R: 0 / I: 0
Was root a real woman though
Was root a real woman though
R: 6 / I: 1
>GOTTA BLAST A NIGGERS HEAD OFF
>GOTTA BLAST A NIGGERS HEAD OFF
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
📥︎
📥︎
R: 0 / I: 0
How so I shrink my pecker without hrt?
How so I shrink my pecker without hrt?
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone have a good rape tutorial? Ive been trying to get into the rape fandom but its been pretty hard, if anybody has any tips I would appreciate the help.
Does anyone have a good rape tutorial? Ive been trying to get into the rape fandom but its been pretty hard, if anybody has any tips I would appreciate the help.
R: 0 / I: 0
Nutty toss
Nutty toss
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 1
Niggers 2 releases in ONE DAY!
Niggers 2 releases in ONE DAY!
R: 0 / I: 0
I've been holding in my rasin for 3 days
So much gas is backing up
It's going to be explosive and hopefully nice and fermented
I've been holding in my rasin for 3 days
So much gas is backing up
It's going to be explosive and hopefully nice and fermented
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>
>
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hoi maya
>Hoi maya
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
Oreos and oreos
Oreos and oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>hoi goys
>hoi goys
R: 2 / I: 0
Orany
Orany
R: 0 / I: 0
>rape
>rape
R: 1 / I: 0
nusois don't know aviation
nusois don't know aviation
R: 1 / I: 0
Nusoikoopatroopas will never be able to retire in the post-Trump economy and that's sad!
Nusoikoopatroopas will never be able to retire in the post-Trump economy and that's sad!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Going to retire for the night, please others take after me while I'm gone kay?
Going to retire for the night, please others take after me while I'm gone kay?
R: 0 / I: 0
Kamikadze Mymy!
Kamikadze Mymy!
R: 1 / I: 0
>ending sentences with !
>ending sentences with !
R: 2 / I: 0
what kind of memes do you really like?
what kind of memes do you really like?
R: 1317 / I: 315
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 0 / I: 0
>When you're given unlimited thread permission by root to spam the catty because you are a froGOD
>When you're given unlimited thread permission by root to spam the catty because you are a froGOD
R: 2 / I: 1
How to roll alica everytime
How to roll alica everytime
R: 0 / I: 0
*braps*
*braps*
R: 2 / I: 0
Is this a gem?
Is this a gem?
R: 3 / I: 0
raisin
raisin
R: 8 / I: 3
VNC THREAD
GAS THE KIKES
VNC THREAD
GAS THE KIKES
R: 0 / I: 0
>ias
>ias
R: 34 / I: 3
Dubs deside if I draw pregnant soytan gemmies
Dubs deside if I draw pregnant soytan gemmies
R: 1 / I: 0
>when you run a pepe post generator that bots on 'sharty over 400 times a week
>when you run a pepe post generator that bots on 'sharty over 400 times a week
R: 0 / I: 0
not enough frog threads
not enough frog threads
R: 0 / I: 0
add babybot back pls
add babybot back pls
R: 0 / I: 0
Have you checked your 'c recently?
Have you checked your 'c recently?
R: 2 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/2cmx2z96-_I?si=gqQHNyFsSCbbjQqu
<Woman gets doxxed for saying x-ray vision for grippers
<Also had a miscarriage and was made fun of
This happened on Instagram when will retards learn how easy doxxing is.
https://youtu.be/2cmx2z96-_I?si=gqQHNyFsSCbbjQqu
<Woman gets doxxed for saying x-ray vision for grippers
<Also had a miscarriage and was made fun of
This happened on Instagram when will retards learn how easy doxxing is.
