如月 (火水派くノ一)

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如月 (火水派くノ一)

@luckyA_kisaragi

如月にいさ

言葉遊びの師ひみつにーさん目指して修行中

2300フォロワーで火水を継承いつでも誰でも生きてるだけでみんなラッキー✧︎*。

太秦Joined November 2022

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@luckyA_kisaragi

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@Owatterushashin

死ぬくらいねら、I killって書いて生きるわ

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これは戦争と言うより大根の乱、大混乱

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ノリの良いaiko 「少し背のかたい〜♪」

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好きな番組やったわ

The image features a cartoon character pointing upwards with a cheerful expression, accompanied by Japanese text. The text reads "好きな番組" (suki na bangumi), which translates to "favorite show" or "favorite program". Additionally, there is a dandelion illustration in the top right corner. The post is a reply to a tweet discussing words that start with "チ" (chi), continue with "ン" (n), and end with "ポ" (po), leading to a humorous conclusion. The context suggests that the image is related to a favorite Japanese TV show, likely chosen for its light-hearted and entertaining nature.

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これは無期無期

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50過ぎてもまだ「ヤバみ！」と投稿してるのがキムタクらしくて面白い

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お局「刃向かったわね」のハム買ったわねの部分

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このバカ賃がー！！！

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御奈新ヶ万出家が途絶えず現代まできた奇跡

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@Owatterushashin

誰のレス？ワイやレスってイヤーホントかわいい、、、^^

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うーん、狭き門でしたね、、、( ´･ω･` )

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担任に相談しなさい今日死のうと言ったら必ず教師ＮＯと言うから

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それでも多くの日本人がホッとするところがミソ

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これ炭治郎(すみじろう)やろ

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歩いていくには道長すぎる、、、( ´•ω•` )

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ありでしょ、こんなん守れんなら"どうせい"っちゅうねん、、、( ´•ω•` )

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@ksk_nonrotation

成功(せいこう)したのだろうか、、、

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若者ナンパしまくっとるなイタリア、若気のｲﾀﾘｰ

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ポチャーン

The image is a screenshot from a social media post by the user 如月にいさ(火水派くノ一)🕸 (@luckyA_kisaragi). It features a person with short dark hair, wearing a blue top, with their head slightly bowed and eyes closed, suggesting a moment of contemplation or sadness. The image has Japanese text overlay, which reads '子宮が恋に病んだ' translating to 'The uterus is lovesick'. The post is a reply to @mariakirist with the text 'これはずるい' meaning 'This is unfair' and the reply text '@mariakirist ポチャーン' which can be interpreted as a playful or teasing sound effect. The watermark from 小红书 (Rednote) is visible in the top left corner, indicating the original platform of the content.

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そして約束を破ったら全ての指でデュクシィ

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@kagikakko_gengi

【ほんとのことしゃベローか】もう舌入れタン？はい、入れま舌

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あなたに必要なのは受精の事ではなく、受験に精を出す事です、、、

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思いヤリーがあるけど、無理ヤリー挿れようとしてるのはヤリきれないし、ヒヤリーとする、、、( ´•ω•` )

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有能な医師なら、答えはきっとCANさー(Cancer)

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受けん精の皆さん、子宮席につきなさい

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何を不マンゲな顔してるのですか、、病院から出ていいんもう？

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ツイ民が知るジャイアン

The images depict scenes from the popular Japanese anime 'Doraemon'. The first image shows a character named Gian, also known as Takeshi Gouda, using a laptop, suggesting a modern or humorous take on his character. The second image features Gian interacting with Doraemon and other characters, indicating a moment of friendship or camaraderie. The context from the post text suggests a playful comparison of Gian's character over time, highlighting his evolution or different aspects of his personality known to fans. The setting in the second image appears to be indoors, possibly in a home environment, adding a personal touch to the interaction.

The images depict scenes from the popular Japanese anime 'Doraemon'. The first image shows a character named Gian, also known as Takeshi Gouda, using a laptop, suggesting a modern or humorous take on his character. The second image features Gian interacting with Doraemon and other characters, indicating a moment of friendship or camaraderie. The context from the post text suggests a playful comparison of Gian's character over time, highlighting his evolution or different aspects of his personality known to fans. The setting in the second image appears to be indoors, possibly in a home environment, adding a personal touch to the interaction.

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よかったぁ、重罪でなくジュージューで^^

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だんだんウマくなるってこれか

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これは店長顔ない上に顔なくなるかも

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【良い会社】上司「しー

おしっこだけに、、、笑笑笑」

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@roninkaiwai2bot

他の生徒(ノリ悪すぎ) GReeeeN「ごめん、、、、、自責」

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財布の中身、いつのまにかIt's no moneyか、、、

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Dポイントの事を「デーポイントならあります」というの、やめてほしい

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5の階乗かいじょう(以上)！

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気持ち悪いの一言を腕組みしてインタビュー受けてる時点で、確定です( ´•ω•` )

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@yase_tai_zettai

触覚に見えて泡吹きそうになりましたー:( ;˙꒳˙;):

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東京にある大学はすべて東大だ誇っていいぞ

The image depicts a person dressed in formal attire, likely a professor or lecturer, standing in front of a chalkboard in what appears to be a university classroom. The individual is wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and a dark tie, and a small pin is visible on the lapel of the suit. The setting suggests an academic environment, possibly in Tokyo, as indicated by the post text which humorously states that all universities in Tokyo are considered '東大' (Todai, short for University of Tokyo). The post text adds a layer of local pride and humor, suggesting that the person in the image might be associated with a prestigious institution. The overall tone of the post is light-hearted, celebrating the academic culture in Tokyo.

