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Literature
Sally the couch potato queen 1/2 Years ago, in a place far from earth was a planet called Mobius, mostly populated by animals that were quite similar to us. Mobius was a peaceful planet until a war engulfed the planet in chaos. One of the kingdom’s of Mobius, The Kingdom of Acorn, in desperation recruited the help of a human scientist named Julian to build war machines to put an end to the war. You might be wondering where this human came from, no one knows exactly but either way with his help the war was brought to an end. While the Acorn Kingdom celebrated, Julian would stab the royal family in the back, banishing the king to another dimension, and using his genius to turn the citizens into his robot slaves.
With Julian (who changed his name to Dr. Robotnik) as the new ruler of Mobius all hope seems lost, but then comes the Freedom Fighters. The group lead by Sonic and Princess Sally Acorn fought against the evil doctor and his robot army. Eventually after many battles Robotnik and his empire was defeated, replaced by the Princess Sally. With Mobius saved and the Dr. in prison everyone celebrated. Unfortunately it didn’t last long as Dr. Robotnik managed to escape from his prison, and escaped to another world to reform his empire. Fortunately Sally was one step ahead as she had him bugged in the case he did escape prison, but the question remained, who was going to go after and stop him. “I will go” said the blue hedgehog, he could let the fiend continue his evil acts. Others tried to tag along and some evil wanted to take his place, but sonic refused, except for his friend Tails.
And with that the two heroes said their goodbyes to all their friends, but before they left Sonic and Sally had a very tight hug, “please return soon,” she said to the hedgehog, “I’ll try, but don’t worry about me Sally, after all you probably have some other important royal related things to focus on, like some new paint for the walls,” sally chuckled at his joke, “but I promise I will stop him, and I’ll be back no matter how long it takes,” and with that to two left, and our true story can begin.
It had been about a decade and Mobius was better than ever, especially The Kingdom of Acorn. When Sally became princess she wasted no time undoing the damage caused by Robotnik. Bringing back the old laws with a few improvements, fixing up the economy, and tearing down the cold metallic structures and building new ones. While Sally didn’t know much about ruling a kingdom she did know the basics, she did also get advice from her Royal adviser and father who was still trapped in the other dimension, with a device that allowed contact to her father at any time was created by her friend Bunnie. It took time but with all her effort she successfully brought her kingdom back just as it was before. She also had the best scientists and mechanics work on a way to reverse to robotization, currently there finishing reverting the last of the robot’s.
When Sally wasn’t busy with her duties she would go out and visit her friends and hang out, or just check up on the kingdom in person, she always smiled noticing how everything began to change day by day. While on these visits she would also check in with the townsfolk, supporting local businesses, giving food and money to the poor, and getting in touch with the people in order to better improve her kingdom. The rest of the time though she would think about Sonic and Tails, and if they were okay. Some nights she would have nightmares of horrible things happening to him, sometimes Tails would be there too. Every time she wakes up from those horrid dreams she would start thinking of the worst, and every time she would also remember his words, who he would want her to focus on everything else before him, and how no matter what, Sonic will always succeed.
As the years went by though Sally had more and more Royal duties to fulfill, she would rarely leave the castle unless it was for something involving her duties, and she would only visit her friends maybe once or twice a month, if she was lucky she might get a third day off. Sally was happy to serve her people but she had begun feeling a little lonely. Everyday it would be to wake up, work on her royal duties, maybe read a book, sleep and repeat. The days began to blend together, sometimes Sally would wake up thinking it was Monday when it was somehow Friday, other times she would believe she had an important negotiation with one of the neighboring kingdoms before finding out it’s not until next week, one time she even stayed up three days signing some new laws and bills, redesigning the currency, establishing trade routes, getting new farmland and writing a peace treaty after a failed attack on her kingdom. Eventually her worried royal adviser found her working away, barely awake and told her about how much time had passed. A few minutes later she fell to the ground unconscious after trying to stand up from her seat, but after a full 48 hour nap Sally was fine.
This continued for another five years, by then the Acorn Kingdom had explained nearly twice its size, this would only increase the amount of duties she had to do, even creating a few new ones. It has been who knows how long since the princess had seen her friends, or even talked to anyone else who wasn’t a royal guard or some other person in the castle, and the only sunlight she ever felt was either looking out a window or giving a speech or something. Sally’s loneliness increased rapidly, and this loneliness would turn into sadness. Her royal guards began to notice their princesses' slow distance into her deep sadness, even some of the townsfolk noticed, but then never mentioned it. The guards knew they had to do something.
“Oh what to do, what to do!” The guards would say, “we can’t allow her majesty to continue like this.” One said, “but what to do, what to do?” “I know, let’s ask her majesty’s royal adviser.” The guards found him pacing back and forth in his room. “Sir, we have worries about the emotional states of the princess.” He stopped his pacing and turned to the guards, “trust me when I say I knew far too well. I’ve been in here all day trying to think of something I could give her to cheer her up, but I just can’t decide.” One of the guards had an idea, “what if we all give her a gift,” he said. “That could work,” the adviser said with a hope in his eyes
Over the next month the guard gave the princess gifts, from far and wide, jewelry, fabric, book, makeup, money, clothing and many more, but nothing the princess was ever given seemed to work. Sally didn’t really have an interest in most of the things she was given, but accepted them anyway as not to be rude. She did like some of her gifts, some her favorite was a cute necklace with a golden acorn on the end, along with a few other things. Sally’s least favorite though had to be the big fancy elaborate dresses and gowns, Sally grew to despise those kinds of outfits with a burning passion.
