授業出ろ

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授業出ろ

@Jugyo_dero

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授業出ろ

@Jugyo_dero

Aug 6

しずかちゃん、ミシシッピ州のピッピ、ミシシッピピッピだっピ

俺のありえない記述みて

「めっちゃ盛れたw」と言って毒殺するJK

めっちゃ失礼でおもろいwwww

なんかエロ垢に説教くらって鬱

例えば「ミギーがチンコに寄生してたらドマンナカーと名付けられていたのだろうか」みたいなバカバカしい疑問を日に数個ほど考えているんだけど、これは雑学の''学''の部分に相当するんじゃないかと思ってきた

キチゲ(そういう鍋料理)

麻薬たまご温めてたら麻薬産まれちゃって今刑務所

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これ本当に問題文に同じ文字出てきちゃった時の苦し紛れの記述です

お前今「名古屋大」つったか？

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とろろもちもち

@mochitotororo

Sep 1

右手はチョキで♪左手もチョキで♪ えびふらい〜♪ x.com/8street8nc8/st…

関根勤問15を解説「アメリカが安い労働が欲しくて、高い英語力と数学力を持った人々がインド人で、そのインド人が国内に戻った時に、ICTの社会をインド国内に広めたため」だよね

The image features a man in a formal suit and tie, likely Nobuhiko Sekine, who is mentioned in the post text. The post discusses the historical context of how the demand for cheap labor in America led to the migration of highly skilled Indian workers, who then returned to India and helped spread ICT (Information and Communication Technology) within the country. The man's professional attire suggests he might be an educator or expert explaining this topic. The background is a plain, light blue color, keeping the focus on the individual.

おっおー！お返事まだカナ

　　　　　　　　無視する猿、スルーロリス…w

The image features a popular emoji-style character with a yellow face and a grey body, winking and blowing a kiss with a red heart. The character is set against a blue grid background, which is typical for many meme formats. The post text in Japanese, "おっおー！お返事まだカナ❓💦 無視する猿、スルーロリス…w", translates to "Hey hey! Haven't you replied yet? ❓💦 Ignoring monkey, ignoring loris... lol". This context suggests the image is used humorously to express playful impatience or teasing about waiting for a response, which is a common theme in social media interactions. The character's pose and expression add to the light-hearted and comedic tone of the post.

私は彼よりよく滑る潤滑油で、大学も滑りました

The image depicts three individuals in a professional office setting, all dressed in business attire. Two of them are standing and appear to be engaged in a conversation, with one gesturing with their hands, possibly explaining something or making a point. The third person is seated, facing the two standing individuals. The context from the post text, which humorously mentions being a better lubricant than someone else and failing to get into university, suggests that this image is being used to illustrate a comedic scenario related to workplace or educational failures. The setting is clean and minimalistic, focusing on the interaction between the characters, which aligns with the humorous tone of the post.

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店の中で燃えたら危ないよ

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もうすぐ日本滅ぶから気にすんな

歯医者さん「A斜線B斜線C斜線D斜線…良い歯ですね

」入試の自己採してる俺「A斜線B斜線C斜線D斜線

」

便器舐める練習なんだからいいだろ

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医医

@MtFCCwlohQ74554

Jul 29

クンニ上手くなりたいから練習してたけど、スマホの画面がトイレの便器より汚いこと知って終わった

そんな泣き方じゃ推薦取れないよ

話の腰を42回折ったら月の話が始まる

小学校にしかない学年

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こ浪すぞ

@kusokuuotoko

Aug 12

ある研究によると、この世の同人誌に出てくるスク水は｢5-A｣または｢4-3｣しか存在しないという

暗記するだけで東大に入れる教科書欲しすぎるだろ t.co/5atlAq6Hfh

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↓世界一面白いツイート

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ドラゴンク浪

@tumeofdragon

Jun 21

5浪してるくせに語尾ににゃとか付けてんのこいつヘラヘラしすぎだろ

「悪い犬…」 (わるいぬかよ………) 　　　　　　　　　　　　「よくないぬ」

The image shows a group of young men posing together in a room with a plain white background. They are dressed casually, with some wearing hoodies, jackets, and caps. The group is arranged in two rows, with the front row sitting and the back row standing. The post text in Japanese reads: "悪い犬…" (わるいぬかよ………) "よくないぬ" which translates to "Bad dog..." (Is it a bad dog...?) "Not a good dog". This text adds a humorous or playful context to the image, suggesting a light-hearted or teasing interaction among the group. The overall mood of the image is casual and friendly, capturing a moment of camaraderie.

授業出ろ

@Jugyo_dero

Jun 13

全身にガン…？突然生えてきたspeed「Niggеr!?」

The image depicts a medical consultation setting where a patient is seated and facing a doctor. The doctor is wearing a stethoscope, indicating a professional medical environment. Behind the doctor, there is a computer screen displaying an X-ray image, suggesting that the consultation might involve discussing the patient's health condition, possibly related to cancer as implied by the post text "全身にガン…？" which translates to "Cancer all over the body...?" The setting is clinical, with a white desk and medical equipment, emphasizing the seriousness of the situation. The post text also mentions a sudden reaction from someone named Speed, which might be a reference to a known personality or character, adding a layer of surprise or shock to the context.

うわ、あの犬悪いなぁ〜〜　　　　　　　　　よくないぬ…w

The image consists of two frames featuring a humanoid robot with a simplistic, expressionless face. The robot's appearance is somewhat comical due to its exaggerated features and lack of detailed facial expressions. The post text in Japanese, "うわ、あの犬悪いなぁ〜〜よくないぬ…w", translates to "Wow, that dog is bad〜〜 It's not a good dog... lol", suggesting a humorous context where the robot is being compared to a misbehaving dog. This comparison adds a layer of humor, as the robot's stoic expression contrasts with the playful tone of the text. The image is likely intended to entertain and amuse the audience by juxtaposing the serious look of the robot with the light-hearted commentary.

浪人界隈←わからせ後の敗北メスガキだらけでエロい

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豊か2

@tnxxxxls2

Jul 23

人類をメスガキと仮定すれば受験はわからせコンテンツである

この言葉から知性を感じてドキドキする………

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天碧(アヲイ)ᚨᛞ

@FunadaKiito

Jun 23

Fan account

Replying to @Hello_Rounin

せっかく頭いいんだから性格直しなよ

ガチでおもろすぎるWWWWWWWWWWw

浪数

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なとみ

@natomi009

Jul 31

Parody account

お前らが大谷翔平に"勝ってる"ところ教えて

「国歌、冷唱」「「「「君がうぉwは」」」」

そか笑

ナウル共和国観光局公式さんによる''話を聞こうとしている''態度や、''冷静な返事''。憧れるなぁ。

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yvrolifc-.behknqux

@7xxoyNhu2riivDS

Aug 26

Replying to @kakiku_bs and @nauru_japan

一人一人話を聞こうとしているし、ブロックは基本したくないとか、、暴言吐かれてるのに冷静に返事してる所とか

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まさにそんな状況です！先の問題見ないで行き当たりばったりに解き進めたバチが当たりました笑

「悪い犬…」

「(わるいぬか…？)」

「(わるいぬだな)」

「(わるいぬって言え…！)」

「よくないぬ」

いや、ちがくて、