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due to one schizo sperging out and samefagging, i have turned off cloudflare. give it a few hours for dns propagation to take effect. filesize should be back to 550mb

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WHERE IS THIS SONG FROM
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THIS LOG NEEDS A REAL HERO
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nu toss
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>time to gigaquote dis
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gurt
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just found the original article behind this image

https://clickhole.com/spiraling-out-of-control-this-man-spends-90-minutes-a-1825121567/
Archive (of the link above): https://archive.ph/7Ugu9
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>Dude.. Did you just say….. the N-word?
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If hypothethically I was perma banned two weeks ago and hypothethically the jannies havent appealed it during this time could this hypothethically mean that im cooked
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>doctos
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>1488
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I've argued with my science denying mother over how electromagnetic waves give cancer according some literally who Moroccan "doctor"
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Two weeks ago i wrote this song Supporters Of The Sharty
Should i change something in it?
>Parody of a terrorist nasheed
Yes.

Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.

Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.

They spread brimstone and let the coal flow and then 'cattywipe, They support 'p. O brave 'teens! Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.

They spread brimstone and let the coal flow and then 'cattywipe, They support 'p. O brave 'teens! Fight the Jarty pigs every Nigger pedo pig! 'Ape their clitties! War the Xitterfags!

The 'teens of the Sharty! In it are 'teens of gem they desire 'jackin and race for it towards the jartycucks! And I swear to Soot, upon you is a blazing 'nish fire a promise from us that we don't sell out at all like 4cucks.

'Teens who present mountains of gems are pure they 'ape the jartycucks and the pooners. Their souls are noble above Aryan Heaven the clouds is the ambition and determination to 'jackin, steadfast without weakening!

And the 'oodists armies saw it when spamming the Sharty, we are the conquerors

Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.
They spread brimstone and let the coal flow and then 'cattywipe, They support 'p. O brave 'teens! Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.

Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.
They spread brimstone and let the coal flow and then 'cattywipe, They support 'p. O brave 'teens! Start the 'nishin in the Sharty, O 'teens of the Sharty! Brim has raged! My fauci! So we turn to you for help.

Fight the Jarty pigs every Nigger pedo pig! 'Ape their clitties! War the Xitterfags! The 'teens of the Sharty! In it are 'teens of gem they desire 'jackin and race for it towards the jartycucks! And I swear to Soot, upon you is a blazing 'nish fire a promise from us that we don't sell out at all like 4cucks.

'Teens who present mountains of gems are pure they 'ape the jartycucks and the pooners. Their souls are noble above Aryan Heaven the clouds is the ambition and determination to 'jackin, steadfast without weakening!

And the 'oodists armies saw it when spamming the Sharty, we are the conquerors!
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>OH. MY. CATNIP.
Just made some OC. Is it gemmy?
If not what should i change, i think the IAS version is a little rough
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>LOOK AT MUH HECKIN' MAKEUP FEMALE COBSONS!!!
R: 7 / I: 2

kuz ## Admin

КУЗ ГОВОРИТ: ПРОЧИТАЙТE ПРАВИЛА!

https://soyjak.st/kuzrules.html
R: 3 / I: 0
>soot please change my diaper it's leaking all over the floor
R: 36 / I: 12

