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This site
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dead board
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>87 pph
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fyi: my dog looks like this
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>stop posting this awful soy
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Oh boy, I sure do love gems, rubies, topaz, sauseless numberires, diamonds!
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>nigger I am nu-ACK
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>jannies ban everything makes nusois' clitties leak
>'log actually gets better
Maybe we treated them too harshly
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Is… i-is that… WOJAK?????!?!?!?!?!?!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSS

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOJAK!!!! I CRAAAAAAAAAVE WOJAK!! I’M A WOJAK BEAST!! I’M A WOJAK MONSTER!!! I’M A WOJAKBRAIN!!! I’M WOJACKING OFF OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD

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OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING SO GOOD HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES THE FUCKING BEST WOJAK ARHGUGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHG YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS UNF YES

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Where is baby bot doe?
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>自殺しろ山ペド
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Why is this 'log so good?

I transhearted the Kuz event, but this 'log is genuinely amazing, maybe cause it feels much deader. Did the /bunker/ scare all the le bad people or something?
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<froot era
<only era with coal police
did he win?
R: 5 / I: 3
>epstein files are a democrat hoax
>free speech is communism
>god bless israel
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>my name is Yuri kuznetsov. I have aids. You're probably wondering how I got here.
R: 5 / I: 4
>free as in freedom
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GEG Charlie fvcking WQN
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Honestly I prefer ameriGODS over western Europeans
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Can we be accurate to the Froot administration and sell user information for weed
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do you think soyjaks are starting to be a bit oversaturated?
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>0 pee pee ayche
Accurate!
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The world is really small
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I post something and it takes niggillion years plus thrembo to show up
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Why is the post per hour 78? What happened
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>Putting ears on a soyak does NOT warrant a new subvariant! If you think that's the case you're fucking retarded!
<*places ears*
>NO! That does NOT make me into subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 just because I have EARS on! I'm still subvariant:crying_soyak2!
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I've been on the sharty since 2018 ama
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>Oh yeah? Well where were your tears when GEORGE FLOYD was killed, conservatard snowflake?
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My mom just asked me if I'm trans or not.
What the fuck did she mean by this?
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god loves you
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https://soyjak.st/shutdown.html

We have finally taken down the site "Soyjak dot party" For distribution of child pornography,Gore content and more.

Tonight,the site is gonna be deleted for those reasons,archiving won't save you.
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>The body was too short or empty
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Could someone give me picture of soyak looking at monitor of computer and smiling?
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imagine genuinely marrying a foid with a body count, how dumb must you be?
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Recommend me some good jobs that I should look into.
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>You look like a bot.
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Do you like my new Norwegian subvariant?
What should we name it?
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Frooby froob
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For the Quote era part of this event we should make Quote come back I think it'll be pretty cool
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the real gibblezorpson on the ‘log
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Soyjaks mentioned! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH1!!1!
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OBSON
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>Charlie Kirk was sinning at the time he died. He was engaging in deceptive/fork-tongued serpiginous speech. This is satanic and constitutes bearing false witness. The deception in question is his decision to say "too many" in response to being asked about the quantity of tranny shooters. He knows that, in reality, the number is not disproportionate to how many trannies there are. This surreptitious, feline answer allows him to imply otherwise while having plausible deniability (one shooter is too many). For his sin, he was sent to judgment.
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Why aren't we getting another owner theme? I want to see a 'leno theme NOWWWW
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does anyone remember that guy that always used to post "stop posting this awful soy"?
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is frooty froot in the room with us
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Where did my fuggen frog board go
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>useless number - 182
>Posters - 214
yeah nice job quote you killed this site, again
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After this are they going to do roots sharty?
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@Quote is this a gemerald?
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>ohbaby.html
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I’m getting pizza tomorrow. What brand?
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Pixelplanet

PixelPlanet chat thread
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>be me
>shitskin esl nigger
>no bitches
>cant even speak english
>everyone online calls me a 'jeet
>gets arrested for raping women
am i crazy or is the world just hecking racist to shitskins ya kuchh aur?
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Froot was the best admin
>Made the best events (with 9a0c)
>Made nusois leak really hard
>Made a lot of drama = High useless number
>Made FNAC happen
>Has an actual Sisa unlike you losers
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coal
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>im not seething all of you are retarded and need me to get the jannies to whip you into shape
no one missed you nigger, fuck you
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>Okay we've slandered the other admins now we need to slander Froot and the coal police so the soyim hate them
<How about randomly deleting gemmy posts and telling them this is how it was like back then
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>this wouldn't be a walkable bicyclable city without my labubu flavored matcha!
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>everything i don't like is coal from nigguhhell
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>Faggotry doesn’t heckin’ harm anyone even doe decreasing birth rates and STDs
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>killing the site for a retarded anniversary event
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>deleting gigaquotes
<deleting soyjaks
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>AAAAACK!
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Decided to watch lawnmower man, thought it was actually pretty good, doe, I feel like I would need to watch it a second time to fully grasp it, anyway what's your opinion on the movie lawnmower man?
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>HEY GUYS! EVERYONE! THIS IS THE GUY WHO POSTED THE N WORD ON TWITTER IN 2015! YOU THINK WE FORGOT?
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Today im going to have my first job interview. And im fucking panicking about it. Any help please 'teens? I can't believe that im going to wagecuck like the average preddit obsessed faggot workaholic.
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Is fare evasion aryan or something?
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>tralalelo tralala tungtungtung sahurrr
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@Froot is this a gem
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>BASH THE FASH!!!
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>tfp
>tiny frog pecker
Froogoogagas explain this GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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there is a new pepe laugh that the jannies are suppressing
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Please tell me we are not doing that one event that lasted up until Froot's retirement
>ack
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>Spam detected. Post discarded
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Recreated from der bunker

