僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

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僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

@kogane295

アンティーカの月岡恋鐘さんが僕の体調などについて発表してくれます。note.com/boku283p

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僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ふぇ〜退職金の計算のシミュレーションをする度に本部に通知が行く仕組みになっとったらしく、1日で十数回あらゆるパターンで辞めようとしている変人になってしまったとよ⋯。

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@kogane295

Aug 25

休憩時間に退職金の計算をしとったら上司がばり優しくしてくれたばい！これから毎日計算するけんね！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

期日前投票に行ったら友達が受付をやっとったけん「今日は何票入れちゃおっかな〜！」ってボケたら知らんおじさんにバチギレされたばい。

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

「1」ばい！！

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@kogane295

Jul 10

元気な状態を「10」とするなら今日は「2」ばい！！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

すべての行動を女性ウケの良し悪しで判断しとる先輩に「アイマスってモテたりするん？」って聞かれたばい。モテるわけないだろ。

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

休憩時間に退職金の計算をしとったら上司がばり優しくしてくれたばい！これから毎日計算するけんね！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ほんまにどうしょうもなかったけん歯医者さんに取ってもらったばい。死ぬほど笑われたばい。

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@kogane295

Aug 22

親知らずを抜いた後にゴンチャを飲んどったら、抜歯した穴にタピオカがぴったりはまってガチで取れんくなったばい！！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ライブのキービジュアルで真ん中にスペースがあるときに何が起きるのか、みんな知ってると思うばい！！

The image shows two key visuals for a live performance event related to the anime series "The iDOLM@STER". Both images feature a large group of anime characters, presumably idols, standing in formation. The first image has a futuristic, sci-fi theme with the characters dressed in dark, tactical outfits, while the second image has a more serene, ethereal theme with the characters in white dresses. The central space between the characters in both images suggests an anticipation of something or someone appearing in the middle, as hinted by the post text. The background of the first image is a glowing, cosmic scene, while the second image has a bright, heavenly sky. The text "The iDOLM@STER 5thLIVE If I wings." is present in the second image, indicating the event's title.

The image shows two key visuals for a live performance event related to the anime series "The iDOLM@STER". Both images feature a large group of anime characters, presumably idols, standing in formation. The first image has a futuristic, sci-fi theme with the characters dressed in dark, tactical outfits, while the second image has a more serene, ethereal theme with the characters in white dresses. The central space between the characters in both images suggests an anticipation of something or someone appearing in the middle, as hinted by the post text. The background of the first image is a glowing, cosmic scene, while the second image has a bright, heavenly sky. The text "The iDOLM@STER 5thLIVE If I wings." is present in the second image, indicating the event's title.

The image shows two key visuals for a live performance event related to the anime series "The iDOLM@STER". Both images feature a large group of anime characters, presumably idols, standing in formation. The first image has a futuristic, sci-fi theme with the characters dressed in dark, tactical outfits, while the second image has a more serene, ethereal theme with the characters in white dresses. The central space between the characters in both images suggests an anticipation of something or someone appearing in the middle, as hinted by the post text. The background of the first image is a glowing, cosmic scene, while the second image has a bright, heavenly sky. The text "The iDOLM@STER 5thLIVE If I wings." is present in the second image, indicating the event's title.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

笑えんくらい怒られたばい。

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@kogane295

Jun 16

職場で全面的にうちが悪いことでずっと怒られとるばい！やけどあと2日この状態が続けば「流石に怒りすぎじゃないですか？」って反撃できるばい！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

見んね！クレカが悲鳴をあげてるばい！！

The image shows a screenshot of a financial app displaying a credit card balance. The balance is in Japanese yen, amounting to ¥539,325. The text in the image indicates that this is the balance as of May 27th. The post text in Japanese translates to "Look! My credit card is screaming!!" suggesting that the user is expressing shock or distress over the high balance. The image includes icons for different credit cards and a button to view detailed transaction history. The overall tone of the post is one of financial concern or humor regarding overspending.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

職場で「選挙誰に入れた？」って聞かれたけん、「とりあえず全員に5票ずつ入れました」ってボケたらばり怒られたばい。

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

現行犯ばい！！！！

The image shows a cat caught in the act of opening a refrigerator drawer. The cat is standing on its hind legs, with its front paws gripping the drawer, appearing to pull it open. The setting is a kitchen, with the refrigerator partially visible. The post text in Japanese, "現行犯ばい！！！！", translates to "Caught in the act!!!", which adds context to the humorous situation of the cat being caught trying to access the fridge.

