Join over 100 million people using Tumblr to find their communities and make friends.
  1. kpop demon hunters
  2. politics
    politics
  3. free gaza
  4. love and deepspace
    love and deepspace
  5. cats
    cats
  6. critical role
    critical role
  7. mads mikkelsen
    mads mikkelsen
  8. hailee steinfeld
    hailee steinfeld
  9. miraculous ladybug

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

genuinely I still think "the deal was made with tenna ch1" is the funniest possible theory. the knight is hovering ominously in the living room issuing threats to an inanimate tv. the TV is playing late night infomercials. kris is on the couch steadily working their way through the whole pie while occasionally offering a quick "yeah what they said" to try to back the knight up

Pain is an essential part of the grooming process, and that is not accidental. Plucking the eyebrows, shaving under the arms, wearing a girdle, learning to walk in high-heeled shoes, having one’s nose fixed, straightening or curling one’s hair—these things hurt. The pain, of course, teaches an important lesson: no price is too great, no process too repulsive, no operation too painful for the woman who would be beautiful. The tolerance of pain and the romanticization of that tolerance begins here, in preadolescence, in socialization, and serves to prepare women for lives of childbearing, self-abnegation, and husband-pleasing.

Andrea Dworkin, Last Days at Hot Slit

[If you save Treviso, there's an opportunity to go to Antiva City to meet with an "anonymous contact" about the Antaam and the Blight.]
Zevran: May I help you with something, Warden?
Davrin: No. Why do you ask?
Zevran: All of the staring, of course! Typically, I would not mind attracting the attention of such a handsome man, yet I have a feeling there is something you wish to say to me.
Davrin: Not exactly. I'm just trying to... figure you out.
Zevran: Is that so? You know, if you have questions, you are more than welcome to ask. Whether I will answer honestly is another matter.
Davrin: Uh-huh, in that case, why did you return to Antiva then? Aren't you a wanted man here?
Lucanis (if he is in the party): That's an understatement.
Zevran: Ha! I am a wanted man wherever I go, but I am not so afraid of the Crows —(if Lucanis is in the party and/or Rook is a Crow:) present company included— that I will let their presence stop me from protecting my home when I am needed.
Lucanis: Charming.
Zevran: I try my best. (To Davrin:) Does that satisfy your curiosity, Warden?
Davrin: Yeah. For now. I might have more questions, though.
Zevran: And I may have answers! We shall see.

“Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be assassinated, but I’m overwhelmed seeing the flags of the United States of America at half-staff calling this nation to honor and venerate a man who was an unapologetic racist.”

– Pastor Howard-John Wesley, Alfred Street Baptist Church