Cave Johnson

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Cave Johnson

@CaveJohnsonReal

Parody account

business man.

@biggersex_1984

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the desertJoined May 2023

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303 Followers

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Cave Johnson

@CaveJohnsonReal

Jun 19

Parody account

Totally a real job application for aperture

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Fuck whoever this is Now i cant use that image of Markiplier when i ever commission you

Specs: No wheel drive 0L 0 cylinder engine 6 seats Just a cabin with wheels

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Cars Of Google Maps

@CarsOfGMaps

Jan 29

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I must use this image again

The image depicts a meme format where a person stands at a crossroads with two paths. One path leads to a bright, sunny environment with a character that appears cheerful and friendly. The other path leads to a dark, stormy environment with a character that looks sinister and unsettling. This meme format is often used to illustrate choices between good and evil or positive and negative outcomes. Given the context from the post, it seems to be used to highlight a stark contrast between two individuals or situations, possibly in a humorous or critical manner. The characters at the end of each path are exaggerated to emphasize the dichotomy.

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I hope you get a dick deep inside you

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Because, this account is just better

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"till shit do us fart"

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Irl yuri, i love it I will invest millions

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🜏 SPITE 🜏

@LiquidGoth

Jul 23, 2024

me and my gf kissing in front of homophobia jesus freaks at pride!! happy gay people weekend!!! :3

0:02 / 0:06

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A million thousand

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That's gonna add at least 15 more hp Or 200 more fps

Who wants a radio from a 2002 suburban?

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Their art is more on the wholesome and silly side

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Mfs named ACDelco OW20 Dexos2 FULLY SYNTHETIC ENGINE OIL

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Adolf wokelr

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Yes i am the real Spelunky Johnson

Driving someone to suicide is equal to murder

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Aetius

@AetiusRF

May 30

They found the long way down spot

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Haha, nice ragebaiting

Post your first car and your most recent car

The image shows two cars parked side by side in a parking lot. The car on the left is silver, while the car on the right is black. This image is part of a social media post by Nelson (@Nelsonn_007), who is asking followers to post pictures of their first car and their most recent car. The context suggests a comparison between the two vehicles, highlighting the progression or change in personal vehicle ownership over time. The setting is a simple, clean parking lot with a concrete surface and a barrier between the parking spaces.

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Conner Nix

@yepitsconner

Apr 25

post your first car and your most recent car x.com/Zaohz/status/1…

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Oh god, not the kerosene crash edit

New employee yall

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I think the design is pretty good

The image is a painting by Norman Rockwell, depicting a courtroom scene. A man stands in the center, dressed in a blue plaid shirt and a worn jacket, holding a book, likely a Bible, suggesting he is about to be sworn in or testify. Surrounding him are various individuals, including a judge, lawyers, and spectators, all focused on the central figure. The painting captures a moment of tension and anticipation, characteristic of Rockwell's detailed and emotive style. The post text mentions that the design is 'pretty good,' indicating an appreciation for the artwork's composition and execution.

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King Of Mopar

@KingOfMopar1

Apr 18

Spotted: Dodge Charger Daytona R/T Sedan (shelby_moe5.2)

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The dog is a sex offender The girl is just a cat girl

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Must be a stellantis product

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"mom i want to be a girl" Mom:

The image is a single white sock with red stripes near the top and blue heels and toes. This image is part of a social media post by GAY Johnson (@CaveJohnsonReal) in response to a tweet by @GordoFreem, which reads "mom i want to be a girl". The reply from the mom is represented by the image of the sock, humorously suggesting that the request for gender transition is being met with a simple change of attire. The context of the post indicates a humorous take on a serious topic, using the sock as a visual metaphor for a simplistic or misunderstood response to a complex issue. The image is high quality, with clear details and no text overlay.

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2008 GMC Yukon XL

The fact we as humans have managed to reach a point in time we can give a female balls is crazy, trans people have a right to be happy

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Same vibe

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