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Already nostalgic
R: 5 / I: 0
>the right is woke and that's le bad evendoe being woke is good actually
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i still have a kuz event tab open AMA
R: 10 / I: 0
Marge, for why so many ias threads is being deleted?
R: 71 / I: 21
>Oh yeah? Well where were your tears when GEORGE FLOYD was killed, conservatard snowflake?
R: 1 / I: 0
This log issa gem
R: 3 / I: 1

Anonymous Raid Thread

raid these shitskin niggers who think theyre hecking anonymous haxxors
https://x.com/YourAnonOne
https://x.com/anonymousofcl
https://x.com/OpDeathEaters
https://x.com/GroupAnon
https://x.com/YourAnonNews
https://x.com/YourAnonBags

info@youranon.news
spam their emails o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
>mailto:supersage
R: 0 / I: 0
START DOING THIS <
stop using the trimmed stubble version of gape because this one is gooder
R: 10 / I: 0
the last time i talked to froot i called him a faggot for using kiwifarms and not the sharty and then he sent me a discord yoinky sploinky gif geg
R: 37 / I: 13
TOMODACHI LIFE THREAD PART 2
tomodachi life fag here, and welcome back to Niggerhell island. currently we have Nate, OG Soyjak, Cobson, Feraljak, Gapejak, Meximutt and FNF Pedo on the island. suggest more jaks to be put on island ITT
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>fuggen shardde
R: 0 / I: 0
>Based? Based on what? In your dick?
R: 0 / I: 0

Exposed tinybrainjak

Retarded fusion with the head of cobson,science lover body,gapejak eyes,ack mouth and chud hair
R: 0 / I: 0
>coal police
>almost every thread is ias
>shiniest log in a while
just bring it back…
R: 13 / I: 0
im very sick, and I got a fever
R: 15 / I: 0
NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
R: 1 / I: 0
>>soyjakz
parti
R: 4 / I: 0
vc thread
R: 29 / I: 7
Marge
Can we ‘ape this jew
>O algo muh chameleon is le trans or however the minor is molested
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJaGrbGMQAM/?igsh=Nm96cjVneDJoM2Vj
R: 10 / I: 5

America thread

We must shart in the mart to avenge the 3 million Americans killed in 7/11 or something like that yeah
R: 14 / I: 2

Did Froot rules win
R: 13 / I: 2
>OOOOOOO!
>AAAAAAA!
>UUUUUUU!
>Wow! This is so fun! I always love doing this with you guys, this will never get old.
<Look boys! We can do it too!
<OOOOOO!
<AAAAAA!
<UUUUUU!
>…
R: 7 / I: 0
the real gibblezorpson on the ‘log
R: 3 / I: 0
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT bring back the raisin filter
R: 0 / I: 0
>my video essays? 5 hours long and made by trannies
>my woke? Dark.
>my Labubus? Purchased.
>my favourite streamers? Communist nepo babies.
>my orange man? Le bad.
Yep. It’s revolution time
R: 8 / I: 2
I don't really care about admins, I just like posting funny woahjaks
R: 3 / I: 0
KEEP SPAMMING AND BEING OBSESSED ABOUT ME WHILE YOU KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZ
AND I KEEP ENACTING TNDDDDDDDDD
>B-B-B-BUT TND LE BA-ACKKK
kys
>uhm but there's actually good niggerinos out th-ACKKKKKK
headshot
>I LOVE FNF N SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT
the aryan laser is heating up, shitskin. Your time is at an end
>KYS BULGARIAN NIGGER YOURE TURKISH BECAUSE….I SAID YOU ARE
and you're a nigger cord pedo, because i KNOW you are
Die, kikes. You're going in the oven, kike. The oven is heating to 300°, kike. You'll be dead, you vile, little shitskin. You're being burnt to death, you disgusting crispskin. Total nigger death in all fields, heil fuhrer, bulgaria will rise like a phoenix from the ashes. nuke india, kill all kike cord skibidi fnf goonslop pedos, DNB will retrvn agartha's gates are opening. You're DONE, kikeDie, kikes. You're going in the oven, kike. The oven is heating to 300°, kike. You'll be dead, you vile, little shitskin. You're being burnt to death, you disgusting crispskin. Total nigger death in all fields, heil fuhrer, bulgaria will rise like a phoenix from the ashes. nuke india, kill all kike cord skibidi fnf goonslop pedos, DNB will retrvn agartha's gates are opening. You're DONE, kike
R: 0 / I: 0
when the foid doesn't shut the fuck up in my heckin' unwholesome /pol/ thread and ruins my chuddy day
R: 2 / I: 0
>Russia annexed crimea in 1488 because blacked company ran out of places to record their brand new productions or whatever
R: 47 / I: 2
>early froot
>coal police
>the most ias (and perhaps the gemmiest) 'log in years
watch it blow up in the janny's faces when 'eens demand the 'log to always uphold such "high" standard and they implement root subevent as an excuse to return to the regularly scheduled bbc diaper furfag zellig vasectomy ERP bait cattywipe program
R: 15 / I: 2
Why troons are so desperate to run this meme into the ground?
R: 3 / I: 0
>mixed race couple spotted at Walmart
R: 4 / I: 1
Froot rules should always be the rules, also ban 'cado
R: 16 / I: 2

