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ITT: we use this ai slop SCP article generator to make gemshttps://websim.com/@RoguesNIGHTMARE/scp-article-generator-2>Item #: SCP-6492<REDDIT SPACE>Object Class: Euclid<DOUBLE REDDIT SPACE>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced, climate-controlled humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell is to be furnished with a standard-issue cot, sanitation facilities, and a television set pre-programmed with a continuous loop of Mexican soap operas. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with an unlimited supply of Coca-Cola brand soda. Deprivation of this supply for longer than five (5) minutes has been shown to dramatically increase the risk of containment breach.<REDDIT SPACE>Daily interaction with SCP-XXXX is limited to a single D-Class personnel under strict supervision of at least two (2) security personnel. All personnel entering SCP-XXXX's containment cell are required to wear Level A HAZMAT suits due to the unpredictable nature of SCP-XXXX's gaseous emissions. Any instance of SCP-XXXX emitting its anomalous "brap gas" should be immediately reported, along with the subject's current disposition.<REDDIT SPACE>Under no circumstances are personnel to provoke SCP-XXXX. Any attempt to question SCP-XXXX regarding its origins, abilities, or potential affiliations is strictly prohibited, unless explicitly authorized by O5 command. The entity is feared by many staff, and for good reason.<DOUBLE REDDIT SPACE>Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of apparent Northern Mexican descent. SCP-XXXX is severely obese, possessing a pronounced double chin and generally grotesque features. SCP-XXXX is invariably clad in a t-shirt bearing the flag of Mexico. Attempts to remove or alter this garment have proven unsuccessful, as the fabric appears to be fused to the entity’s epidermis.<REDDIT SPACE>SCP-XXXX exhibits several anomalous properties, the most notable being its ability to emit gaseous discharges, hereafter referred to as "brap gas," from its lower intestinal tract. The composition of this gas is primarily methane, but also contains trace amounts of sulfur dioxide and an unidentified compound that induces extreme nausea and disorientation in humans exposed to it for more than thirty (30) seconds. The emission of "brap gas" appears to be triggered by SCP-XXXX's dissatisfaction, anxiety, or occasionally, at random.<REDDIT SPACE>When deprived of Coca-Cola, or when directly questioned about its origins, SCP-XXXX becomes agitated and will invariably utter the phrase "obsessed brimstone" in heavily accented Spanish. This phrase has no known meaning, and attempts to determine its significance have been inconclusive. Prolonged agitation invariably leads to increased "brap gas" emissions, escalating the risk of containment breach.<REDDIT SPACE>Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Contact Report<REDDIT SPACE>SCP-XXXX was initially discovered in a rural cantina near Tijuana, Mexico, following reports of unusual odors and widespread illness among the local populace. Foundation agents apprehended SCP-XXXX without incident, noting its docile demeanor when provided with a case of Coca-Cola. The cantina, along with all affected individuals, were administered amnestics.<REDDIT SPACE>Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Report XXXX-07<REDDIT SPACE>On ██/██/20██, D-8392, during routine interaction with SCP-XXXX, attempted to engage the entity in conversation about its origins. Immediately following D-8392's inquiry, SCP-XXXX emitted a concentrated blast of "brap gas" that ruptured the D-Class's protective suit. D-8392 subsequently succumbed to asphyxiation and severe chemical burns. The containment cell required extensive decontamination, and containment procedures were reviewed.<REDDIT SPACE>Addendum XXXX-3: Revised Containment Procedures<REDDIT SPACE>Due to the events of Incident XXXX-07, containment procedures have been revised to explicitly prohibit any non-essential communication with SCP-XXXX. The risk to personnel outweighs any potential benefits gleaned from interacting with the entity. Emphasis is to be placed on maintaining SCP-XXXX's comfort and preventing agitation at all costs. ▶ №13049921[Quote]
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Item #: SCP-7389
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Faraday cage constructed from tungsten alloy, measuring 5m x 5m x 5m, located at Site-██. The cage must be electromagnetically shielded to prevent accidental activation. The cage is to be constantly monitored by three (3) closed-circuit cameras, with infrared capabilities. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX, even remotely, must undergo mandatory psychological evaluations before and after each interaction.
