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Slim Shady opened her eyes. She had just attempted to travel into the future to meet with the modern-day Eminem of 2024. The bright light blinded her eyes as she was morphing into an immortal, coming through the portal. Very soon she would be in the future, having a fight the looks of which haven't ever been imagined with the future version of herself, she had to prepare.
Finally her feet touched the solid ground. Eminem looked around. It was a regular street somewhere in America, not the same location she dispatched from but faintly recognisable. There was no future version of herself to be seen, though. Mathers hurried to a nearby shop to ask the people if she got into the right place. A tall black man exited the shop. Even from afar Eminem could see a giant bulge in his cargo pants. Remembering the time she got BLACKED by every single member of D12, her mouth began to water, but she had to get these thoughts away. She had to prepare for a fight after all!
Trying to forget her BBC addiction, Slim came up to the man. He looked at her with annoyance.
"Yo, big guy", she asked, "what time is it? And what year is it?"
"Is you fucked in the head crakka?" the man asked. Shady took a closer look at him. His pocket was filled with things he shoplifted, and there was something white on his face. It wasn't cum like Eminem expected, but fentanyl.
"No, but I wanna get fucked", Mathers replied, not thinking about what she's saying. As the words left her mouth, she froze. By the looks of it, she could get beat up right now.
"I only like to shoot at pregnant women belly", the man answered. Shady was horrified. Thankfully she couldn't get pregnant because instead of a wet ass pussy she had a cute little girlcock that she loved feeling black men's tongues on. But even regardless of that, if he did that shit even to pregnant women, he could easily shoot anyone! And that thought… Slim hated it, but that thought made her panties get wet and sticky like a tropical forest.
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Suddenly a police siren sounded around the corner. A huge police car drove in front of the shop and a white man jumped out. Shady froze in horror, and so did the black man.
"Officer Derek Chauvin!" the man yelled, flashing his badge. "George Floyd, you're under arrest!"
"Fuck you nigga!" Floyd yelled. It seemed like he had a plan. He pulled something out of his pocket, and it was then that Eminem realised that the bulge in his pockets wasn't shoplifted items. It was a gun. Not thinking, George put it to Eminem's head and pulled her against him.
"If your crakka ass arrests me, I'm shooting this bitch!" he yelled. Mathers knew she was supposed to be terrified, but the proximity of his strong body made her leak. She didn't want to fight anyone anymore, she didn't want to go into the future, she only wanted one thing. BBC. Chauvin put his badge into his pocket and got out his walkie talkie to tell information to other policemen. Eminem started to struggle. Maybe she could make it out alive and get blacked by someone else. Floyd restrained her easily, the shuffling causing her skirt to pull up and reveal her thick ass. Derek didn't notice that, yelling into the walkie talkie. But Floyd surely did.
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"I like pregnant women…" he said, "and I can make you pregnant so I can shoot your belly."
"You can't!" Mathers yelled, but Floyd didn't understand her. He thought she meant she just didn't want to be fucked, not that she couldn't physically become pregnant. So George pulled her panties down and slapped her ass.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Chauvin yelled. But Floyd didn't care. He unzipped his trousers and got out his monster BBC. He spat between Eminem's cheeks and put his cock inside her ass because he didn't look where he was putting it. Mathers yelped. She loved it. Floyd pushed it deeper inside her ass, grunting like a gorilla. His BBC hit her prostate and her gock squirted a clear gush of precum over her thighs.
Her ass squeezed his cock so tight, and he slapped it as he moved, dropping his gun and letting it fly to the ground. Slim tried to touch her girldick, but George slapped her hands away.
"That's fucking it!" Derek yelled. "I'm arresting you nigga!"
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>>13198347True, usually I write better. But I didn't have practice in writing since May and I use this as an exercise to get back on track
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That's when George pushed his fentanyl-enchanced BBC so deep that Shady screamed, and his cock reached such a tight place that the stimulation on his dicktip was too much and his orgasm approached. A nuclear explosion ripped through his dick as it pushed wave after wave of cum into Eminem's ass.
"Get down!" Chauvin ordered. He didn't like that he was forced to watch niggerrapestranny.mp4 in real life. But Shady didn't understand that it was directed at Floyd because she was cock-drunk to the extreme and only thought of one thing: cumming. Therefore get down she did. She placed her cleanly shaved ass that still leaked cum right on Floyd's face. Cum flowed into his mouth and nostrils and tgirl ass blocked his airways.
"I CAN'T BREATHE!" George yelled. But Shady didn't hear shit. She stroked her cock in bliss, loving how his tongue moved against her hole.
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>>13198554>i can't breathe reference in the eminem x floyd fanfickino and oreos
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Floyd choked. Derek yelled. Eminem gooned. Her soft trained hands in combination with Floyd's lips and tongue felt heavenly, and the kbowledge that the black bvll was slurping up his own cum made her even harder and leakier. It continued for 8 minutes 46 seconds. On the 47th second a bubble burst in her stomach, and she came in pure bliss, splattering all over George's trousers. She got up on shaky legs, putting her gock back in her panties and fitting the precum-covered skirt over herself.
It took a moment to shake the post-orgasm numbness from her eyes, but when she looked down, Floyd wasn't breathing. The realisation of what she did hit her like a freight train. She served black bvlls all her life, and now one of them was dead because of her! She started crying. Derek came her way. Shady didn't even protestz she felt in her heart she deserved the arrest. Chauvin opened his mouth and started talking. Slim was prepared for the worst, but what he said startled her.
"Thank you for helping me neutralise this dangerous nigga!" he said. "You have done a great service to me, the police force and all Americans! We'll make sure to reward you accordingly."
"What? Really?" Eminem blinked in shock. She didn't expect that at all. "So you won't arrest me?"
"Nigga that's nuts! Of course I won't! We've been trying to get his ass for years, but now your ass got him!" Chauvin said. "You can go now, if you want, you'll become a hero regardless. I just have one last thing to ask."
"What is it?" Mathers asked, still feeling guilty but at least not afraid anymore. She will just return back and let Dre spank her for being a bad girl and then fuck her ass, and nobody would ever find out about anything.
"What's your name?"
"Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady!
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady!"
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/71051886I just posted it, feel free to give it a kudos if you liked it
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Eminem rape is gooder than FPE
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Worst day of the event. It's either a)frogfaggotry or b)Eminemposter waking up and posting such brimmy slop that it would kill an oldfag
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I really worked hard on this
