An Invitation To Sip Some White Folk Tea..

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I put this in another thread but I am going to stick this here too

Re: Jenn.ifer Law.rence and my post months ago about a backlash starting to form against her from her peers that I wasn't prepared to talk about yet.

Little did I know that the backlash wasn't just from her peers and fellow actors (many of them have been colder towards her as of late, a little put off by her ego and thinking she needs to be taken down "a peg or two"). I had heard, way back when (when I said I wasn't prepared to talk about it) that a fellow actor had been bragging about having some explicit photos of her and had gotten them from his agent. Apparently, she done pissed off the wrong folks.

You all think it was just a coincidence that the biggest name on that list by far was Jenn.ifer Lawr.ence? That she had the most pics (and there ARE videos). That nobody that could even be considered A-list was on that list (besides maybe Ka.te Upt.on who has posed for Sports Illustrated with her breasts out anyway so they figured a leak wasn't a big deal and it was a good way to cover up that Lawr.ence was the main target)?

All of this was a warning because Jenn.ifer Lawr.ence has tried to back out of two projects that she verbally agreed to in 2013. She and her people feel that it would "hurt her brand" to do them. So every time they contacted her people they stalled and said she was not available or they could not get in touch with her because she was shooting. Well this all started bubbling up around spring of last year when talks about when to start shooting came up.

Then the news came out that she was going to work with Da.vid O Russ.ell yet again around the same time she was supposed to be shooting one of the two projects that she had agreed to do. They went through the roof because they had already started talking about advertising, marketing etc. for the film and were banking on Law.rence'se helping to get some other big names they really wanted signed on to the project. Welp, here we are now, they done leaked her nudes to the public in retaliation for her refusal to officially sign on to the project she had agreed upon and given her until the end of 2014 to sign before they supposedly leak a bunch more photos and videos. This was the warning. The film that she verbally agreed to do is set to start shooting in winter of 2015 (that's a hint).

I know people will say but Ki.m Kard.ashian got famous after her sextape came out how does this hurt Law.rence? Two different animals, Jenn.ifer Law.rence is supposed to be America's new sweetheart, the cute quirky girl that is honest and real and doesn't always say the right thing but seems like your regular dorky, slightly awkward teen girl next door. Even when she's making jokes about strippers, parents feel comfortable with their kids looking up to her and seeing her films because it comes off more goofy awkward than sexµally explicit - until now.

Before someone asks about the other photos leaked, apparently those were just leaked "for fun" and to mask that Lawr.ence was the main target. They didn't release any other big names because they hold on to those for purposes such as these. Mess!


2. Have you seen the pics of Chr.is Ev.ans and San.dra Bull.ock? Yeah me either. Cause it's yet another fake relationship that Bull.ock's people have made up to hide the fact that she has a girlfriend (just like all of the fake Cloo.ney stories before them). Bull.ock's birthday? Her girlfriend was there (the one pulling down her pants - the person beside Bull.ock is her sister).
http://instagram.com/p/q8B6B-o5MU/?modal=true

San.dra even agreed to stop doing "romantic" films that required more than a chaste kiss because of her girlfriend. The girlfriend keeps giving her ultimatums about their relationship but ends up chickening out every time. San.dra has started dipping in some drugs to deal with it all. Nothing too serious though.

I saw someone on here say San.dra and Chel.sea Hand.ler are "fake friends." NO. They hang tough:
http://instagram.com/p/q251_eo5CI/?modal=true
She also hangs with Whit.ney Cumm.ings, who is also a comedian known for constantly making racist jokes (and was at San.dra'a birthday party too):
http://instagram.com/p/q5wsL6EmWe
That is where San.dra's party was, at a Cowboy Bar in Wyoming


3. Now to Jul.ia Rob.erts, Lanc.ôme and Pene.lope Cr.uz. So the four spokeswomen for Lanc.ôme are Jul.ia, Lup,ita, Ka.te Wins.let and Pene.lope Cr.uz. Jul.ia is the face of La Vie Est Belle, the perfume. Well in 2009 Jul.ia signed a 5 year, $50 million contract with Lanc.ôme. Well last year Lanc.ôme wanted to roll out a huge campaign for Pene.lope Cr.uz and the fragrance that she is a spokeswoman for called Tresor but Jul.ia got pissed cause she didn't want another Lanc.ôme perfume on the market (especially not one that is attached to another actress). So she basically went to them and told them if they do a big Pene.lope campaign they can forget her signing on again when her contract was up. I am going to guess you have seen this commercial right?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dm6SoWdEDw"]Lancome La Vie Est belle with Julia Roberts at Selfridges - YouTube[/ame]