Access to SCP-XXXX is restricted to personnel of Level 3 clearance or higher, and requires the express authorization of at least two (2) Level 4 personnel. Under no circumstances are non-Aryan or Jewish personnel permitted within 20 meters of the containment cell. Any instances of unscheduled power fluctuations, sudden temperature spikes, or unusual olfactory signatures (specifically, the scent of burning matter) near SCP-XXXX’s containment cell are to be reported immediately. Due to several containment breaches, personnel are to exercise extreme caution when near SCP-XXXX's cell.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate age, physically resembling a male of Caucasian descent, approximately 1.8 meters in height and weighing 75 kilograms. SCP-XXXX is invariably dressed in the uniform of a high-ranking officer of the Nazi Schutzstaffel (SS), complete with all associated insignia, including the Totenkopf cap badge, Iron Cross, and Swastika armband. Despite the uniform's apparent age, it exhibits no signs of wear or degradation.
SCP-XXXX remains in a static pose, with its arms crossed, and exhibits no signs of life as conventionally understood; it does not breathe, require sustenance, or react to external stimuli. Physical examination of SCP-XXXX has proven inconclusive, as any attempt to collect samples from the entity results in equipment malfunction or complete failure.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property manifests when any individual not perceived by the entity as "Aryan" or of Jewish descent comes within a certain proximity (estimated to be 5 meters). Upon entering this range, the subject will experience immediate and complete carbonization. This process occurs instantaneously, leaving behind only a pile of ash. Analysis of the resultant ash reveals it to be consistent with the complete combustion of human tissue.
The criteria by which SCP-XXXX determines "Aryan" status is currently unknown. Genetic markers, skin pigmentation, and declared ethnic heritage do not appear to be consistent predictors. To date, only individuals of unambiguous Northern European descent have proven immune to SCP-XXXX's carbonization effect. Even then, success has not been guaranteed.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log
Date: ██/██/████
Summary: During a routine inspection of SCP-XXXX's containment cell, Dr. Miriam ██████, a researcher of Jewish descent, inadvertently approached within 7 meters of the containment cell. Despite strict protocols, the door was not completely sealed due to a mechanical malfunction. Dr. ██████ was instantly carbonized. The containment breach was immediately addressed, and containment procedures were re-evaluated.
Addendum XXXX-2: Researcher Note
It is the prevailing opinion among research staff that SCP-XXXX actively enjoys its function. The chilling efficiency and discriminatory nature of its effect, combined with the impassive, almost serene expression on its face, fosters a sense of profound unease among personnel. This object is feared, not just for its danger, but for the ideology it embodies. We must remain vigilant.
- Dr. Elias H███████
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Item #: SCP-2814
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced concrete chamber, measuring 5m x 5m x 3m. The chamber is to be climate-controlled, maintaining a temperature of 20°C and a humidity level of 50%. Weekly inspections are to be conducted by Level 2 personnel to check for structural damage to the containment chamber, as well as monitor SCP-XXXX's condition.
Direct physical contact with SCP-XXXX is prohibited. Handling of SCP-XXXX's saliva requires the use of full Level A hazardous material suits due to its high arsenic content. Any personnel exhibiting symptoms of arsenic poisoning following potential exposure must be immediately quarantined and treated.
SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a daily ration of 5 kg of non-anomalous, processed beef. This is to be introduced into the containment chamber via a pneumatic delivery system to minimize personnel interaction. Any deviation from this ration requires approval from Level 3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.8 meters in height, exhibiting severe compression damage consistent with being crushed by a heavy object. The entity's skin has a pale, greyish hue with numerous brown discolorations. Despite the crushing injury and visible signs of advanced arsenic poisoning, SCP-XXXX displays persistent signs of life.
A solid, cuboid block of arsenic, measuring approximately 0.3 meters on each side, is permanently affixed to the top of SCP-XXXX's head. Attempts to remove this block have proven unsuccessful and result in significant distress to the entity. The block displays the standard chemical symbol and atomic weight of arsenic.