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生理的に無理だから、たしかに一発アウトだな

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やかましい童貞「アザーっす！」

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@Hackyou_Shimasu

好みのタイプの客来い来い来い来い来い来い恋来い来い来い来い来い来い恋、、、

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スギ食えば飛散少なく悲惨なし

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「こんな寄せ書きは、よせ！ガキ！なんつってwww」という上司がいそうな職場

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フルボッキをフルボッコしてたと、、、( ´•ω•` )

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でも見たところで、どうってことないな、、、

The image shows a close-up of a medical professional's hand pressing a button on an electrocardiogram (ECG) machine, with an ECG report featuring pink grid lines and medical data emerging from the device. The machine is gray and has a digital display, positioned on a flat surface in a clinical setting. The post text from @luckyA_kisaragi suggests a casual or dismissive reaction ("でも見たところで、どうってことないな、、、"), implying the ECG result or machine might not be noteworthy. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.

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@SuperCarrot3294

いやいやチキンとした子だな〜と感心してましたよ、きっと^^

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【反抗期】この母親が御奈新ヶ万出家に嫁ぎさえしなければ、、、

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小さな男性があまりにも嫌がるので大きな男性は自分の服を脱ぎ涼しくなることを教えた

The image is a scene from an animated show, likely Japanese, depicting a humorous situation where a larger male character has removed his clothes to cool down in the heat, as suggested by the post text. A smaller male character is seen flying through the air, holding a pink object, possibly a book or a tablet, with an expression of surprise or distress. The larger character is running towards the smaller one, emphasizing the comedic contrast in their sizes and reactions to the heat. The setting appears to be an outdoor area, possibly a sidewalk or street, with a simple background that focuses attention on the characters' interaction.

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「彼女山頂厳しい〜」と言われ別れたか

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パパとママはこの絵を喜んでくれたかな？ヤッたね、大性交(成功)だね^^

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ツイッターとは縁がなさそうな二人が珍しくツイ民から好感持たれてるの見て微笑ましい( ◜ω◝ )

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@Owatterushashin

「この装置なければ当然余命ない」の当然嫁居ないの部分、、、( ´•ω•` )

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チョコチョコキレイになっていくんですね^^

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@Owatterushashin

3Pとしても残り2Pは全然8P(ハッピー)じゃない、文字通り0P(レイプ)だろ、、、( ´•ω•` )

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こんな簡易でいいんボイス？と心の声が、、、

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賭け事から足洗ったんじゃないの？あぁやっパチンコから足洗うわ

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誰もが知ると言う時点で無礼Kingだ、うん。

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@Owatterushashin

チークに傷、、、チークショウだな、、(；；)

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詠むのは俳人ではなく廃人

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リプ欄も意見がマップたつに分かれてる、、、( ´◔‸◔`)

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@Owatterushashin

そうデスノートは言えません、、、( ´•ω•` )

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GO昆虫(合コン中)なんだからキレなくてもね

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【このループを断ち切れ】父「食べかた可愛すぎるだろ！美味しそうに食べすぎだろ！boo！boo！」子 (おっ野次…)

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これ思い出した、、、

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これは単位をdropですね、、、( ´◔‸◔`)

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一発で仕留められてこれ

$The image shows a person with an exaggerated, humorous facial expression, squinting and smiling broadly with visible teeth, likely intended to evoke laughter. The person has short, dark hair and appears to be making a comical face, possibly in response to a surprising or funny situation. The post text, referencing a mosquito with a humorous intent to "destroy humans," suggests this image is used as a meme to amplify the joke, combining the funny expression with the absurd context. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible. The composition is simple, with a plain background, focusing on the person\'s face.$

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谷原さんはとても紳士な方で、以前ドラマの撮影に来た時に他の共演者は誰も一般人には挨拶しなかったのに谷原さんだけは最後に「ご迷惑をお掛けしました」と深々と一人一人に挨拶して帰って行ったのを今でも思い出します( ´͈ ᵕ `͈ )♡

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@natsui_tanoshi

個室トイレに入ってすぐこれ

The image shows a person sitting in a dark leather chair, laughing or reacting with an exaggerated expression. The setting appears to be an office or a professional environment, indicated by the background which includes a wooden cutting board and some kitchen utensils, suggesting a break room or a casual office space. The post text in Japanese mentions entering a private toilet and immediately seeing this reaction, implying a humorous or relatable situation where everyone in the company makes this face when someone is being scolded by their boss. This context adds a layer of humor, making the image a meme about workplace dynamics and the universal reaction to a stressful situation involving a superior.

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それは合TENGA行かないですよね、、、( ´•ω•` )