Wholesome W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!

[Hillel Hartmann]

holy shit noob PLEASE LEARN HOW TO USE A KNIFE
I CAN COOK BETTER THAN YOU FOR GODS SAKE

M-make your own thread then! Show us y-your skills, shroomer!

Moving on .....attempt t-two! Mix them ingredients t-together! Do it f-for great glory!

 

[Kars Roleplay Guy]

Fucking vile. It's offensive to Shitalalallalalalalalalalalians

 

[Onzikn]

It's literally the exact same kitchen, i don't wanna be a schizo who jumps to conclusions but maybe this was just hillel doing this on another site ? Might help explain what's going on.

Want to believe this because it would be funny

 

[Shroot]

I know its bait but I want to bite it

Gigafish

 

[LesothoSoldier1488]

ywnbaw

 

[Kars Roleplay Guy]

lionfields should do a video on this

 

[supersage]

Gigafish

Fuck you gigafish poster, don't you know gigafish literally has parasites in it? And represents the thinking of tounge louses very well? You think just because you can post gigafish, you can eat a fishes tounge? Fuck you!

 

[Onzikn]

lionfields

Literally who

 

[Shroot]

M-make your own thread then! Show us y-your skills, shroomer!

Moving on .....attempt t-two! Mix them ingredients t-together! Do it f-for great glory!


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You're supposed to use pasta water not fucking oil. Whoever made this video needs to stay away from the kitchen, especially as it's a man in a dress and moids shouldn't be allowed in foid safe spaces

 

['oggers]

Want to believe this because it would be funny

I really, really hope that i live in a world where Warrior-Z has a demented e-girlfriend who talks non stop about raping him with a strap-on and Hillel Hartman has been cross-dressing as anime girls and cooking on altchans for years and now it's just our turn.

 

[Kars Roleplay Guy]

Literally who

 

[Shroot]

Literally who

Not approved!

 

[waltuh]

M-make your own thread then! Show us y-your skills, shroomer!

Moving on .....attempt t-two! Mix them ingredients t-together! Do it f-for great glory!


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This looks fucking disgusting and you should kill yourself. Being a real woman is one thing but not being able to cook simple dishes properly is another.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

You're supposed to use pasta water not fucking oil. Whoever made this video needs to stay away from the kitchen, especially as it's a man in a dress and moids shouldn't be allowed in foid safe spaces

I made a mess....

 

[LesothoSoldier1488]

I made a mess....

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Write "FNF" on that board or gtfo

 

[Shroot]

I made a mess....

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This is clearly a guy you can see the Adam's apple on his neck

 

[Onzikn]

I made a mess....

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Post a shroom timestamp please. I want to believe this is real

 

[Kars Roleplay Guy]

This is clearly a guy you can see the Adam's apple on his neck

I would goon to it if he was a 7 ft tall buff and oiled up black man with a 30 cm BBC

 

[Kars Roleplay Guy]

Post a shroom timestamp please. I want to believe this is real

"it looks feminine enough" theory

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Dinner served! Until the n-next week!