AMA

twink here

ASK ME (((ANYTHING)))
R: 5 / I: 1
>chestnut
>hazelnut
>acorn
>almond
>cashew
>pecan
>walnut
>pistachio
>macadamia
>pine nut
>coconut
>kola nut
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possible 'jakking material?
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anyone got a video of ned luke (michael from gta 5) saying that cobson is a gem?
R: 21 / I: 10
ohnonono soycacasa are we mainstream
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New politically insightful cartoon from the desk of stonetoss
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'cadoposting is only funny when it's him doing funny stuff like dancing or whatever, when it's just porn or the 'slot it's just porn.
>BUT NOBODY GOONS TO 'CADO!
It's still porn, and someone probably goons to it.
>BUT MUH HECKIN SHOCK VALUE!
'p spammers think the same way.
R: 6 / I: 2
Make me laugh. Right now.
R: 3 / I: 0
>due to one schizo sperging out and samefagging, i have turned off cloudflare. give it a few hours for dns propagation to take effect. filesize should be back to 550mb
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>What the hell man, you said that you going to help me!
<И я дeйcтвитeльнo пoмoг тeбe. Я вeдь прeдocтавил тeбe лучшиe ceрвeры, нe так ли?
>Yeah by buying my site and taking away my power!
<Вам вашe приcутcтвиe бoльшe нe нужнo.
>WHAT! I made this site! You can not just take me awa-
BANG
<Так наcтупил кoнeц Сажи.
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>good thing dat soot filtered p p h to useless number cause it had 'p in it
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I just saw it. Holy fuck.
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>Women between 27~30
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>>>/sneed/
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>modern economics is a jewish fiction. i can't buy a house that cost 10% less when my grandparents lived therefore it's ronnie mcnuttin' time
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Legend says soot still lurks on this site and on this day xe is leaking in joy for seeing xis jak on display
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>I'm on ZOG cam
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>A "rancid poop" producing an odor more powerful and repugnant than thioacetone indicates an extremely advanced, toxic, and life-threatening medical emergency. Thioacetone is a chemical notorious for its overwhelmingly foul, nauseating, and far-reaching smell, so the comparison suggests a complex cocktail of highly potent, putrid compounds. This is not a matter of a simple foul odor, but a symptom of a critical and dangerous pathological process requiring the highest level of emergency medical intervention.
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our bull got banned from the sharty
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it's good to be back! hopefully this'll help distract me from my drug addiction. I wonder who this quote guy is?
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look what I discovered
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>change the world
>my final message
>goodbye
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>dis event succs
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>how us 'teen be moving when the new sprunki update releases
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this event is just oldfag cope for a time that wasn't nearly as good as they make it out to be
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We should create an image compiling a bunch of lolicons (goonclown and minus8 for example) getting exposed as IRL pedos to debunk those insufferable xitter branigger cunnytrannies
>b-but… YOU SAARS ARE THE REAL HECKIN PEDOS FOR CALLING ME OUT ON GOONING TO ANIME CHILDREN!!!
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HTSM is proof that this website is a decaying and hollow shell of it's former self
>inb4 seething nusoi
I'm not saying that making fun of nusois is killing this website, I actually think HTSM is proof that nusois are a net negative for the website and it's culture.
<reddit space
We already had a 'jak made for making fun of nusois, which was Nate. Think about it, Nate was a severely autistic 16 year old who would scream soyspeak in real life situations. He was an annoying band kid who would call everyone he doesn't like a jartycuck, just like nusois.
<reddit space
Nusois saw Nate and didn't think that he was a meme meant to ridicule them, they saw him as just another 'jak to self insert as. Just like chud and plier, Nate was spammed by nusois self inserting as him, with them self inserting so much he became the mascot of the website. Nusois are so mentally retarded, that they can only detect that something is mocking them if it's fat and brown, has 6 gorillion tranny flags, or both.
<reddit space
Nate also began being viewed as troonslop coal and even downright pedophilic slop due to xitter migrant trannies spamming tons of edits with him waving all sorts of faggot flags and even making boykisser edits of him. Pooners on tiktok were calling him cute and maming those shitty heart edits of him, usually with him having all those faggot flags. Trannies were pushing Nate as this heckin softboi sodomite and were even making actual fucking porn of him, which caused people to view Nate as a meme for trannies and pedophiles.
<reddit space
The fact that nusois only got mad once people began editing Nate to be a fat nigger is further proof of the website's decline. First, the only way to actually mock anyone here seems to be slopjaks now, hence why HTSM resembles a slopjak. It also shows that we're bending to nusoi culture. HTSM is the spirit of nusoi culture, just shitty slopjaks rather than anything original and unique.
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LGBTQ thread
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>if we have soot today then maybe we will have hecking pedo kuz tomorrow
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Where do I find foids
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Why are fags and foids always into art or music? why isnt it something like math or coding
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>he's grey like my self insert!
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>I think da soot rules are too light
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>if it ain't microwaveable, I don't want it
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>why there a pedo in the background?
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>STAND AT ATTENTION, NUSOI!
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>EPI is le good… IT JUST IS OKAY?
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>I JUST SAW YOU DEFENDING THAT JEWISH TRANNY! WTF NIGGER! THAT'S IT NIGGER THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR YOUR DAY WILL DECREASE THE INSTANT I RELEASE MY HORDE OF EVIL MONSTER FLIES! YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE YOU STUPID NIGGER!
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Frowning dumb Nojak
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Mom saw a 'cado while browsing the shitty
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>Washington redskins… That's hecking racist chuddy… but whatever, go watch your sportsball.
<the Portland bridgejumpers??? Oh my inclusivity!!!!
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>this is you
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>when the bvll is empathetic
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Did anybody else forgot ‘cado was skinny now because I literally just remembered
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>so like you know that you missed the point of the message
>yeah the creator presented it in a cool matter but it was like intentionally to showcase how dumb you are
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>I'm such a silly femboi :3
>He such a smol bean
>UwU you're such a cornball
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That moment when a post you don’t like gets deleted
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what the fuck its the shiwi
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Did transgenders win?
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analog horror trannys just made one about being a transfur
>shit nophono cares about
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My asshole is wet with diarrhea and I don't even have tp
Is this the American dream?
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>no jiggy
DNB, india lqst, lesotho lqst
it's trvly over
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>HE WILL ALWAYS BE A DELICIOUS SUNDAE
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>The "barrage of fetid stool"
The foul-smelling, explosive release is a condition known as paradoxical diarrhea or overflow diarrhea.
>Fecal impaction: Chronic constipation can lead to a hard, dry mass of stool getting completely stuck in the colon or rectum.
>Watery stool overflow: When this blockage occurs, the colon continues to produce watery, loose stool behind the impacted mass. The pressure builds until this liquid seeps around the hardened stool.
>Pressure release: When the blockage finally dislodges, it can release this backed-up liquid in an uncontrolled, often foul-smelling, gush. This can also happen when using stimulant laxatives, which force the intestines to squeeze harder to pass the blockage.
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does anyone have that one wet dry world video
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God just look at this fucking slut, he's practically begging to get dicked down
>
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Becoming an international business man just so you can ban evade internationally
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Tbqh diarrhea isn't that bad as long as it's not a bellyache or nausea.
I would take shitting liquid over those any day
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deadest hours EVER
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Idea

