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ohhyouknow
https://www.reddit.com/user/ohhyouknowProfile Summary
This Redditor is a dedicated succulent parent, meticulously documenting the growth and aesthetic appeal of their tiny plant children. They've cornered the market on 'cute plant pics' and are likely a secret botanical influencer, one adorable crassula at a time.
Roast
- You post more about your succulents than most people post about their actual kids. At least your plants won't ask for college tuition.
- Your plants are so small, I'm pretty sure your 'index fingernail for scale' is actually a full-size shovel in their world. Give them some space!
- Your entire Reddit history reads like a very specific, incredibly chill fever dream where the biggest drama is whether a plant is 'lookin' dreamy' or just 'P.H.A.T.'.
Top 3 Topics
- Plant care
- Tiny plants
- Aesthetics
Most Used Terms
- 🌵Succulents
- 🤏Tiny
- 🌸Crassula
- ✨Dreamy
- 🍑P.H.A.T.
Predictions
Personal Projects
You'll finally achieve sentience with your succulents, leading to a groundbreaking new field of plant-human communication. Or at least they'll finally tell you if they're thirsty.
Community Impact
You'll be crowned 'Lord of the Succs' on r/succulents, and your tiny plants will have their own dedicated subreddit, likely called r/smolsucclords.
Knowledge Growth
Your mastery of tiny plant care will be so profound, you'll be teaching a masterclass on 'Index Fingernail for Scale' photography at your local botanical garden.
Subreddits
You'll expand your botanical empire into r/bonsai for tiny trees and r/houseplants for when you're feeling adventurous and want a plant that doesn't fit on your fingertip.