/soy/ - Soyjaks

Are you associated with nobaldi?

do you care about Nobaldi?

why do you care about SS13, nophono?
it's shit nophono cares about

what do you think about the noiphono

fake nophono albeit, real nophono owns a music label and has a face

>>13284865
I knew Nobaldi. He was on my rowing team at Harvard, we even competed in the Royal Henley Regatta. But I haven't seen him since 2004. Can't find any of his socials either.
>>13284866
I mean, he was my acquaintance, but I could never say I "cared" for him compared to some of my other friends.
>>13284867
I like the game. I even sent information to SsethTzeentach when he made xhis review. Haven't played in a few months though, but I wrote a chapter about SS13 in Shit Nophono Cares About 4.
>>13284879
I designed the Noiphono, so I think it's amazing.
>>13284882
The Nophono you speak of is a fake Nophono.

Is there anything you don’t care fan about?

Why do you care about all this things?

what do you think about oreos

>>13284907
I don't care fan about cryptocurrencies. Always seemed too risky for me…
>>13284909
Because if I don't care, then no one else will.
>>13284912
>>The Nophono you speak of is a fake Nophono even though the nophono creepypasta is literally AI generated meanwhile i have actual proof of nophono the musical label owner

>>13284957
>Because if I don't care, then no one else will.
That goes hard

>>13284956
I care about Oreos. I am friends with Nojak. I think that new FPE thing with Miss Circle and oreos is an L bait thoughever like it's not funny as bait from a bait perspective.

>>13284976
Who is Everyboldy?

>>13284990
You said "nabaldi" instead of "nobaldi" epic FAIL.
>>13284992
I have not met Everyboldy. Didn't he get in court trouble for beating his girlfriend or whatever?

>>13285011
https://soyjakwiki.org/GET/soyjak.party#%2Fint%2F

what do you think of the >>>int/222222/ get

and oreos

do you care about F1?

Do you care about some things more than others?

nophono, do you care for opinion of people around you?

Can you please stop broadcasting your evil ass puppet show? My pet goonhitler got cancer from it.

>>13285023
I care about many things.
>>13285024
I don't think Vlodson is the worst variant ever. But it does have a forced kind of vibe.
>>13285028
I used to not care about F1, but I care about it this year because Verstappen doesn't win every single game anymore and now there's stakes.
>>13285034
Yes. For example, no 'teen cares more about Japanese Baseball than I do. Lot's of sportsbetting money to be made.
>>13285037
If you mean other people's opinion of me, yes, I do care. I try to be the best person I can be. If I didn't care I'd just be some loser I guess.
>>13285038
My puppet show is not evil. Your Goonhitler probably got cancer because you live in Belarus and radiation from the Chernobyl is leaking into your house, now that Russia blew a hole into Reactor 4's radiation shield.

>>13285078
Just to clarify, I accidently said "The Chernobyl" here. I meant just "Chernobyl". I was typing fast. I am American and not ESL.

What’s the meaning behind “care fan about”? Why are the words arranged like that

>>13285108
Nophono is an eslgemmy or something

nophono, is skin colour important to you?

>>13285108
"Shit Nophono Cares Fan About" is the Lesotho-Soyspeak Creole translation of my original first book, "Shit Nophono Cares About". It's a long linguistic story. Let's just say it involves shit hitting a fan.

What do you think of this giga variant?

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.

>>13285133
Why is shit hitting fans? Who is this ‘shit’?

The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono
Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).

Who He Was:
Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.

The Project:
He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.

The Tragedy:
The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.

In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.

In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.

The Transformation:
This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.

The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.

>>13285136
JeetGPT nigger bable

^schizobabble above
We all love you Nophono

>>13285143
NordicGPT cracker bable

>>13285147
Seethe cope and dilate

Have you ever met Gigafly before?

>>13285129
I wouldn't say it's unimportant. But I also don't believe that Africans are inherently dumber because of skull measurements or whatever the graph you saw on Discord once says. I know some smart black people, Neil DeGrasse Tyson for example. Another thing to consider is that not every black man has a "BBC". Most of the time it's the same size as a Caucasian penis. It just happens to be that a plurality of 9+ inch penises belong to Africans.
>>13285135
Not terrible. Definitely forced. Stuff like this contributes to the endless /soy/ conflicts.
>>13285136
Only some of this is true. But there's even more you DON'T know about me.
>>13285142
Socioeconomic reasons. And by "shit" I mean feces, as in caca.
>>13285143
Some of this is what my father did, not me.
>>13285147
I can be in your nightmares. But also in your most pleasant of dreams.
>>13285158
I know. I love you too
>>13285194
Yes. He is one of my deepest friends. and oreos

>>13285239
You’re friends with Oreos?

>>13285259
Well, yes. But also I had the Nojak nameroll, which as you know, adds "and oreos" to the end of your post.

Upgem

what are your opinions on people who use armour lock in Halo Reach?

when will you play Sharty Station 13 again? or something