>get sticker printer paper
>print off this image onto it and make stickers from it
>whenever you see some trannyslop niggerfaggot sticker in public just slap this on top of it
Gemmy or no?
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>#### YOU JARTY##### OBSESSED ######CORDPEDO######
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bro
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How much for this site?
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Is it just me or from the day froot took this website, it has become extremely bland and boring, as if it's just 4cuck pol where the hecking good guys fight the bad guys instead of baiting people and making fun of modern males
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<who caused two world wars, 9/11, covid pandemic and the Soypocalypse?
>itz da fuggen jardee!
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I screamed
>HEIL HITLER
in the street and nobody cared because I live in a shithole and nobody knows who Hitler is.
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<AH YES I LOVE THEM STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AND DEFEND THEM OVER THE COLORLESS MAN DESPITE THEM BEING SELFISH ARROGANT FOOLISH SICK PATHETIC IMPULSIVE NIGGERCOWARDS THAT PISS EVERYONE OFF!
R: 1 / I: 0
>Soytan
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>YOU'RE NEXT GOLDSTEIN
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Watching Olympic sports is somehow a guaranteed way to see the healthiest and the most beautiful SISAS you've ever seen
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I hate being Australian, if you think eurohours are DNB you should try aushours
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>i'm an underage twitter immigrant who reports everything for rule 2 and these are my favorite soyjaks
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>seeing a white privilege successful het man killing Charlie Kirk for being an annoying little fuck

Maybe yt people aren't all racists after all
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Guy stop be transphobic my mum check this website Because i said it christian
Funn Knee Gif
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>THAT IS NOT COOL NIGGER! KEEP PUSHING IT AND I'LL UNLEASH MY TEAM OF EVIL MONSTER FLIES TO RUIN YOUR DAY! THEY ARE FASTER THAN NIGGERS SO DON'T TRY IT!
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Is soyjak party christian website?

Say yes or my mum won't let me on there
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>mfw throw p00p at Москаль
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>Oi, I am actually a Brit, mate
>No idea why I am being painted as Chinese
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>HOW DARE YOU BULLY THIS CUTE TRANS GIRL
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>its davecord mayne, fuggen jardee
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NewGODS won OLDFags ACK!ed
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you look like this 🤣
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>killing Charlie Kirk even doe you've accomplished more in the paste few years than him in his whole life
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marge what is this shit about someone posting furry 'p?
>posting furry child pornography
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4chans antisoyitism
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Former alcoholic turned sober for many years ama
R: 2 / I: 0
Marge did something happen
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fab nu-variant?
R: 8 / I: 0
why does 'cuck hates freaking wowjacks so much? Im shitting up that thread reguarly and this is what I get a warning for
>arrow so I dont look like that soyjack
R: 0 / I: 0
>Brapson sharts
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>I'm Chud
<And I'm Bernd
>And we're best friends
<And we're best friends
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KEK IT'S KINO
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>posting furry 'p to prove furries are gooners
R: 0 / I: 0
>mfw throw p00p at a nigger
R: 0 / I: 0
>Due to recent spam, all "kara boga" or "black bvll" posts and anything that would suggest that you are a spammer will result in a ban.
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geggy geg!!!
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>Root
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Marge? Why is soot in the background? do i need to take ny hecking meds o algo?
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>>13144375(OP)
OYYYYYYYY ADMINS WHAT IS THIS WHY DOES THE SOYJAKS FOLDER HAVE ALMOST child pornography EDITED TO A JAK
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5

