Love these toxic lesbians
Bug with a lot of hair yet it somehow looks so bald...
You don’t wanna live in the country where the funnyman on tv can’t mock dear leader
Me going to pet my dog Hazel: hiya Hazel—
My dog Junebug immediately running over to trample Hazel to death with her hooves:
bug who is like a bird (will only fly away) (doesn’t know where his soul is) (doesn’t know where his home is)
It's fun when there's a reference I don't understand in my inbox because like 15 people will instantly understand it and reblog it so much it gets more notes than all of my other posts in the past month
dontneedyourheroactReblogged onenicebugperdaymadeofklayFollowInktober #4! I just learned about the web-casting Ogre Spider, and they are INCREDIBLE.thoughtfulrobot@onenicebugperday #bugblr#oh you mean the spider with big beautiful anime girl eyes? yeah I love her
dontneedyourheroactReblogged florentinequilldanasculllyFollowOnly Murders in the Building | Season 5 Episode 4 - Dirty Birds
Written by Kristin Newman#okay maybe I’ll watch it
dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonynitwFollowdisco elysium is the best game ever made because never have i seen anything that sums up the way ppl on here talk about pacifism in the face of oppression more accurately than the kingdom of conscience vision questnitwlike i have seen this exact post on tumblr dot comnitwok this post has only been up for 4 hours but im starting to feel like some of you down in the notes are.......... missing the point here................. maybe reread the whole thing again and see if you can pick up on any signs of criticism? or irony? from both me and the text in the screenshots? maybe ask yourself whether ANY of the vision quests from disco elysium should be taken at face value? or if the inclusion of a political compass point system in the game at all serves some kind of...................... satirical commentary purpose?nitw"The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth."AHEM. COUGH COUGH#thank you op I will be rotating this post for the next 14 business days
dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonygrayintogreenFollowIt is pretty fun being a multi shipper because I’ll spend an episode of a show being like “damn really love the vibe of Blorbo and Bleebus this round time to reblog some fanart I hope they ruin each other” and by next episode it’ll be like “dang I suddenly understand Blorbo and Bleebina shippers now. Time to be unwell about that” and there’s just no warning at all. I don’t believe in shipping wars because I’m out here picking up spare meta in the middle of active combat like “dang they’re right those guys ARE narrative foils. What do you mean I’m behind enemy lines? They have cool shit over here.”
dontneedyourheroactRebloggednew-bug-ideasFollowBug who will acquire the estrogennew-bug-ideasFINALY OH MY GOD ONLY TOOK 5 YEARS#YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!#girl u manifested!!!!!
dontneedyourheroactRebloggednaturalist-journalFollow#bugblr
dontneedyourheroactReblogged sophiescarletthe-return-of-yagamimiFollowdontneedyourheroact@sophiescarlet what’s it like being the smartest person in history?#CONGRATS UR TAGS PASSED PEER REVIEW#William Marston: look at this utopia run by women. they can tell that you are lying when they tie you up. have you met my wives btw
dontneedyourheroactAnonymous asked:Equally unkind to demanding Jewish people leave the Diaspora is denying Jewish people our history and heritage because it doesn't fit in nice neat little boxes. Israel is the home we were exiled from by force, and Israel is the home that many of us have returned toI do not believe in denying Jewish people their history.Jewish people slaughtered giants and brought angels to their fucking knees. Jewish people called Yahweh’s bluff when ‘He Who Is Called I Am’ demanded the life of Isaac.Jewish people fought guerrilla wars against scum-sucking goose-stepping storm-trooping seig-heiling nazis. (despite what you may assume from current politics, the USA used to be a civilized society that viewed Nazis as faceless mooks that could be slaughtered with extreme prejudice, not ‘someone with a different opinion’ 🙄).In my Catholic school, for nine consecutive years, I was told that Jewish people were my cousins in faith.(I remember one year clearly — we were able to participate in Pesach. Not the Christian Passover, but Pesach, iykyk. My Catholic teachers were so excited when they told us that this is how Jesus, a Galilean Jew under Roman occupation, would have celebrated this tradition that is so familiar and so different at the same time.)I do not, however, believe in ethnostates or manifest destiny or whatever the fuck other excuse you have for slaughtering Palestinian children lmfao fuck you colonizer!!! The only Israelis I respect are the ones who are currently imprisoned by other Israelis for refusing to contribute to the European occupation of Palestine.You expect MY INDIGENOUS AMERICAN ASS to accept ‘well god told me this land belongs to me thousands of years ago?’BITCH??????SAY THAT IRL TO MY FACE!!!TELL MY INDIGENOUS ASS THAT THE WORD OF GOD OVERRULES NATIVE LAND CLAIMS. COME OVER HERE AND I TELL ME TO MY GODDAMN REDSKIN INJUN FACE THAT THE NATIVES ARE NOT ENTITLED TO THE LAND THEIR PARENTS LIVED ON.