紙

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紙

@kami__519

男｜ツイ廃界隈｜ネタツイ｜日常｜気になった人フォロバ

Joined June 2023

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【勉強してる時にうざいことランキング第一位】わからない問題に限って解説がない

お風呂に入るメリット・気持ちいい・体が綺麗になるデメリット・入るまでがめんどくさい・一回入ったらなかなか出れない・髪乾かすのがめんどう・暇・誰かに見られてる気がして怖い・途中で喉が渇く

人に言えないやばい趣味言ってけ

あるわけないだろ x.com/Dokyandre90Yey

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そこ怪我することあるんだ x.com/yui_pi1126/sta

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これがネタってわからないのほんとにやばい

$The image shows a hand holding a black wallet with a 10,000 Japanese yen note partially inserted, set against a wooden floor background. The yen note features a portrait of Yukichi Fukuzawa, a prominent Japanese philosopher. The post text from @Nekoto__ and replies suggest this is a humorous or ironic meme, with users questioning if it\'s a joke or serious financial advice, indicating a playful tone. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present.$

$The image shows a hand holding a black wallet with a 10,000 Japanese yen note partially inserted, set against a wooden floor background. The yen note features a portrait of Yukichi Fukuzawa, a prominent Japanese philosopher. The post text from @Nekoto__ and replies suggest this is a humorous or ironic meme, with users questioning if it\'s a joke or serious financial advice, indicating a playful tone. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present.$

Twitter大体これ

A three-panel meme featuring a man with varying facial expressions. The top panel shows him smiling, the middle panel shows him with a neutral expression, and the bottom panel shows him with a distressed or intense expression. Japanese text overlays each panel, reading "面白い" (top), "カビ臭い" (middle), and "うんざり" (bottom).

修学旅行のディズニー班ぼくいがい全員女子なのまじでいい

ぞうさんを…増産

コーンが…こーんなに

カウを…いっぱい飼う

プリンが…たっぷりん

猿が去る

彼女(こいつ絶対浮気してるな…) 彼氏(今日ゲイリーにありがとうって言ってないな…)

The image shows a man and a woman lying in bed, facing away from each other with tense, frustrated expressions, suggesting a strained relationship. Both are partially covered by white sheets, with the woman in a sleeveless top and the man in a gray t-shirt, indicating a domestic, intimate setting. The post text from 紙 (@kami__519) on X reveals their inner thoughts: the woman suspects the man of cheating ("こいつ絶対浮気してるな…"), while the man is preoccupied with not thanking someone named Gary ("今日ゲイリーにありがとうって言ってないな…"). A stock price overlay (13.99 * 0.01 (-0.07%)) in the top right adds a humorous, unrelated detail, enhancing the meme format. No platform watermarks are visible.

暇だから苗字ガチャ10連するか、 N 田中 R 中島 N 佐藤 SR 織田 N 吉田 R 上野 SSR 令和 N 田中 SR 明智 UR 御奈新ヶ万出

好きなのはどっち？

ちがうと思う x.com/emma_chuchu2/s

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ショタ「なにか……出ちゃう…」ドS姉さん「ほら出せ！出せ！」ショタ「うぅ…うわぁ///」黄色いおしっこ

よく見たら膝にも見えておもしろい

The image features a character from the popular Japanese anime 'Doraemon'. The character, likely Nobita, is depicted in a humorous pose that, upon closer inspection, can be interpreted as an optical illusion. The post text in Japanese, 'よく見たら膝にも見えておもしろい', translates to 'It's funny because it looks like knees when you look closely'. This adds a layer of humor to the image, as the character's pose can be mistaken for something else, enhancing the comedic effect. The background is simple, with a blue wall and green floor, keeping the focus on the character's amusing situation.

今から君たちには1日中水中にいてもらいます。受けて立ちます。

The image shows a young child wearing a blue swimsuit and a white swim cap with bunny ears, standing in a swimming pool. The background features the blue water of the pool and the tiled edge, suggesting an indoor or controlled swimming environment. The post text in Japanese translates to "From now on, you will be in the water all day. I will accept the challenge." This context indicates that the child is preparing for or participating in a prolonged swimming activity, possibly as part of a playful or training challenge.

The image shows a young child wearing a blue swimsuit and a white swim cap with bunny ears, standing in a swimming pool. The background features the blue water of the pool and the tiled edge, suggesting an indoor or controlled swimming environment. The post text in Japanese translates to "From now on, you will be in the water all day. I will accept the challenge." This context indicates that the child is preparing for or participating in a prolonged swimming activity, possibly as part of a playful or training challenge.