Is quote a pooner?

Why would quote self insert as a cave story character of all things then?
R: 6 / I: 1

Why is this 'log so good?

I transhearted the Kuz event, but this 'log is genuinely amazing, maybe cause it feels much deader. Did the /bunker/ scare all the le bad people or something?
R: 1 / I: 0
>ban coal
>'log is gemmier
How come?
R: 35 / I: 3

We should use quotes self insert instead of the gape version

It just looks better
R: 0 / I: 0
>mfw the nigger who killed himself was years prior harassing a furfag
R: 0 / I: 0
>go back to planet.soyjak.st
>pixel waiting time is 1 1/2 minutes
R: 3 / I: 2
>froot add a board named /mcdonalds/
R: 3 / I: 1
hello everybody my name is john lennon and im going to sing a song for you
R: 4 / I: 0
>when the bvll is empathetic
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1 / I: 0
NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 20
R: 8 / I: 0
>wiggling your nipples
R: 11 / I: 3
new 'toss, gem or coal?
R: 21 / I: 7
>you VVILL goon to 'slot
when will people learn that cado is just EPI
R: 11 / I: 3
GEG Charlie fvcking WQN
R: 7 / I: 5
>free as in freedom
R: 5 / I: 0
<Hello, it is me, frootjack, the savior of the Soy Jack Party
<I have returned to save the 'log
<say something nice about me!
R: 2 / I: 1
the orangejak wojak is so funny
R: 25 / I: 11
froot was the worst admin.
tell me i'm wrong.
R: 6 / I: 0
>How are we gonna cope with the fact that "trvthnvke" is used by turbo trannies now
R: 78 / I: 17
Can we be accurate to the Froot administration and sell user information for weed
R: 18 / I: 2
>jannies ban everything makes nusois' clitties leak
>'log actually gets better
Maybe we treated them too harshly
R: 1 / I: 0
What lotion should I use if I'm really ashy?
R: 117 / I: 18
<froot era
<only era with coal police
did he win?
R: 5 / I: 1
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R: 13 / I: 3
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JIMMY HECKIN' KIMMEL!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?????????????????? NOT THE HECKIN' LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTERINO!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 4 / I: 1
, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 1
>walkable goonhitlers
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Recreated from der bunker

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Jackbox%20Party%20Packs

https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/channel_previews.php

Look for streams with tags such as:
>LGBT
>AUTISTIC
>TRANS
>VTUBER
>FURRY
and other such buzzwords.

Always coordinate your chudding,

DON'T be a adhdFAG and immediately start spamming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TND GEM XDDDD" or posting gore in the 'cord and ruin the raid.

DON'T immediately follow the streamer unless absolutely necessary or post too much esoteric Sharty slang in the chat, They will get suspicious.

VC PROGRAMS

OPEN VCs are allowed, but they are discouraged due to offsiters. If you want to gem up a open VC, be cautious. Here are some soundboards:

https://www.leppsoft.com/soundpad/en/ (PAID) or https://soundux.rocks/ (FREE).

(for niggers without a mic download this https://vb-audio.com/Cable/index.htm and set it as your mic to use the soundboards)

make sure to bring plenty of LOUD niggers and to also turn off ALL DISCORD AND WINDOWS FILITERS

MIC SPAM STARTER PACK: https://files.catbox.moe/jj0oq9.zip

DATAMINING (This mostly applies for trannies or furfags)

https://grabify.link/

https://iplogger.org/

Create a logger from either of these links and dm them or their mods it in an attempt to get their IP and general location.

Claim that you are giving them the link to the site that is raiding them (Popular sites to blame it on: r/markiplier, Shemmy, 4tran, frenschan, etc.) and hope they click on it.