………*sigh*………in the words of Yeshua Ibn Maryam, my gentile ass’s all time favorite Jew: ‘what you do unto the least of my people, you do unto me.’#my post#free palestine#jews: does ‘eye for an eye’ mean an actual eye or the rough monetary equivalent of an eye#me: im kissing each on of you autists on the FUCKING mouth#I love jews I will die for jews I will NOT cape for israelis#I will not even pretend or play nice with you#my tax dollars give you free healthcare while I am fighting for my fucking life in the states I don’t give a FUCK about you#you are ACTIVELY stealing my money while I am writhing and shrieking in pain bc USA healthcare is dogshit#but we can afford to plant bullets in Palestinian children bc they might have a family member is associated with hamas?#go fuck yourself. fucking die. because if you are dead my government might decide to give half a shit about me#I need you to understand that the dissolution of Israel would directly benefit my life as an American citizen#I need you to understand that I have no substantial reason to support Israel in 2025#right after the war when the Allies decided to shove you onto stolen land and subject you to violent native rebellion?#when you were the puppet government the Allies put in place to counter Soviet control of the Middle East?#maybe back then I would have cared. now? nah bitch. pull yourself up by your bootstraps and commit your own genocide#don’t you fucking ask for my money while ur doin it tho that’s fucking pathetic. that’s weak#if ur a jew be a fucking jew. don’t be a colonizer and pretend that is what Judaism is about#yeshua ibn maryam#jesus christ… See all2 notes
dontneedyourheroactthem: Charlie Kirk espousing nazi rhetoric didn’t make him a nazi, and even if he WAS he should not have been killed for his beliefs!me:GIF by pizzazzterbi#my post#inglorious basterds#charlie kirk#I DIDNT COME HERE TO TEACH THE NAZI A LESSON IN HUMANITY#THE NAZI AINT GOT NO HUMANITY!!!!!!… See all13 notes
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dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonyhitmehardnsweetFollowin honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈 ofishal-fish-postsofficial shark with a leaf post#I don’t know much about sharks beyond the fact that they are SILKY smooth#but it seems like if he didn’t want that leaf there it would not be there… is he holding the end of it in his mouth?#if so that’s so cute#it reminds me of the videos of great white sharks ‘hunting’ seaweed#you don’t need hands to have fun :)… See all41,251 notes
dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonyapricopsFollowthe partition of the Mongol empire sounds like the background of a JRPG. “Long ago there was this guy who ruled the whole world and then divided it up into four parts: the Cold Slavic Forest realm, the Hot Persian Desert realm, the Vast Steppe and Mountain Pass realm, and the China realm” oh let me guess, then he gave each realm a magic crystal that controls the elementsmax1461Also he named them shit like "The Golden Horde". You can't leave that detail out.saphronethalephSo funny story about that magic crystal thing...The use of the jadachin* continued long after the Mongols ceased to be primarily shamanistic in faith. Boyle notes that in the late Yuan or Northern Yuan period, the Mongols (who were Buddhist at this time) used them against the Ming. In the Islamic world, jadachin appeared at the Battle of the Mire (1365), in which the Amir Timur (1335–1405) was defeated by the Chaghatayids of Moghulistan. Abu Sa’id, a Timurid, employed jadachin in 1451, not in battle put to produce rain in a desolate area.62 Other evidence suggests that the use of the jada stones became prevalent throughout Central Eurasia after the Mongol Empire, demonstrating once again the cross-cultural importance of the Mongol Empire. Molnar notes that while weather magic appears to be a global phenomenon, the use of weather stones as a “meteorological weapon” appears to be a particularly Inner Asian phenomenon. Furthermore, while there are no pre-thirteenth-century examples of the Mongols using weather stones, the Mongols’ use of bezoars as weather stones spread throughout the empire thereafter.Lee, Wayne E.. Warfare and Culture in World History, Second Edition (p. 86). NYU Press. Kindle Edition.*jadchin - a bezoar used as a "weather stone" to cause inclement weatherSo yeah, they actually did have magical crystals that controlled the weather, at least if you asked them about it...dontneedyourheroactLegend has it they buried Genghis Khan with a slain baby camel, so if you ever wanted to find his grave you had to follow the camel’s mother and when she stopped and started weeping you would know you had found the final resting place of the Great Khan#the mongol empire#pax mongolica#ghengis khan#temujin#alternatively the people who buried him killed themselves so the location could never be revealed#but the camel story is more fantastical so I like it more lmfao… See all13,072 notes
dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonythe-return-of-yagamimiFollow#I would reboot this even if the post was trash bc their username is gram toker’s drugula#fortunately the post is also good and true21,369 notes