R: 0 / I: 0
Confessions thread
R: 3 / I: 0
hi hello?? hi why soyjack look funny huh???
imp soyakc
hi hello?? hi why soyjack look funny huh???
imp soyakc
R: 1 / I: 0
Let's Kill N*gger
Let's Kill N*gger
R: 2 / I: 0
If you think about it for a moment, Nophono book is like the Alfred to AI gigachad if he was batman
If you think about it for a moment, Nophono book is like the Alfred to AI gigachad if he was batman
R: 3 / I: 0
SPAM IT NOW
>NO SAR YOU CANNOT SPAM IT
JANNY IS DELETING SPAM OFF THIS THREAD
https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/734428.htmlSPAM IT NOW
>NO SAR YOU CANNOT SPAM IT
R: 13 / I: 4
Big Boss thread
Big Boss thread
R: 0 / I: 0
All hail your overlords
All hail your overlords
R: 0 / I: 0
Why did niggers name their dick after the British Broadcasting Channel?
Why did niggers name their dick after the British Broadcasting Channel?
R: 2 / I: 0
Notice how no one is fighting back against the pepe spam
Nusois can't even, shut the 'sharty ('zarty) down GEG
Notice how no one is fighting back against the pepe spam
Nusois can't even, shut the 'sharty ('zarty) down GEG
R: 22 / I: 3
>sending people to BBC alley
>sending people to BBC alley
R: 50 / I: 8
>nusois don't roll the new namerolls
GEGGGGGGGGG
>nusois don't roll the new namerolls
GEGGGGGGGGG
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck niggers
fuck niggers
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
SOIFUCKS……..
SOIFUCKS……..
R: 1 / I: 1
I am now automatically breathing after over 5 years of manually breathing
I am now automatically breathing after over 5 years of manually breathing
R: 1 / I: 0
Frog thread
Frog thread
R: 7 / I: 0
'zellig is apparently having a new episode tomorrow
no im not joking.
'zellig is apparently having a new episode tomorrow
no im not joking.
R: 1 / I: 1
YOU MUST DIE
YOU MUST DIE
R: 5 / I: 1
i hate beverages
i hate beverages
R: 5 / I: 0
Going extinct turns me on
I'm sorry for being white
Going extinct turns me on
I'm sorry for being white
R: 1 / I: 1
>Gigaqooting 'ng 'o 'p
>Gigaqooting 'ng 'o 'p
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Pvland vvon
Pvland vvon
R: 0 / I: 0
I will never be a simp
I will never be a simp
R: 25 / I: 6
Racist, transphobic bigots should not be allowed here. This is a trans safe space. it will ALWAYS be that way. in no way AT ALL should it matter that im trans btw
Racist, transphobic bigots should not be allowed here. This is a trans safe space. it will ALWAYS be that way. in no way AT ALL should it matter that im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 0
This Texas btw
Definitely no spics
This Texas btw
Definitely no spics
R: 50 / I: 7
do you soy people have any suggestions for this
do you soy people have any suggestions for this
R: 0 / I: 0
shit board
shit board
R: 0 / I: 0
Sneedemgottem & Chuck Shiesty linked up! feed it or seed it??!
Sneedemgottem & Chuck Shiesty linked up! feed it or seed it??!
R: 7 / I: 4
*ahem*
*ahem*
R: 9 / I: 1
>if we put frooty in a industrial blender, how much orange juice would it come out?
>if we put frooty in a industrial blender, how much orange juice would it come out?
R: 3 / I: 0
yes I'm gigachad, how could you tell?
yes I'm gigachad, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 0
>get mario karted, nigger!
>get mario karted, nigger!
R: 7 / I: 1
hello! good evening to you people!
hello! good evening to you people!
R: 0 / I: 0
>NO SAR YOU CANNOT SPAM THE FURRY THREAD TO THE REPLY LIMIT NO NO DO NOT SAGE IT DO NOT SAGE THE THREAD ARE YOU MAD
>NO SAR YOU CANNOT SPAM THE FURRY THREAD TO THE REPLY LIMIT NO NO DO NOT SAGE IT DO NOT SAGE THE THREAD ARE YOU MAD
R: 5 / I: 1
going to eat burgers and bedder chedders right now, you guys want any fries with that?
going to eat burgers and bedder chedders right now, you guys want any fries with that?