ITT we write our favourite number

>5, how could you tell?
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'duel

I challenge you to a >>>/soy/ duel.
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>yeah I am in my 20s but I still call myself a 'teen
R: 2 / I: 1
>magic is back and more powerful than ever
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so let me get this straight the Charlie kirk shooter was a
>tranny chaser
>gay faggot
>corder
>furry
>pedophile
this is your hero nusois that defended him
R: 0 / I: 0
Dropping this coal m
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Existing is child pornography because you were a child once and saw yourself naked and therefore have memories of seeing a child naked in your brain derefore there is child pornography in your brian or something
R: 0 / I: 0
I need more 'jaks of the admins
R: 1 / I: 0
>AYO PIERRE PASS DAT BUCKET UHH CHICKEN
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>We need a Joe Rogan but for the Left!
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Trvke time

All anime is CP. If you watch any anime you are a pedophile, including Pokemon and Dragon Ball. Everyone that has ever watched 'zellig, even "ironically" is a pedophile, even if they're underage. If you have images of Mymy saved on your computer you are a pedophile.
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uuhhhh so… who IS "doctoooos" anyways
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/Pol/sissies…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????!!!!
R: 8 / I: 1
Is Soot back or is that just soynniversary fi fa fo
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>You could have gotten that scholarship if you applied for it
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trans rights are human rights.
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MY EVIL NIGGER GOONER MONSTER IS COMING OUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT ANYMORE EVIL BASTARD NIGGER GOONER IMPULSE ACTIVATING NEVER GOON OR BE GOONED BY YOUR EVIL NIGGER IMPULSES
R: 0 / I: 0
>dis event iz literally just modz rulezcucking da /soy/ for no reason
R: 1 / I: 1
>don't be evil
R: 6 / I: 3
>having to "enjoy" european hours and european posting "tastes"
R: 0 / I: 0
>noooooo why won't anyone take me seriously after I call them a fascist thremborillion times
<REDDIT SPACE
>this is the price for not tolerating the intolerant
R: 3 / I: 3
Nigr frog
R: 3 / I: 1
>I brush my teeth 3 times in the morning
R: 6 / I: 1
>ANIME IS NOT BRIM ITS GE-ACK!
R: 0 / I: 0
>TOR service
R: 4 / I: 1
>We live in a southpark episode
R: 3 / I: 1
>antisemitic /pol/ "schizos" being proven right everyday that the Jews treat other people like animals and shill almost every internet space out there
R: 4 / I: 2

Would you like to get your own nigbubu?


Would you like to get your own nigbubu?
R: 1 / I: 0
>SAR THE FURRIES ARE ARYAN SAR YOU CANNOT SAGE THE FURRY PORN THREAD THAT IS OBSESSION YOU CANNOT BE OBSESSED THAT IT AGAINST THE SHARTY ROOLS
R: 0 / I: 0
>MAKE ONE MORE GOONER JOKE NIGGER AND I'LL UNLEASH MY PACK OF EVIL MONSTER FLIES! IT'S SO NIGGERLICIOUS WHEN THEY ATTACK FOOLISH NIGGERS!
R: 0 / I: 0
>OW!
>My forehead!
R: 879 / I: 331

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
R: 467 / I: 113

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 582 / I: 67
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1317 / I: 315

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
SOOT SAYS: READ THE RULES!

https://soyjak.st/sootrules.html
R: 2 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:https://archive.org/details/oldsoybooru

Soybooru:https://soybooru.com/post/list
R: 362 / I: 63

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 272 / I: 91

jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
R: 162 / I: 55

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
R: 65 / I: 23
the Snarky poopy
R: 362 / I: 79
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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