If you can't get them to click it check their Bio or search on Jewgle to see if you can find their socials or anything to dox them with.

DRAWING SCRIPTS

Download Violentmonkey to use some of these scripts:

https://violentmonkey.github.io/

Jackbox: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/430710-jackboxdrawer-lite - (Champd up and Tee K.O. DO NOT work with the script)

Gartic: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/436728-gartic-phone-draw-bot - (Patched)

Skibbl.io: https://github.com/galehouse5/skribbl-io-autodraw - Just drag and drop images from desktop (only works for Chrome based browsers, don't need script tool for this)

General Drawing Bot: https://github.com/1Euro7Cent/Mrballou-drawbot - (follow xims youtube vid to set it up)

GAMES/SCRIPTS TO USE TO TROLL STREAMERS

https://flappybirdremake.com/game.html - SPAMS POPUPS AND SHOWS YOUR IP (currently down)

SOOT QUEST: https://soot.quest - (currently redirects over to an archived version) (currently down)

https://pastebin.com/qFUP1jXC - TELL A STREAMER TO PASTE THIS INTO COMMAND PROMPT OR SAVE IT AS .BAT, DOWNLOADS 10K COINSLOTS

BLOCKING TWITCH(((ADS)))

https://ublockorigin.com

https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions#recommendations (pick one that works)

LINK ENCRYPTER (incase there are snitches lurking in the threads)

https://soyjak.st/link-lock/create/ [needs archive]

http://archive.md/20250425175427/https://soyjak.st/link-lock/decrypt/ (for checking to see if a tranny put an ip grabber)

REMINDER TO UPDATE THE ENCRYPTED LINK'S DOMAIN

RECORDING

Best FOSS recording software: https://obsproject.com/

(In video sources add WINDOW CAPTURE to record your browser then head to Settings > Output > Recording and set the recording format to MPEG-4 (.mp4) to reduce video file size).

For Downloading Twitch Clips: https://cobalt.tools

For Downloading Twitch VODs: https://github.com/lay295/TwitchDownloader

If the recording is too big to post on the thread upload it to either: https://pomf2.lain.la/ or https://files.catbox.moe/

(streamable.com will ban your clips if reported)

Have fun jakking 'teens!
R: 6 / I: 1
It's the year 2027, quote doesn't know what to do with the site anymore so xe just sells this website to a jewish megacorp run by CEO Dr. Schlomo Auschwitzenberg.
As a result, the sharty gets a massive rebrand.
First it gets extremely sanitized and moderated which means no more hate speech or offensive stuff, the site gets flooded with jews, faggots and trannies.
Then they merge it with the booru to form a streaming service, where you can watch your favorite soyjak related videos (271 gorillion dollars a month)
That same company later also buys wojak land and all wojak related media, turning it into corporate profit.
Finally, the megacorp buys 4chan, leftypol and other websites and becomes the monopoly of imageboards.
now on Soyjak™ you can select what imageboard content you want to watch
R: 0 / I: 0
anyone have the gigachad wearing a hood and holding a book I need it

IAS this time
R: 9 / I: 1
Do you like my new Norwegian subvariant?
What should we name it?
R: 17 / I: 6

For the Quote era part of this event we should make Quote come back I think it'll be pretty cool
R: 3 / I: 0
>BASH THE FASH!!!
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we are going to rape you
R: 6 / I: 2
BRING BACK JARTY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
>froot
R: 5 / I: 1
>im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me
R: 7 / I: 4
'jak dis o algo nu mullet variant spotted o algo brap
R: 1 / I: 1
>holding a sign that only says "Charlie Kirk"
R: 1 / I: 0
Honestly I prefer ameriGODS over western Europeans
R: 39 / I: 6
>im not seething all of you are retarded and need me to get the jannies to whip you into shape
no one missed you nigger, fuck you
R: 8 / I: 1
Is… i-is that… WOJAK?????!?!?!?!?!?!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSS

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOJAK!!!! I CRAAAAAAAAAVE WOJAK!! I’M A WOJAK BEAST!! I’M A WOJAK MONSTER!!! I’M A WOJAKBRAIN!!! I’M WOJACKING OFF OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M FCKING COMING!!1 I’M FUUUUUCKING COMMMMMMING!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! UNFFFFFF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF YASSSSS YESSSSSS YOOOOOOOOS

OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING SO GOOD HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES THE FUCKING BEST WOJAK ARHGUGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHG YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS UNF YES

SOOOOOOOOOONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIC HEEEEEEEEROOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A
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AHHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSHGOOSHGOOSHGOOSH ABGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSNNSJSDJ FSSSSSSSSHHPPLLLLUGGGHRRR
R: 8 / I: 5
>froot le bad o algx
R: 7 / I: 1
ITT we talk like black pipo n sheit
R: 0 / I: 0
>fuggen froot
R: 3 / I: 1
>iz needz to retvrn to agugartha and goon to animated toilet 'p unt schiesse
R: 10 / I: 0
soot era event
>we allow brimmy NAS on the 'log because that's totally how it was
kuz era event
>we allow porn on the 'log because that's totally how it was
froot era event
>jannies work overtime (read: actually do their job), completely sterilize the 'log, replaced with artificial pro-froot threads

oh my blatant revisionism and propaganda
>
R: 1 / I: 0
>Random classmate at college said my backpack is too childish
<You're a grown-ass adult. Carry whatever backpack you want.
<Therein lies one of the only joys of being an adult. Who cares what other people think?
^"okay". And ignore
R: 0 / I: 0
>this event
R: 9 / I: 2
<froot era
erm there's a disturbing lack of cado gemmies
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HUNT US TO EXTINCTION
R: 4 / I: 1
dead board
R: 3 / I: 3
>stop posting this awful soy
R: 3 / I: 0
Do soyim use the catty button instead of scrolling like a 40 iq dead nigger?
>Op doesn't look like this
R: 2 / I: 1
>posting glibblezorpson
R: 0 / I: 0
FROOTS BAAACCKK
R: 3 / I: 0
>87 pph
R: 1 / I: 0
fyi: my dog looks like this
R: 2 / I: 0
Oh boy, I sure do love gems, rubies, topaz, sauseless numberires, diamonds!
R: 12 / I: 1
>
R: 2 / I: 0
>nigger I am nu-ACK
R: 5 / I: 4
Where is baby bot doe?
R: 2 / I: 1
>自殺しろ山ペド
R: 6 / I: 3
>epstein files are a democrat hoax
>free speech is communism
>god bless israel
R: 7 / I: 2
>my name is Yuri kuznetsov. I have aids. You're probably wondering how I got here.
R: 0 / I: 0
>0 pee pee ayche
Accurate!
R: 1 / I: 0
The world is really small
R: 3 / I: 1
I post something and it takes niggillion years plus thrembo to show up
R: 2 / I: 0
Why is the post per hour 78? What happened
R: 4 / I: 0
>Putting ears on a soyak does NOT warrant a new subvariant! If you think that's the case you're fucking retarded!
<*places ears*
>NO! That does NOT make me into subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 just because I have EARS on! I'm still subvariant:crying_soyak2!
R: 23 / I: 2
I've been on the sharty since 2018 ama
R: 9 / I: 0
My mom just asked me if I'm trans or not.
What the fuck did she mean by this?
R: 6 / I: 3
god loves you
R: 4 / I: 1
https://soyjak.st/shutdown.html

We have finally taken down the site "Soyjak dot party" For distribution of child pornography,Gore content and more.

Tonight,the site is gonna be deleted for those reasons,archiving won't save you.
R: 3 / I: 1
>The body was too short or empty
R: 13 / I: 5
Could someone give me picture of soyak looking at monitor of computer and smiling?
R: 41 / I: 5
imagine genuinely marrying a foid with a body count, how dumb must you be?
R: 25 / I: 2
Recommend me some good jobs that I should look into.
R: 2 / I: 0
>You look like a bot.
R: 2 / I: 1
Frooby froob
R: 4 / I: 0
Soyjaks mentioned! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH1!!1!
R: 3 / I: 3
OBSON
R: 3 / I: 2
>Charlie Kirk was sinning at the time he died. He was engaging in deceptive/fork-tongued serpiginous speech. This is satanic and constitutes bearing false witness. The deception in question is his decision to say "too many" in response to being asked about the quantity of tranny shooters. He knows that, in reality, the number is not disproportionate to how many trannies there are. This surreptitious, feline answer allows him to imply otherwise while having plausible deniability (one shooter is too many). For his sin, he was sent to judgment.
R: 0 / I: 0
Why aren't we getting another owner theme? I want to see a 'leno theme NOWWWW
R: 11 / I: 0
does anyone remember that guy that always used to post "stop posting this awful soy"?
R: 4 / I: 1
is frooty froot in the room with us
R: 1 / I: 1
Where did my fuggen frog board go
R: 7 / I: 1
>useless number - 182
>Posters - 214
yeah nice job quote you killed this site, again
R: 12 / I: 0
After this are they going to do roots sharty?
R: 4 / I: 0
@Quote is this a gemerald?
R: 1 / I: 0
>ohbaby.html
R: 9 / I: 0