R: 2 / I: 0
Test test
Test test
R: 34 / I: 6
The reason this site has so many weird people is because most normal goonslop is banned even if it's for context or for a joke meaning soytroons only goon to weird fetishes like obesity and farts because it's "TECHNICALLY NOT NSFW" meaning it can be spammed since jannies enforce rules robotically. I actually noticed this when Quote banned NSFW in the rules rework, in 2025 from there on people got these weird ass fetishes
The reason this site has so many weird people is because most normal goonslop is banned even if it's for context or for a joke meaning soytroons only goon to weird fetishes like obesity and farts because it's "TECHNICALLY NOT NSFW" meaning it can be spammed since jannies enforce rules robotically. I actually noticed this when Quote banned NSFW in the rules rework, in 2025 from there on people got these weird ass fetishes
R: 2 / I: 0
>no gemmies
>no gemmies
R: 0 / I: 0
night night xisters
I attached my selfie, how would you rate me?
night night xisters
I attached my selfie, how would you rate me?
R: 1 / I: 0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^root's sharty
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^root's sharty
R: 0 / I: 0
*no gemmies in sight*
sigh.
*no gemmies in sight*
sigh.
R: 1 / I: 1
YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY ALSO THANK THE BUS DRIVER
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS MEME
YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY ALSO THANK THE BUS DRIVER
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS MEME
R: 1 / I: 0
>Add /frhuvbrigdivhheroihgbviurehghviuhergb/
>Add /frhuvbrigdivhheroihgbviurehghviuhergb/
R: 1 / I: 0
I was hoping this era didn't get emulated
I was hoping this era didn't get emulated
R: 3 / I: 0
WHEN N4M3F4GG1NG ENDS PUT ALL NAMES INPUT DURING THIS TIME PERIOD AS A NAMEROLL, how could you tell?
WHEN N4M3F4GG1NG ENDS PUT ALL NAMES INPUT DURING THIS TIME PERIOD AS A NAMEROLL, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 0
Frogs make better soyboy material than soyjaks at this point
GEG shut the 'snarky down!
Frogs make better soyboy material than soyjaks at this point
GEG shut the 'snarky down!
R: 7 / I: 1
/jarty/GODS..
/jarty/GODS..
R: 2 / I: 1
>make her fatter
>make her fatter
R: 74 / I: 25
the Snarky poopy
the Snarky poopy
R: 2 / I: 1
coal log desu
coal log desu
R: 0 / I: 0
Ded! It's dead!
Ded! It's dead!
R: 5 / I: 2
>xitter makes better soyquotes than us
Shut it down
>xitter makes better soyquotes than us
Shut it down
R: 9 / I: 0
WE'RE ON THE TOK AGAIN
WE'RE ON THE TOK AGAIN
R: 50 / I: 24
Pixelplanet
PixelPlanet chat thread
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT if you roll Nojak or Miss Circle you consent to being 'nished by a janny and brutally sodomized by Rapeson.
ITT if you roll Nojak or Miss Circle you consent to being 'nished by a janny and brutally sodomized by Rapeson.
R: 10 / I: 3
ITT: if you roll Gigachad, you get 'oxed, 'aped and 'illed by whoever rolls Tiger Shark.
ITT: if you roll Gigachad, you get 'oxed, 'aped and 'illed by whoever rolls Tiger Shark.
R: 4 / I: 0
There's so much coal on the 'log… reportGODs… get to work
There's so much coal on the 'log… reportGODs… get to work
R: 1 / I: 0
Go outside
Go outside
R: 0 / I: 0
jannies won't let me say what I would do if I had my way with Root… hmph!
jannies won't let me say what I would do if I had my way with Root… hmph!
R: 1 / I: 0
Lotad
Lotad
R: 8 / I: 2
ITT we look for the most Satanic nigger brimstone L faps on the planet https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=wtf
ITT we look for the most Satanic nigger brimstone L faps on the planet https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=wtf
R: 4 / I: 1
Am I cute?
Am I cute?
