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 15159StickyLocked[Reply]

this board exists to solely discuss any method of escaping the slavery which is understood as the current financial system.
posts that do not relate to that, including political posts, will be removed.
you may not act in such a way that furthers the economic peril faced by board members (do not rug or advertise rugs)
a thread's OP image MUST NOT be a screenshot from a social media site (twitter, reddit, etc ..,)
you may not beg, airdrops are allowed
this is a slow board
Common sense applies, not everyone wins, do not kill yourself over something fake
MONEY IS NOT REAL

 15191

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I Am Money🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💹💹💰💰💰🪙🪙🪙💳💵💶💱💴💷💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸



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 15546[Reply]

SkinnyJak Will Be Launched at 11:59 EST
On Pump.fun I will Post The CA When Deployed I will Not Hold Any Supply So There Is No Possible Way It Can Be Rugged Only Collecting Creator Fees check it out if you want

 15547

57Ex7WNVnweu3Ea5HaqjtAoMsPqn3ibY5EZm6MPEa93a



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 15528[Reply]

JAKS landed on $PLASMA blockchain
IF you have not heard of XPL yet KYS you are NGI
Mint NFTs here https://wojak-feels-plasma.mintopia.top/

Or better yet DOSIT

 15545

Is there alot of money being made there? Have you made any yourself



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 15544[Reply]

>Does Anyone Mess with Pump.fun??
>Should I Turn SkinnyJak Into A MemeCoin


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 15543[Reply]

>What's Everyones Thoughts?


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 15428[Reply]>>15439

kind of interesting to see that starbucks, which has dominated US culture (and abroad) in regards to coffee, is being forced to shutter stores.
anecdotally, in my area three stores are closing this month.
why is this? i have heard remarks it was because of the increasing affordability which led to less people consuming starbucks as it was seen as less of a luxury (seems retarded to me). what comes to mind is the fact people are making stuff more at home, especially post COVID, or increased focus on health ((US obesity capped in 2023) <- is this related to Ozempic?))
how can (((YOU))) take advantage of this?
possibly prime commercial real estate in walking distances of businesses, stores, and universities to open a themed cafe (cat cafe if you're cool) or something similar
is this related to a larger market trend?
what do you think soyim
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 15439>>15446

>>15428 (OP)
short it? also, starbucks will probably never go unless if people just start drinking regular black coffee again. i see people waiting in 20 minute lines for their morning 2000 calorie bomb.

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>>15439
i think it definitely could die out, especially with how many there are. im more interested in the WHY, as that would determine whether shorting it is a good idea (or other similar firms)

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>>15446
id agree with first post that they just have a shitton of stores everywhere and a uninteresting menu. they just sell prepackaged food items and coffee, which is easier to get in a gas station or at home.
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if you want a sugar bomb to start off your day, then go spend your 15 USD on it every day but that eventually gets unreasonably expensive. nobody has that kind of money anymore, and its extremely unhealthy anyways which is a red flag for the modern consumer who considers healthier foods.
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id argue that local coffee shops win just because they make food in their kitchens (keyed as f*ck) and they serve the basic coffees which everyone likes. starbucks simply lives in a world where the only thing they can sell is their brand name rather than a solid product that can compete with others.
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tl;dr starbucks fell off. theres not really any reason to go there for the modern consumer. id short it just because itll just stop getting sales as people start caring about microplastics, food quality, and healthy eating.

 15506>>15513

Personally I don't think we'll ever see Starbucks truly die out though. Their existing brand loyalty and "innovation" in creating new trendy drinks makes me view them as the Apple of fast food. We all know that apple could suffer from a few years of stagnation without taking a large hit to sales. I imagine that although future growth would be limited, that Starbucks will continue to hold it's niche for ~10 years unless something dramatically changes

 15513

>>15506
my point earlier that people trying to eat healthier will be that "dramatic change".

 15542

Starbucks is nothing but a human trafficking pedo coverup



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 15530[Reply]

yeah, i got a good nameroll and he gave me $100 in BTC. What do I do with it now? I want to spend it on some shit but I also want to invest, what's the right move here?

 15533

just hold onto it it's going to be worth more as time goes by

 15536

hold on for dear life

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hold on to it



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 15538[Reply]>>15540

Are there any coins with a CPU centered algorithm worth mining? I'm looking for some smaller projects to support like Masari but that doesnt have any active pools anymore.

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 15521[Reply]

What are the implications of this?

