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7 Hilariously Naughty Nun Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day
If you’re looking for a reason to smile, you’ve found the right place
Disclaimer: much naughty and groan-inducing nunnery ahead. You have been warned!
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring, and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers: “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: number one, you have to be single, and number two, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
He does, and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a sex worker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
