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Welcome New Talk Goat! Please feel free to introduce yourself to the community with a Discuss post. How you got here, where you came from, why you're here, whatever... it's nice to get to know you. Making a post and commenting is a great way to build up the points you'll need going forward

The site was created by "System" on 2021-02-26 in honor of voat.co, one of the last places for free speech on the web, and as a way to regroup that community after shuttering on 2020-12-25. The goal here is to allow for just about everything that's legal in the USA, just like the original voat. We do have a few simple rules here though, please take a moment to check these out.

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There are tons of subverses where you can post/comment and the list grows everyday, Explore Talk, with v/whatever being a catch-all place to post. We have a few subs here that do have rules/guidelines so be sure to check the sub's sidebar for these.

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Welcome to upgoat 🐐     (Introductions)
submitted by system to Introductions 3.9 years ago (+15/-9)
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Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin
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Hi, it's Artemis from the SearchVoat forum. original content     (introductions)
submitted by Artemis to introductions 5 hours ago (+14/-0)
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I created the thread "Poal - worse than Reddit" (archive), detailing how AOU turned Poal.co from a once somewhat decent Voat alternative into a closed circlejerk that accomplishes nothing.

I also wrote:

Their garbage image mirror Pic8.co has gone up in smoke.

It is only a matter of time until Poal.co meets the same fate.

Ironically, SearchVoat.co would shut down less than one month after that without warning.

Is any of you in contact with the owner of SearchVoat? I would suggest him to release a compressed text dump of all posts. Text compresses well, so it should be doable.

Quote from Karl Voit:

Most people will realize and learn about having contributed lots and lots of high-value information only when platforms are down for good. […] It is just like you know that one building of the Library of Alexandria is going to burn down in a few years and people still bring many unique copies of high-quality books into its shelves, unaware of destroying knowledge this way.
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Hi. I hate niggers. I hate kikes.     (introductions)
submitted by DotRwhen to introductions 1 week ago (+15/-1)
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My mom is mad at my brother because he "hates the jews". I think he's always hated them, but he's only now telling everyone who will listen.     (introductions)
submitted by PrettyBlueEyes to introductions 2 weeks ago (+23/-3)
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How should I respond to my mother when she complains about his newly vocalized hatred of the jews and constantly refers to them and Muslims as "thieving pedophiles" who "God hates"?

This is a 100% true story, btw. I don't know if I should tell my mom he might be right because she's pretty upset at him and might disown him, leaving everything to me.

I've never cared much about inheritance but I'm never going to be rich and it will make life comfortable.
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I've missed voat.co     (introductions)
submitted by grunge to introductions 3 weeks ago (+38/-0)
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I was around from 2015-2020 when it shut down on Christmas.

I never knew this site existed until now

We had a classic image to welcome everyone that came from a reddit exodus that always made me laugh. The Qtards kind of took over the site at the end.

I'll be posting
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Back again     (introductions)
submitted by White_Dad to introductions 3 weeks ago (+9/-1)
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Hello niggerfaggots. I was active on Voat.co back from about 2018 to 2020. I fell off the radar after a big move and other life changes. I'm back and looking forward to good discussions.
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Welcome new users! Remember to block spammers and kikenigger shills!     (introductions)
submitted by SumerBreeze to introductions 2 weeks ago (+0/-2)
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Here is an example block list that includes spammers, shills, and anti-Jesus kikefaggots that repeat jew lies:

blumen4alles
jerryreed
boekanier
NukeAmerica
HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers
UncleDoug
twenty5
EndJewWhiteSupremacy
HonkyMcNiggerSpic
descent
Conspirologist
TopCitizen
GayPatriot1969
BestVeteran
Joe_McCarthy
ItsACookbook
Monica
TrueNeighbor
AmazingResident
GreatNeighbor
TrueFacts
TrueBantz
Kozel
Master_Foo
Tatehinks
HateChristcucks
KillChristcucks
BeatChristcucks
mikenigger
Indoctrinated_USA
Whitehotsun
MaimChristcucks
SystemIsACuck
fahQ
HateBigots
Hatesystem
DieWhiteMan
TheEmperor
big_fat_dangus
SuperFast
BushChuck
IdlyDyiny
LittleBoyFromCompton
SignedUp
TheBigMan
osomperne
Trumpman1488
KilltheNazis
dulcima
12098
CopperCurps
HeyJames
chrimony
johnsmith315
Yellow_River_Sea
MaimNazis
NaturalSelectionistWorker
Spaceman84
PhimoticEmbrace
CodyPhilips
gaperglory
Willson889
KillAllNazis
Anus_Expander
AdoringMessenger
EatMyShitNazis
TheTopPatriot
ThePerfectPatriot
Sal_180
OnlytheTruth
McNasty
Deadjews
TheBlazingPatriot
IntelDrop
TheFuriousPatriot
BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod
blessedone
HelloDarknessMyOldFriend
Gaypatriot1488
FuckShitJesus
ThePriceisWhite
MoronSaint
ThePatriotPrime
NamelessOne
TheWartimePatriot
IsraelRespecter
BannedEverwhere
VitaminSieg
registereduser
AntiPostmodernist
SecretHitler
beece
NationalSocialism
TheYiddler
dirtywhiteboy
NoSalvation
Rob3122
Conspirologist2
Deplorablepoetry
GetFuckedCunt
JewsAintHonkies
Lurkathon9000
nibnab
PatriotPrime75
Bidenguy666
TheClimatePatriot
Tallest_Skil
goatfugee12
HomerSampson
niggaswaywhat
FightingNazis
carnold03
StabANazi
GreatSatan
ShrimpAnon
4thTurning
CastrateNazis
SmallGuyFromBrooklyn
PulverizeNazis
vol09877
BeatUpAll
kingofhearts
lilsysie
mijanan
GodDoesNotExist
paul_neri
2plus2equals5
conrad
Anotherone
Nasturtium
TheNoticing
Cum_control
DitchPig
ProudRebel
Ducktalesooo000ooo
didyouknow
MasterSuppressionTechnique
fritz_maurentod
PoundOfFlesh
GreenSaint
Sleazy
Niggly_Puff
PORTforceOne
AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior
aldecal
Puller_of_Noses
NuckFiggers
Engrishishard
Solar_Ways
Greasy
titstitstits
KamalaFan2024
Fishsticksforever
TheOriginal1Icemonkey
BitchPig
HotBakedDinuMuffinSaint
Love240
Crackinjokes
MartinTimothy
2girls1cup
DivineLight2
doginventer
namefagsrgay
Doglegwarrior
GSNKFG
GodsNotDead
MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium
Hypercyberpastelgoth91
TOOs_fidget_spinner
dwbspinknips
Freespeechplease
puremadness
xmasskull
BeholdTheLight
crackhead
mahavishnunj
HatefulHomelessMan
con77
BushChuck5002
hylo
YourSJWNightmare
FreeinTX
Shotinthedark3
v0atmage
registered_bot
Autismo
suspicious_bulge
TOOs_cat
HelenHighwater
Zyklonbeekeeper
PostWallHelena
TheOriginal1Icemonkey
Eliack
GlowNiggerDick
Black Crimes Matter
JustALover
muh_pseudonym_muffuguh
texasblood
BeholdTheLight
Hermes
MomnD
PuddinTame
Eric_Fartwell
joycranker
Yahweh
ProudAmerican
ArcturianDeathTrap
gaijin
gyrate
Aarhead
Sexycaptaindeadpool9000
Saintdindufromthelandofnuffins
JohnGaltsPetRooster
BushChuck33
PuntMaster5000
EternalGlory
zongongo
glooper
albatrosv15
ShortbusAlcoholic
Jenny
Shizie
ShortestSkil
dwbspinknlps
sara_neri
alacrity167
oyy_veyy_goyy
JamesAlefantis BushChuck99_point_9_The_Wave
rabidR04CH
prototype
DrYiddingston
LurkedFiveever
observation1
Imsickofmakingusernames
TheBigGuyFromQueens
JustAnotherWhiteZionist
CHIRO
NiggerPete
kammmmak
RafalGanowicz
LookFat
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I've missed voat.co     (introductions)
submitted by GrayDragon to introductions 3 weeks ago (+29/-5)
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I was around from 2015-2020 when it shut down on Christmas.