 15529

indian talkling, idk

 15539

idk



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 15396[Reply]>>15525

post a good deed of the day everyday itt
everything you do comes around to you, and sometimes making it is not just financial
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>>15396 (OP)
today i held the elevator for an asian girl

 15526>>15527

Why have you still not given my crypto I asked from you for those feet pics?

 15527

>>15526
they werent your feet lucky

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i left a high quality comment on a thread by an anon asking for help

 15535

>>15519
>>15525
KILL YOURSELF CATNIGGER, STOP POSTING YOUR PEDOPHILIC GROOMCORD MEMES, SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT, BLEED OUT AND DIE ON THE GROUND

 15537

i wasted my day



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 15534[Reply]

I'm sick of waiting


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 12677[Reply]>>12680

I bought the top of ethereum and sold the bottom
I'm so fucking retarded and emotional lol

 12680

>>12677 (OP)
OOPS

 15532

Yes.



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 12477[Reply]>>15319

Ways to make money;
-become a sys admin/security network admin , they waste all time doing nothing cause the servers never break. They make 150k a year minimum in a first world country.
-become a Patreon fag making AI video game porn art. Summertime Saga is making 360k a year.
-discuss how to make soft rugpull casino's such as Las Vegas and NFTs where they don't blame you "it's just a game/gamble, bro, no need to call the cops bro" , seriously why does nobody ever call the cops on the Casino? everyone just accepts it as normal?
-beehive keeping :)) mushroom farming … tons of tutorials & discussion forums online … just not on /biz/
-making popular accounts with millions of followers to rake in cash from people paying you for those followers' views(which are just bots like 90% of 4cuck, seriously I bought ads on 4cuck and 2300 clicks of nothing but bots who gave me views but no accounts)
-Youtube videos of various bullraisin such as storytimes which highly depends on the algorithm and people finding you cause bots & kids are shallow fucks who refuse to click on your secondary channels.
-Right now all the money is being made on Raydium Solana, not on Binance, Polygon, Ethereum … maybe on Base. You'd be an old fool baby boomer to refuse to get in on Solana where the money is.
-Make a Minecraft server, yes it's real. (A POPULAR Minecraft server where people pay you)
-Make a popular Roblox server/map/game… again requires popularity. Only the 2% of games ever make it.
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 15206>>15208

>-discuss how to make soft rugpull casino's such as Las Vegas and NFTs where they don't blame you "it's just a game/gamble, bro, no need to call the cops bro" , seriously why does nobody ever call the cops on the Casino? everyone just accepts it as normal?
Government mandated casinos

 15208

>>15206
Most American casinos are already government operated

 15236

Shrooms are getting popular which is good but you need to be sociaable to find ppl to sell to and pretty much everyone here is too autistic for that

 15242

Good thread but dead board this site needs less retards and some more semi-smart people.

 15319

>>12477 (OP)
making a popular 'blox game is easy, just make something that the people want instead of 'saken or what the people want IN 'saken

 15524

how about do furry porn commissions



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 15516[Reply]>>thread_15516

I need help for a storefront I am working on with a couple buddies. It's going to be similar to ebay but for whites. For the early stages there will be no vetting process but later on that could be on the table, preferably this will be a non-profit with limited fees to combat the jewry that takes place on ebay. Still Working on semantics and privacy concerns but the site could be launched at any time but I need someone competent to analyze the stack. I am mostly involved in promo but have some knowledge of the technical side of things. There won't be any illicit goods and we want to be tax compliant. Email @ gaysforfuentes@proton.me

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>>15516 (OP)
is it just a whites only xmr bazaar? how would you check? wouldnt getting this kind of info make it pointless to use xmr due to the necessity to de-anonymize?

 15522

>>15518
monerotards are insane

 15523

AKA how to have the lowest profit margin possible geg



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 15511[Reply]

>got practice gf pregnant
>she wants a practice house now

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 15517

Geg



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 15448[Reply]

>Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off–then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship.
what do you read to stay mentally sharp? i think reading is a huge part to success in any kind of field, especially business because you need to challenge your mind and get new ideas going (fiction is better than business books)
i attached a few i like, what do you guys read and has it helped your /biz/ness skills

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 15384[Reply]>>thread_15384

WTFWASTHAT??!!!

 15385

marge

 15390

>>15384 (OP)
Everyone is going to turn pink and cry blood at the end of the year

 15393

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nothing nusoi

 15514

I wish i had never held through $50



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 15456[Reply]>>thread_15456

we may as well make a general about this topic. what is the general opinion?
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what could be the cause? how will this impact the economy? share your thoughts ITT.