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@kogane295

Jun 20

四捨五入したら摩美々になる猫は賢すぎるけん、暑かったら勝手に冷凍庫を開けるばい。ばり危ないけん対策しなあかんとよ。

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ばり怒られたばい

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@kogane295

May 31

ふぇ〜、休日ダイヤに気づかんとば〜り速い特急に乗ってしまったとよ！！家を出たときよりも遠くに職場があるばい

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

歯医者に来た浅倉透・なんか削られてる、めっちゃ。・いるんだってさ、保険証。月初めだから・割れないんだって、銀歯って・財布ないわ・おー・保険証ないわ・え、終わらないの？まだ・かかるんだってさ。治療、3カ月くらい・診察券ないわ・手、挙げてるんだけど・させてよ。うがい

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

濃くてぬるいけん美味しくはなか！！オモロイだけばい！！

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@kogane295

Jun 3

マクドの氷抜きのアイスコーヒー、苦くてぬるい汁が並々に注がれててばり面白いばい！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

知らん人に特撮の話とかせんほうがよかよ…。

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あんぱんまんを高射砲で撃ち落とす兵士を演じたいフルフェイサーM

@fullfacermmm

Jul 11

フルフェイサーM 「ライダースイングばい！って言ってくださいまし」

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

マクドの氷抜きのアイスコーヒー、苦くてぬるい汁が並々に注がれててばり面白いばい！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

うちが摩美々と呼んどる猫〜！踏まんとって〜！！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

The image shows a screenshot of a social media conversation on X, featuring a dark-themed chat interface with white and blue text bubbles. The conversation involves a user, 月岡恋鐘 (@kogane295), discussing their health condition, specifically mentioning a "シャニマスライブ" (Shanimas Live) event and asking if they can participate despite their condition. The first message, timestamped at 2:18 PM, is in a white bubble, while the reply, timestamped at 5:06 AM, is in a blue bubble, indicating a response. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present, and the text is clear, well-lit, and in focus, suggesting high technical quality. The context from the post text and handle indicates this is an announcement about the health of Tsukoka Renkane, a known character or persona, likely related to the Shanimas franchise.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

このお菓子、何の味もせんくて怖くなったけん、すぐ全部の味がするもんを食べて事なきを得たばい。

The image shows two types of Japanese candy snacks. The first image features two silver packets of candy, one labeled '僕の体調' (My Condition) and the other '全部の味' (All Flavors). The post text humorously mentions that the first candy had no flavor, which was frightening, so the poster quickly ate the second candy that had all flavors to feel better. The second image depicts a bowl of a traditional Japanese dish, likely a type of noodle soup with various ingredients like vegetables, meat, and boiled eggs, served in a decorative bowl. The context from the post text adds a humorous and relatable element to the experience of tasting these snacks.

The image shows two types of Japanese candy snacks. The first image features two silver packets of candy, one labeled '僕の体調' (My Condition) and the other '全部の味' (All Flavors). The post text humorously mentions that the first candy had no flavor, which was frightening, so the poster quickly ate the second candy that had all flavors to feel better. The second image depicts a bowl of a traditional Japanese dish, likely a type of noodle soup with various ingredients like vegetables, meat, and boiled eggs, served in a decorative bowl. The context from the post text adds a humorous and relatable element to the experience of tasting these snacks.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

このアカウントは「など」の部分にかかる負担が大きすぎるばい！！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

四捨五入したら摩美々になる猫は賢すぎるけん、暑かったら勝手に冷凍庫を開けるばい。ばり危ないけん対策しなあかんとよ。

The image shows a black and white cat with a distinctive pattern on its fur, cleverly opening the freezer compartment of a refrigerator. The post text, written in Japanese, humorously suggests that the cat, which is almost as smart as a character named Mami, opens the freezer to cool down when it's hot. The text also mentions the need for safety measures due to the potential danger of the cat's actions. The setting appears to be a domestic kitchen, highlighting the cat's intelligence and the owner's concern for its safety.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

満員電車で小学生が、友達のスペースば作るためにって、両手で思いっきりうちのことを押してきとるとよ！大きくなったらぶっ飛ばすけん、元気に育つんよ！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

上司に「サイゼのメニュー全部頼んだら何円くらいになるんやろ？」って聞かれたけん、「意外と1万円切るらしいっすよ」って答えたら「おもんな」って言われたばい。文章で残せないほどの悪口を言いそうになったばい。

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

女性声優の写真集をたくさん買ったら撮影時に着用していた衣装の抽選に応募できることに若干の抵抗を覚えつつも、マイケル・ジョーダンも試合で履いた靴をオークションに出品しとったしって言い聞かせて正気を保っとるばい！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ふぇ〜、うちがSNS上で摩美々と呼んどる存在〜！ふりかけを返して欲しか！！