The only reason Sally ever wore those was because it was a family tradition that the women would dress “elegantly” to any important meetings, speeches, parties, and other such important events. Sally’s father was very passionate about tradition so Sally made her honor them, but for this one she could do without, it was less elegant and more annoying and uncomfortable. They always took ages for her to actually get the stupid thing on, especially corsets, her arms would always be just a little too far away to reach the ties, and pushed against her lungs. Whenever she would finally get it in, Sally would constantly bump into everything near her, or the ends would get stuck or stepped on, it was all a big pain, not to mention how hot she’d get wearing them in the summer, but the dress wasn’t the only thing.
The tradition also involved tons of makeup, face powder, lipstick, mascara ect, lace gloves, shiny high heels, jewelry, hair styled upwards with a dozen bows (six in front and six in the back), the royal hand fan, and the most important part the royal family crown. Sally didn’t have a problem with the gloves, jewelry, and the large very beautiful grow, in fact she found that the gloves and crown were surprisingly comfy, the bows were a bit much but she did have a problem with the rest of the traditional attire. She always found the heels to be hard, uncomfortable and very hard to walk in. The amount of hair gel needed to get her hair into that perfect beehive shape was abysmal and took days to wash out. Sally found the makeup to be ridiculous. The first time she wore it and looked in the mirror she just laughed, “I’m supposed to be taken seriously? I look like a royal mime,” she said to herself as she continued to laugh. Her face was completely white like a porcelain doll, her lips looked three times smaller and her eyelashes were comically long. All of this combined with the large gowns caused her to nearly faint from heat equation on a few occasions, but at least she had a hand fan.
Sally did get some enjoyment from a few of the gifts but overall the gift plan was a failure, the adviser continued his pacing from before, now joined by the royal guards, “I’ve got it,” “what is it?” Everyone asked, “Well you seem I’m in charge of guarding the princess when she eats her dinner, and I’ve noticed she doesn’t eat very much of her dinner.” “Hey I’ve noticed the same thing when guarding her majesty when she eats her lunch,” “breakfast too,” two guards said, the first guard continued, “well perhaps we should find the most delicious recipes and have the royal chefs bake them.” The royal adviser thought it over, “hmm, perhaps.”
Over the next week finding the best recipes, including some from online and bringing them to the royal chefs. The recipes ranged from the sweetest and softest, to the hottest and crunchiest delicacies. Every breakfast, lunch, and dinner the chefs baked and cooked, trying everything. The princess has many reactions to the food, some were good while others weren’t quite her fancy, but no matter how much she liked or disliked the food her mood never changed, and never finished her plate fully, keeping the rest to give to the poor.
Sally never ate much food to begin with, it wasn’t because she cared about appearances but it was important to keep up appearances, besides if she were to gain a couple more pounds she’d need a bigger royal gown.
A few of the guards couldn’t find any good recipes so resorted to getting some food from the local stores and giving it as a gift. Sally would also accept these gifts as well but usually kept them in her personal fridge for later. Those one struck Sally as odd, it was a single chili dog, kept warm inside its cheap cardboard container. Sally picked up the food and took a tiny sniff, “this actually smells really good,” she said. Sally had never had the chance to try a chili dog before but always wanted to try one, besides a certain someone always seemed to eat one whenever he had the chance. The princess nibbled the tip and allowed the tiny piece of meat to sit in her mouth before taking a larger nibble, which quickly turned into a stuffing the whole thing into her mouth, the chipmunk’s cheeks puffing out a tiny bit as she chewed and savored the taste. The dog was just a plain chili dog but it reacted very positively with Sally’s taste buds, she was quite surprised about how good she found it to be, “well now I see why he found it so good with these, I can’t believe I’ve taken this long to try one!” Sally grinned before swallowing the chewed up dog down.
Sally’s royal guards, adviser and chefs were all back to square one, “I can’t believe that didn’t work either.” “Could it be my cooking that’s at fault?” “At least the princess seemed to like the chili dog I gave her.” The royal adviser whistled through the talking, “alright, how about we all think of anything that brings joy, it could be what brings it to you or something you think her majesty might like. Then I shall write them down on a list, and one must surely work.” It sounded like a stretch, but there weren't many other options.
Everyone’s minds raced with thought, flooded with ideas. The ideas from their overflowing minds started flying out their mouths, “Parades, Gardening, Fighting, Baking,” the royal adviser wrote each one down like lightning, sometimes with spelling errors and poking holes in the paper. The night the adviser sat in his room, reading over the incredibly long list, trying to deduce which ideas were just right.
Check marks and crossed out words littered the page as he read each one by one. As the royal adviser got to the very bottom of the list he found a rather curious idea, “TV,” was all that’s written. “TV? TV! What kinda idea is that!” He shouted to himself, but as he thought about it he began to warm up to the idea, “on second thought, perhaps this could work. After all, I even watch a bit of TV every now and then, and it’s one of the cheapest options.” While the royal adviser did think to much about it, little did he know that such a simple thing would have a big impact.
Thank you for reading part 1 of my two part story. To clarify this takes place in a mix of the sonic cartoon and a little of the main line sonic games, this was another strange and unique idea that I decided to try out, if you like my stories and would like to draw or write your own story based / inspired by any of my stories feel free, I’d love to see it. Until next time. I hope all of you have a good day.