Tim: Kon texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said, "No, YOU'RE adorable."
Cassie: And?
Tim: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo.
Dick: Tim is like a machine——when he's awake, he's awake to work and to patrol and to do stuff, and when he's not...
Stephanie: He just powers down.
Dick: That's exactly what it is! He literally goes into sleep mode! It's like, "I'm gonna go into Sleep Mode". Like, he'll do it in his chair!
Bruce: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one dollar because you’re all I think about.
Selina: Have fun being broke, idiot.
incorrectbatfamAnonymous asked:One of your posts has been copied to youtube, figured you might want to knowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/DaXgExWtL1Q?si=CJtW0GqdR2L-idcbCongrats? My condolences?This happens all the time, I'm used to it. It's funny how so many people don't know what an incorrect quote is and think I'm stealing#breaching containment once again#if i wanted to steal i'd pick something i can sell#this? this is net zero profit#maybe even net negative with all the time i've wasted#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#personal#youtube shorts… See all
incorrectbatfamDick: Isn't it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? Not that you would know 'cause it's me but can you imagine?#source: tumblr#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
incorrectbatfamJason: There is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with.#source: tumblr#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#red hood and the outlaws#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw swearing… See all
incorrectbatfamIn Gotham, Ivy League just means you've gotten the nod of approval from Pam#pamela isley#poison ivy#batfamily#batfam#batman#batman family#gotham city sirens#gotham rogues#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#shitpost
incorrectbatfamBruce: Listen up, everyone. We had a murder this morning. The victim was found at 8:45 by a dog walker who let herself into his apartment.Bruce: *shows a picture of the crime scene*Dick: Oh my God, it's Two-Face and Joker. This is the work of the Joker and Two-Face, my white whales. They've finally resurfaced.Bruce: Not this again.Dick: Yes, this again. Those two have been on a murder spree for the past ten years and every time they kill someone, they taunt me. Look, there's a deck of cards. Bruce: You say that whenever there's cards at the crime scene. You know how many people own cards, Dick?Dick: Then explain this: Two-Face's catchphrase is "Deuces are wild." Now, look around the apartment. Two chairs, two paintings, two pillows.Bruce: There are three lamps. Dick: You think Joker and Two-Face care about lamps? You sound so dumb right now. This is why you don't have an arch nemesis, Bruce, because you focus on the wrong details. Bruce: Maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes. #source: brooklyn nine nine#dick grayson#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#joker#harvey dent#two face#gotham rogues#dc villains#dc comics#tw murder… See all
incorrectbatfamDamian: *searching under the couch*Damian: I've lost my marbles. Tim: Everyone suspected as much. Damian: Well, I hope somebody finds them.[later that night]Damian, jolting awake: HEY!#source: calvin and hobbes#damian wayne#robin#tim drake#red robin#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
incorrectbatfamAnonymous asked:my favourite jason todd moment is when he got knocked out by a can of beansJason: *gets knocked out by a can of beans*Tim: *gets whacked with a loaf of bread*Bruce: *gets egged*Steph: *gets slapped with bacon*Dick: *gets hits by a sausage link*Cass: *dodges the black pudding*Duke: *slips on a stick of butter*Damian: *gets pelted with mushrooms*Alfred: Who keeps throwing my breakfast?#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#bruce wayne#batman#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#headcanon… See all
incorrectbatfamALTALTALTALTALTALTALTALTALT#stephanie brown#spoiler#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#cassandra cain#orphan#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#clark kent#superman#bart allen#impulse#justice league#young justice#dc comics#dc edit… See all
incorrectbatfamBruce: What are you all doing here?Dick: You didn't think we would give up that easy, did you?Bruce: That's exactly what I thought. I'm genuinely surprised to see you here.#source: abbott elementary#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics… See all
incorrectbatfamTim: Can I speak with you about a personal matter?Damian: Normally no, but given that there’s only twenty minutes left until the end of human existence... also no.#source: parks and rec#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw apocalypse… See all
