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[BOMBPLANT]
HEY!!! They're tryin to kill Kenny! Those bastards!!!!
oh no %t, what did they do to the plants?
we got %r left to figure what they want to bomb!!
FIDEL CASTRO DID IT! no....WAIT SADDAM DID IT!! no....wait...
sssshhhhh... %t, did you hear that beeping noise? was that your watch?
...Aaaaaaaaaaaa I DON'T WANN DIE....im famous and yer not %t.
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[KILLED]
%v,  this reminds me of a Slayer song...all this bloodshed
Sorry, %v. can we do the scene again?
so....how do you like being worm food %v???
Yer supposed to be dead, %v its part of the game!!!!!
Sorry, %v. that looked as good as an Andy Worhol painting!
%v, ill use the rubber bullets next time !
Whatsamatter, %v?? lose your head? hahaha gotta keep cool!!
I had to do it, %v. You understand. The Director said so!!
hey %v.......MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
%v, I enjoyed that one!! Lets play it again Sam
I've always been better, %v. AND YOU KNOW THIS ...MAN!!!!!!.
Hip-Hop is phat %v!!
Look at all that blood %v  YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
That'll teach you, %v !
Hey, %v! Ju can start callin me Scarface..Ju Piece o' CHIT!!!!
are you talking to me %v?? 
%v get it right this time, dont stand in front of my bullets.
%v, what are you laying around for??? hehe
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[DEADCHAT]
Stop playing Dead....we see that you do that well now get up.
It makes me sick to look at you FAMOUS idiots!
It's time to change your diapers %v haha yer acting like a baby
I am an actor not a game player, thats why im losing
I get weak in the knees when I see %s comin at me!
no way %f!! No human is that quick
Look at that score!!.. %f is good at this gaming stuff, too bad the movies suck!!
Spectating is something normal people do....not us.
Have you heard of Metallica?
My whole family is full of winners....so i will win too!
Why are we playing this game, we should be shooting a scene?
WTF, I wish someone better than %s would join the server.
are James and Lars still on???
why is %f always winning??
The game is ok but all this waiting........
Why does everyone keep trying to hurt me, where are my stuntmen??
Our team is going to win for sure
CS, a game for the rich!
This is even close to real looking, good work on the set !!
%r and %t are still alive! Something must be very wrong...
Stop waiting around you freaks!! There's only %r left !!
How much money does the winner get? hehe
Still %r left in this round...do something!!! 
This game isnt going to get me more famous than I already am!
you know for famous people we sure are stipud, uh, i mean stupid
I can't believe this...this is crazy!
this game is good to take out some of that agresion i have
Look at those well-paid retarded idiots !
I usually don't play this with famous people !
%f You act like my sister...she's a Tomboy
Not %m again!!! Be original for crying out loud!
%f is really rockin the set
%f when's your next movie coming out?
%f are you coming to the award show again this year?
%f how much money do you make a year nowadays?
%f get off your lazy butt and find them!!
%f The day is long and you are making it longer again
%f were your parents musicians?
%f i need some more sugar with this coffee
%f gimme a smoke please
What music are you listening to??
I need my beauty sleep %t, you guys take em out for me!
...All that and a bag of chips with a side order of bacon!
I really like this %m, it jams on gameplay.
I want more money for this...they arent paying me enough for the humiliation
Who's on first??? 
Whatever happened to Wu-Tang?? they had style for musicians
Im rich...i dont have to put up with this crap
Well, I believe my contract is up....time to go.
Anyone here like doing love scenes???
Where have all the good times gone??
Dear fellow famous people....KILL FASTER !!!!
I think i have to go now...bye, cu at the coke party later
LOL! Look at %t ... WTF ?...never seen anything like that before !
I have an audition, B R B
Are any of these weapons real, i never used them in my scenes?
I need to understand this agresion I see here today
I would have made more money with Porn
I'm off ta snort this real fast, B R B
WTF, I mean why not guys, vote me as Mayor, Jesse the Body Ventura did it...
Vote %f out he didnt bring enough cash to place his bet on who wins!!!
Aren't we getting a bit old for this?
I didnt realize that this was so difficult...Movies are cooler
Anyone remember Animal House??
HEY %f isnt it time you stopped using that weapon?
Lets all act like we are dead....see if we can fool em next round.
Woah %f has better stats than me again, he must be on caine!!
I'm really good at this, its not special effects !
I'm tired, lets leave %t !!
I smoke a lot when i have to wait, why do famous actors have to wait?
WTF, ....??
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[REPLIES]
@KEY "WHO'S ON FIRST"
Whats on Second?, %s
I don't know but this isnt Baseball
I forgot how that one goes, it was a classic tho!
I'm not a fan of baseball, sorry %s

@KEY "AGRESION"
I think you need to learn how to spell first it's aggression
you cant spell you way out of a paper bag...a.g.g.r.e.s.s.i.o.n
the correct spelling is AGGRESSION

@KEY "FAMOUS"
Who's famous %s??
Whats so cool about Fame?  THE MONEY!!!!!
My fame is due to hard work *snicker*
Ever see a drugged up famous person??? lol
Famous Schmamous....we are all normal people

@KEY "PORN"
yeah %s, you need to enjoy anal for that though....
I already saw some early footage of you %s, with Ron Jeremy hehe
mmmmmmmmm Chasey Lain
Porn??? ARE YOU NUTS??

