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>Speedrunning Christianity

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>commiting suicide by dying as a martyr

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>>13363204
SOOT DO THIS

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>doing the abortion strat and getting to meet Jesus before you even leave the womb

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>>13363245
>YOU DIDN'T GET BAPTIZED SO YOU STAY ETERNALLY IN PURGATORY

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btw it's true that

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>Paul is basically the season 2 protagonist introduced after the time skip

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>doing a backwards long jump on the stairs to noahs ark so you can skip through the entire chapter of genesis straight into the new testament to meet jesus christ early

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>>13363204
>dying as a martyr
Are you middle eastern by any chance?

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>learning to rocket jump and bunny hop so you can get the high score during armageddon and get a gold medal from Christ himself

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>abusing a data save corruption bug in order to trigger the eve eating the forbidden fruit event early

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>waiting 3 billion days ingame to trigger a stack overflow and skip to the rapture special event

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>noclipping through the ground and descending into hell so you can kill satan early and skip revelations

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>>13363265
lienuke, this was from a fantasy book

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>doing a frame perfect jump and slingshotting yourself into heaven during the rapture

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>doing the water into sword glitch in the x32 version and skipping every book of the new testament, triggering the secret ending 5 hours earlier

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>entering the game console and teleporting yourself into heaven so you can meet Jesus early


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