incorrectbatfamRebloggedincorrectbatfamFollowAnonymous asked:Dick: For this particular mission we can't use our regular codenames, so we'll be assigning people movies based on the year they were born. You may refer to me as Austin Powers. Babs is Birdcage. Cass, you'll be Fellowship.Cass: :DJason: Wait, Cass and I were born in the same year, so...Damian: Shut up, Shrek.incorrectbatfam answered:Dick: LEGO Movie, just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it like that. Damian: Tt. Duke: I have a question. Dick: Yes, Another Cinderella Story starring Selena Gomez? Duke: Why did Tim and Steph get to pick their own names? Dick: Hairspray and Happy Feet made a bet with each other and they both lost. #dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#barbara gordon#oracle#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics… See all
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incorrectbatfamCassandra: Don’t worry about me. I’m pretty, but tough. Like a diamond.Cassandra: Or beef jerky in a ball gown.#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#cassandra cain#orphan#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw food mention
incorrectbatfamHal: Hey, did you guys see the dude I brought in today? The drug dealer? 81 years old. I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career. Ollie: I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he'd die in my back seat. Or flash me. Bruce: My oldest collar was 78 but the Joker venom made her fight like she was 20. Clark: What about two 50-year-old twins? Does that count as a 100-year-old?Ollie: No good.Bruce: No.Barry, walking in: You talking oldest bags? 68.Ollie: That's not that old. Barry: Yeah, but I was only twenty. Hal: Twenty? Were you even the Flash then?Barry: No, it was before I got my superpowers.Everyone: *confused*Bruce, realizing: Barry isn't talking about his oldest arrest.Everyone: Eww!#source: brooklyn nine nine#hal jordan#green lantern#oliver queen#green arrow#clark kent#superman#barry allen#the flash#bruce wayne#batman#justice league#batfamily#batfam#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect justice league quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw sex mention#nsfw… See all
incorrectbatfamRebloggedincorrectbatfamFollowYknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragementImagine that but likeRobin!Dick: *bap*Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*jackhawksmoorCreative RefuseTumblr#dick grayson#robin#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#dc fanart#animation#not mine#no id
incorrectbatfamBatgirl!Barbara: Hey Robin, where do you see yourself in five years?Robin!Dick, internally: Five years? I don't even know what I'm having for dinner. Wait... what am I having for dinner?Dick: Pizza!#source: tubby nugget#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#dickbabs#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw food mention… See all
incorrectbatfamBruce: Wanna get married?Talia: Okay, convert to Islam. Bruce: Okay, what do I do?Bruce: Do I have to sign up or make an account or what do I do?#source: texts from last night#bruce wayne#batman#talia al ghul#brutalia#batfamily#batfam#batman family#league of assassins#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
incorrectbatfamIdeas for new bat logos (part 2)#1: The JailALT #2: The Colorblind TestALT#3: The QR CodeALT#4: The Family PhotoALT#5: The Privacy CurtainALT#6: The Lunch ComboALT#7: The Huge NerdALT#8: The LossALT$9: The Budget CutALT#10: ALT#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#dc edit#edit is mine#crack#batposting#shitpost
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incorrectbatfamJason: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those. #source: tumblr#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
incorrectbatfamDuke: I'm watching a sports.Duke: The sports did good.Tim: Did the ball go?Duke: Dude it sure did.#source: tumblr#duke thomas#signal#tim drake#red robin#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
incorrectbatfamDoes Bruce ever bring home Dad Gadgets? Like he gets an air fryer and for the next 2 weeks that's how all their meals are made#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#shitpost
incorrectbatfamDick, using Tinder for the first time: Oh wow, people are really shallow.Roy: Consider it a background check. For example, do you have a death certificate?Dick: Not yet.#source: scott the woz#dick grayson#nightwing#roy harper#arsenal#teen titans#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw death mention… See all
incorrectbatfamAnonymous asked:How old r u i feel like I’ve been following you for a while. Unless ofc you don’t disclose any personal info I understand I'll be 25 this year#2000 baby#not dc related#personal#ask#anonymous