 15457>>thread_15456

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>>15456 (OP)
anecdotally, the job market is tough. i think that a there are too many colleges and too many people have degrees, and fundamentally the lack of jobs are killing the american social contract (and other factors that you cannot fix anymore like immigration)
also, america is less of a country now than an economic zone, and the corporations inhabiting this nation realize that are acting vampiric … everything gone ya kno?
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there will be far fewer jobs in the future until there is a boomerang effect in my opinion, or a change in the focus of the economy from producing bullshit (ai slop, tech slop, social media slop) to real things that require people

 15461

>>15457
good point. how do you think this will come to pass?

 15504

Well, just go down the list of industries that employ the most people globally and realize that most of those could never be profitable in the United States due to high living costs from a higher general standard of living. Nobody likes to hear it but Americans are to a large extent spoiled, or at least our living standards are kept artificially high by regulations. In other words, it's impossible to be poor because the law simply doesn't allow those living conditions. If this could be reversed, I could see more job creation, but even then, I'm not sure many Americans would want to take those jobs. The only industry in which I see both job creation and decent wages is healthcare. Healthcare won't be replaced by robots within our lifetime. Nurses and doctors will be in increasing demand and I think they stand to gain the most over the coming decades.

 15509

>>15456 (OP)
There are too many smart people and not enough dumb people jobs, but all the smart people are taking the dumb people jobs

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potatoes grow out of the ground and are free
weed grows out of the ground and are free
chickens eggs grows out of the ground and are free
salt comes out of the ocean and are free

why trouble yourself?



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 15502[Reply]>>thread_15502

Goyim, can forex be trusted?

 15503>>thread_15502

Forex as in foreign exchange? Why wouldn't it be trusted?

 15507

>>15503
Idk 4/biz/ said so

 15508

>>15502 (OP)
What do you mean trusted? Everything in the financial is rigged but you can still win pennies



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 15184[Reply]>>thread_15184

>The U.S. economy added 911,000 fewer jobs in the 12 months through March 2025 than previously reported, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said Tuesday in a preliminary annual revision to its job creation data. Although the revision only reduces the estimated size of the U.S. workforce by 0.6%, it means the economy added only about half as many jobs over that time period as the bureau said in its monthly job market reports.

Almost a million. How the fuck do they stay in a job making shit up the way they do? Also, 911 geg

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>>15184 (OP)
>How the fuck do they stay in a job making shit up the way they do?
that is the job :d

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 15500[Reply]

please disregard any threads claiming that the icelandic krona won. despite the fact that iceland itself did win, its krona is useless toilet paper.

the actual winner, confirmed by nordic patriots is in fact the humble 99.99% pure silver troy ounce round.

all other threads claiming supremacy of other currencies are suffering from ai psychosis and pure mental retardation.

 15501

here is the solid foundational evidence for my claims

https://soyjak.st/biz/src/1759037899334l.jpg

https://soyjak.st/biz/src/1759038488863k.png

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pardon my reddit spacing i am a millenial



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 15459[Reply]

if you go on tradingview and you look at coins like bitcoin and you check the price of 1 bitcoin to the price of 1 USD instead of checking the price of 1 Bitcoin to the price of 1 ounce of gold you are already so far behind anyone who even knows how the market works that basically you need to watch youtube for 700 hours to catch up
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here is what you are proposing instead is to store 2.2 million paper krona on her head. do I understand you correctly?

 15494

>>15484
i am not very good at converting between currencies so forgive me, but according to this graph i might have to double the size of the image I have created every 10 years in order to accommodate the lowering of the value of the paper.

the previous image was 8 kilobytes and the next images was 156 kilobytes which is a difference about 148 kilobytes. this does not seem like a lot of computer storage at first but i fear that it could one day take up a lot of space on my disk.

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>>15492
well you see there have been two very simple systems in history.

the old Nordic system is that if someone removes the jewelry from your wife's head then you go to his house and you butcher him like a sheep. then you take his head and you take it to his house and you put it on top of a stick at his house, and you leave a sign that said "this man took some silver from my wife and so I butchered him like a sheep." this system has been very successful in countries like scotland where my heritage is from.

and that was a pretty good system for thousands of years. but now there is a much simpler telephone system where if someone takes your wife's jewelry you can telephone the police and then they will put them into an iron cage and also try to get the jewelry back from them.

