noa

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noa

@neoslight_02

叡智の書

Joined July 2023

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美言症になったすずらんせせらぎ花火人が人を助けたいと思う気持ち夕焼けダイヤモンド笑顔虹お母さんのお弁当峰不二子感動して流す涙努力朝露しゃぼん玉

このエアコン見てわがねこが「シカマル？」って言っててマジでうける

A hand reaching toward a white air conditioning unit mounted on a wall, with water droplets visible on its surface. A statue of Shikamaru Nara from Naruto, depicted with water droplets on his face and wearing a green jacket, stands below the air conditioner.

A hand reaching toward a white air conditioning unit mounted on a wall, with water droplets visible on its surface. A statue of Shikamaru Nara from Naruto, depicted with water droplets on his face and wearing a green jacket, stands below the air conditioner.

この日以降昨日までずっとどうぶつの森のBGMだったのに、なんと今日からAdoより歌が下手な人のAdoの曲のカバー集？に変更されて世界が灰色になった

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noa

@neoslight_02

Jul 11, 2024

今日職場でずっとどうぶつの森のBGM流れてて神

おならしすぎてブブブって呼ばれてる

男の子きてfuck in my おうち←エロすぎ

貧乳好きの人って”貧乳を気にしてる女の子”が好きなだけやん

ちょっと仲良くなりたい人のいいね欄見て何を面白いと思うのか勉強してた(キモ)から早くいいね欄公開してほしい

ちんすこう専門店があるとして、ちんだらけって名前の店があったらやばいと思うのにまんだらけは良いのか？

kiLLaに気をつけな流したら大合唱起こってた

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泥酔して明日のバッドホップ解散ライブのチケットTwitterで買ったら12歳の子供に16000円詐欺られて最高すぎる

Worldwide Skippa、シャトレーゼのバイト週4に減らせるようになったって言っててマジで嬉しかった

バスで「オシッコ我慢方法」で検索してる人いた

The image shows a person with short blonde hair and glasses, wearing a bright yellow top, posing playfully in a casual indoor setting. They are making a funny face and pointing at themselves with both hands, creating a humorous and lighthearted vibe. The background includes beige curtains, a coiled hose on the wall, and a gray couch, suggesting a home environment. Japanese text overlay reads, "現実的な"頑張る"の維持のためのおすすめなよ, あなだ定2人とも," indicating a playful or motivational meme about maintaining effort, likely directed at two people. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible, and the post is from noa (@neoslight_02) on X.

粗品とあのちゃんってSEXしてるの？

オムサコ潰れてた！

The image shows a person with short brown hair and glasses, standing in front of a closed restaurant named 'Omusako Rice,' as indicated by the yellow and black sign with Japanese characters (オムサコ) and English text. The person appears disappointed, touching their face near their glasses, suggesting sadness or surprise. Yellow chains block the entrance, and notices are posted on the glass doors, implying the restaurant has shut down. The post text 'オムサコ潰れてた！' (Omusako is closed!) provides context that the restaurant has gone out of business, enhancing the emotional tone of the image. No platform watermarks are visible.

渋谷路上飲酒禁止ってスターキッズはじゃあどうするんだよちょっとはスターキッズの気持ち考えろよ

ワガネコにピンクの歩く豚散歩させたら辞めどき分かんなくなって「助けてー！」とか言ってた

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チョコザップ抜けた暴飲暴食の方がぜんぜん楽しい

童貞がハイパーポップ聴いてもいいしガキがカネコアヤノ聴いたっていいと思うけどね

さとりいた！

Two people, a man and a woman, smiling at the camera. The man wears a black cap and black shirt, squinting his eyes. The woman has straight bangs and wears a camouflage shirt. They are in a dimly lit area with purple lighting and a bar with bottles in the background.

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そうでもなくない？

この病気のじゃがりこ普通のよりめちゃくちゃウマいよ

パパ活で買ったベンツで帰宅スクー

小学生にチケット詐欺られたこと職場の新人の子に話したら全然面白くないですよって言われた

iPhoneSEのサイズで広角カメラでタイプCで指紋認証で10万円以下のiPhoneを出せって言ってんの

水入れるの忘れてパスタレンチンして今これ

サーヤ炎上しててガチで嬉しい

Tinderフェス行きたいけどラランドのサーヤ嫌いだから行くか迷う

ああ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜ん

(ブルンッ！)吐・く・わ・よ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜ん.......