Have you seen this one on tv anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8Tw1rxUtY

Nope. They stopped the roll out as soon as Jul.ia threatened to leave. They basically decided to hold off on it entirely and put Pen.elope Cr.uz back on promoting the makeup line so Jul.ia is the only spokesperson on the brand who has a fragrance and they've even rolled out a special version of the fragrance per her request. Lan.come was supposed to throw almost identical dinners for Jul.ia and Pene.lope, and when Jul.ia found out her people went to Lan.come and told them that Jul.ia's party better be bigger and better, her fragrance is #1 (now mind you her fragrance is #1 in the world, but she also blocked any other Lan.come fragrances from being sold) and should be treated as such.

This is the dinner that they threw for Pene.lope:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp2cegmA4g[/ame]


This is the dinner that they threw for Jul.ia:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp2cegmA4g[/ame]


Lan.côme wants to sign Jul.ia for another 5 years and she has asked for $75 million (up from the $50 million she signed in 2010). Pretty sure they're going to pay her. A friend of mine who is friends with Jul.ia asked her about the Lan.come stuff since she's friends with Pene.lope and basically she said "I lt's not personal, it's business. If there's another fragrance out there by Lan.come, La Vie might not have sold as well and that's my leverage for that $75 million asking price." Pene.lope doesn't even know that all this sh!t happened, she was vacationing with Jul.ia over the summer and Pene.lope was sitting at Jul.ia's table at the dinner party Lan.come threw for Jul.ia.


4. Ka.te Wins.let is about to be dragged into court if she doesn't stop keeping her kids from their fathers. The men have tried to see them, several times, but when Ka.te purposely keeps her two oldest kids from their father. She is spiteful as hell. When she did the movie The Reader she left her kids with Sam for 6 months and did not see them! For 6 months! Now she acts like her kids do not need to know Sam or Jim. In her divorce from James, one of the terms was that he could not publicly badmouth her, but he's pretty much reached the end of his rope. She lies to the press all the time about having a good relationship with Jim and Sam but anybody who knows them will tell you they both hate her. When Jim threatened to take her to court because Kate was working all the time and just leaving those kids with their nannies, she backed out of two projects saying she needed to "spend more time with family" aka "put up a good front." Sam hasn't exactly been quiet about being fed up with Ka.te keeping the kids away from him so Ka.te has been going to extra lengths to show that "her children are her world." Ka.te is and always has been about the come up (even though she hides it well). She married and got pregnant by two directors and only got with Ne.d cause he's rich as hell (Rich.ard Bran.son's nephew) and because Rich.ard has a production company (called Virgin Produced) and she has been trying to sign a multi-picture deal with them worth millions. Meanwhile Sam and Jim haven't seen their kids in almost a year.

5. Expect a Sof.ia Verg.ara and Joe Mangan.iello breakup soon. She isn't that into him and is already fµck!ng another actor. In fact, she left with him and fµcked him after getting drunk as hell at the Emmys afterparty. Speaking of Jul.ia Rob.erts was so drunk at the HBO Afterparty that her husband had to pull the car around back and Id.ris had to help carry her out before she passed out. Mal.in Ack.erman was crying (and doing blow) in the bathroom at the HBO afterparty cause she found out Col.in Eggl.esfield fµcked her friend in her house.

Chileeeeeee, just sip.
 

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This is the first time I'm hearing about Kris Evv.ans and San.druh Bulll.ock dating. :bulgy-eyes:
 

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5. Expect a Sof.ia Verg.ara and Joe Mangan.iello breakup soon. She isn't that into him and is already fµck!ng another actor. In fact, she left with him and fµcked him after getting drunk as hell at the Emmys afterparty.

...so who is this actor? If they know so much why can't they name the actor??
 

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My mums got the lancome fragrance and it stinks to high hell.

Sheeit , OP what does jlaw think about all these pics being leaked then? How is she gonna spin and what are the industry folk aaying about it?
 

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Thank you OP.

But while you're here...you got a DR on Manga.niello? :shame:
 

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I have never given a rep good or bad before in my life but that will change tonight lol....Great TEA..Luv it
 

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I will sip indeed! Thank you for the yt tea :coffee:

I wish Mr. Luther (I.d.r.is) would carry me out drunkenly somewhere and then we can boink in a back corner :wilt:

Thank you for that tag [MENTION=163321]Auntie Iyanla[/MENTION]
 

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I expect jlaw to fall from grace real soon.
 

