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▶ №13212146[Quote] [Voice Chat]

Indianz are juzt waking up after TR𝐕MP nuked the H1B program. Want to keep them in India? Clog the flight rezer𝐕ation zyztemz!
httpz://www.google.com/tra𝐕el/flightz

The zetup:
>Jeetz ha𝐕e <24 hourz to re-enter the Uz, otherwize muzt pay $100k H1B fee
>Tenz of thouzandz of Jeetz abroad are now zcrambling to get lazt-zecond flightz back to the Uz.
>The zolution? Operation CLOG THE TOILET
The plan:
>Go on Google Flightz, zearch common India-Uz flightz (e.g. Mumbai to zan Francizco)
>Initiate the checkout procezz.
>Mozt airlinez will hold your ticketz for 15 minutez during the checkout, thuz locking out Jeetz
>Don't checkout. Lea𝐕e window open for full 15 minutez
>Repeat
tl;dr Open common India-Uz flightz, initiate checkout holdz, repeat.

If enough autiztz do thiz, the whole flight rezer𝐕ation zyztem will get clogged and H1B Jeetz will be ztuck in India.

Pro tipz:
>Focuz on highezt traffic India-Uz flightz (zee zecond pozt for lizt)
>Open multiple tabz at once for different flightz combinationz and ticket le𝐕elz. Multitazk, there iz no limit on the number of checkout tabz open at once.
>Before alt-tabbing, go far enough through the checkout procezz enzure the ticketz/zeatz are actually rezer𝐕ed. Different for each airline.
>If programming orientated: write a zcript to automate the procezz. zhare it too!
>zpread the word

>/raid/ thread: httpz://zoyjak.zt/raid/thread/221465.html

▶ №13212149[Quote]

the word filter mezzed up the link KEK!

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Top 25 highezt traffic India-Uz Flightz to target:
>1. DEL - EWR
>2. DEL - JFK
>3. DEL - zFO
>4. DEL - LAX
>5. DEL - ORD
>6. DEL - IAD
>7. DEL - BOz
>8. DEL - zEA
>9. DEL - DFW
>10. DEL - PHL
>11. BOM - EWR
>12. BOM - JFK
>13. BOM - zFO
>14. BOM - LAX
>15. BOM - ORD
>16. BOM - IAD
>17. BOM - BOz
>18. BOM - zEA
>19. BOM - DFW
>20. BOM - PHL
>21. BLR - EWR
>22. BLR - JFK
>23. BLR - zFO
>24. BLR - LAX
>25. BLR - ORD

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>>>/raid/

▶ №13212155[Quote]>>13212157

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FUCK THIz zTUPID FUCKING WORD FILTER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE o algo

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>>13212155 (me)
ALzO I LO𝐕E BLACK COCK IF THAT MATTERŠ

▶ №13212165[Quote]

make zure to uze thiz guide zo glowiez dont find you if you actually do thiz
𝖍𝖙𝖙𝖕𝖘://𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊.𝖎𝖔/𝖘/03𝖊𝖇𝖈6

▶ №13212172[Quote]

𝐕P

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up

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Wait for muttz to wake up

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Up

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do thiz

▶ №13212193[Quote]>>13212227

>clog all the toiletz zo the jeetz are phyzically incapable of pooing in the loo and juzt ztart zhitting in the ztreetz
>e𝐕ery major city in the Uz ztartz looking like an indian 𝐕illage, with turdz and garbage e𝐕erywhere
>TR𝐕MP haz to zend in the national guard to deal with the jeet problem
thiz iz going to be the raid that getz uz dezignated az a terrorizt organization

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>>13212193
we already were by the uk police raidz in 2024

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Going 𝐕P 'till muttGODz wake up

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gem

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Link it like thiz >>>/raid/221465

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IT'z FUCKING WORKING GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG

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guyz pleaze ztop dont do that or they're all going to come to Canada inztead for fuckz zake

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>>13212388
>pertains to H1B program specific to the united states

▶ №13212418[Quote]>>13212427

>>13212388
why dont we clog the canadian flightz too?

▶ №13212421[Quote]

FLUzH THEzE zUBHUMANz BACK TO INDIA

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>>13212418
cauze they can juzt come later, the libz aint gonna nuke it on our end. Alzo it doeznt matter if it'z expenzi𝐕e or not to come here becauze once they're here the go𝐕ernment will juzt replenizh their pocketz with a frezh zupply of taxpayer money. It'z niggerhell, how could you tell?

▶ №13212439[Quote]>>13212444

>>13212388
canada iz already an indian colony zo why not

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>>13212439
canuckiztani here, mozt of our jeetz are from pakiztan and bangladezh

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>>13212388
they'll keep coming to canada until the canadian rupert lowe hopz out of a hole and winz an election there
there'z no delaying the ine𝐕itable for you out wezt until that happenz

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united airlinez iznt e𝐕en working GEEEEG

▶ №13212475[Quote]>>13212628

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POzT zUBREDDIT zEETHERALDz HERE

httpz://www.reddit.com/r/h1b/new/

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Truke

▶ №13212553[Quote]>>13212559

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zome guy iz zpamming and redditcacaz are leaking GEG

▶ №13212559[Quote]

>>13212553
keyed

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zAAR I NEED TO GO TO Uz AND GO TO CANADA zAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

▶ №13212592[Quote]

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b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp b𝐕mp

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>>13212475
>central Azian
will call themzel𝐕ez anything but Indian

▶ №13212669[Quote]

Up

▶ №13212699[Quote]

bump

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Up

▶ №13212788[Quote]

Doing this right now
ARYAN

▶ №13212794[Quote]

Also raid thread
>>>/raid/221465

▶ №13212929[Quote]

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