[–] ▶ №13088862[Quote]>>13089033
tell me what i should try putting in there next
▶ №13088879[Quote]>>13088892
>>13088835 (OP)this is probably taken from a reddit post but why would you use a pencil holy fuck what a retard
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>>13088879actually, it was a pen not a pencil and it wasnt sharp, and i shoved it with the smooth end, there wasnt anything sharp so i decided to insert it. playing with my prostate
▶ №13088898[Quote]>>13088906>>13088918>>13088931>>13089075>>13089800
cd holder with a garbage bag over it covered in coconut oil
▶ №13088906[Quote]
>>13088898Oh yeah that sounds good
▶ №13088918[Quote]>>13088931
>>13088898Actually no i dont know what a cd holder is and its too thick for my ass i cant shove that girth in
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>>13088931im not gay and im doing it to get precum out for lube
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Dude, what the fuck is this thread?
▶ №13088990[Quote]>>13088994
I regularly crush my balls with my feet, and wrap them up so they are easier to crush, i want to milk my precum and prostate juice on my feet and drain all my cum out on my feet and toes, then lick it up. And imagine its a girl doing it to me.
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>>13088994Uh i dont think i will because im not a tranny like you
▶ №13089039[Quote]
Yeah, so imagine the overload of sensation as you are rubbing your prostate, crushing your balls rubbing your nipples and rubbing on your feet, Oh i would dream of that, maybe also with some sounding and electricity
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>>13089033that's dangerous and i dont want my butt to blow up.
▶ №13089093[Quote]>>13089100>>13089108
I was in a public toilet riding my dildo when it fell in the hole where all the shit is, So gross. I thought i could reach to get it but there was shit everywhere, so now EVERYONE that goes in sees it.
▶ №13089103[Quote]>>13089109
Is this fr or cap
▶ №13089106[Quote]>>13089119
something similar happened to me except instead of a plastic bag it was toilet paper, and i didnt bleed the pencil just tore past the toilet paper a little bit
▶ №13089123[Quote]>>13089134
Use lube. You'll hurt yourself without it
▶ №13089132[Quote]>>13089145
go up i want people to humiliate me for being a cuck with a small dick
▶ №13089152[Quote]>>13089165
>>13089134The best lube is well, lube for sex, but if you don't have the opportunity to buy it, crisco and coconut oil are good
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>>13089134Toilet paper does make my ass have less juices since it soaks it all up but it lubes up the paper ball in the process even though i usually get shit stuck on it, so when i push it back in i make a mess.
▶ №13089165[Quote]>>13089179
>>13089152yea obviously i heard about that, i might try seeing what i have with me, i think i have some kind of oil. i remember i used skin cleaning products on my dick once and it stung and hurt like crap.
▶ №13089169[Quote]>>13089173
Do your parents know
▶ №13089172[Quote]>>13089235
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
▶ №13089173[Quote]
>>13089169no, im not going to tell them because thats private.
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>>13089165But the sting is so good though, I remember putting minty soap in my asshole, like alot, the sting was so good.
▶ №13089207[Quote]>>13089244
Did anyone else put sticks from outside and wrap it in plastic wrap and shove it up their asshole it feels good doe doe
▶ №13089235[Quote]>>13089246
>>13089172Yeah okay well, let me think of my craziest story. when i was a kid i used to play little big planet but only the levels that used to make the controller vibrate alot, then i'd put it on my dick and my balls.
Obviously i tried sounding myself, but i ended up using some kind of ring and the ring was sharp, so i only managed to shove it a little bit inside, i didnt really like it. it had like an arrow shaped bit at the end that protruded and it did not feel good at all.
Well, there has been a time when the house has been empty so i just walk around the entire house naked, and i look for supplies to make a diy flesh light, i usually just use a bannana peel now, and eat the bannana while im jerking off.
And ofcourse, yesterday i tried to shove my finger and a pen up my ass, i started with the pen because i was disgusted about shoving my finger. Then it tore up inside me, and i had a very hard time taking it out, it was very tightly in there and i had to kind of pull it out of my ass, but it was dangerous so i was very careful, i saw that i had bleeded, and ran out my room naked to grab a plastic bag, i came back and finished my session, but i sadly couldnt milk much precum and prostate juice.
▶ №13089244[Quote]>>13089251
>>13089207what do you mean by that? and no, i just had a plastic bag i wrapped around my finger and pen, i took from my grandpa.
▶ №13089246[Quote]>>13089258
>>13089235My prostate juices are yellow and foamy, normal?
▶ №13089251[Quote]
>>13089244thats because i dont have any gloves or condoms in my house
▶ №13089258[Quote]>>13089270
>>13089246You might have to check it out, i dont think thats normal. but there is a slight chance it could have mixed in with your urine.
▶ №13089270[Quote]>>13089283
>>13089258Ok. Because i do use my piss as lube to shove large objects in my asshole.
▶ №13089283[Quote]>>13089290
>>13089270It's not good to use piss as lube, especially in your asshole, its dirty and can cause an infection. You would be better off using water, and when you use water it gets wet and functions as lube because your butt will produce more juice, same thing if you get your dick wet
▶ №13089290[Quote]>>13089311
>>13089283I like using cups of piss i collect and pour it in my asshole
▶ №13089296[Quote]>>13089305
FUCK THIS BRIMSTONE THREAD!!!!!
▶ №13089311[Quote]
>>13089290Why though? Also, when i tried shaking my ass with the pencil inside, i kind of imagined myself as the incredible gassy
▶ №13089328[Quote]
>>13089315please stop being hostile for no reason, just hide the thread if you're getting disturbedd by it. this is a normal discussion thread.
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>>13089315Again, remember you are not forced to stay in this thread, this is just like one of those general threads on 4chan
▶ №13089374[Quote]>>13089787
If anyone else wants to talk more, let me know okay?
▶ №13089787[Quote]
>>13089374I want to talk, what do you recommend for my first time?
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>>13088898i get it
reddit upvote
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Schizo faggots vvQn
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Up
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>>13088939Suicide is always an option, make sure to rail your mom with the shit covered ‘ildo strapped on though
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I'm archiving this thread, another nusoi fail GEEEEEEG
