米津八百目

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米津八百目

@310cm200kg

──ねぇ、君はなにがしたい？

Born September 4, 2004Joined October 2023

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【速報】 #くすのきひろば 10月末開催決定！！

をフォローして続報を見逃すな

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【京大DJサークル】くすのきひろば

@KUsunoki_DJ

Aug 30

くすのきひろばNews________ くすのきひろば vol.14←14 10/26(日)開催 DJs、タイムテーブルなどは続報を待たれよ #くすのきひろば

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修学旅行では如何にオナニーを我慢するかに焦点を当てるべきだ同部屋の友人が1日目の22:30で我慢の限界を迎え陰茎を摩擦し始め布団の衣擦れ音が聞こえだした時はこの世の終わりのような気分になった

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ADHD学園

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The image features a group of five people, likely Japanese comedians or entertainers, posing together in what appears to be a public transportation setting, possibly a train station. The text overlay in Japanese reads "無類の酒豪で人気絶頂だった芸人が干された理由" which translates to "The reason why a popular comedian known for heavy drinking was ostracized." This suggests the image is related to a discussion or commentary on the career of a comedian. The individuals are smiling and seem to be enjoying themselves, indicating a light-hearted or humorous context. The image has a watermark from 小红书 (Rednote), indicating it was originally posted on that platform.

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よんてんごP

@yontengoP

May 28

朝から満員電車におるのだがお子様さんが

「ねーママぁ？人いっぱいだねぇ」

「そうだねぇ」と会話してたのだが

「皆おでかけ？楽しい？？」と聞いてから車内の空気が重い

「ん、んー……どうだろねぇ…？」

(周り乗客)「……。」

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ただのショートカットのことボーイッシュって呼ぶのやめてください

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自称ギフテッドの話出る度に幼稚園で月の絵を描きましょうで何も描かずに新月ですって言って出した俺もワンチャンあったんじゃないかって思えてきて本当に悔しい

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AI絵とかもう全部やめて今から全員でもう一回遺伝的アルゴリズムやりませんか

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まじか淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢淫夢野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩野獣先輩

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没脳研機巧少女秘密倶楽部 by 没�ｭ怜ﾖ脳�研

@Qto6BshdBJYXdch

Aug 5, 2024

マジでこれツイートしたら猫画像しか流れてこなくなったぞ… 現時点での予想としてはアルゴリズムの変更でツイートに含まれる単語が今まで以上にダイレクトにおすすめタブに反映されるようになった。つまり、見たくないものについては伏せ字にする必要がありそう。ということだと思う。 x.com/Qto6BshdBJYXdc…

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ガチでだるすぎる

The image is a screenshot from a mobile game, likely a gacha game, featuring four anime-style characters with different stats displayed above them. The characters are named and have scores of 60, 40, 30, and 20 respectively. Below the characters, there is Japanese text explaining the game mechanics, specifically about the gacha system where players can draw characters with different probabilities. The text mentions that the draw rates are set by law and provides a link for more information. The post text "ガチでだるすぎる" translates to "This is seriously too tedious," indicating the user's frustration with the game's mechanics or the process of drawing characters. The image also includes a large button at the bottom, suggesting an interactive element within the game. The overall composition is clean and typical of mobile game interfaces, with vibrant colors and clear text overlays.

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〜高校生〜周り「イキスギィ！」俺「イキスギィ！」〜大学生〜周り「イキスギィ！」俺「イキスギィ！」〜社会人〜周り「イキスギィ！」俺（浪人）（留年）「イキスギィ！」〜現在〜周り「イキスギィ！」俺「イキスギィ！」

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富田林市まじか

The image is a screenshot of a social media post by the user 米津八百目 (@310cm200kg) with the text "富田林市まじか" which translates to "Is it really Tondabayashi City?" The post includes a link to a website (https://manga-ton-ton.jp) and a detailed message in Japanese about downloading a specific manga titled "同人類巨乳ギャルの幼馴染が俺の奴隷になって[小山DL]" which translates to "My Childhood Friend with Giant Breasts Became My Slave [Koyama DL]". The message specifies the release date as May 4th, mentions the artist's name (d582463), and provides details about the comic file size (54 pages) and the download date (2025-05-22). The image is clear and the text is legible, indicating a high-quality screenshot.

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家庭科流石に難化すぎ、揚げ物の対策はしてなかった

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感動してるその通りです

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「鬼滅の刃　激ムズ」とかいう部屋見つけたから入ったからコレで神

The image is a screenshot from a mobile game related to the popular anime 'Demon Slayer' (Kimetsu no Yaiba). The top part of the image shows four characters from the anime, each with their respective stats and abilities displayed in a typical game interface format. The characters are likely central figures from the series, given their prominence in the game. Below the characters, there is a puzzle or challenge section with Japanese text, which seems to be instructions or questions related to the game's mechanics. The bottom part of the image features a large, golden button, possibly indicating a significant action or reward within the game. The post text humorously suggests that the user entered a room labeled as 'Demon Slayer Extreme Difficulty' expecting to become a god, adding a comedic context to the image.

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エロ絵ばっかりTLに流れてきて今これ

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何でヘラってんねんと思ったらコレでほんまにだるすぎる

The image is a screenshot from a game or interactive web application showing a long jump challenge. The screen displays a participant's performance, with a distance of 18.8 meters achieved, compared to a real courage distance of 17.1 meters. The interface includes buttons labeled 'THIGHS' and 'CALVES', suggesting different muscle groups or game mechanics involved. The text overlay in Japanese translates to 'Why are you tired? I thought it was because of this, and it's really too tiring.' This context indicates the user's reaction to the game's difficulty or the physical simulation aspect, adding a humorous or relatable element to the post.