incorrectbatfamsweetlyrocks asked:batkids reactions to TikTok ban Alfred: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of somebody who has been like another member of our family. Somebody who lifted our spirits in times of need and provided advice in times of crisis. Our very own TikTok. Steph, in a black veil: *weeping* Tim: *hugs her* Duke, wistfully: I can still hear its AI voice. Barbara: Shh, it's okay. Bruce: May I say a few words? Alfred: Of course. Bruce: I didn't know TikTok well, and that is a regret I will carry for the rest of my days. But the way my family interacted with it, it's like it became a Robin on its own. I may not have much to say, but I will always remember the one-of-a-kind way it told Reddit stories on top of Subway Surfers. Jason, angry: It should've been me, damn it! Bruce: On behalf of all Americans, I would like to send my condolences to the Europeans, whose feeds will be dry without us. I would also like to send our regards—and data—to China, who has been supporting us through this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please sign up for RedNote. Cass, nodding: Anything but Meta. Dick: That's right. We'll figure it out together. Kate: *bursts in* Kate: We have a situation.Dick: What's up?Kate: TikTok's back.Steph: *screams*Tim: Don't mind her. It's always a shock to the widows. What happened, Kate? Kate: Lazarus Pit? Flashpoint? Who knows. The point is, TikTok is back. Dick: That's fantastic! Kate: I wouldn't celebrate so fast. It's back, but it's different. Bruce: What do you mean? Kate: We have to proceed with caution. TikTok is in its Red Hood era and the League of Assassins just scooped it up. Bruce: You heard her. To the Batcave! #dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#kate kane#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#shitpost#crack#tiktok ban#tiktok… See all
incorrectbatfamTim: Hey Jason, I forgot to put on the case file that the Greek prime minister is coming into Gotham tonight. Jason: Of course you did. Hey Duke, I need a new copy of Case #32. Tim can't do this fucking job. Duke: Heard. Barbara: Jason, I'm so sorry, the warehouse for your next sting was supposed to be a shipyard. Jason: No problem, Babs. Hey, Signal, drop me the new address for the sting. Duke: Heard. Barbara: Thank you, Jason. Jason: No problem. [later]Tim: Steph, this is so messed up. I just had Jason rip me apart for a mistake but give Barbara a pass 'cause she's a woman. Stephanie: It's not 'cause she's a woman. Look at Cass. Nobody fights with Jason more than her. Jason in the background, shouting: Do better!Cassandra, also shouting: Oh, like you're fucking perfect. Just write the report!Jason: Get out of my fucking office!Cassandra: It's not your fucking office!Tim: So what is it? Is Barbara just nicer?Stephanie: It's donuts. Tim: Donuts?Stephanie: Every Sunday, she brings the team donuts and Monster energy drinks all week. Tim: So why don't you do that?Stephanie: I do it in reverse. After I fuck up, I bring them things after the shift.Tim: I see. What about Cass?Stephanie: She likes to fight. Cassandra: Jason, get ready, 'cause I'm about to bring you fifteen Arkham escapees. All Rogues, no henches. Enjoy!Jason: Aw fuck, come on! #source: tiktok#source: bistro huddy#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#duke thomas#signal#barbara gordon#oracle#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw swearing#batposting#shitpost… See all
incorrectbatfamOne thing I rarely see in injury and chronic pain fics is the grief that comes with missing out on stuff you love because you can no longer do them without hurting yourself. Writers who have been disabled their whole lives (or at least a long time) tend to forget that not all disabled people are used to being disabled. For able-bodied characters, especially athletic ones like vigilantes, a serious injury could mean a jarring change that includes giving up the things that mean the most to them. I was physically fine until I was 18. Back then, my sense of self was entwined with interests that required a lot of movement and dexterity. I started doing MMA in middle school for self-defense. I loved parkour and even had a few hundred subscribers on my old YouTube channel. I learned to shoot and was gifted my first gun when I was 16. I took up multiple instruments. You get the idea. My motorcycle accident fucked up the joints on my left side—my knee and shoulder especially, but also wrist to an extent. When it first happened, I thought I'd be on crutches for a bit but things would eventually get back to normal. The pain didn't go away even after I got rid of the crutches but I figured it was just residual and I should do what I'd been doing before. It's why I turned to substances—to block the pain and do what I love, but that's another topic. I didn't recognize my