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tea in the morning
tea in the evening
tea at suppertime

i'll drink to that!
 

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thanks OP--the last part has me hollering, LOL


Julia is rough--yall wearing that perfume???
Sandra was w/Jesse because his way of thinking is hers.
Chelsea Handler?? and that Cummings chick, she is racist as hell and a horrible bony heifer. I cannot get w/her humor never have.
 

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I fµcked that up.

This is the dinner they threw for Pen.elope
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp2cegmA4g"]Lancôme throws a Grandiôse dinner in honor of Penélope Cruz - YouTube[/ame]

This is what they threw for Jul.ia
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS7mY5NhTK0"]An Absolutely Lancôme dinner in honor of Julia Roberts - YouTube[/ame]


Now you tell me which one was better?
 

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When she did the movie The Reader she left her kids with Sam for 6 months and did not see them! For 6 months! Now she acts like her kids do not need to know Sam or Jim.

Oh sh!t I had no clue Rose was a Thot :go-away:
 

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Now I know why I never liked Julia's fugly face. She sounds like a miserable cocky b!tch.
 

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Thanks OP. I've heard about San.dra and C.Ev@ns 2 weeks ago. Do u think these nudes will really hurt JL@w? She still seems to have a lot of fan support
 

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tea so good im drinkin' it and eating the tea cup! #NoDishesForMe
 

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*sits back, crosses legs, smokes imaginary cigarette* over this Jennifer Lawrence news.... Let the façade shatter.... *smirks*


I have no clue who Chris Evans is.....



 

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Someone said in another thread which makes sense. Maybe they trying to make room for the Shayleene girl and her series divergent so take down J Law the same way K Stew was taken down with the end of the Twilight series. I do think this will hurt her image badly despite her being white it does put a dim in what she was represented as. You can't just say talent is the reason she got to where she is now because we seen how she gets down now lol.
 

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Lan.côme wants to sign Jul.ia for another 5 years and she has asked for $75 million (up from the $50 million she signed in 2010)

Am I missing something here?Not tryna be ageist,but oh well.Why is Lancome so bent on Julia, she's like what?Pushing 50?Can they just give the La Vie,whatever endorsement to a young chick or something.She really thinks this is '99,huh?Sabotaging folks,then she had the nerve to vacation with Pe..nelope.This horse-faced pasty pale wench smh

Horse-Dentistry-300x300.jpg
 

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I wonder why Ms. Winless is not dragged more often for her BS.
 

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Welp.

J.lia and her people are gangster but there really is no need for all of that competition. She's lucky she can even command that kind of money..neither women are the household names they used to be.
 

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I appreciate the Sandra Bullock tea, who knew!

For some reason I am not bothered by Law.rence pictures, I like her movies, and I think she got more sympathy from them than anything else. And verbal agreements are like pinky swears, especially in Hollywood. Some folks were hoping to bank on her name in their little projects, because she has been on a roll, and decided to get revenge. Boo hoo.
 

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Damn. I enjoyed with delight the pot of tea you've graced us with. I shall sip away as I take a tidbit of scone.
 

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Someone said in another thread which makes sense. Maybe they trying to make room for the Shayleene girl and her series divergent so take down J Law the same way K Stew was taken down with the end of the Twilight series. I do think this will hurt her image badly despite her being white it does put a dim in what she was represented as. You can't just say talent is the reason she got to where she is now because we seen how she gets down now lol.

I would have agreed with you but Shayyyyy shot herself in the foot with some pretty non-spinnable anti-feminist comments. That isn't going to go over in her target demo, white 20-something Tumblr Millennials. They already hate her guts and she's not a very good actress. I can't see Shayyyyy getting the award noms that JSLAW has gotten. There might be a new great white hope arising but it won't be Shayyyyy. Possibly Kloe Moreditz or something. If the Avengerz movie does well, Lizz Olsome might be it.

I feel we're stuck with JSLAW for awhile, nudez or no.

Also, I'm confused about Sandruhh. Rian Gooseling shouted her out as one of his best girlfriends and seemed sad that it didn't work out between them. I can't see him messing with someone who is closeted like that. Maybe Sandruh is waiting to achieve Joady Foosteer status before coming out?
 

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