森タイツ

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森タイツ
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永年無料。競馬予想の終着駅がこちら、負け組は集合。荀彧＆魏延の丞相進言サイン馬券他。週末のＪＲＡ重賞指数表。もっとマジなやつはnoteへ。西山オーナー応援📣ヘッダーは'24年10月19日東京競馬場・牝馬3歳以上1勝クラス、セイウンマカロン号・池添謙一騎手と口取り式写真。
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ＧⅠ安田記念｜タイツ・競馬ライター【無料予想と馬のお話】 安田記念攻略noteです📚 久々の投稿につきフルボリュームでお届けします✨ 恒例のコラムは「異能の名馬」アグネスデジタル物語📖 先に言っておくけど滅ッ茶なげえよw(;^ω^) でも読んでね！…泣けます( ﾉД`)
ＧⅠ安田記念｜タイツ・競馬ライター【無料予想と馬のお話】
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娘「桃太郎読んで」 父「昔々あるところに」 娘「川田将雅っぽく」
The image shows a person standing in front of a backdrop with the logos and text "JRA" and "Ritto Training Center". The person is wearing a dark jacket and a cap with a distinctive emblem. The setting suggests a press conference or interview related to horse racing, as indicated by the context provided in the post text, which humorously reimagines the story of Momotaro (Peach Boy) in the style of a horse racing commentary by jockey Shogo Kuwada. The backdrop and attire imply a professional sports environment.
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娘「桃太郎読んで」 父「昔々あるところに」 娘「麻生太郎っぽく」 父「失礼だけども最初桃から生まれたガキと聞いて、あれ、大丈夫かと思ったけどもねぇ。実際会ってみると、これがなかなか筋が通ってる。団子だけで鬼ヶ島行くかね普通？それだけ人望があるってことですよ。この国を背負って立つ舵取
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えっちなお姉さん 「『せ』から始まって『す』で終わる言葉… 　なあんだ♡」 少年「せ...せ...///」 お姉さん 「なあに？言ってごらん♡」 少年「せ...せ...///」 少年「セントウルステークス(GⅡ)」 お姉さん 「メイケイエール！メイケイエール！ 　文句無しのレコードだ！メイケイエール！」
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例の若手のスマホのやつ、すごく簡単な話で。 「この二人に直で呼び出される」ていう明確な掟を作れば、誰も破らないと思うのだけど。
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え～最初からおかしいと思ったんです。 中央競馬のファンだと言いながら、初めて会った時に貴方は「馬複の馬券を買った」とおっしゃいました。 競馬をやる方はたいてい皆さん「馬連」というのに貴方だけ「馬複」と答えた。
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小学校教諭になった川田将雅 「はいドウデュース君の話はおしまい。 ここからはみんなで楽しくスターズオンアース君の話をしてください」
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小学校教諭になった川田将雅 「はい、先生が来てからみんなが静かになるまで、上がり3ハロン31秒4かかりました」
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#新社会人に伝えたいこと 会社で一番大切なこと、それは挨拶でも、報連相でも、小難しいカタカナを覚えることでもありません。 一番大切なことは「パドックの見方」です。 相馬眼＝審美眼です。 物事の重要さを見極める力を身に着けましょう。
The image is a social media post from user 森タイツ (@taity_2) aimed at new employees, humorously suggesting that the most important thing to learn at work is how to observe a paddock, which is likened to developing a discerning eye for important matters. The post includes a photograph of a racetrack paddock with jockeys leading horses, likely taken at a Japanese racecourse given the context. The text overlay in Japanese provides a detailed guide on how to observe a horse in the paddock, focusing on aspects like the horse's body, legs, and overall condition. The post uses this analogy to teach new employees about the importance of observation and judgment in professional settings. The image is clear and well-composed, enhancing the educational and humorous intent of the post.
The image is a social media post from user 森タイツ (@taity_2) aimed at new employees, humorously suggesting that the most important thing to learn at work is how to observe a paddock, which is likened to developing a discerning eye for important matters. The post includes a photograph of a racetrack paddock with jockeys leading horses, likely taken at a Japanese racecourse given the context. The text overlay in Japanese provides a detailed guide on how to observe a horse in the paddock, focusing on aspects like the horse's body, legs, and overall condition. The post uses this analogy to teach new employees about the importance of observation and judgment in professional settings. The image is clear and well-composed, enhancing the educational and humorous intent of the post.
The image is a social media post from user 森タイツ (@taity_2) aimed at new employees, humorously suggesting that the most important thing to learn at work is how to observe a paddock, which is likened to developing a discerning eye for important matters. The post includes a photograph of a racetrack paddock with jockeys leading horses, likely taken at a Japanese racecourse given the context. The text overlay in Japanese provides a detailed guide on how to observe a horse in the paddock, focusing on aspects like the horse's body, legs, and overall condition. The post uses this analogy to teach new employees about the importance of observation and judgment in professional settings. The image is clear and well-composed, enhancing the educational and humorous intent of the post.
The image is a social media post from user 森タイツ (@taity_2) aimed at new employees, humorously suggesting that the most important thing to learn at work is how to observe a paddock, which is likened to developing a discerning eye for important matters. The post includes a photograph of a racetrack paddock with jockeys leading horses, likely taken at a Japanese racecourse given the context. The text overlay in Japanese provides a detailed guide on how to observe a horse in the paddock, focusing on aspects like the horse's body, legs, and overall condition. The post uses this analogy to teach new employees about the importance of observation and judgment in professional settings. The image is clear and well-composed, enhancing the educational and humorous intent of the post.
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