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 13435678[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>13435689

Hello 'teens.
I know usually blogposting is discouraged, but I have to get this story out somewhere. A few strange things have been happening in high school, especially in maths class. A few days ago I was on /soy/ browsing the 'log when I saw a really funny giga video, playing a sharty themed GTA mod, "gigas vs nigas". Some nuGOD posted a link to download it after I asked for a source, it was on some random shitty troon website like nexusmods. As soon as I downloaded it, the thread was gone and the website linked was giving me a 404 error. Very strange.
Like a fucking retard with no concept of opsec, I opened the mod anyways. It was an exe file. I still regret it now. It booted up into GTA V, which was quite strange… I thought it'd inject a DLL or something to that effect. After the game loaded (you know how fucking long GTA V takes to load), franklin was replaced with what looked to be gigachad. Every time I tried to switch characters, the camera went to the clouds, then booted me back down to gigachad.
Then, I opened the map. It only had a single mission marker "B" in one of those shitty ballas neighborhoods. Hovering over it, it was blank - No name given to the mission, because the modder was a selfish little fuck or something. When I entered the mission area, I expected a cutscene, but it played the fucking ending cutscene where Franklin drops Michael? Except it wasn't Michael, it was Franklin and Gigachad, with Gigachad dropping him from the tower. As soon as he hits the ground, the cutscene ends, and I was thrown back into the game. Suddenly, Gigachad was swarmed with a bunch of nigas that spawned in front of me. I took cover behind a car and started shooting at them. Strangely, despite Gigachad replacing Franklin, the game kept turning on Michael's special ability, andused that to kill a bunch of nigas with bullet time. I decided to start recording my gameplay with director (picrel), because it actually began to become kinda fun. Then suddenly, the mission was over.
"Mission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot."
Marge? What do you mean nobaldi? That fucking bald motherfucker the FPE fags keep posting about?
And then, suddenly, the game crashed to desktop. No error message or window freeze. Just an instant crash. I tried to boot the game up again, but no matter what, it kept crashing me to desktop. At this point, it was amerimutt hours (I'm euroGOD BTW, if that matters) and I had to go to sleep, so I shut off my computer.

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>>13435678 (OP)
The next day, I went to class. Everything was pretty normal, until I met with my friend. For some reason, I kept forgetting a lot of fundemental shit about him. I had to ask his name like a fucking sperg because I could only remember his 'cord username, and he looked at me - He looked confused and scared, I couldn't understand why, but he replied anyways. I went to my locker to grab my stuff, and couldn't shake off how weird that GTA mod was… Why was it so poorly made that it bricked my game? Why did the jannies delete that thread?
Regardless, I went to maths class with my buddy, but I felt such immense brain fog, it was like I had hit a 100mg penjamin. The teacher was taking a really long time to arrive. It had been like, 10 minutes already, and the class was a complete fucking shitshow. But then, the door swung open.
The teacher walked in, but something was wrong. He was wearing a dark grey turtleneck, black pants, and dark leather shoes. That's not normal, normally my maths teacher was very casual, he'd wear like a band shirt and jeans or something simple like that.
But to my most horrified surprise, his body was grey, and his face was entirely featureless! Immediately, I felt freaked out, and like I had to scream - But the class was silent. None of my classmates seemed to acknowledge it. My seat neighbor stared at me, noticing how unsettled I looked. I couldn't understand.
I sat there motionless, and began to doubt myself. Was I fucking hallucinating it? Did I forget to take my meds? But I looked at my teacher again.
His skin was unnaturally smooth, he almost looked fake, almost like a CGI render. His limbs were skinny and lanky, his movement was stilted and rehearsed, like a character in an old PC game. My teacher was already balding, but now his head was entirely smooth and shaped like a lightbulb. Nobody seemed to care. All my classmates just stuck to their alien routine, pulling their textbooks out, and nodding to the creepy teacher in front of them. My classmates couldn't care less, they were now following their own alien routine - All of them pulled out their maths textbooks from their backpacks at the same time and cadence.
By now, I was really freaking out. And then, he stared at me. He stood there entirely motionless, giving me a death glare, for a solid 10 seconds. I froze up for a moment, but decided to run out of the classroom, and even then his body was motionless, except for his head which tracked my movement perfectly, even bending his neck at unnatural angles. I ran past the gate and went home, my walkable neighborhood guiding me quickly to my destination. No one tried to stop me. No one acknowledged me even as I hurriedly sprinted home.
I opened my door and walked past the living room, to talk with my mother. She was doing the dishes, as I had expected. I pat her on the shoulder to try and get her attention, but she didn't even stare back at me. I yelled at her, but it was like she was entirely deaf. What the fuck? I had to calm myself down. I ran to my computer, and booted it up to write this thread right now. I don't know what to do, nusois.

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tl;dr?

 13435695[Quote]>>13435700

>>13435689
>>13435689

Ok teens I am freakging out right now dude. Im posting this on my phonr. After I posted the thread, my fcuking PC bluescreened, and after I turned it back on, it fucking automatically started up GTa 5 and it played that stpuid fucking cutscene. When franklin hit the floor, the game froze to a black screen for about 10 seconds. Suddenly, Gigachad was transported to a random interior i didnt recognize and the game forcefully set my camera to first person. But then, I looked around - ITS MY FUCKING SCHOOl. SOmeone modded my fucking school into the game???? SAME fucking bathroom, same busted lockers, even the fucking rusty water fountain no one used was thre. I cant alt tab out of the game, ill keep exploring this shit and report on what I find.

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>>13435695
OK this is too fucknig much. I tried to enter my classroom in the game, and a poorly rendered model of my fucked up teacher appeared behind me. I got frozen in place, and then fucking tentacles came out of him and killed me. But insstead of the wasted text, that fucking mission text apperard again, "shit nobaldi cares abot". THEN MY PC BLUESCREENEd.>>13435695

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hes staring at me. he s in my room right now at the door and he is staring at me. why is fhe staring. i dont know what to do im just in bed right now under my bedsheets and he wont leave. am i fucking schizpophrenic were you guys right all along do i need to take mytt fucking meds. why isnt he moving. ID ONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. i keep trying to call my mom but i cant place the call i get an out of area error. i cant fcking call 911 either this makes LITERALLY no sense. i cant fucking bleieve this shit. teens dont make the same mistake i did, NOBODY WILL HELP YOU. NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOU. oh my fucking god theres tentacles coming out

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OP here im a schizo nigga btw

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spine tingling

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>maths
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>>13435708
bonechilling
putting this in the 'asta page on the 'ki



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