山本

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山本

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山本

@user_15387767

Dec 29, 2024

【最強ボスキャラ】猫ウ（マオウ）

間取りがタッセルすぎる

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城主ペネロペ

@tsurukameryu

Aug 19

諸々片付いてないわ

【頭悪すぎて終わった】 “しゃなが”って誰だよ？知らないから無視無視。

玄人質問で超熟なのですが

．　　『学生時代に力を入れた所は、ケツの穴です』｢知りません｡｣　　　　　　　『穴に入れたのは力だけではなく、｢帰ってください｣

【キチガイ】

【話が長すぎた回】要は何しに日本へ？

【終わった】いいですか落ち着いて聞いてくださいあなたが麻酔で眠っている間、私も眠っていました。手術を始めます

The image is a black-and-white photo of a cat's face, humorously positioned to look like it's undergoing surgery. The context from the post text, which mentions being asleep during anesthesia and the start of a surgery, adds a comedic element to the image. The cat's face is the focal point, with its eyes wide open, giving it a funny and somewhat bewildered expression. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a room with a ceiling light visible. The post text enhances the humor by suggesting a playful narrative around the cat's 'surgery' while the owner was asleep.

【仲良し】

「Cat GDP……っと」(猫の国内総生産が出てくる)

The image features a well-known animated character from the Japanese series 'Doraemon'. The character is depicted sitting at a desk, typing on a laptop. The setting appears to be indoors, with a simple background that suggests a casual or home environment. The post text in Japanese, "Cat GDP……っと" (which translates to something like "Cat GDP..."), humorously implies that the character is looking up the Gross Domestic Product related to cats, adding a comedic element to the scene. This character is likely Doraemon or a related figure, known for its humorous and often whimsical adventures.

俺「セックス」

【他人を貶すことでしか褒められない】｢お父さん以外かっこ悪い｣

The image features a man in a white shirt and tie standing with his hands on his hips, looking upwards with a confident expression. Behind him, a woman in a red shirt is clapping, seemingly in support. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a traditional Japanese room given the wooden paneling and round window. The text overlay in Japanese reads "他人を貶すことでしか褒められない" which translates to "Can only praise by putting others down" and "お父さん以外かっこ悪い" which translates to "Everyone except dad looks uncool". This suggests a humorous context where the man is being praised in a comedic manner by contrasting him with others.

山本

@user_15387767

Mar 22

【逃げて！】今日はどんな実験をするんですかシュレディンガーさん！

The image features a close-up of a cat's face, with the cat looking directly at the camera, creating a humorous and engaging perspective. The post text in Japanese reads "【逃げて！】今日はどんな実験をするんですかシュレディンガーさん！" which translates to "【Run away!】What kind of experiment are we doing today, Mr. Schrodinger!?" This context suggests a playful reference to the famous thought experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger, implying that the cat is humorously anticipating an experiment. The setting appears to be indoors, with the cat's face filling most of the frame, emphasizing its curious and slightly alarmed expression.

暴力で居なくなった音楽の先生

【自分大好き】ほ〜しのげんほほ星野源星野源

The image depicts a musical performance scene with three individuals dressed in formal attire. The person in the foreground is wearing a black and white striped shirt with a black tie and suspenders, suggesting a stylish and possibly retro theme. Behind him, a drummer is seated at a drum set, wearing a black suit and hat, adding to the sophisticated atmosphere. The setting appears to be a studio or stage with a minimalist background, emphasizing the performers. The post text, written in Japanese, includes playful wordplay with the name 'Gen Hoshino' (星野源), indicating that this is likely a performance or promotional image related to him. The overall mood is upbeat and professional, fitting the context of a music-related post.

ネプリーグの最終問題のボス

あまりに面白くなさすぎるだろ

【ケツだけ星人の上位互換を生み出そうとしている】クレヨンくん、アナルって知ってるかい？

The image is a scene from the anime 'Crayon Shin-chan', featuring two characters, Shin-chan and his father Hiroshi. Shin-chan, a young boy with a distinctive hairstyle and red outfit, is looking up at Hiroshi, who is wearing a light purple shirt. The setting appears to be inside their home, with a green wall and a framed picture in the background. The post text in Japanese translates to "[Trying to create an upgraded version of the Butt Alien] Hey Crayon-kun, do you know what 'anal' is?" This suggests a humorous or potentially risqué context, typical of the show's comedic style, but the image itself remains family-friendly.

【ほんとだ】この大きなティラミス食べていいんですか？

Two individuals in formal black suits and ties stand in a wooden courtroom. One person, a woman with short dark hair, stands near a table with books. The other, a man with short dark hair, sits at the table holding papers and a pen. The setting includes wooden paneling and a formal desk.

｢ロケットランチャーを使ったセックスは初めて？｣｢176回目！？｣

The image features a shirtless man with a surprised expression on his face, set against a plain white background. The post text in Japanese reads, "ロケットランチャーを使ったセックスは初めて？" which translates to "Is this your first time having sex with a rocket launcher?" and the reply is "176回目！？" meaning "176th time!?" This humorous exchange suggests a comedic or meme context, where the exaggerated surprise on the man's face is used to enhance the humor of the situation. The simplicity of the background keeps the focus on the man's expression, which is central to the joke.

エアーイラマチオ

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お前嫌な叱られ方に詳しすぎるだろ

【目的不明】みさえ、ドアを開けなさいそして、閉めなさい

The image is an animated depiction of a character with exaggerated facial features, including large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a neutral expression. The character is likely from a Japanese animation or comic, given the style and the context provided by the post text. The post text in Japanese reads: "【目的不明】みさえ、ドアを開けなさいそして、閉めなさい" which translates to "[Purpose Unknown] Misae, open the door and then close it." This suggests a humorous or nonsensical instruction, typical of comedic content. The character's expression and the simplicity of the background focus attention on the humor of the situation.

【汚言オペラ症】オマンコ〜

(美しいビブラート)

The image is a screenshot from a video featuring a person in a colorful floral shirt, enthusiastically gesturing with both hands raised in a 'V' sign. The background includes various space-themed toys and models, such as a rocket and an astronaut, suggesting a playful or humorous setting. The text overlay in the bottom right corner indicates the video duration is 14 seconds. The post text in Japanese, "【汚言オペラ症】オマンコ〜‼️🎶(美しいビブラート)", translates to "[Foul Language Opera Syndrome] Pussy〜‼️🎶 (Beautiful Vibrato)", indicating the video likely contains humorous or exaggerated vocal expressions, which aligns with the comedic intent of the image.

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【元ネタを知らない人】

$The image is a black-and-white manga panel featuring two characters in a kitchen, depicted in a dynamic and exaggerated style typical of anime. One character, a male in a school uniform, is angrily reaching across a counter, knocking over objects like a snack packet labeled "ポテト" (potato chips), while the other character, with short hair, appears startled. The composition is intense, with speed lines and dramatic expressions emphasizing the comedic chaos. Japanese text overlays, including "な、なんてタッセルすぎる!!" ("What an over-the-top layout!!") and other dialogue like "すごい…" ("Amazing…"), suggest a humorous or absurd situation, likely referencing the original post\'s mention of an "over-the-top layout" (間取りがタッセルすぎる). No platform watermarks are visible.$

【傲慢】こういうのでいいんだよ