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i find tomboys hot
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NIGGA
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>>13417145gemmy
sometimes i fantasize about a dominant tomboy dateraping me
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vlodson is coal its not even a soyjak
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>>13417167That's normal though
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>>13417167This minus the daterape
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i think emo/scene girls are extremely hot and cute.
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>>13417213Ok I can get behind that a bit
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>>13417213This is also normal
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>>13417213As long as it's not those pooner fakers (ehem…birdie) it's ok
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all my friends are zellig fans. i think about ongezellig all day. i dream about ongezellig. i have mymy posters all over my room. i imagine she's telling me go to bed when it's too late.
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>>13417250Obsessive behavior, seek therapy
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I am behind the FPE gooning thread earlier today
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vlodson… why do you keep deleting the image??? leave it up so I can view it properly
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i larp as a tranny in lgbt 'cord servers im fully straight btw
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>>13417296when did you immigrate
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>>13417296Apolitical soyjaks (jaks without any political stuff) are gemmy doebeit
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>>134173042021
i made hanging natejak
no arrow becuz i look like this
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>>13417323so you've been doing ts for 5 years with no progress 😂 kek
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As I said before, I unironically browse the sharty and booru while on the train, the problem is that I have to reload the website everytime I post because my internet is shit
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I once jerked off in the middle of the woods and came on the ground. I kicked some leaves over my ejaculate just to be sure and then left
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>>13417357
just take a deep breath, turn off your pc and go to sleep. it will all make sense in the morning
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>>13417331even though there is way more faggots recently
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i have things deleted the second i post them i think it might be some ai or filter that is too harsh
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Shut up dweeb nobody cares
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Stop spamming
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The janny is stalking me across every thread, every board. It doesn't matter what I post. It gets deleted within a few seconds. I'm not ban evading. They aren't banning me. They're only deleting the posts, nothing else.>>13417467
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i meant to soyquote you
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>>13417497
thats kinda based of both of you
u should kiss
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posted it again award
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I think moot is handsome.
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>>13417138 (OP)In middle school I was the punching bag of my friend group. My friends would constantly call me retarded and single me out. The worst part? Every time I'd do something retarded to 100% justify them doing this to me.
Once, they stole my backpack and hid it somewhere in the middle of class. I was unable to take notes for the beginning of class and had to stand up and disturb the class just to look for my stupid fucking backpack that they hid.
I wanted to get revenge for them doing this to me, so I stole a backpack that I thought was one of my friends. I took it and hid it under my seat, less hiding it and more just keeping it away from them because I was pissed. Then the teacher suddenly stops and asks around if anyone had seen his backpack. I realized then and there I somehow had accidentally stolen the teachers backpack. My friends noticed this to and were in fucking hysterics, trying their hardest not to burst out laughing. I sit there panicking, not knowing if I should return it or hide it and claim to have found it. Before I could decide, the teacher approaches me and angrily takes his backpack back.
I can't even remember what my friends said or did after this happened, I just disassociated for the rest of the day. I was devastated and knew that every time my friends called me retarded, they were 100% right., how could you tell?
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i ran a 'cord account which would repeatedly get itself groomed. i was smart enough to have okayish opsec and not have the same name or take real pictures of myself (and if i did, i made sure not to include anything identifying). my goal on this was to mostly see how the pedo mindset worked and if i could somehow monetize it by being a victim and it was a half win. i more and more realized that an addiction to porn was the primary issue here and then eventually connected the dots that the reason why most lgbt individuals you see online are porn addicts is because porn addiction changes the way you see yourself and your own tastes, which if unchecked can lead to unironic pedophilia. after that i decided to distance myself from the 'cord due to how prevalent it was there, left almost every server there (and barely spoke in the ones i remained in), unfriended basically everyone that i saw as a risk and now i only remain in some group chats or on other messaging platforms like matrix or signal.
