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GOP State Senator Says Trans People Tricked Him Into Having Gay Sex

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The Republican Party has been rocked with yet another sex scandal, this time from Idaho State Senator Ralph Whittington, whose former mistress today released a secret tape she recorded several months ago of Whittington screaming at her to terminate an accidental pregnancy, which he has blamed on the transgender community.

The scandal is particularly newsworthy considering Senator Whittington is a vocal critic of LGBTQ+ rights, abortion, and women in general.

Responding to the sex scandal, Whittington first claimed the video was fake news, though, after its authenticity was confirmed, he claimed he had been tricked into wanting the abortion by what he called the “Trans Mafia.”

“Folks, you know me, I’m the biggest follower of Jesus in Idaho,” Whittington said in a video he released soon after the tape was publicized. “I know that the tape sounds bad and icky, but I’ll be 100% honest with you all: it has been released totally out of context. You see, I’ve been blackmailed by the Trans Mafia for several weeks now because they know I live for Christian values.”

Whittington sighed before launching into his explanation.

“It all started a little while ago when I went to a gay club undercover to try and figure out what the Trans Mafia…

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So, where's the satire?

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The scandal is particularly newsworthy considering Senator Whittington is a vocal critic of LGBTQ+ rights, abortion, and women in general.

Never underestimate the outrage of a hypocrite.

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A complete rational explanation...
If you're a Republican Christian Nationalist!

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