So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess
It's complete! Here's Dreki Ormur in all his colorful glory. Silkscreen style commission~. @drekiormur
Not to me. Not if it's you.
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!!!!!!! I love dragons so here's dragon Treasure (character belongs to @peaceandlove26 )
Sad, oh well! (Alt backgrounds under the cut cause I’m indecisive)
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He was chosen for a second chance at life.
HRT should also give you a long, prehensile, slimy tongue. Scientists need to start focusing on this.
The Ancient Enchanted Kingdom Is Closed, Because The Super Moe Magical Fairy Prince Threw Up?!
if i was living bce i would get stoned to death so quick and so bad for trying to read spellbooks like literally just give me a little peak bro
i like that in jewish mysticism theres an angel named raziel whose title is basically "angel of secrets/mysteries" and the like main thing about him is that he apparently keeps giving books of forbidden spells and esoteric knowledge to humans. like seems like you might be bad at your job my friend.
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dateamonsterwork is slow, my apartment is hot, archive.org is down, now is the time to send me your recommendations for things i can read onlinearticles, essays, novels, short stories, whatever. if it looks interesting and i can read it for free online right now i will do it because brother i got nothing else to do and i want to get back into reading more.
dateamonsterReblogged grimoireoffolkloreandfairytaleslittlestpersimmonFollowALTwe are much alike #art#mer#centaurs#monster x monster
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dateamonsterReblogged monster-noisesash-rigbyFollow*tracing a heart on the glass of the large, fluid-filled tube containing the hulking alien being kept in stasis for scientific research* heyyy....is he single?#text#aliens
dateamonsterReblogged dragongirlsnoutdragongirlsweetieFollowwuen you see a drawing of a weird little creature but then it turns out it's a girl too it's like fuck yesssssssssss#text
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dateamonsterRebloggeddateamonsterFollowgoing into like one of the main monster enjoyer tags is always a really enlightening lesson in how multiple people can share a passion for the same subject and still have WILDLY different tastesdateamonsterto be clear this isnt at all a bad thing. there are some popular posts i fundamentally disagree with but mostly i just find the differences rly compelling. theres a top post right now thats something along the lines of "shout out to fat monsterfuckers" hell yea! im one of those! "who just want to date a huge monster who makes them feel small and dainty" hwuhuh???? i want to date a huge monster for a number of reasons but thats never been one of them lolidk sometimes i just find myself a little in love the spectrum of human experience and sexuality and how i can go into a single sentence post so sure of where its going and encounter a perspective completely different to my own#ungodly screeching
dateamonsterReblogged monstersflashlightanemiaFollowGoretober 2024 Day 25: Body HorrorMy stunning, beautiful Beelz #art#body horror
dateamonstergoing into like one of the main monster enjoyer tags is always a really enlightening lesson in how multiple people can share a passion for the same subject and still have WILDLY different tastes#ungodly screeching
dateamonsterReblogged grimoireoffolkloreandfairytalestheog-operaghostFollowpanna a netvor 1978#art#panna a netvor#beauty and the beast
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dateamonsterReblogged oni-amourhowliteartFollowALTMoonwatcher 🌕Commission for vamkitten on bluesky! :DHigher res, time lapse video, and drawing stage snapshots are up on my Patreon!#art#dragons