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Jackbox%20Party%20Packs

https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/channel_previews.php

Look for streams with tags such as:
>LGBT
>AUTISTIC
>TRANS
>VTUBER
>FURRY
and other such buzzwords.

Always coordinate your chudding,

DON'T be a adhdFAG and immediately start spamming "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TND GEM XDDDD" or posting gore in the 'cord and ruin the raid.

DON'T immediately follow the streamer unless absolutely necessary or post too much esoteric Sharty slang in the chat, They will get suspicious.

VC PROGRAMS

OPEN VCs are allowed, but they are discouraged due to offsiters. If you want to gem up a open VC, be cautious. Here are some soundboards:

https://www.leppsoft.com/soundpad/en/ (PAID) or https://soundux.rocks/ (FREE).

(for niggers without a mic download this https://vb-audio.com/Cable/index.htm and set it as your mic to use the soundboards)

make sure to bring plenty of LOUD niggers and to also turn off ALL DISCORD AND WINDOWS FILITERS

MIC SPAM STARTER PACK: https://files.catbox.moe/jj0oq9.zip

DATAMINING (This mostly applies for trannies or furfags)

https://grabify.link/

https://iplogger.org/

Create a logger from either of these links and dm them or their mods it in an attempt to get their IP and general location.

Claim that you are giving them the link to the site that is raiding them (Popular sites to blame it on: r/markiplier, Shemmy, 4tran, frenschan, etc.) and hope they click on it.

If you can't get them to click it check their Bio or search on Jewgle to see if you can find their socials or anything to dox them with.

DRAWING SCRIPTS

Download Violentmonkey to use some of these scripts:

https://violentmonkey.github.io/

Jackbox: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/430710-jackboxdrawer-lite - (Champd up and Tee K.O. DO NOT work with the script)

Gartic: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/436728-gartic-phone-draw-bot - (Patched)

Skibbl.io: https://github.com/galehouse5/skribbl-io-autodraw - Just drag and drop images from desktop (only works for Chrome based browsers, don't need script tool for this)

General Drawing Bot: https://github.com/1Euro7Cent/Mrballou-drawbot - (follow xims youtube vid to set it up)

GAMES/SCRIPTS TO USE TO TROLL STREAMERS

https://flappybirdremake.com/game.html - SPAMS POPUPS AND SHOWS YOUR IP (currently down)

SOOT QUEST: https://soot.quest - (currently redirects over to an archived version) (currently down)

https://pastebin.com/qFUP1jXC - TELL A STREAMER TO PASTE THIS INTO COMMAND PROMPT OR SAVE IT AS .BAT, DOWNLOADS 10K COINSLOTS

BLOCKING TWITCH(((ADS)))

https://ublockorigin.com

https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions#recommendations (pick one that works)

LINK ENCRYPTER (incase there are snitches lurking in the threads)

https://soyjak.st/link-lock/create/ [needs archive]

http://archive.md/20250425175427/https://soyjak.st/link-lock/decrypt/ (for checking to see if a tranny put an ip grabber)

REMINDER TO UPDATE THE ENCRYPTED LINK'S DOMAIN

RECORDING

Best FOSS recording software: https://obsproject.com/

(In video sources add WINDOW CAPTURE to record your browser then head to Settings > Output > Recording and set the recording format to MPEG-4 (.mp4) to reduce video file size).

For Downloading Twitch Clips: https://cobalt.tools

For Downloading Twitch VODs: https://github.com/lay295/TwitchDownloader

If the recording is too big to post on the thread upload it to either: https://pomf2.lain.la/ or https://files.catbox.moe/

(streamable.com will ban your clips if reported)