R: 0 / I: 0
<Crashing this 'log with no survivors because I couldn't help my friends outside the safehouse and tanks are too hard and witches…. ohh those witches!
<Crashing this 'log with no survivors because I couldn't help my friends outside the safehouse and tanks are too hard and witches…. ohh those witches!
R: 0 / I: 0
sybau
sybau
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
Crashing this 'log with no survivors
Crashing this 'log with no survivors
R: 0 / I: 0
We need to post on /caca/ NOW so Quote doesn't kill it for being a dnb
We need to post on /caca/ NOW so Quote doesn't kill it for being a dnb
R: 10 / I: 2
ROOOOOOOOOOT ADD /HS/ HOMESTUCK PLEAAAAAAASE :33
ROOOOOOOOOOT ADD /HS/ HOMESTUCK PLEAAAAAAASE :33
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Why the fuck does /soy/ have sub 100 useless number and what's with this retarded spam on kway?
Why the fuck does /soy/ have sub 100 useless number and what's with this retarded spam on kway?
R: 0 / I: 0
steam engines
steam engines
R: 2 / I: 1
Humans (a.k.a. soyjaks) are almighty stronger than frogs and yet they always lose to frogs every single time.
Humans (a.k.a. soyjaks) are almighty stronger than frogs and yet they always lose to frogs every single time.
R: 0 / I: 0
Prepare for the shittiest log of the month
Prepare for the shittiest log of the month
R: 1 / I: 2
Do we "really" need to do this again?
Do we "really" need to do this again?
R: 0 / I: 0
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DO SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DO SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
R: 0 / I: 0
>bonesmashing your femoral bones as punishment for not growing enough
>bonesmashing your femoral bones as punishment for not growing enough
R: 1 / I: 0
what starts with n?
what starts with n?
R: 3 / I: 1
Quick, /soy/, let's create a /tfp/ colony.
Quick, /soy/, let's create a /tfp/ colony.
R: 0 / I: 0
DNB
DNB
R: 0 / I: 0
baskin robert trust fund band
baskin robert trust fund band
R: 0 / I: 0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<root sharty
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<root sharty
R: 2 / I: 0
I just woke up, why is the 'log a wasteland all of a sudden
I just woke up, why is the 'log a wasteland all of a sudden
R: 0 / I: 0
Now its time for the REAL froot experience
Now its time for the REAL froot experience
R: 0 / I: 0
>nusois want Donald Trump dead
Geg, shut the snarky raisiny down!
>nusois want Donald Trump dead
Geg, shut the snarky raisiny down!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 1
Greg Lansky, creator of OWNED here, AMA
Greg Lansky, creator of OWNED here, AMA
R: 2 / I: 1
>deleting a bunch of threads for no reason
>deleting a bunch of threads for no reason
R: 0 / I: 0
Pitbull website
Pitbull website
R: 0 / I: 0
>implementing Root era slowness and server instability as part of the event
>implementing Root era slowness and server instability as part of the event
R: 1 / I: 1
WE DEMAND YOU BRING BACK /NATE/ /FAP/ AND /PORN/ NOW
WE DEMAND YOU BRING BACK /NATE/ /FAP/ AND /PORN/ NOW
R: 2 / I: 1
Why log so empty
Why log so empty
R: 0 / I: 0
kill niggers
kill niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
Handcrafted and polished this nugem, and a stoner version.
Handcrafted and polished this nugem, and a stoner version.
R: 1 / I: 1
Are you kidding me
Are you kidding me
R: 1 / I: 0
>hitting your legs with a hammer to punish them for making you short
I do this
>hitting your legs with a hammer to punish them for making you short
I do this
R: 2 / I: 0
Rooty Root!
Rooty Root!
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
Contact the admins & announcements
Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
R: 607 / I: 423
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
jarty nigger lesotho adventure
You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
R: 891 / I: 331
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!
New thread because the old one is broken for some reason<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
R: 364 / I: 78
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 590 / I: 67
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 364 / I: 62
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 465 / I: 112
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 163 / I: 55
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2
You are fingerboyYou managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?