I’m getting pizza tomorrow. What brand?
R: 37 / I: 17

Pixelplanet

PixelPlanet chat thread
R: 7 / I: 1
>be me
>shitskin esl nigger
>no bitches
>cant even speak english
>everyone online calls me a 'jeet
>gets arrested for raping women
am i crazy or is the world just hecking racist to shitskins ya kuchh aur?
R: 6 / I: 1
Froot was the best admin
>Made the best events (with 9a0c)
>Made nusois leak really hard
>Made a lot of drama = High useless number
>Made FNAC happen
>Has an actual Sisa unlike you losers
R: 0 / I: 0
coal
R: 0 / I: 0
>Okay we've slandered the other admins now we need to slander Froot and the coal police so the soyim hate them
<How about randomly deleting gemmy posts and telling them this is how it was like back then
R: 1 / I: 0
>this wouldn't be a walkable bicyclable city without my labubu flavored matcha!
R: 3 / I: 1
>everything i don't like is coal from nigguhhell
R: 5 / I: 0
>Faggotry doesn’t heckin’ harm anyone even doe decreasing birth rates and STDs
R: 12 / I: 6
>killing the site for a retarded anniversary event
R: 0 / I: 0
>deleting gigaquotes
<deleting soyjaks
R: 1 / I: 0
>AAAAACK!
R: 6 / I: 3
Decided to watch lawnmower man, thought it was actually pretty good, doe, I feel like I would need to watch it a second time to fully grasp it, anyway what's your opinion on the movie lawnmower man?
R: 0 / I: 0
>HEY GUYS! EVERYONE! THIS IS THE GUY WHO POSTED THE N WORD ON TWITTER IN 2015! YOU THINK WE FORGOT?
R: 31 / I: 12
Today im going to have my first job interview. And im fucking panicking about it. Any help please 'teens? I can't believe that im going to wagecuck like the average preddit obsessed faggot workaholic.
R: 1 / I: 0

Is fare evasion aryan or something?
R: 0 / I: 0
>tralalelo tralala tungtungtung sahurrr
R: 6 / I: 2
@Froot is this a gem
R: 1 / I: 0
>tfp
>tiny frog pecker
Froogoogagas explain this GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 0 / I: 0
there is a new pepe laugh that the jannies are suppressing
R: 1 / I: 0
Please tell me we are not doing that one event that lasted up until Froot's retirement
>ack
R: 1 / I: 0
>Spam detected. Post discarded
R: 9 / I: 1
I am 22 years old and I still bite my nails even on my feet, and still extremely ashamed of it
How can I cure this fucking retarded habit?
It's not like I'm a 70 IQ retard, I graduated from a good uni and have a respectable job, but this thing still haunts me
R: 2 / I: 0
>namerolling Alicia when you post Tranime/gooning pictures
R: 3 / I: 0
this sure is the cobson killing nuvariant gem that will revitalize the sharty
R: 3 / I: 0
I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight
R: 95 / I: 10
What do you don't like about the sharty?
R: 12 / I: 3
>Tyler took care of that Nazi.
R: 7 / I: 1
'jak xim
R: 1 / I: 0
>God I hate how divided this community is
R: 2 / I: 0
I saw a Mexican today
R: 4 / I: 0
I found out the method to stop being an autistic faggot
1. Stop 24/7 internet usage
2. Keep in touch with reality
3. Shut the fuck up
4. Stop obsessing over shit that makes you seethe immensely
If you think doing these are hard then you should kys
R: 4 / I: 1
>coal police active because all of you are whiny faggots
R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck jannies
R: 888 / I: 331

