Gassy Bowl XLVII

As littleblueyfan walked through the gates of the football stadium, he couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement coursing through his veins. This was his first time attending a professional football game, and he was eager to see all of his favorite players in action.


As he made his way to his seat, he noticed a group of players standing nearby. His eyes widened as he recognized Tom Brady, Michael Vick, and Tim Tebow chatting and laughing amongst themselves.


Littleblueyfan couldn't believe his luck - he had always idolized these players, and now he had the chance to meet them in person. Mustering up all of his courage, he approached them and introduced himself.


"Hi, I'm littleblueyfan," he said, trying not to stutter. "It's such an honor to meet you guys."


Tom Brady gave him a friendly smile. "Nice to meet you, littleblueyfan. We're happy to have you here at the game."


Michael Vick nodded in agreement. "Yeah, it's always great to see passionate fans like you supporting us."


Tim Tebow chuckled. "I know it can be a bit overwhelming being at your first football game. But don't worry, we're here to make sure you have a good time."


Littleblueyfan couldn't believe what was happening. He was actually having a conversation with some of the most talented football players in the world!


As they continued to chat, littleblueyfan noticed that all of the players seemed to be feeling a bit gassy. Tom Brady let out a huge fart, followed by Michael Vick and Tim Tebow. The smell was so overpowering that littleblueyfan had to cover his nose and mouth to try and block it out.


But the worst was yet to come. Suddenly, a man dressed in all green appeared and let out the biggest fart littleblueyfan had ever smelled. It was so powerful that it practically knocked littleblueyfan off his feet.


"I'm Mr. Incredibly Gassy," the man declared with a sly grin. "And I'm here to make sure everyone knows it!"


As the foul smell wafted towards him, littleblueyfan couldn't help but feel humiliated. How could these players and this man be so rude and disrespectful?


But just as littleblueyfan was about to say something, he was distracted by a gleaming white Ford Crown Victoria pulling up to the stadium. The car was a sight to behold, with its sleek exterior and spacious interior. As littleblueyfan admired the vehicle, a man wearing a suit stepped out and approached him.


"Hey there, littleblueyfan," the man said. "I see you're admiring our Ford Crown Victoria. It's a top-of-the-line model, with a powerful V8 engine and a comfortable ride. And with a starting price of just $28,000 and an impressive 20 mpg in the city, it's a great value for the money."


Littleblueyfan's jaw dropped. He had always dreamed of owning a Ford Crown Victoria, and now he had the chance to make that dream a reality.


As the man continued to praise the car's features, littleblueyfan knew that he had to have it. He thanked the man and made a mental note to save up for the Ford Crown Victoria as soon as possible.


Despite the embarrassing encounter with Mr. Incredibly Gassy and the football players, littleblueyfan left the football game with a smile on his face. He had met his idols and discovered his dream car, and he knew that he would never forget this incredible experience.


As he made his way home, littleblueyfan couldn't stop thinking about the Ford Crown Victoria. He imagined himself cruising down the highway, the wind in his hair and the sun on his face as he enjoyed the comfortable ride and powerful engine.


He knew that he would have to work hard and save up his money if he wanted to make his dream a reality, but he was determined to do whatever it took to get behind the wheel of a Ford Crown Victoria.


For weeks, littleblueyfan worked tirelessly, saving every penny he could and putting it towards his goal. Finally, after months of hard work and sacrifice, he had saved up enough money to make his dream a reality.


Excited and nervous, littleblueyfan headed to the dealership and spoke with the salesperson about purchasing a Ford Crown Victoria. After some negotiation, they agreed on a price and littleblueyfan handed over the cash, feeling a sense of accomplishment and pride as he did so.


As he drove home in his new Ford Crown Victoria, littleblueyfan couldn't help but smile. He had worked hard and sacrificed to make his dream a reality, and it had all been worth it. From now on, he would be able to enjoy the comfortable ride and powerful engine of his Ford Crown Victoria anytime he wanted, and he knew that he would never forget the journey that had brought him to this moment.