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 115088[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>115094

Like, seriously, what the fuck actually drives some of these people into defending this below-Rob-Schneider-tier poor excuse of a comedic film?
I don't have xitter and I've only watched LS "Little Simp cuck" Mark's video on it, and I still don't fucking get it. The movie is a -3/10 shitty comedic film which should have been canned and left as a retarded joke pitch from the 00's, once you detach yourself from the "Ooooh, this is a 2d animated project, ergo it's art and therefore it is good" mentality the movie doesn't have anything to offer (fucking 8 crazy nights is better than this).
It's just a just so ever slightly less worse version of Sausage Party but with zoophilia tacked on to it. The pacing is dogshit, the only somewhat funny jokes present throughout the whole film are those that use the dog that acts like a human, the rest of the comedy is downright bad and predictable due to the fact that the movie really does limit itself to like 4 different kinds of jokes due to its theming (I swear, you can predict the "karma is a bitch" joke from the first moment Sterling appears on screen), the cinematography is beyond boring, the voice-acting is nothing to write home about, yada, yada, you get the goddamn point. The only good aspect about this movie is that it's on Netflix, so it's practically free.
The main points people do seem to bring up whenever they're trying to defend this are the trailers (which are a non-issue since the actual movie is what matters, and in this case, it is what it is), xitter drama (which shouldn't even be a fucking argument in the first place. And it's not like half of the people defending this turd there sound and act like bsky users), the doxxing thing (the fact that this one is mostly brought up just to score some pity points is genuinely pathetic), and the classic "erhhhhhm, you haven't even watched it yet" spud.
Is it all just Tartakovsky dick riding and 2d animationcels leaking at the fact that the movie sucks and is a rethread of Strays, or are there bigger factors at play here, like furfaggots trying to do some damage control all whilst attempting to make people believe that zoophilia isn't all that bad actually (it's not like that hermaphroditic dobberman sounds like the wet dream of your average e6 janny), and y'know (((them))) due to the fact that the movie's about accepting being sterilized and cucked lol.
tl;dr:nobody should be forced to watch this movie in order to review it, even PB Mall Cop mogs it, no diff.

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Why didn't Primal have any of these badasses in it? This is why the only good Genndy show was Samurai Jack.

 115094[Quote]>>115427>>115521

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>>115088 (OP)
>LS Mark
<Liked it
As expected coming from the ginger who lacks a spine and gets pegged by some mutt, he better keep up with that positive attitude so his mediocre pitch pilot gets picked.

 115427[Quote]>>115512>>115851

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>>115094
LS Mark likes dogshit like The Goys and Fairy Fail too https://youtu.be/t95a2DcmP_I?si=TIBxueSsFIKc_Jz0
so not a surprise.

 115512[Quote]>>115553

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>>115427
>comic
What in the dudebro retardness did I just fucking read?

 115521[Quote]>>115524

>>115094
marge what does this image have anything to do with this

 115524[Quote]>>115554

>>115521
Oney dated Veronica (Mark's current domme) for a bit before she left him for RicePirate. Then, she left Mick for Mark, and then she left Mark for Mick. Anyway, a bunch of bizzare love triangle bullshit happened and now Mark is getting his ginger minge blown out by Veronica on the daily. It's a whole heap of drama that no one should really even care about. Sucks for Oney, though, he's probably the only guy who I respect out of that situation, the Gaelic beast he is.

 115529[Quote]

he has good direction but not a good writer. he is a poor man's Ralph Bakshi.

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>>115512
The worst capeshit comic of all.

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>>115524
why do you hate the Irish? Redheads are hot af.

 115578[Quote]>>115589

>>115554
GEG I'm from Loch Garman, you sod. Fecking hate that Mark though, he's a bastard. Oney's our best representative on the interwebs.

 115589[Quote]

>>115578
oh alright
and yeah mark is a faggot

 115737[Quote]

Watch "Kiff" instead: >>115420 (OP)

 115851[Quote]>>116205

>>115427
fellow readcomicsonlineBVLL I knvvl

 116205[Quote]>>116361

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>>115851
ReadComicsOnline is faggoted af and spams porn constantly, you can't even read anything on it with that degenerate shart filling up the screen the second you click onto the page.
Read All Comics (where I got this and that page) mog tf outta that dead site.

 116213[Quote]>>116250

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>>115554
kill all rangas

 116250[Quote]

>>116213
^t. faggot heeb.

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>>116205
Yet comic-cels wonder what went wrong with their precious medium.

 116371[Quote]>>116380

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>>116361
Can we just bring horrifically beating women to death, for acting terribly out of line like this, back, please?

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>>116371
Me and youre mom



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