ご高齢の人と話す野獣先輩「え！？今年で100歳なんですか！？」通りすがりの人「生きすぎって言え…」淫夢厨「生きすぎって言え…」ご高齢「生きすぎって言え…」野獣先輩「やりますねぇ

」(素直に称賛)(そっちじゃない)

は？

The image depicts a stunning aerial view of a tropical island with clear turquoise waters, lush green forests, and a pristine white sandy beach. The coastline curves gracefully, showcasing the natural beauty of the landscape under a bright sky. The post text from 紙 (@kami__519) includes a surprised reaction ('は？'), suggesting confusion or amazement, while a reply from @syoukichi0522 humorously notes the island looks like a 'しっぽ' (tail), adding a playful meme-like context. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.

小さなアカウントの大きな喜び

The image shows a blue notification icon with the number "1" on it, indicating a single notification. This is a common symbol on social media platforms like Twitter, representing a new interaction or message. The post text in Japanese translates to "The great joy of a small account," suggesting that the user is expressing happiness over receiving this notification, which is a significant event for a small account. The image is slightly blurry, indicating it might have been a screenshot or a quick capture.

空に日本列島あった

Dark, heavy clouds dominate the sky, with a patch of blue sky visible in the center resembling the shape of the Japanese archipelago.

ﾄｺﾄｺさっきおまえの家燃えてたよﾄｺﾄｺ

The image features a cute, cartoonish yellow duck holding a white mug filled with a brown liquid, presumably coffee or hot chocolate. The duck is sitting on a brown, checkered surface, which adds a playful and whimsical touch to the scene. The post text in Japanese reads "さっきおまえの家燃えてたよ" which translates to "Your house was on fire a while ago," adding a humorous and ironic context to the otherwise innocent and adorable image of the duck. This juxtaposition of a serious statement with a light-hearted image is a common meme format used to create comedic effect.

7月5日にどうせ日本終わるんだからここのリプ欄なにしてもいいよ笑

あったらいいなーと思う部活言ってけ

しかし警部、受験生でTwitterしてる人って本当にいるのでしょうか

ギリギリ犯罪じゃない行為言ってけ

陰キャ男子→きもい陰キャ女子→かわいいこれなんで？

The image is a screenshot of a chat conversation in Japanese, featuring avatars of anime characters. The conversation appears to be casual, with one character asking if the other is free and suggesting they hang out. The text context from the post does not provide additional information beyond the chat content. The chat includes timestamps and various responses, indicating a typical social interaction. There are no watermarks from platforms like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu present in the image.

リプにみんなの顔貼って

小さなアカウントの大きな喜び

A blue circular badge with the number 1 in white. A black bell icon is partially visible below the badge.

みんなの嫌いなYouTuberだれ

HIKAKINのカウントダウンなんだと思う？

最後に…♡///をつけるとなんでもエロくなるって本当ですか

どう見ても0点だろ

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Iカップ黒髪ちゃん

@kurokami_4rd

Jun 19

僕の身体１００点ちゅう何点？

リプに来たやつで絶対抜く

ADHDの人大体これ

Dory, a blue fish with large eyes and a yellow tail, floats above a sandy path with green grass on the side. Japanese text is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

小銭あるあるだいたいこれ

The image is a meme using the popular 'Drake Hotline Bling' format, where Drake is shown rejecting one option and approving another. In the top left, Drake is rejecting a 50 yen coin, and in the bottom left, he is approving a 100 yen coin. The post text in Japanese, '小銭あるあるだいたいこれ', translates to 'This is usually the case with small change', indicating a humorous observation about preferring larger denominations of coins over smaller ones. The meme effectively uses this format to convey a light-hearted commentary on everyday financial preferences.

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これ遊ぶためのものじゃないからみんなは真面目に答えようね

ワンツースリーフォーファイブシッ…

The image depicts a classroom setting with a teacher at the front and several students seated at desks. The teacher appears to be leading a counting exercise, as suggested by the post text "ワンツースリーフォーファイブシッ…" which translates to "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Sit...". The image has been edited to include a humorous face swap on one of the students, adding a comedic element to the scene. The classroom environment is typical, with a blackboard in the background and students engaged in the activity. The face swap meme format is used here to create a light-hearted and funny moment, likely intended to entertain viewers.

Replying to

大犯罪だと思って警察署とか行ってほしい

凍結したらおもろいのに

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Elon Musk

@elonmusk

Jul 14

おふろ出たとき一番最初に拭くところってどこ

関わっちゃいけない界隈おしえて

この世で必要ないもの言ってけ

もし学校でセック、スするとしたらどこでする

「あ」に対して「い」で返すの正直おもんないよな

The image features two animated characters sitting at a table in what appears to be a cozy, dimly lit restaurant or café. The character in the foreground, with a surprised or confused expression, is gesturing with his hands while wearing a green and white striped shirt. Behind him, another character with a similar expression is also seated at the table, with plates of food in front of them. The setting suggests a casual dining environment, possibly during a conversation or discussion. The post text in Japanese, "「あ」に対して「い」で返すの正直おもんないよな", translates to "Honestly, responding with 'i' to 'a' is boring," which implies a humorous or light-hearted critique of a common conversational pattern, adding context to the characters' expressions and the scene's comedic tone.