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
R: 2 / I: 0
what should you do if you have a voice/person/tulpa that is telling you to kill niggers and convincing you it would be really hot to stab them and watch them slowly bleed to death
R: 6 / I: 2
>OH MY BIPOC VOICES AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE THIS IS TOTALLY WORTH ALL THE CRIME AND DRUGS
<we sell taco and burrito and coca cola here sir o algo
R: 2 / I: 1
Any one else slide their dih in Poo Poo or is it just me
R: 3 / I: 2
Test thread, do not interact, how could you tell?
R: 23 / I: 20
ITT post your most recent piece of OC, how could you tell?
R: 0 / I: 0
would you eat a parrot
R: 9 / I: 3
If you want, go help restore ze logo NOW
(It's in Maseru, Lesotho)
R: 1 / I: 0
i look like this
R: 56 / I: 87
send gems. i did a factory reset on my pc
R: 2 / I: 0
should i start shouting at people and running away for exercise
R: 7 / I: 1
>Miss me yet?
R: 3 / I: 0
new style looks great
R: 1 / I: 0
>i use wojakland
<THAT'S NOT EVEN RELATED TO THE SOYSPHERE!
R: 1 / I: 0
are bald men with glasses NAS?
R: 1 / I: 0
Since this event is going though the soy admins, this means we will have a limeade age.
R: 0 / I: 0
>psychic pebbles gives me cryptofash vibes tbh
R: 5 / I: 3

Archive of /trump/?

There was this one funny trump werewolf image that I want also I look like this
R: 13 / I: 3
I goon to pictures of dead women's autopsy pictures after they get murdered or whatever. Do you do this?
R: 0 / I: 0
everything is psyop ❌
everybody lies all the time ✅
R: 9 / I: 3
dont delete my posts little miss leaky clitty
R: 18 / I: 3
>my parents are about to buy me the first car in my life
>it’s a kia soul
R: 2 / I: 1
come down to the ‘lanet i’m building a global village by the gharquad
R: 3 / I: 0
FROOT PLEASE REOPEN /TFP/ i loved it as a /frog2/
R: 4 / I: 3
Why does a Latinx in my sped class look like fnf pedo
R: 1 / I: 1
>dead nigger storage
R: 4 / I: 0
should i go outside at 3am in an area with crime and gangs and stolen cars everywhere
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm a jewish niggersatanistrapist.
R: 4 / I: 1
'toss
R: 7 / I: 2
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/516407038
this 4caca on /pol/ forgot xer arrow. you WILL make fun of xer for it.
R: 10 / I: 4
'jak xhem
R: 1315 / I: 314

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 3 / I: 0
Classic honukkuh hours
>no presents
>'p but from israel
>not mentioned in the torah (oy vey)
>Menorahy log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when ChristmasGODS wake up.
R: 7 / I: 0
Classic santa claus hours
>No snowball fights
>Everyone is in the naughty list
>No eggnog left out
>coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when Hanukkuh GODS wake up
R: 1 / I: 1
froot
R: 6 / I: 5
>Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
>Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
>West Hollywood, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
>Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
R: 3 / I: 0
100 board plan when?
R: 1 / I: 1
<GEM IS COAL
<SOY IS ONION
<IAS IS NAS
R: 1 / I: 0
<shake that frooty booty
R: 1 / I: 0
>i swear Christmas season starts earlier and earlier every year
R: 3 / I: 0
>post new jak OC
>thread gets deleted
>'((((((((((muh heckin froot))))))))))))
R: 0 / I: 0
>no 50 board plan
awful event just shut it down already
R: 0 / I: 0
FRQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQT
R: 13 / I: 0
Froot can you readd the gcp dot?
R: 0 / I: 0
<FROOTY THREAD
R: 3 / I: 1
^coal police active
R: 0 / I: 0

best 'cado onlyfans plug?
R: 6 / I: 1
>
R: 0 / I: 0
>pressable az-5 buttons
R: 6 / I: 4
>share candy
R: 1 / I: 0
>idgaf mustard just wanted me back for a day
R: 0 / I: 0
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
R: 3 / I: 0
why are we having Christmas before Halloween
R: 1 / I: 0
dont ever lock my soy again
R: 1 / I: 0
>or however the burger is eaten
R: 0 / I: 0
>hey soot please add /SNCA/
>hey kuz add /SNCA/ xd
>hey Doll please add /SNCA/ RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW NIGGER
>FROOT FROOT If you DO NOT ADD /snca/ i will steal your GALAXY GAS
>quote plzzz add /snca/ it will make site le better or whatever plus if you dont i will hop on the IRC and get everyone banned
R: 2 / I: 0
test
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

Contact the admins & announcements

Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.


froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com

DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
R: 0 / I: 0
froot would make hs…….
R: 0 / I: 0
>Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.
<shitalian space
<shitalian space
>froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
<shitalian space
>DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
R: 363 / I: 62

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 70 / I: 23
the Snarky poopy
R: 465 / I: 112

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 362 / I: 78
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 163 / I: 55

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
R: 272 / I: 91

jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?

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