dontneedyourheroactRebloggedcourtesycallingFollowALTonenicebugperdayHow similar they look becomes more apparent when roaches are viewed from the side and when you compare roaches to bark mantises!Oriental cockroach photo by victor0001Spilomantis occipitalis mantis photo by portioid#this changes everything#bugblr
dontneedyourheroactReblogged theorderofthetriadcenters-for-disease-controlFollowReminder, I am not the actual CDC so any policy changes that happen are not my doing. I am just a very passionate observerthe-worm-in-his-headThey are correct! (Most of) These changes are my doing! I am very busy.centers-for-disease-controlIt is important to give credit where credit is due.#us politics
dontneedyourheroact‘All Jews should be removed from civilized society and if you disagree youre anti-semitic’ WHAT ARE YOU ZIONIST FUCKS EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE!!!!!!!#my post#I am being one hundred percent genuine when I say that ‘leave and never come back’ is very much not a pro-Jew sentiment#I am holding your hand I am warming up your bottle of milk and I am wrapping you in our blankie#when I tell you that banishing Jews to stolen land to engage in a never-ending war with the natives#is not a very nice thing to do to Jewish people#just a thought just a suggestion
dontneedyourheroactI have made the executive decision that it is time for a Pacific Rim Renaissance and if you are not with me you are against me#my post#pacific rim#stacker pentecost#we chose to believe not only in ourselves but in EACH OTHER.#TODAY WE FACE THE MONSTERS AT OUR DOOR. AND BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM#TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE#Youtube
dontneedyourheroactRebloggeddontneedyourheroactFollowA martyr? How do you find a martyr?You do not find one, Mr. Volmer. You choose one. You take one of no value, and you make him into a symbol. You wrap him in a flag, and you make his death work for you. Find a man who is of no value while he's alive but who can serve you when he's dead.Twilight Zone S4E4, ‘He’s Alive’anyway I have some real bad news about where we’re at in the open book testdontneedyourheroactNvm the shooter was a Mormon republican and trump has already forgotten that Charlie Kirk ever existedI would say we really dodged a bullet on that one… unlike—dontneedyourheroactDOUBLE NEVERMIND THE SHOOTER HAD A TRANS ROOMMATE AND NOW THEY ARE BLAMING HERTRANS WOMEN PLEASE STAY SAFE!!!!!dontneedyourheroactMe learning what a groyper is and realizing that Charlie’s death will be what unites the American left and right wing and I will have to pretend to be sad that he is deadGIF by i-dont-either-blog#us politics#charlie kirk#my post#god I can’t even enjoy a dead nazi in 2025#me @ the USA: I will follow you into hell but I will complain the whole time#nazi: can’t believe will fight side by side with a leftist#me: Do Not Turn Your Back On Me In These Trenches#me fighting the urge to frag nazis while we fight a greater evil together
dontneedyourheroactReblogged beeftonythememedaddyFollowcharlesoberonnHe was into feet#I’m shaking like a wet chihuahua
dontneedyourheroactme waking from haunted dreams drenched in sweat realizing that the modern neonazi movement is populated largely by desperate incels who think women owe them sex: Leftist Sisters Please Return To The Mothership For Our Next Set Of Mission Parameters#my post#for legal reasons this is a joke#us politics#don’t goose step in my town and I won’t have to leave your remains for the 300lb black bear that digs through my trash can
dontneedyourheroactRebloggedbugthingsdailyFollowAnonymous asked:Hi, I had a question about wasp lifespans/reproduction and I was wondering if you could help or point me in the direction of an entomologist who answers educational questions? I've tried searching it online but all the results are pest control sites :(bugthingsdaily answered:I personally don't really have a good answer for this, but maybe someone else here knows a good place to point you to!dontneedyourheroactI know that most wasp species are parasitoids: meaning, their reproductive cycle requires eggs being laid in a living host, which after a certain period of time hatches and begins eating it’s way out of said living host.There are wasps that lay eggs in bees, who themselves are an offshoot of wasps who moved away from the parasitoid lifestyle.The host is not always an animal. Gall wasps, traditionally known as gallflies, lay their eggs in plants, which induce a sort of tumor in the plant through means scientists have yet to specifically identify. The egg hatches in this gall and feeds on the excess tissue before eating its way out.However, the gall wasp is occasionally hampered by the synergus genus of wasp, which has evolved to stick its ovipositor through the gall and lay its egg in the gall wasp larvae.Tl;Dr: when it comes to wasp reproduction, it’s kind of just wasps all the way down.As for lifespans, I couldn’t tell you off the top of my head, or even tell you if there has been any academic research on the subject.Are you looking for information about a specific species of wasp? Do you maybe have a picture of the specimen if you do not know the name?I have a copy of Insects of the Pacific Northwest from Timber Press, if that’s the region you’re in and you want me to look something up!#bugblr