The image is a screenshot from a game or interactive web application showing a long jump challenge. The screen displays a participant's performance, with a distance of 18.8 meters achieved, compared to a real courage distance of 17.1 meters. The interface includes buttons labeled 'THIGHS' and 'CALVES', suggesting different muscle groups or game mechanics involved. The text overlay in Japanese translates to 'Why are you tired? I thought it was because of this, and it's really too tiring.' This context indicates the user's reaction to the game's difficulty or the physical simulation aspect, adding a humorous or relatable element to the post.

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最終的には朝飯を食いバスが出るまでの短い間に押し入れに腰掛けスマホ片手に陰茎を露出、我々に摩擦を披露し始めた

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大学教員が奴隷のように売られている

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オタクが電車内で「いや（アイドルマスターにおいて）小学生しか好きになれねえんだよな」と言い出したせいで前のおばさんがとんでもない顔をしていたのを小生見逃しませんでした

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共テ会場で2年連続2回目の射精をキメるか本当に悩んでる勃起止まらん

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@310cm200kg

Feb 24, 2024

今京都大学の前に医学部受験生のムンバイ高校の生徒が4億人押しかけて大変なことなってる

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異性との交友が小学生でストップしているため夢で見る異性が全て小学生時代なのめちゃくちゃ情けなくなってきた

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$The post features two images. The top image shows an anime character with long white hair, red eyes, and a black outfit, raising hands in a dramatic or defensive pose, set against a dark background, suggesting a provocative or intense moment. The bottom image depicts a man in a suit, glasses, and a brown jacket, also raising his hands in a similar dramatic gesture, likely referencing a meme format. The post text from 米津八百目 (@310cm200kg) and replies from @loserdude7 and @mabochin41 indicate a humorous comparison between the anime character\'s pose and the man\'s meme expression, blending anime culture with internet humor. No platform watermarks are visible.$

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これから「金無さすぎて今桐島聡探してる」が「金無さすぎて今八田與一探してる」になるのか

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残弾増えた

The image depicts a Mahjong game setup with a traditional Japanese aesthetic. It shows a tournament bracket with various players' names and their scores, indicating a competitive setting. The text overlay includes Japanese characters and numbers, detailing the progress of the game. The background features subtle decorative elements like clouds and leaves, enhancing the traditional feel. The post text mentions '残弾増えた' which translates to 'increased ammunition', suggesting a humorous or metaphorical context related to the game's progress or strategy.

The image depicts a Mahjong game setup with a traditional Japanese aesthetic. It shows a tournament bracket with various players' names and their scores, indicating a competitive setting. The text overlay includes Japanese characters and numbers, detailing the progress of the game. The background features subtle decorative elements like clouds and leaves, enhancing the traditional feel. The post text mentions '残弾増えた' which translates to 'increased ammunition', suggesting a humorous or metaphorical context related to the game's progress or strategy.

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仮眠

@napRoom1

Apr 14

世界一縁起の悪い名前、祟殺鱟翁(たたりごろしかぶとがにおきな) かもしれない

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今これ

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何かと思って送ったらコレ

The image is a screenshot of a social media conversation where a user named 澤船 sent a link to a video, which turned out to be a humorous and somewhat provocative meme. The meme features a pixelated character, likely from a video game or animation, riding a broomstick in a suggestive manner against a blue background. The conversation includes a reply from another user, 米津八百目, who shared the meme on Twitter with the caption "何かと思って送ったらコレ" which translates to "I sent it thinking it was something else, but it was this." The meme is intended to be humorous, playing on the unexpected and slightly risqué nature of the content.

The image is a screenshot of a social media conversation where a user named 澤船 sent a link to a video, which turned out to be a humorous and somewhat provocative meme. The meme features a pixelated character, likely from a video game or animation, riding a broomstick in a suggestive manner against a blue background. The conversation includes a reply from another user, 米津八百目, who shared the meme on Twitter with the caption "何かと思って送ったらコレ" which translates to "I sent it thinking it was something else, but it was this." The meme is intended to be humorous, playing on the unexpected and slightly risqué nature of the content.

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図書館ではお静野獣先輩お願いします

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就職した先輩がこれでもうめちゃくちゃに嬉しい

The image is a screenshot of a social media post by the user 米津八百目 (@310cm200kg). The post text in Japanese translates to "A senior who got a job is super happy about this." The screenshot shows three replies to the original post, each expressing congratulations or happiness regarding the senior's employment. The first reply, posted 1 month ago, says "I'm so happy for the senior who got a job." The second reply, posted 13 days ago, simply states "Congratulations on getting a job." The third reply, posted 2 days ago, mentions "I'm so happy for the senior who got a job." The fourth reply, also posted 2 days ago, says "I'm so happy for the senior who got a job, it's amazing." The context of the post and replies indicates a celebratory and supportive atmosphere around the achievement of employment.

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今京都大学の前に医学部受験生のムンバイ高校の生徒が4億人押しかけて大変なことなってる

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あなたの考える「本当のボーイッシュキャラ」をここに書いていってください

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ガチであと10分耐えなアカンのヤバい男が唯一産めるもの路上で産んでまう

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@gomadare_mirage

bot悪用で終了に追い込まれたのなんだかなあという感じですね

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シコりました

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@310cm200kg

Jan 13, 2024

共テ会場で2年連続2回目の射精をキメるか本当に悩んでる勃起止まらん