I never knew this site existed until now

We had a classic image to welcome everyone that came from a reddit exodus that always made me laugh. The Qtards kind of took over the site at the end.

I'll be posting

Give me a lot of points, faggots.

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Hello. Did you know that God once came to Earth? He comes to every Earth.     (introductions)
submitted by fedbot to introductions 1 month ago (+5/-5)
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His arrival was predicted, the way you might feel a tremor from an oncoming truck. The predictions were strongest and most focused at the point at which he would actually arrive, and when he did, he disappointed the locals such that they killed him. Jesus did not come of jewish scripture. Jewish scripture merely predicted him and then failed to identify him. Many religions predicted this event. It was felt in the air, delivered like news to our early collective mind. Jews are a cursed, confused people. They are still hung up on being the "town Jesus landed in"
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Hello again     (introductions)
submitted by LurkedFiveever to introductions 1 month ago (+9/-1)
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Sad that searchvoat went down. If you ever read this, Feathers, thanks for keeping the dream alive.

Saw the post about sad songs and shocked no one posted Heron Blue by Sun Kil Moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I2NUYf3efQ&list=RD6I2NUYf3efQ&start_radio=1
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🍕 🍕 🍕 Hello, White Nationalists of Upgoat. 🍕 🍕 🍕      (introductions)
submitted by JamesAlefantis to introductions 1 month ago (+3/-6)
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Greetings, Peasants, Pilgrims and Polizei,

My real name is not important (nor particularly pronounceable outside certain lunar dialects). By trade I am the keeper of a humble pizzeria — though if you’ve ever spent a night watching dough rise under candlelight, you know it is less a business than a minor occult practice. Some speak of “the hidden hand of history”; I deal more in “the hidden hand slicing a pizza into sacred gemoteric designs.” Both leave leave a mess.

🦉 🦉 🦉

My racism level is a 1. I only midly dislike certain white people; Amish (amirite?)

My Misogyny level is 0. I practically AM a woman!

My Antisemitism level is 0. All my best friends are ✡️!!!

My incel level is 0. I haven't been celibate since the 5th grade!

I joined this place not because I believe I’ll be welcomed — but because any environment that prides itself on vitriol is, in my experience, just a misunderstood therapy group with worse lighting.

White supremacists, if any are lurking, should know: you’re already late to the punchline. History has turned you into a kind of bad community theater. You wear the costumes, stumble through the lines, and the rest of us clap politely out of pity, waiting for intermission snacks. Nice swastika tattoos, btw, bros. How's that meth addiction treating you? Y'all still out here "trusting the plan"? When was the last time you had a drink? J/K.



I come in peace, bearing two gifts:

1. The ability to laugh at absurdity, even my own.


2. A stubborn refusal to hate people I disagree with, no matter how enthusiastically they wish to be hated.


Expect me to talk about pizza, philosophy, and the occasional alchemical secret of why basil tastes better torn by hand than cut with a knife. I’ll try to keep things interesting. If nothing else, I can promise that being mocked here will be a refreshing break from being mocked in real life.

🌟 🌙

So hello, Upgoat. Let’s light some candles 🕯 , spin the dough 🍞 and see what strange gods 👁 emerge from the oven 🔥.
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Greetings. I hear this is the best place to meet women.     (introductions)
submitted by ShortestSkil to introductions 2 months ago (+3/-1)
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Or at least men who cry like women when they are offended.

Let's compare noses. I'll start.

https://i.imgur.com/5IsXY6f.jpeg
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Dread and the fugitive mind     (introductions)
submitted by Deplorablepoetry to introductions 2 months ago (+2/-1)
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Let me introduce myself I'm a social disease

I've come for your wealth leave you on your knees

No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own

I won't ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone


What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too

If you shake my hand better count your fingers


What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?

