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 2303330[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>2303485>>2303493>>2303495

Political implications of your mother being taller than your father?

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brutal

 2303339[Quote]>>2303375

That happens to you?

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>>2303339
Yes my father is 5,10 and my mother is 5,11

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Tall sisas are hot

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>>2303398
Aren't all Japanese women 5 feet tall

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>>2303375
And how tall are you

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>>2303410
I don't think your father is your father xir

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>>230341>>2303412
I should be 6,1 based of my parents height but maybe it's because I was a selfish little caca who didn't eat his buggies

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>>2303417
DNA test now

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I like tall women not like taller than me but around 5'10, 5'11

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The Prophet was very rich.

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>>2303410
are you underage or something

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>>2303410
bro got the short end of the stick :cold_facecold_facecold_face:

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>>2303330 (OP)
is your father the guy in vidrel perhaps
>arrow because I dont look like that

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>>2303330 (OP)
weird picrel

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>>2303330 (OP)
My mom is taller than my father, I don't know the implications

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>>2303493
>unironically asking shit to cuckGPT about things that have ZOG interference like religion, history, race and sexual orientation

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>>2303497
>ZOG actually has a say about Islam or whatever

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>>2303497
It doesnt really matter if its chatgpt or not. Heres the actual narration:

The Messenger of Allah salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam prayed the 'Isha prayer, then turned and took me by the hand. He walked with me until we came to the open valley of Makkah. He sat me down upon some stones, then drew a line around me and said:
"Do not step outside this line, for if you do, you will perish."

Then the Messenger of Allah salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam went off where he intended to go. While I was sitting there, I saw men who appeared dark, like the Zutt, leaping toward the Messenger of Allah salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam. I became frightened, but I remembered his command not to move, so I remained still.

When morning came, the Messenger of Allah salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam returned and said:
"Have you stayed in your place since I left you?"
I said, "Yes."
He said: "Indeed, you saw what I saw."
I said, "Yes."
He said: "Those were the jinn, who came to listen to the Qur'an."

Imam al-Mubarakfuri (Tuhfat al-Ahwadhi, commentary on al-Tirmidhi 2861):

"Yathibuna `alayhi" means "they were surrounding him, moving quickly and closely to hear the Qur'an being recited."
There is no indication of harm or physical assault.

"Ibn Hajar al-`Asqalani explains in similar contexts that "wthb `lyh" can mean "approached him energetically or eagerly."

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>>2303508
I hate that nigger so much.

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>>2303507
The extended version of the hadith is ""Then they returned towards Allah's Messenger (salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam) and began towering on top of the Messenger of Allah (salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam). The Prophet of Allah (salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam) began to recite the Qur'an to them. And they started coming to me and surrounding me, and getting in my way. I was extremely scared of them, so I sat down - or words to that effect."
Which is neither found in Musnad Ahmad 3788 or Jami` al-Tirmidhi 2861.

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>>2303507
>>2303515
Can you just cut the shit and convert to shi'ism so that you can disassociate with these Hadiths and also all of your normalizer cucked Sunni brothers in Egypt, Jordan, Saudi, etc

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>>2303515
>>2303510
>>2303507
Hold on, it's a narration that has been preserved for 1400 years and one of the founders of islamic law schools approved of it and preserved it in high text? I'd say that's pretty reliable to say that the naked al-zutt mounted mohammad and rode him all night, and you know what I mean… This is the original video.

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>>2303521
That would be retarded and I would be a blasphemer hunk of shit against my own religion

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>>2303524
Yes but its mistranslated. In lexical context The phrase in question must be read in this wider context. Lane's (d. 1876) Lexicon records the idiom:

"rakiba lnasu ba`duhum ba`d (rakiba al-nasu ba`duhum ba`dan) - the people bore, or pressed, or crowded (as though mounting) one upon another; a phrase well known, and of frequent occurrence."[2]

This indicates that the verb can describe crowding and pressing, rather than literal mounting.

Its just a misunderstanding of arabic, no actual scholars describes the physical riding of the prophet. Fuck if I care if it was preserved for 1400 you monolingual imps can't read your own language for shit let alone a semitic one

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>>2303526
yarkabun means ride, right, and in arabic it's slang is the same as in english?