 15496>>thread_15459

it is 11 pm where i live and so now it is good to go on a midnight walk. i will finish this debate with you when i return.

 15497>>thread_15459

>>15496
how about… mustard put me in time out
Iceland won
>>15488
>>15487
how about… meds
Iceland won
>>15489
how about… he cant pronounce "lysi" not Icelandic
Iceland won

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>>15497
i would really enjoy to try a finnish dish called gravvask. you take fish and you load it up into a barrrel with sea salt, then you bury it at the edge of the shore many feet under the sand. then you let the fish rot and ferment for weeks or months. then you take it out and use it as a topping. the scottish version of this is arguably worcestershire sauce but it isn't quite the same as I do not think it is as fermented and it doesn't contain the flesh of the fish.

as a male with mostly british DNA I have the rare condition that I am unable to smell the smell of fish. to me fish, even in the microwave smells like delicious chicken because i am a true british male. this is historically because in Britain no man was allowed to hunt in the king's Forrest, and because most of your chickens and cattle would go to the land lord. so, the only source of meat was eggs and fish for hundreds of years.

i have been told that some japs and some innuits have the same condition from eating so much fish.

if all i could eat for meat for the rest of my life was pink salmon i would die such a happy man.

i will return soon because i would like to brew some extra strong tea. then we can debate more about how iceland won.
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 15498[Reply]

Icelandic krona won
Iceland won


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 15450[Reply]>>thread_15450

what are some unconventional pathways to success?

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>>15450 (OP)
something that ive always found interesting is that if you have a degree in something (engineering, teaching, admin at the soyak party) and 5-7 years of work experience, all it takes is a good gmat score, and a compelling personal narrative and you can get into a good business school
from there youre an interview away from making mid six figures and the possibility of seven figures in a few years

 15455

ive been lucky to have a lot of job experience in my field pre-college. if you are still in high school, you need to do extra-curriculars and other activities. i wouldve never learned photoshop or CAD if i never tried.
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even now, you can always learn and experience more. you can always follow your dreams if you focus on it and give everything you can to reach it.



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 9468[Reply]>>thread_9468

Reminder that the US economy is still actively collapsing and a recession is imminent.
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>>12260
The irish are basically indian, just without the overpopulation.

 12333

>>11001
lol faggot

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>>9468 (OP)
five months have passed and we are still in denial?
are we in a recession (some condiments here say it is so due to commodity prices)
i think the unemployment issue and the lack of job creation is the most indicative factor in a recession because you can see it (ev&doe they fudge the numbers)

 15442>>thread_9468

>>15440
arguably, we cant say for certain that the lack of job creation is a factor due to the outdated way they census the general population and that most companies are just trying to keep their expenses lower to reach higher profits

 15444>>thread_9468

>>15442
there is a lot of different ways of taking the unemployment numbers U1-U7, and they all show the same trend

 15445

>>15444
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 15245[Reply]>>thread_15245

How do I buy stocks and what stocks should I invest in?

Should I also buy crypto and if so what coin should I invest in?
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 15381>>thread_15245

for stocks just keep ur eyes peeled for ipos because those always make money especially if it’s a company you have heard of

for crypto invest in ether xrp solana and monero

 15391>>thread_15245

>>15248
It’s never too early to start investing though

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>>15381
bag holder award
>

 15412

>>15245 (OP)
I would not recommend crypto but that's just me. For now just build a basic portfolio of broad indexes. VOO should be a good start.

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>>15245 (OP)
depends on what you want, and how much you have
crypto is good if you realize its all a social game, and if you wanna win you need to make friends on twitter or telegram who get shit early (you also need to realize it isnt real)
as a whole my only advice is to not let money you wouldnt spend otherwise change your life, just look at what you start with and where you'll go, and know your own stress levels
if you wanna get started in crypto, just get some ETH / SOL and gamble, or do blue chips … stuff like abritrum always goes up after ETH, so if you miss an ETH move buy. theres a ton of patterns like that in stocks and crypto.
for instance: bitcoin hit 100k before ETH broke 3k, it was pretty obvious to anyone ETH would prob hit an ATH when BTC did due to past movements, it just took longer. that same lag occurs in a lot of different coins/stocks and markets, identify the trend and take gains :D
also reading and looking into stuff helps, if you're at the party you may win

 15443

>>15391
i think an investor should be responsible. also, you are limited as f*ck unless if you are 18+



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