(激エロ二日酔い)

The image shows a person in a playful pose, holding a large bottle of Sapporo beer in a parking lot at night. The person is wearing a cap, a white t-shirt, denim shorts, and sandals, and is smiling widely, suggesting a fun and light-hearted moment. The setting includes a fenced area with some signs and a staircase in the background. The post text provides a link, but no additional context is given. The overall composition and the person's expression contribute to a meme-like, humorous vibe.

The image shows a person in a playful pose, holding a large bottle of Sapporo beer in a parking lot at night. The person is wearing a cap, a white t-shirt, denim shorts, and sandals, and is smiling widely, suggesting a fun and light-hearted moment. The setting includes a fenced area with some signs and a staircase in the background. The post text provides a link, but no additional context is given. The overall composition and the person's expression contribute to a meme-like, humorous vibe.

アプリの運営のバイト始めたけど公序良俗に反するユーザーネームを適当なたけみちとかの名前に勝手に変更するの楽しすぎる

$The image shows a person, likely noa (@neoslight_02), lying on a bed with a large brown pillow shaped like a bear or animal head framing their face, creating a humorous and cozy effect. The person is wearing a blue T-shirt with a "VIVO" logo and has glasses and a lip piercing, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. Japanese text overlay reads, "スマホのカメラロールを見てみると少し恥ずかしくなる写真もたまにあります," translating to "When I look at my smartphone\'s camera roll, there are sometimes photos that make me a little embarrassed." The composition is casual and playful, fitting a meme format that highlights relatable, lighthearted moments, with no platform watermarks visible.$

みんなフィギュアになっちまってる今戻してやるからな

俺よりセンスがないのに足だけ引っ張るバカまじ多い←かっこよすぎ

俺は仲間の借金も返済した←すごすぎ

心にギャル飼うくらいならワンルームでゾウ飼う

オタクくんが好きなやつあったよ

これ言う前も面白い

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@Dr4g0u

Jun 29

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朝7時のnoaさんからのお言葉

死にてえとか思って屋上登ってたら通報されて今パトカー載せられてて最悪や

これつまらん

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なま卯

@e_the_dethroner

Jul 3, 2024

「お前物知りのくせに恥だけは知らないんだな」という悪口を思いついたので自由に使ってください。

したらいい

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おもち

@omotiii8

Oct 3

なんで大人になったら遊びの選択肢がほぼほぼご飯行くとか何かの施設行くとかになるんやろ？私は遊びたいの芝生で寝っ転がったりかくれんぼしたり歌ったり踊ったり知らない街を探検したりお絵描きしたり土や木でお城作ったり自転車で行けるところまで走ったり

「俺よりセンスが無いのに足だけ引っ張るバカマジ多い」って言ってた時のtohjiまじかっこいい

元気ない人元気出して

うっふ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜ん

寝るわよ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜ん

(激エロ睡眠)

仕事飛びたすぎたけどデスクにいるこいつを置いてけないから飛ぶの辞めた

The image shows a small, green, humanoid figurine with a neutral or slightly annoyed expression placed on a black desk surface. The figurine appears to be a cute, cartoonish character, possibly a toy or a stress-relief item. The context from the post text, written in Japanese, translates to "I wanted to quit my job so badly, but I couldn't leave this guy on the desk, so I decided not to quit." This adds a humorous and relatable element to the image, suggesting that the figurine represents a small source of comfort or companionship at work, influencing the decision to stay.

鬼車 / Oniguruma

MBTI診断の結果...... yvngboi Pでした

やばいアーティスト見つけた！

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彼氏と別れて1年経つのにまだお母さんから「別れたら後悔する男の特徴」とかの動画送られてくる

Skrillexいた！

The image shows two individuals posing for a selfie in a dimly lit environment with a greenish hue, likely from stage lighting. The person on the right is making a peace sign with their hand, while the person on the left is smiling and also making a peace sign. The post text in Japanese, "Skrillexいた！", translates to "Skrillex was there!" indicating that the famous DJ and producer Skrillex was present at the event. This context suggests that the photo was taken at a music event or concert where Skrillex performed, adding significance to the setting and the excitement of the individuals in the photo.

たまごっちにすら遺伝子ガチャの話持ち出してる人きもいし消そ

岡崎楽しかった！