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Golden Rule: Be nice to the people who know your secrets.

Not the same Incog from the other thread.

We talked, texted, Skyped, and everything that comes after that. During these conversations he would say:

"Sh** just— I don't know— sh** just ain't what I thought it would be."

"Nah, say it— I like that you speak your mind. I want you to be real with me because you the only person I can be real with. You the only... the only person who doesn't panic when I say I ain't thinking bout the studio."

Because we were long distance we got to know each other well, or at least I thought we did because he was just putting on "the act". Everything is thought out. Anything spontaneous is planned and everything is a test. Test of your loyalty, versatility, and your stupidity.

Eventually , during one of or liaisons the condom broke. I'm not on the pill; he knows this so he drove to the drugstore to get Plan B and while in the parking lot he said to get a certain type of juice along with it. I'm allergic to the type of juice he wanted me to get but I got anyway because I thought he was thirsty. I get back in the car and homey wants me to take the pill in front of him, using the poisonous nectar and I said no for the reasons I stated above.

He also got an attitude because I was reading the package insert and not listening to him. ("Either way you taking it.")

For a while it seemed like every time we did something the condom would break or he would take it off during:bulgy-eyes::stop:. Come to find out somebody was poking holes in the condoms. I don't if it was him being shady or Jessica, but I ended up with a leased out uterus.

I told him and he said he loved me and wanted to marry me (I said the same) but the time was wrong. He wanted me to have an abortion and he said that it shouldn't matter because if I really loved him and wasn't going anywhere then we would end up together and we would have children. Just not this one and not right now.

I disagreed with that BS and he started talking about how I was trying to trap him. He grabbed my hair and I hit him in the face.He slung me, hit me all over my back and I ended up locking myself in the bathroom.

I didn't get the abortion, but at this point I really don't want anything to do with him or his crazy a** family— financially or otherwise.

Shots fired.:at-wits-end:
 

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Didn't you tell him you were allergic to the juice? Lil dude could've run in and got you some water? But for now I'll sip it... slowly. But which other ingoc are you talking about OP? I hope this thred gets poppin, oh and how did y'all meet? So were you with him whilst he is still with his girl?
 

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Didn't you tell him you were allergic to the juice? Lil dude could've run in and got you some water? But for now I'll sip it... slowly. But which other ingoc are you talking about OP? I hope this thred gets poppin, oh and how did y'all meet? So were you with him whilst he is still with his girl?

The girl who was talking about how he put her hand on the stove and then he gave her puppy away.
 

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Yes.

I'm sorry you went through all of that OP.
Celeb or not that sounds like it was an abusive relationship on all sorts of level.

I hope you and the kid are ok.
 

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Was I with him while he was with his girl? Which particular girl are you talking about because it seems that he has all stacked up like a game of Jenga.

The issue wasn't about the willingness to get another juice. My thing was I wanted to read the package because I was on other medication and by the time I was done reading ( if he had pulled off when I first got in the car) I would've been someplace where I had other beverages. No point in spending more money and having me show my face in there again because I was already embarrassed about buying it.

We aren't in contact and he doesn't know that I kept it. I don't plan on telling him either. I changed my number and I moved in with a friend temporarily.

He's on tour and has probably called the next girl off the bench, so I'm not concerned.
 

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The girl who was talking about how he put her hand on the stove and then he gave her puppy away.
Damn, but on one of the Bruno threads, it's been said he's abusive. So why are girls still going after dude? especially peeps from LSA? He's good looking yeah, but nah. OP come back, we need more tea. :)
 

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Oh I meant the girl, he took to the Grammy's. I think you wrote their name, Jessica? Anyway the girl from the Grammy's but how y'all meet?
ETA: I'm still sipping the tea, but I thought this post would be poppin right now, were is everybody?
 

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Oh sh!t! Let me get my sister in here, she is gonna lose it!!! [MENTION=131581]Sweetheartamber[/MENTION]
 

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Golden Rule: Be nice to the people who know your secrets.


For a while it seemed like every time we did something the condom would break or he would take it off during:bulgy-eyes::stop:. Come to find out somebody was poking holes in the condoms. I don't if it was him being shady or Jessica, but I ended up with a leased out uterus.


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I'm not even a Bruno Mars fan after what he did to Breakbot but if this is true, fµck!ng hell as they say here in Blighty.
 

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Girl. Whet? Idk if you're lying or not however Bruno is all types of crazy, that's
just a known fact. SO I wouldn't be surprised if this is indeed true.
So sorry you have to go through this.
:disapointed:
 

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My involvement happened before the other thread. A lot of stuff in that thread finally made some of the gaps I had come together. I didn't know about the supposed drug use (I never saw him do it, but there were times when I thought he was acting out the ordinary) until our last argument when he flipped out, left and had no recollection of what happened.

Even if someone told which I doubt they would because that would be less money coming their way, he wouldn't care. he already said how he felt about it. He's less emotional than his songs portray. He's the type to take care of his responsibilities because other people would be impressed by him taking responsibility— like a firefighter doing his job until he gets a medal of honor.

For the people who wanted to know, we met randomly. I made him laugh and then he looked over and liked what he saw.

And for the people questioning the tea, just wait because someone poked the holes. And if me and another girl were being served out the same box then it's safe to assume that if I don't come forward another girl will. Since chick is obviously about that life.

Somebody's going to have papers on him by the end of this year or sometime in 2015. LSA refer to this thread when it happens.
 

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So you're telling me you're not going to tell him he has a child coming into the world? Why wouldn't you want to at least get financial support
 

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Interesting.....why would he poke holes in the condoms and try to sabotage himself? Then accuse you of doing the same? Maybe it was Jessica...but she's already his girlfriend, if she wanted to "trap" him wouldn't she have done it by now? Why u say his family is crazy?
 

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I'm so shocked!! What the f**k?! Why can't there be just ONE good looking man that can act right!!!
LORD ALL I NEED IS ONE!
(my Boyfriend doesn't count).
Girl I'm so sorry for you. I hope you have a safe pregnancy, put that n**** on child support and get your green!


Oh sh!t! Let me get my sister in here, she is gonna lose it!!! @Sweetheartamber



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And you ain't sh!t.







































However, I still love you. But Don't
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You need to call me about how you're holding up at that base. Do you really like it there with Ramses and all those crazy white people. Ya'll are one of the few minorities.
 

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Not trying to sound like I'm judging, but if you have a child on the way, I think you should let him know. Don't go around him if you're afraid of him physically hurting you, but call him and let him know. Keeping this from someone is not right, they have a say so in this as well. I think it's really immature the way you're handling the situation. Think about your unborn child and other people involved, not just yourself.

To me it sounds like you really want to keep the child, but you're avoiding him because you don't want him to try to convince you to not keep it. I don't know why you weren't on birth control in the first place to prevent this dilemma or why you kept sleeping with him even though you knew his condoms had holes in them. You should have gotten your own condoms. You sound suspect.

But anyways, if I were a guy and a girl popped up with a child years later and didn't keep me informed I'd be pissed. It's unfair and kinda cruel.

If he's being abusive to you then you need to press charges. Plain and simple.
 

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