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>>2303529
It means ride but it can also mean crowding something. Other versions of the hadith support this.
Other Narrations of the Report
Other narratives of this same incident support this. In the version with al-Darimi (d. 255/869) and al-Tirmidhi (d. 279/892), the beings are described in the same way as in Musnad Ahmad, but rather than using the verb yarkabun, the text reads:

thm ysdrwn 'la rswl llh sla llh `lyh wslm

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Then they turned towards (yasdarun) the Messenger of Allah (salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam).[3]

Likewise, al-Bazzar's (d. 292/905) Musnad preserves the variant:

thm ysyrwn 'la rswl llh sla llh `lyh wslm

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Then they went to (yasirun) the Messenger of Allah (salla Allah `alayhi wa-sallam).[4]

The alternate word forms confirm that yarkabun - perhaps employed only by a subnarrator - was not meant literally as climbing over, but idiomatically as crowding in so closely around him that it was as though they covered him.

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>>2303525
No, sunnism wouldn't be your religion anymore. You'd be converting to the truth. It's what many of the intellectual elite did over the ages

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>>2303534
Nigga's be always wanting that mutah pussy

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>>2303535
Sure. Keep normalizing, faggot

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>>2303538
hush nigger

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>>2303540
You're just a larper if you're a Sunni unironically supporting Hezbollah
Just let it go bruh, either denounce them or be Husseini, normalizer ass bitch

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test

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oh my goodness what a brown thread

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>>2303546
Made it accurate to your voice IRL

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>>2303543
Yeah I already talked about why it was a mistranslation

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>>2303555
and your shitskin explanations suck

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>>2303554
Your voice is SO ATTRACTIVE

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>>2303556
The white explanation is that sunnis are faggot weirdos who distort history and imagine their prophet being blacked

Shi'ites don't have this garbage, or the Aisha stuff. And they actually fight kikes instead of normalizing. They are the real Muslims

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>>2303556
>THEY SUCK BECAUSE YOU WONT ADMIT YOUR PROPHET IS A HOMO FOR MY GOTCHA MOMENT

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>>2303558
make an AMA how you gooned to this o algo

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>>2303561
your prophet is a a pedophile, drank flies, drank urine, had kids urinate on him

unlike anyone in my bible, you retarded sand nigger

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>>2303565
You're a brown, swarthy, shit smearing, feces eating, asscheek MUNCHING americuck. You will never be white, you're a MUTT twisted by years of interracial mixing into a crude mockery of a europeans DNA make up.

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>>>2303561 (You)
>your prophet is a a pedophile, drank flies, drank urine, had kids urinate on him
>
>unlike anyone in my bible, you retarded sand nigger

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>>2303567
You'd better stay out of the race debate, sandshit.

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>>2303567
there are no white muslims in my book

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>>2303570
Friendly fire Iranian sandnigger

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>>2303573
Do you think jesus was white?

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>>2303570
hi cuckjeet
can you please educate me on the bp saar

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>>2303577
since when was nabbv cuckjeet saar

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>>2303576
Yeah roman sources describe him as white.

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>>2303575
Meds, I'm not Iranian

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>>>2303575 (You)
>Meds, I'm not Iranian

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>>2303582
you're indian

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>>2303584

Are you cuckjeet or are people confusing you for xim

 2303588[Quote]>>2303593

>>2303580
But he didn't hail from europe you know that right

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>>2303580
marge? which roman sources describe jesus as white?
does that imply that jesus was the only white guy in a sea of shitskins (that would make a shit ton of sense geg since most middle easterners havent seen a single guy that looks white so they trusted xim and followed xim wherever he went)

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>>2303587
it's victorio using my name so he doesn't get banned for evading

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>>2303588
ill upload this here too and watch you seethe you nigger shitskin

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>>2303593
what does nazarites even mean in this situation saar? and does this actually refer to skin color or something completly else?
also what is with 2nd picrel?

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>>2303593
>Her
>Jesus was a transgender woman of a colored complexion or something

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>>2303595
completely*

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>>2303591
>>2303597
HOLY SHIT THERES 2 OF YOU NIGGAS?



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