IT HAPPENED AGAIN SPOILERED IMAGE FOR PROOF
I got bored, so i decided to jerk myself off, i remembered yesterday how i experimented with putting stuff inside my butthole, for those who dont know, i started off by getting a plastic bag from my grandpa, i first inserted a smooth pen, Unfortunately i was getting bored, but the pen had went extremely deep, it even managed to penetrate through the prostate area, i started to pull it out before it went too far inside and would obstruct, i pulled it out slowly and carefully and i noticed the plastic bag i had put over it (like makeshift gloves or condom so it doesnt get dirty) had tore and the pen was covered with shit. (Not really, it was a very small amount), so i ran outside of my room naked to grab another plastic bag, i then played around with my finger a little bit and jakked myself off until i would cum.
Today, i attempted the same challenge. I decided to go thicker, i started off with my finger as normal to ease myself in, i would also like to say that im not gay im just doing it because its fun and also it feels a bit good to touch your prostate, so i moved onto a large bottle of anti mosquito spray, it was a tad bit thicker than my finger, and i inserted it in the same plastic bag, because im a dumbass and like previously, i didnt bring any lube and i roughed it out. This time i was prepared with a plastic bag and i had taken a shit a while ago. i kept trying to shove it deeper inside and i imagined myself as incredible gassy, bouncing on it lightly, i jerked myself off and came, i decided to take it out, which is always the worst part because it hurts. I took it out, and low and behold: THE BAG HAD TORE ITSELF. THANKFULLY THE ANTI-MOSQUITO SPRAY DID NOT SUFFER, BECAUSE MY MOM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT AND GOTTEN MAD AT ME. I'm not gay and i dont think i will be doing anal anymore. I might just stick to CBT. i like hitting my balls with a fly swatter.