Have fun jakking 'teens!
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>the right is woke and that's le bad evendoe being woke is good actually
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I am 22 years old and I still bite my nails even on my feet, and still extremely ashamed of it
How can I cure this fucking retarded habit?
It's not like I'm a 70 IQ retard, I graduated from a good uni and have a respectable job, but this thing still haunts me
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>namerolling Alicia when you post Tranime/gooning pictures
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this sure is the cobson killing nuvariant gem that will revitalize the sharty
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I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight
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What do you don't like about the sharty?
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>Tyler took care of that Nazi.
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'jak xim
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>God I hate how divided this community is
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I saw a Mexican today
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I found out the method to stop being an autistic faggot
1. Stop 24/7 internet usage
2. Keep in touch with reality
3. Shut the fuck up
4. Stop obsessing over shit that makes you seethe immensely
If you think doing these are hard then you should kys
R: 4 / I: 1
>coal police active because all of you are whiny faggots
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Fuck jannies
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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what should you do if you have a voice/person/tulpa that is telling you to kill niggers and convincing you it would be really hot to stab them and watch them slowly bleed to death
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>OH MY BIPOC VOICES AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE THIS IS TOTALLY WORTH ALL THE CRIME AND DRUGS
<we sell taco and burrito and coca cola here sir o algo
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Any one else slide their dih in Poo Poo or is it just me
R: 3 / I: 2
Test thread, do not interact, how could you tell?
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ITT post your most recent piece of OC, how could you tell?
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would you eat a parrot
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If you want, go help restore ze logo NOW
(It's in Maseru, Lesotho)
R: 1 / I: 0
i look like this
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send gems. i did a factory reset on my pc
R: 2 / I: 0
should i start shouting at people and running away for exercise
R: 7 / I: 1
>Miss me yet?
R: 3 / I: 0
new style looks great
R: 1 / I: 0
>i use wojakland
<THAT'S NOT EVEN RELATED TO THE SOYSPHERE!
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'jak dis o algo nu mullet variant spotted o algo brap
R: 1 / I: 0
are bald men with glasses NAS?
R: 1 / I: 0
Since this event is going though the soy admins, this means we will have a limeade age.
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>psychic pebbles gives me cryptofash vibes tbh
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Archive of /trump/?

There was this one funny trump werewolf image that I want also I look like this
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I goon to pictures of dead women's autopsy pictures after they get murdered or whatever. Do you do this?
R: 0 / I: 0
everything is psyop ❌
everybody lies all the time ✅
R: 9 / I: 3
dont delete my posts little miss leaky clitty
R: 1 / I: 0
>froot
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>my parents are about to buy me the first car in my life
>it’s a kia soul
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come down to the ‘lanet i’m building a global village by the gharquad
R: 3 / I: 0
FROOT PLEASE REOPEN /TFP/ i loved it as a /frog2/
R: 4 / I: 3
Why does a Latinx in my sped class look like fnf pedo
R: 1 / I: 1
>dead nigger storage
R: 4 / I: 0
should i go outside at 3am in an area with crime and gangs and stolen cars everywhere
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm a jewish niggersatanistrapist.
R: 4 / I: 1
'toss
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https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/516407038
this 4caca on /pol/ forgot xer arrow. you WILL make fun of xer for it.
R: 10 / I: 4
'jak xhem
R: 1315 / I: 314

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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<froot era
erm there's a disturbing lack of cado gemmies
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Classic honukkuh hours
>no presents
>'p but from israel
>not mentioned in the torah (oy vey)
>Menorahy log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when ChristmasGODS wake up.
R: 7 / I: 0
Classic santa claus hours
>No snowball fights
>Everyone is in the naughty list
>No eggnog left out
>coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when Hanukkuh GODS wake up
R: 1 / I: 1
froot
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>Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
>Pink Pony Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
>West Hollywood, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
>Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
R: 3 / I: 0
100 board plan when?
R: 1 / I: 1
<GEM IS COAL
<SOY IS ONION
<IAS IS NAS
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<shake that frooty booty
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the last time i talked to froot i called him a faggot for using kiwifarms and not the sharty and then he sent me a discord yoinky sploinky gif geg
R: 1 / I: 0
>i swear Christmas season starts earlier and earlier every year
R: 3 / I: 0
>post new jak OC
>thread gets deleted
>'((((((((((muh heckin froot))))))))))))
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>no 50 board plan
awful event just shut it down already
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FRQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQT
R: 13 / I: 0
Froot can you readd the gcp dot?
R: 0 / I: 0
<FROOTY THREAD
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Can someone Jak this (ik it's already been jaked but it's coal) this image will never not make me laugh
R: 3 / I: 1
^coal police active
R: 588 / I: 67
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 0 / I: 0

best 'cado onlyfans plug?
R: 6 / I: 1
>
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>pressable az-5 buttons
R: 6 / I: 4
>share candy
R: 1 / I: 0
>idgaf mustard just wanted me back for a day
R: 0 / I: 0
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
R: 3 / I: 0
why are we having Christmas before Halloween
R: 1 / I: 0
dont ever lock my soy again
R: 1 / I: 0
>or however the burger is eaten
R: 0 / I: 0
>hey soot please add /SNCA/
>hey kuz add /SNCA/ xd
>hey Doll please add /SNCA/ RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW NIGGER
>FROOT FROOT If you DO NOT ADD /snca/ i will steal your GALAXY GAS
>quote plzzz add /snca/ it will make site le better or whatever plus if you dont i will hop on the IRC and get everyone banned
R: 2 / I: 0
test
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

Contact the admins & announcements

Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.


froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com

DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
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froot would make hs…….
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>Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.
<shitalian space
<shitalian space
>froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
<shitalian space
>DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
R: 363 / I: 62

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 70 / I: 23
the Snarky poopy
R: 465 / I: 112

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 362 / I: 78
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 163 / I: 55

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
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jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?

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