無色ニキ

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無色ニキ

@harowaniki

無色透明な無色オタクは線と線を結んでナンボの生き物(・ω・`)

Joined September 2021

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だってATフィールドとかいうトンデモ不可思議チカラを使ってやるのが相互反発のエネルギーでタービン回して発電して陽電子砲ドギャンなんだぜ… あの光景見た時劇場で爆笑しそうになったよ…、理解するまで1分かかった…

The image depicts a scene from the anime 'Evangelion', featuring a line of green, humanoid mechas with red and white markings, standing in front of a red and blue cityscape. These mechas are likely the Mass Production Evangelion Units, known for their distinctive design and the use of AT Fields, a concept from the series. The post text humorously references the absurdity of these mechas using AT Fields to generate energy for a positron cannon, which is a plot point in the series. The setting is vibrant with a clear blue sky and fluffy white clouds, contrasting with the red and blue tones of the city below, creating a visually striking scene.

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たぬきち

@Tanukichi_mingo

Apr 25

みんな原子力でお湯を沸かしてタービンを回すとか言ってておもしろw

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@riku_satera723

ちゃんと三千円を渡すことでお年玉を一切渡さなかったという批判さえ封殺しつつ社会人になると人事査定でボーナスの額すら決まるという社会勉強を正月からお年玉というフォーマットを利用して行う人生のパイセンニキ良いお年をですよ

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@natsui_tanoshi

そこにめんつゆを入れて希釈、タマネギを入れるんだよ、火が通ったところで溶き卵を投入するカツ丼だよ、学生さん

#皆が忘れ去っていた驚愕の設定ゲゲゲの鬼太郎の南方妖怪チンポは、水木しげる先生がオリジナルで生み出した妖怪ちなみに最新版の声優は杉田智和氏

#シングレ来週！ついにトレセンのババアの声優発表へ！！

The image is a black-and-white manga panel featuring two characters. One character, partially visible on the left, has a distinctive hairstyle with a zigzag pattern and is looking intently at the other character. The character on the right is an older man with slicked-back hair, wearing a suit and tie, and is speaking with a confident expression, holding his fist near his mouth. The text in the speech bubble reads, "お前わわしにおまかせしな," which translates to "Leave it to me." The post text mentions "#シングレ" (Cinderella Nine) and indicates excitement for the upcoming announcement of the voice actor for an older woman character in the game next week. This context suggests the characters might be from or related to the game, adding significance to the anticipation of the voice actor reveal.

#皆が忘れ去っていた驚愕の設定ニドラン

はニドリーナに進化すると閉経する。この原初の設定を現代のポケモンも忠実に守っているため、ニドリーナに進化させるとタマゴを産まないのだ。

ゴッドイーターがモンハンのパクリ？？は？あんな筋肉ゴリラしか出ないゲームと、性癖爆弾一級品を一緒にすんなや。

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本当にVというキャラと認識して愛してるパターンだよねファンがみんなこういうスタンスなら平和なんだろうけど

#シングレもうこのシーンからトレセンのババアが楽しみなんだが…？？

The image is a black-and-white manga panel featuring two characters. The top panel shows a close-up of a man with a stern expression, wearing a chef's uniform, brushing his teeth with a determined look. The text in Japanese reads, "やはり若い女には負けられん," which translates to "I can't lose to a young woman." The bottom panel shows a woman with short hair, looking somewhat annoyed or frustrated, with the text "無理" meaning "Impossible." The post text indicates that the user is excited about a scene from the manga "シングレ" (Singles), particularly looking forward to the character referred to as "トレセンのババア" (Training Center Old Woman). The composition and expressions suggest a humorous or dramatic interaction between the characters, typical of manga storytelling.

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忍びないのでちゃんと購入する時点で異常者じゃない案件…

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芋煮さえ絡まなければ基本平和な人ら

The image is a colorful map of Japan's Tohoku region, highlighting different areas where various dialects are spoken. The map uses different colors to represent different dialects, with labels indicating the specific dialect names. The text on the map is in Japanese, discussing the dialects and their significance. The post text mentions "芋煮さえ絡まなければ基本平和な人ら" which translates to "If it weren't for the potato stew, they would basically be peaceful people," suggesting a humorous take on regional differences, particularly related to the famous potato stew (Imoni) in Tohoku. This context adds a layer of cultural humor to the map, emphasizing the playful rivalry or differences among the regions.

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まぁ気持ちはわからんでもない(・ω・`) 特に電動キックボードとかに

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@KuwagataZaurus

不正解「×」解説「昼の主従逆転ごっこも好きである」

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逆にここまで持ちネタにできるの凄くね…。好きになりそうになったじゃん…

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原作がこういうスタンスだからもう雁字搦め

#キングオージャー劇場版観てないと何が何だかわからないのが今週のキングオージャーの欠点だったな… まぁ訓練されたオタクは全員見てるだろ… 個人的にドゥーガさんとの戴冠式をここで回収するのが最高だったよ…

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再び一週間が木村昴に占領されるローテが組み上がるな仮面ライダーリバイスの穴が埋まったよ…

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だってこの映画、戦闘シーンより会議シーンの方が面白く感じる時あるのずるいっすよ… 作戦立案のシーンとかシン・ウルトラマンもそうでしたけどほんま面白い…

#precure ここまでハードボイルドキャラな大福が、実は女の子でこの口調で追加戦士でプリキュアになったら全国の小さい子の性癖がぶっ壊れるんだが…

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The image features a Japanese text overlay on a plain background, asking, "Which voice did you hear? Male or female?" in both Japanese and English, suggesting an interactive or humorous context. The post text, including the reply to @suisuiPomizu and the original post about "paisuri" (a suggestive anime/manga trope), implies adult humor and anime-related innuendo, making the image part of a meme. No people, objects, or characters are visually depicted beyond the text, but the combination of text and context hints at playful, suggestive themes common in anime meme culture. The image is clear, well-lit, and technically sound, with no platform watermarks like Instagram or TikTok present.