@KEY "ANIMAL HOUSE"
John Belushi ruled in that movie %s
Thats how my College scene went down !!
wow, %s, you like those vintage films...vintage for me anyway :) 
I'm gonna order a pizza and rent that right now CU L8TR !

@KEY "WAIT", "WAITING"
MAN you are so impatient %s
Would you please stop complaining %s have patience
back in my Army days it was all....Hurry up and Wait
You are just going to have to deal with it
Please tell some jokes %s, I'm bored too

@KEY "AGAIN"
quit your whining, it will all be over soon
I think you have a serious problem
yeah and dont let that happen again

@KEY "WISH"
%s, what do you want ?
Wishes are cool, Can i have 3 of them %s!
Wish wish wish.....andthing else you do?
thats wishful thinking

@KEY "B R B"
NOOOOOOOOO DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO %s!
can someone tell me what brb means?
Come on %s, you keep saying you're leaving but you're still here!
ok see you around %s
CU
bye, take care

@KEY "HEHE", "HAHA", "LOL", ":)", "WTF"
yeah lol, %s!
What's so funny, %s...
hihi
haha
hehe
:)
LMAO
ROFL
ROFLMAO

@KEY "I THINK ", "I BELIEVE "
don't think, %s..... DO ;-)
And I think you should sit back down and play!
Plz give me your ICQ Number %s
I think you're retarded
I believe you're retarded

@KEY "WU-TANG", "METALLICA", "DREAM THEATER", "HIP-HOP", "MUSIC", "SLAYER"
Umm...I don't care as long as it's not commercial 
Trance beats make me dizzy when I'm drunk
Busta Rhymes is the fastest rapper..and has great style too
um...METALLICA RULLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dream Theater is the most perfect band !!
just gimme one night with Kylie Minogue.....MUAHAHAHAHA

@KEY "WELL-PAID", "MONEY", "CASH", "RICH"
You make more money than I do!!
Well-Paid......hahaha that must be a joke
Where are you from %s ? cuz where I'm from no one has money
Just change your producer and you'll have money %s!
you can't be well paid %s....your movies doesn't sell hahahaha
being rich is so cool...you can do anything ...or not do anything hehe

@KEY "WIN", "WINNING", "WINNERS", "WINNER"
Is winning all you ever think about %s?
It's best to not think about the win....just have fun
I am a Winner Type so you actually have no real chance...
Speaking of win.....I'm going to Vegas, not de_vegas

@KEY "SORRY", "EXCUSE"
Yeah, but only non-famous people have to say sorry, or excuse me
The excuse doesn't help me now, %s!
THERE IS NO EXCUSE!!! yer not sorry!!!
Dont worry about it...

@KEY "WHAT", "WHY", "WHERE", "WHO", "WHEN", "HOW"
You will never find out, %s!
No idea, %s
What is this, %s, 20 Questions ??
Find out yourself, %s !

@KEY "REAL"
define real for me please
nothing in this world is real
dream on, real doesnt exist in an actors schedule
real huh....get a real life, stop acting all the time

@KEY "SCENE", "SCENES"
oh YES... a LOVE scene!!!
I have to shoot a scene tomorrow so i can play today
What kind of scene??
If its a love scene make sure you forget your parts after the kiss ! hehe

@KEY "STUNTMEN"
I never use stuntmen in my scenes
I'm afraid of the things they make us do and need stuntmen too
Stuntmen are crazy, who wants to jump off buildings for a living
dont cry...they are trained professionals LOL

@KEY "NUTS"
yeah i got a pair a nuts %s

@KEY "MOVIE", "MOVIES"
Man, cant we talk about something besides our jobs??
My movies have the best action scenes
a movie is just a movie...but the Matrix is real!!
what would i do if couldnt act.

@KEY "ACT", "ACTING"
you couldnt act your way out of a wet paper bag
acting? none of us can really act...its the director making us look good
acting is my life. my whole life is just an act. OMG IM SO DEPRESSED
Act like a fag....itll look funny with that weapon in your hand!
did anyone attend acting school?

@KEY "COKE", "HASH", "DRUGS"
damn....no wonder everyone things actors have drug problems....WE DO!
drugs sex and movies....in that order !! hihi
coke huh....coca cola drinkers party :)
drugs help me deal with being so ...so famous and RICH! 

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Bla bla bla...
What did you say, %s?
Concentrate on the game, %s!
Chatting with you %s is so great! I always wanted to meet you
These chat-messages are freaking me out! I feel like I know you all!
Don't spam, %s!
How do you all type so fast, I can't keep up!
Yeah, %s. You're right!......as if
No way, %s...this is insane
Where are you from originaly, %s?
I can't believe how you can play and win all the time, %f!
YEAH RIGHT! HAHA SURE!!!
I believe you!!!
OK, uhuh LOL
Why is everybody always saying the same things???
Hey %s....oh nevermind!
What are you talking about %s
Who said that? I resemble that remark
Oh, really? I'm so impressed...*snicker*
Very funny, %s! you must be on drugs.
%s !
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Wazzzzuuuuuuup? haha
I thought all of you action heros would be good at this...guess not hehe 
Have you got ICQ, %s?
OMG you're weird in person! i'd rather watch your movies.
I aint got the cash to buy me some more hash
Roger That, Colonel, I'm on my way
Huh? WTF, what was that all about ?
Silly rabbit...um....i forgot the rest