injury as a disabling thing until the end of the pandemic, when I put my parkour channel on an indefinite hiatus because it was seriously wearing my body down. It might sound silly to you but I was devastated. It's like if Spider-Man wasn't allowed to swing from buildings. It took me a long time to make peace with losing that part of me. Another piece of that grief is even when you can do stuff, it's not the same because you have to exclude certain aspects of it for your own health. It's like the Robin that died and came back wrong. I can't use certain gym equipment and I have to tell my sparring partners what to avoid. I don't go to the shooting range much now because I can't extend my arm and hold a rifle for the amount of time it takes to aim without it starting to hurt. I'm a drummer, but I need breaks throughout the setlist and I can't do anything too fast or complex with the pedals, which means I can't play some of my favorite songs and my band is limited in what we write and perform. I can't take my motorcycle on road trips without frequent rest stops. Making accommodations helps physically, but emotionally, they're not always easy to accept because that means accepting the pain as a long-term disability rather than a temporary setback. This got super long because I think it's unexplored in fics so some tips for creators: First, learn how the body works and how stupidly fast and easy it is to get hurt. Mine was on a residential road because I didn't pay attention for 0.2 secondsLearn the difference between internalized ableism and being upset over becoming disabled. I think a lot of writers skip over the feelings someone would naturally experience because it can be construed as ableism. Let them be in denial, sad, angry, etc. upon finding out because acceptance almost never happens right away. That's different from being a dick to themselves or others based on disability Also, not everyone uses the same labels or has the same vocabulary to describe themselves. Different characters will have different ways of describing depending on their personality, level of knowledge, where they come from, and their relationship with their disability. I still don't really call myself disabled since I don't have it as bad as others so I tell people what happened instead (anyone who says "differently abled" will receive a different ability from me in the Denny's parking lot)Think about how they cope with their new disability. Do they realize it's a disability right away? Do they talk to someone? Search desperately for a cure? Numb the pain? Turn to alternative methods? Do they worry about something else first, like money? Do they develop something else because of it, like a mental illness? Again, coping poorly is not ableismWhat stays the same and what changes? I think about the difference between Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan after they were both wounded in battleIf they have a passion they can no longer pursue, it doesn't make much sense for them drop it so readily. Maybe they find a way to continue with accommodations (a good place to get creative!). Maybe they try and push through anyway. If they do ultimately resign, include the thought process and internal conflict behind it#writers on tumblr#writeblr#writing#writing advice#writing tips#creative writing#fanfic tropes#fanfic#fanfiction#comic fandom#multi fandom#fandom#injury#chronic pain#disability#disabilties#disabled#dc comics#marvel#personal#writing resources#writing reference#grief#opinion#tw swearing#long post… See all
incorrectbatfamRebloggedincorrectbatfamFollowWally: Without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour.Dick: Aww.Barbara: The fuck?#source: incorrect quotes ideas#wally west#kid flash#dick grayson#nightwing#barbara gordon#oracle#batman#birdflash#teen titans#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics… See all
incorrectbatfamRebloggedincorrectbatfamFollowBruce: One of my kids used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. lordcryosrealmoftrashAlright so who do we think it was?Steph42.1%Jason17%Tim17.1%Duke6.6%Dick11.6%Cass2.4%Damien1.9%Babs1.2%Final result from 741 votes#reblog#poll#not mine
incorrectbatfamBruce: One of my kids used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. #source: twitter#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#harper row#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw swearing… See all
incorrectbatfamAnonymous asked:YOU CAN DOWNLOAD A BATMOBILE???Tim did#tim drake#red robin#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#dc comics
incorrectbatfamRipley's Believe It or Not comes to Gotham and immediately loses money bc they're the blandest thing in the city#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#gotham rogues#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#shitpost