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親に怒られたり、友達と喧嘩しても「まぁ俺にはメタルチンコがあるしな…」ってメンタルで生きてたと思うと美味しい

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⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン 5ブーンを！！

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なお、チー牛という現代の怪談

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彼氏は赤ちゃんプレイが好きという可能性が微レ存…

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ファンタジー作品の巻き込まれた人の死に社会的な処理をする瞬間が好きなんスよ… さやかの葬式とか鎧武の行方不明のチラシとか…

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でも将棋は相手の駒を洗脳調教してから相手の陣にいきなり放つっていうイカれた性癖極まったようなシチュぶち込んでくるのでやっぱ日本は今日も平和です本当にありがとうございました

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主従契約が輪廻の輪すらねじ曲げやがって… おねショタかぁたまげたなぁ…

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その状態を4年間維持したヒカルの碁とかいうレジェンド

$The image shows the cover of volume 22 of the manga "Hikaru no Go," featuring the protagonist Hikaru Shindo, a young boy with blonde hair, in a blue suit and red tie, pointing forward energetically. Surrounding him are other characters, including older men in suits and a distinctive white-haired figure, set against a yellow background with black Go board patterns. The text on the cover, including "Hikaru no Go" and "JUMP COMICS," is in Japanese, indicating its manga origin. The post text references maintaining a legendary state for four years in "Hikaru no Go," tying the image to the anime/manga\'s theme of competitive Go (a strategic board game), while the original post mentions confusion over flower card rules in "Summer Wars," suggesting a broader context of strategic games in Japanese media. No platform watermarks are present.$

#歌詞だけで特撮を当てろ人は死ぬよ　必ず死ぬいつか君も　俺も死ぬんだ子供向け特撮でこのストレートな歌詞をぶち込んでくるの当時クソ驚いた、でもそれ以上にめちゃくちゃ人生で大事なことを歌ってて今でも心を奪われている

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@crusher_gawasan

ピピ美を使って「圧勝した」とは書いてあるがこの後「戻させた」とは記述しておらずそのまま色んな場所で相棒として使い続けるポプ子概念は期待してもいいのか気になるところカードは相棒ってハッキリわかんだね…(・ω・`)

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アッ…（絶命）小　林　製　薬

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コイツは原作の歴史資料の中で、火炙りの包み込むような温かさと巣潜った快感が好きでわざと捕まって魔女裁判に掛けられ、また変身してを繰り返しエンジョイするとかいうとんでもねえヤツなんだこの「変わり者のウェンデリン」は47回一連の行為を楽しんだ逸話があるキャラクター

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万博コスプレ自体はちゃんと配慮自体はできて文句はないと言う話とは別にご本人の二次創作に対するスタンスはとてもじゃないが肯定できないもんでした。

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ラストのコマから逆算すると、最初のコマから人生を達観した目で生きてる感出してるけど実際は全力で家族におんぶに抱っこしてるって事実が浮かび上がってくる味が出てきて完成度高くて好き

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ただの胡桃のファンアートだし、全年齢にも配慮してる、ケチのつけようがねえやガハハ

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真水が出るとかいうとんでもねえアイテムゥ

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@TURTLEISLAND30

一日百万円生活の節約でいきなり虎の毛皮買うスピード感なんよ

The images are from a manga, depicting a character who is spending money extravagantly. The first image shows a character with a sinister expression, holding a stack of money with the text "年収100万" (annual income of 1 million yen) and "節約" (saving). The second image sequence shows the character immediately buying a tiger fur, highlighting the irony of saving money while making such a lavish purchase. The post text mentions "一日百万円生活の節約でいきなり虎の毛皮買うスピード感なんよ" which translates to "The speed at which he buys a tiger fur right after talking about saving money in a one million yen a day lifestyle is something else." This adds context to the character's impulsive spending despite the mention of saving.

The images are from a manga, depicting a character who is spending money extravagantly. The first image shows a character with a sinister expression, holding a stack of money with the text "年収100万" (annual income of 1 million yen) and "節約" (saving). The second image sequence shows the character immediately buying a tiger fur, highlighting the irony of saving money while making such a lavish purchase. The post text mentions "一日百万円生活の節約でいきなり虎の毛皮買うスピード感なんよ" which translates to "The speed at which he buys a tiger fur right after talking about saving money in a one million yen a day lifestyle is something else." This adds context to the character's impulsive spending despite the mention of saving.

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おじいちゃん、若人に勉強させるにはいい機会だと思って出してくださったんかな。人生の良いネタに、寿司だけに

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同じ境遇である「過去の自分」を見て今の自分にならないように優しい目を向けるフジキド＝サンさぁ…

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「保母さんといっしょっ！」ってエロゲを「≒３」って表現してるファン思い出した。

The image is a promotional poster for a Japanese visual novel or eroge titled "保母さんといっしょっ！" (translated as "With the Nursery Teacher!"). It features three anime-style characters, two with red hair and one with light purple hair, all depicted in a cute and cheerful manner. The characters are dressed in colorful outfits, and the background is light and pastel, suggesting a friendly and light-hearted theme. The text on the poster is in Japanese, with the title prominently displayed in a playful font. The post references a fan's creative expression of the game's title using the mathematical symbol "≒3", indicating a playful or humorous connection within the fan community. The image is high quality, with clear and vibrant colors, and it does not contain any explicit content.