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The balls on this guy
If she only had some pepper spray
The ooool' dick twist
Is there any chance he forgot to zip up and it is an accident?
Im a penis owner. I've had days where I forgot to zip my fly. Not once has my entire cock and balls burst through that opening to reveal themselves unto unsuspecting young women.
So to answer your question, no. There is no chance.
Except for pajama pants
There are ample seating options, and he's going out of his way to stick it in her face. This is intentional sexual harassment. He's absolutely going to play the confused old man card if confronted about it.
Take your meat and taters out of your pants and tell me you don’t notice it
Oh you sweet summer child. Never change
It's a subway.
Ok, maybe it’s just me! I dunno though,… is that Kenneth Copeland? Asking for a friend! I’m positive he is Christian though, as he is circumcised! Judging by the cut, I would say Evangelical! Yep, that’s definitely a cultist cut! Check his wife to see if she has had her clitoral labotamy! If everything checks out, I’m sure he’s Rebublican! Praise be, amen! 🤣
LMAO it DOES look like Kenneth Copeland.
It's a subway and doesn't seem to e American.
Oh my, who's your little friend.
Old Moscow metro
She needs a lighter, flame adjusted to about 4 inches.
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You must be lonely at orgies.
If he gets invited, he holds the towels
This is the type of comment made by someone that has never been within 500 ft of a vagina
It's a subway?
Okay unc zip it up!!
Man's is pressing pickle, smushing snake! Butters would be proud!!!
This is where you need to yell "There's probably children on this train! Why's your dick out!?" put them on blast.
Are we sure this isn’t CGI?
computer genital image?
I would have flick it with my finger LOL
Might as well give em the full wind-up punt through the net for a home run.
Spray perfume on it.
Pepper spray!
I did not see whats wrong, until I saw the fly was open.
Give him the ol' DICK TWIST!!