<reddit space
also for those desperateGODS out there, yes you can make money from catfishing these pedotroons, just be good at it because otherwise you're not making shit
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one of the troons i intentionally fell victim to later went on to have their shit raided by 'teens, which is a funny way to come full circle
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i go on ome.tv and masturbate with filipino women who love my bwc
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>>13418278(you) confess then
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I'm brown
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i fapped to a sisa and i had an insane amount of guilt hit me
it wasn't even anything fucked up or illegal either
but i just like her as a character so it made me feel bad for a while
this caused me to stop my porn addiction doe
i think what i disliked about it was the idea i was beginning to see any woman as potential fap material so it made me feel like rapeson and oreos
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>>13418398if you quote this you are a pedophile
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>>13418398feeling guilt for a women award
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>>13418439geg is this for the miss circle guy
>>13418444true it's really silly, but i like the thing she's in if that makes sense
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>>13418398Randomly sperged out while jacking off award
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>>13418000Fucking loser lmao
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>>13418453i didnt even know what jerking off was in fifth grade bro
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>>13418526trvke
i still sort of feel bad about it
but it's funny to think that i sperged out worse than troons that goon to p all over vanilla sex
>>13418529you have actual brain damage
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violent and lethal braps above me dni
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>>13418529how do you find trannies hot doe
somewhat related note but i was chronically gooning to femgoys until i found a fag porn page that was so shitty i stopped and oreos
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>>13418572stupid post incoming
but can i be reminded of how retarded this is so i don't feel as bad about it?
for whatever reason it still bothers me a little but not like when i initially sperged out
>>13418597those fag porn pages are incredibly bad
i can understand what you mean but it's good you stopped doe
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>>13418580massive 764o9apedotrannysatanigger brap above
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>>13418621bump
i gave up gooning entirely i just think back to it and cringe occasionally
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I currently have 31,366
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>>13417138 (OP)I'm a nigger
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>>13418245literally the only good confession so fae
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>>13417463you are retarded in a way so novel i struggle to come up with any insult to shit on you
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>>13417138 (OP)My friend thinks im weird for this but i think its good and relaxing, and no before anyone asks im not indian or brown im white
I like to take shits in my backyard. I'll go outside and use a small shovel and dig up a small hole and take my pants off and then shit in the hole, then i cover it back up with dirt and then i go use the garden hose as a bidet to clean my asshole and then i go on with my day
I've done this too many times where i sometimes get anxious while shitting in my toilet at home cause i've started to get used to shitting outside and now it kind of hurts my asshole when i have to take a dump in a toilet instead. Its actually realy calming to take a crap outside in the sun instead of sitting inside its surprisingly calming
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>>13418245i remember getting a bunch of my 'cord buddies back in 2021 and trying to follow some 4cuck greentext which entaled faking being a tranny to get hrt money then using it for your own purposes
never got past the profile picture stage
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>>13418902geg i remember pissing in these like plots of grass in front of my house since it's walled (i'm brapzillian)
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>>13418700asking one more time
i know it's retarded but can i have any tips on this
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>>13418924read the easypeasy method, it has advice for quitting gooning and how to deal with the aftermath
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I have some really gross and retarded fetishes like cuckoldry, degredation/humiliation, being bullied in general especially by a cute twink. I’ve never had sex and I only met with one twink who had a fart fetish and I indulged because I was lonely and desperate. We both ripped ass in each others faces.
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even if you look over the sections that apply to you like i did
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>>13418940>>13418943i did read it before, but i guess i don't remember the aftermath stuff
what would you say is the best thing to keep in mind for having any stress over it?
my problem isn't the gooning i guess it's the regret of having gooned
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>>13418245this isn't embarassing retard
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>>13418978whats wrong with the shitting in yard one though its not that bad
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>>13418941worst thing i saw on this thread award award
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bvmp
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this thread is good potential go back up
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i jerked off to penis being shoved in thomas the tank engines pipes
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>>13420239>>13422076Immediately proven wrong award
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l fucked your mom last time lol
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>>13422182one dumb nusoi doesn't ruin a whole thread
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Alright I'm drunk so I'll get it out there. When I was younger, I only took shits like 3 times a week, instead of everyday like a normal kid. I also ate a shit ton, so these tri-weekly shits would more often than not be generously proportioned. I clogged our toilets so much and my parents would get pissed. Problem was, these monster shits weren't going anywhere so I had to get creative. Enter: the poop scissors. A nice, strong, sturdy pair of scissors from the junk drawer. If I took a shit that I felt was just too big, no problem. I'd use my poop scissors to chop it up into pieces, thus making it flushable. As you may imagine, they got used quite often and poop got caked onto them real fast. I quickly realized that these scissors could never be used for normal use ever again, so each time I was finished with them I wrapped them up in a handkerchief and hid em in my closet. Haven't used them in like eight years or so, but they're still in there.
