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>Quote is going to deport me in 4 months if I don't do something useful for the world. I've constantly have been gave gems by the government due to how I saved the nation, but now I just feel like a 3rd world immigrant on benefits. What the fuck do I do with my life..
>If only there was a way…

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>*Sits down*
>Good evening, mister Cob Onions-son.
<just call me Cobson. Everyone else does it, why not you.
>Whatever, what I'm here to ask you is something more straightforward. What have you done, after saving the 'party?
<Oh.. uh….
<I quit my job and began using the government money I get to go on 5 star vacations.
>…
>Cobson.. I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are acting like a 3rd world shitskin with benefits.
<Well I saved the 'party, I think I-
>IS THAT WHAT YOUR ONLY DEFENSE? YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU DONT GET A JOB BEFORE SEPTEMBER IM FUCKING DEPORTING YOU TO 4CUCK /B/
<
>Exactly. No more government funding. You will have to make a living yourself.
>*walks away*

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>I don't know what I should do.. If I try to take a public job like 'Donald's or 'Esco ill probably be harrased nonstop.
>Hmm..
>Wait a minute.. I have enough money to create basically any job I want!
>Hmm..
>I've fucking got it. There's only one way to retain my popularity while having a job. Everyone's gonna love this

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>And then I flew to London in search of the.. I fell tower or whatever its called, and little to no one's surprised, that filthy Euro was on top of the tower swirling all kinds of noises.
<Amerimutt I think he is just esl fnf
>Whatever. As I was gonna say-
^*Advertising boards flicker and turn into a countdown*
>MARGE WHATS HAPPENING
<Probably some celebrity concert like K pop demon hunters or something
>Makes s-
^SOYJAKS, ASSEMBLE for the news I am about to bring to you. I'm very sorry for everyone - especially that crybaby Quote - for being selfish for thermbo years. But I'm BACK. And I'm beginning the Channel that will save TV. (Not /tv/, but I could if I was allowed). I'm God here, and turn on TV to channel 148 This Tuesday to recive the most GEMMIEST, MOST VANTAWHITE shows you will ever see!
^^✡️🟡 oyy a goy took over the board
^NO WAIT ST-
(Reverts back to normal)
>I didn't understand a single thing he said.
<Well I DID. And I'm flying back to Canada tomorrow to watch his TV Programme. How about you?
>I'm staying in the land of the free burgers
<Kill yourself jartycuck.

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Tuesday, 6.30pm
>It's 6:30pm.. this means it's the Thermbo hour yet Cob' hasn't began the show yet.. Am I sure this is the right channel?
>*checks*
>[Channel = 148] [Title = The Channel That Saved TV] [Connection = Decent]
>Is that nigger gonna start the show or wh-
[Programme Begin]
<Hello Nusois, sorry that I never stated the time I would begin airing the show because those filthy kikes terminated my broadcast earlier. But if you guessed that I would be hosting this during Thermbo Hour, you actually might be an aryan!
<Anyways, I'm God here, and this is the first broadcast of the Channel That Saved TV! Please enjoy this show I have put together for the occasion.

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<Epic ass jingle

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>HEY TRANNY YOU WILL NEVER E A WOMAN
<HEY CHUDDY YOU ARE STILL BROWN AS FUCK
>I HOPE YOU OVERDOSE ON ESTROGEN AND DOE
<I HOPE YOU GET MURDERED BY A BUNCH OF GANGSTERS WHILE YOU WALK IN THE D-
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
>…
>Tranny did you hear that
<Of course I did heckin chud
>Should we go investigate?
<I guess so

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^AHHH HELP MWAMWA DWADWA
^^Don't worry you wil make my perfec lita' cosplay o algo
Chud and Tranny arrive in a truck
>TRANNY ARE YOU FUCKING SEEING THIS
<I AM SEEING THIS INFACT CHUDDIE
>CAN WE FUCKING DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE????
<ALRIGHT ILL TRY HOLD ON
Troonella approaches the Jartycuck
<LEAVE THE FUCKING BABY ALONE
^^But saar i thought you guys were pedos like mi o algo
>kek I shouldn't be laughing at this
<NOT ALL OF US ARE PEDOPHILES HOW RETARDED ARE YOU
^^saar I didn't understand anything are you here for 'p
<NO IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU PERVERTED FREAK [dials 999]
^^Oyyy (Throws baby into his car)
>TRANNY GET THEM
<I CANT IM TOO FUCKING WEAK
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ILL TRY AS WELL

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Jartycuck gets into the car
>CHUD DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUN YOU USUALLY CARRY WITH YOU?
<Yeah? why?
>SHOOT THE TIRES DOWN I LEARNED THAT IT CAN DO SOMETHING VIA MY HECKIN AWSOME STEAM GAMES
<Alrighty.
Chud loads the gun
<Ok… (aims at tire)
>CHUD JUST SHOOT THE TIRE ALREADY
<STOP BEING IMPATIENT NIGGER
>Alright alright.
<…..
<(Chud shoots and hits the tire)

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>Ok the police should be here to arrest him soon should we-
<Relax. I know exactly what to do.
>What?
Chud runs to the car
[Gunshots]
Chud runs back to tranny
^Thank yew fwor daving me
>Thank god the baby is safe. Where do we put it?
<I don't know just give him to the jannies to determine his parents
>..HIS???? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT ITS GENDER IS??
<KILL YOURSELF TRANNY NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT GENDRR AAAAHHHH
The End

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>Alright, thank you for tuning into this show. I will be broadcasting tomorrow as well. Stay tuned!
[CONNECTION END]

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