The image shows a black and white cat lying on a white surface, with its paw resting on a packet of furikake, a Japanese rice seasoning. The cat's fur pattern is distinctive, with a mix of dark and light patches. The furikake packet is colorful, featuring images of rice and seasoning, and has Japanese text on it. The post text humorously mentions that the cat, referred to as '摩美々' (Mamimi), has taken the furikake, indicating a playful interaction between the pet and the owner. This light-hearted moment captures the everyday life and humor of pet ownership.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

親知らずを抜いた後にゴンチャを飲んどったら、抜歯した穴にタピオカがぴったりはまってガチで取れんくなったばい！！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

またやってしまったばい…。

The image shows a clear plastic container with a pink lid, holding several pieces of what appears to be seasoned meat or a similar snack. The meat is coated in a reddish-brown seasoning, suggesting it might be a type of Japanese snack or preserved food. Next to the container, there is an orange package with a black design, possibly the packaging for the snack. The post text in Japanese, "またやってしまったばい…。", translates to "I did it again...", indicating a sense of regret or resignation, possibly about eating this snack again.

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@kogane295

Jun 7

もっと丁寧な暮らしをしたか！具体的には見切り品のたらこに七味をぶっかけて辛子明太子を精製したりするのをやめたいばい！！

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職場のロレックスつけとる先輩に褒めてもらったばい！

The image shows a person wearing a black smartwatch on their wrist, displaying an anime character with green hair and large eyes, likely Kogane Tsukioka from the post context (@kogane295). The watch face also shows the time (5:27) and has a vibrant, colorful design. The person is dressed in a dark sleeve, and the background includes a soft, white, fluffy object, possibly a jacket or blanket. The post text indicates the smartwatch was mistaken for a Rolex and praised by a coworker, adding a humorous and positive workplace interaction context. No platform watermarks are visible.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

ふぇ？ #シャニマス7th_福岡_day2

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@kogane295

Jun 21

つまりはシーズがイルミネ楽曲を歌う可能性があるということね？うちは「FELICE」にベットするばい！「星それぞれ見える月の形を分け合いながら広がるソナーレ」ばい！！「始まりと気付かないで追いかけていたヒカリが揺るぎなく、曇りなく輝くの」ばい！！ #シャニマス7th_福岡_day1

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

うちがSNS上で摩美々と呼んどる猫は3ヶ月に1回くらい甘えてくれるばい。

$The image shows a tabby cat with a striking silver and black marbled coat, lounging comfortably on a person\'s lap, likely the owner. The cat has green eyes and a relaxed posture, with its front paw resting on the person\'s dark clothing. The post text, written in a casual, regional Japanese dialect, refers to the cat as "摩美々" (Mamie), a nickname used by the poster, 月岡恋鐘 (@kogane295), who notes the cat only seeks affection every three months. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly on a couch or chair, with a cozy and intimate atmosphere. No platform watermarks are visible.$

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このTシャツを着て梅田ば歩いとったら道行く人みんなに「円環 -Halo around- second quadrantへ行かれるんですか？」って聞かれるばい！寿司食べて国宝見てちょっと買い物して帰るだけばい。

The image shows a person wearing a white T-shirt featuring an anime-style illustration. The illustration depicts a girl with black hair, wearing a white blouse with a pink bow, holding a smartphone against a pink background. The post text mentions that while walking in Umeda, people asked the wearer if they were going to see "円環 -Halo around- second quadrant," indicating the T-shirt design is related to this anime or event. The wearer clarifies they were just in Umeda to eat sushi, visit a national treasure, and do some shopping before returning home.

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

終わりばい、もう二度とみんながおる世界には戻れんとよ。

The image is a promotional banner featuring colorful Japanese text and cartoon characters. The text reads "新潟発っっっ！かみさんがパートに行ってる間はずっとガンプラール" which translates to "From Niigata! While my wife is at her part-time job, I'm always building Gunpla." The banner includes illustrations of fruits like grapes and strawberries, and a cartoon character holding a Gunpla model, suggesting a playful and light-hearted theme. The context from the post text indicates a sense of finality or farewell, which might imply this is the last of such promotional content. The overall tone is cheerful and engaging, aimed at fans of Gunpla (Gundam plastic models).

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@kogane295

Jun 14

電車乗り間違えたばい！

僕の体調を発表する月岡恋鐘

職場に来てる保険営業の方に名前を聞かれたけん、偽名で答えたら上司にばり怒られたばい