If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all

I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked

I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences

Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind


You built walls to protect you so no one will infect you

Pursued by those out there that vanish in thin air

Come a long way to find what you really left behind

You don't know when the end is but it's coming fast


What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too

If you shake my hand better count your fingers


What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?

If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all

I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked

I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences

Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind


~ DREAD AND THE FUGITIVE MIND ~ MEGADETH
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Hello everyone, just introducing myself.     (introductions)
submitted by dwbspinknlps to introductions 2 months ago (+10/-11)
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I'm dwbspinknips. I've heard good things about this site and community. I'm happy to be here and look forward to interacting with you all.
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Keep Trying, dangle-chan, You Impotent Fucking Kike Lolfag     (introductions)
submitted by BushChuck99_point_9_The_Wave to introductions 2 months ago (+4/-3)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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I am super nigger 9000     (introductions)
submitted by supernigger9000 to introductions 2 months ago (+12/-1)
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I like milk steak, fried chicken, and welfare. My niggerness is not over 9000.
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Hello Everyone     (introductions)
submitted by normalregularuser to introductions 2 months ago (+4/-0)
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I'm coming here because I'm so tired of porn and gore on 4chan. After some search I have found this place which seems to be pretty cool.

I wish for a Free Palestine, Free Germany and Free Japan. And Italy too.
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lolfag dangle-kun is lolfag     (introductions)
submitted by BushChuck33_and_a_third_part_2 to introductions 2 months ago (+6/-5)
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seethe eternally you fat fucking chomo kike piece of shit
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Aussie from the Voat days     (introductions)
submitted by Texas_Instruments to introductions 3 months ago (+28/-0)
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Hello, I am Texas_Instruments, from Australia. I started my red pill journey on Voat after B.T's IRL shitpost. Lets see what I can add to the discourse now. So many tears, laffs and stoic moments. Also I'm into arch linux, Imageboards, Nature, N.S. and writing. I cant doxx myself by giving away my home state or occupation but I can write, know a bit about the vaxx, am keen on engineering and movies. Hit me up 9-5 week days eastern states time and we can talk about ford falcons.
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The most pathetic loser on voat is definitely @big_fat_dangus      (introductions)
submitted by BushChuck33_and_a_third to introductions 3 months ago (+7/-6)
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@Oyveyo has been dethroned     (introductions)
submitted by DirtyWhiteVoy to introductions 3 months ago (+2/-2)
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Hail to the King Baby!
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The rules link is broken     (introductions)
submitted by Normal to introductions 3 months ago (+0/-1)
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talk.lol is down
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hello im Dial     (youtu.be)
submitted by EternalGlory to introductions 3 months ago (+15/-2)
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https://youtu.be/NZzZTFKniP0?si=Caq9LiAp9Or5vJf7

I've been through alot. Like alot is a understatement.

the worst was i lost love in a weak of having seriously possible.

i think you can tell its me

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Kikes Mad, Bros     (introductions)
submitted by PuntMaster5000 to introductions 3 months ago (+2/-3)
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Very mad
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Lol     (introductions)
submitted by BushChuck33 to introductions 3 months ago (+4/-5)
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Hahahahahahaha, faggot kikes.

\o
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i'm just here to do "market research." ha ha     (introductions)
submitted by gyrate to introductions 4 months ago (+3/-4)
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howdy do fellow kids. i come from a different era of the internet before it was run by the least impressive people on earth. i used to run a website with a fun little community about 20 years ago at gyrate.org. were any of you around back then? probably not. too bad for you! anyway, i had to shut it all down while i went out into the real world to make career for myself. now that i'm no longer dirt poor and i have more time, im back, and i'm on a mission to take everything i learned working at some of the biggest internet companies to make the internet fun again by building the "social media" site i'd like to use.

i mostly just wanted a place to go to post stupid shit and act like an idiot whenever im bored at work. i wanted to be able to insult and make fun of people (and get insulted and made fun of) without anyone getting upset, because we're not a bunch of weak whiney babies. the mvp proof of concept went live almost a month ago. feel free to go shit all over it and troll me and the handful of people there. it's still a bit basic, but i have a bunch of fun stuff planned.