SCP-XXXX exhibits minimal cognitive function and appears to be in a constant state of pain and distress. It is unable to communicate verbally, but emits low, guttural moans. The entity continuously salivates, producing approximately 2 liters of highly toxic fluid per day. Analysis of this fluid confirms extremely high concentrations of arsenic. SCP-XXXX also wears a pair of black-framed glasses. Although they appear normal, analysis of the material is ongoing.
Despite the apparent lethal dose of arsenic present within its system and the crushing injuries sustained, SCP-XXXX continues to function biologically. Its internal organs show signs of severe arsenic poisoning, yet remain active. The exact mechanism behind SCP-XXXX's continued existence is currently unknown and is the subject of ongoing research.
Addendum XXXX-1: On █/██/20██, SCP-XXXX began to exhibit increased agitation, accompanied by attempts to dislodge the arsenic block from its head. This behavior coincided with a spike in arsenic prices on the global market. Investigation into a possible correlation is ongoing.
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Item #: SCP-7136
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX's reproductive capabilities and current lack of understanding regarding its origins, complete containment is deemed unfeasible at this time. Foundation efforts are to be focused on monitoring and suppressing information regarding SCP-XXXX and its byproducts. Any offspring (designated SCP-XXXX-1) are to be terminated immediately upon discovery. Containment sites experiencing SCP-XXXX manifestation are to be quarantined and subjected to Procedure XI-Omega-9 ("Scorched Earth"). Any personnel exposed to SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 are to undergo psychological evaluation, and amnestic treatment administered as needed. Direct interaction with SCP-XXXX is prohibited.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a grotesque humanoid entity, approximately 2.5 meters in height. Its body is covered in a dense, matted coat of white fur, interspersed with areas of exposed, seemingly synthetic flesh. Notable features include an oversized cranium bearing a tattoo resembling the spade suit from a standard deck of playing cards, oversized glasses, multiple piercings, and a pronounced underbite. The entity appears to be in a perpetual state of distress, its mouth agape in a silent scream.
Anomalous properties manifest primarily in SCP-XXXX's reproductive system. The entity possesses a modified womb-like structure located on its abdomen. This structure is capable of rapidly gestating and birthing offspring, designated SCP-XXXX-1. The method of impregnation is currently unknown, although observations suggest a capacity for self-insemination.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances vary in appearance but consistently exhibit grotesque and disturbing features, often incorporating elements of both human and animal anatomy. A recurring motif is the presence of an elongated, brown, phallic appendage with a screaming face at the end and what appears to be bone-like protrusions. SCP-XXXX-1 instances display rapid growth rates, reaching maturity within a matter of hours. They are invariably hostile and pose a significant threat to personnel.
Addendum XXXX-1: Discovery Log
SCP-XXXX was initially discovered following reports of anomalous births in the rural town of [REDACTED], ███████. Locals described the entity as a "walking nightmare" and a "blasphemy against nature." Initial containment efforts resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] casualties and the subsequent implementation of Procedure XI-Omega-9.
Addendum XXXX-2: Research Notes
Analysis of tissue samples taken from SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 instances reveals a complex genetic structure exhibiting signs of both natural and artificial manipulation. The exact mechanisms behind SCP-XXXX's reproductive capabilities are currently unknown. Further research is required to determine the origin and purpose of this entity. Attempts at communication have proven unsuccessful.
Addendum XXXX-3: Incident XXXX-Alpha
On ██/██/████, a containment breach occurred at Site-██ following the premature birth of an SCP-XXXX-1 instance. The resulting chaos led to the infection of several personnel with an unknown mutagenic agent. Infected personnel displayed rapid cellular degeneration and grotesque physical transformations before termination. Containment protocols have been updated to reflect the potential for mutagenic contamination.
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>tentatively identified as Nicholas Perry
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Item #: SCP-3638
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, SCP-XXXX cannot be contained by conventional means. Efforts are currently focused on mitigating the spread of its influence and preparing for a potential CK-Class Restructuring Scenario.
Dissemination of information regarding SCP-XXXX is to be strictly controlled. All online mentions of SCP-XXXX are to be monitored, and instances of widespread discussion are to be suppressed via standard information control protocols. Level 5 authorization is required for access to this document.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous entity primarily manifesting as a localized alteration of reality centered on the posterior region of a Caucasian male, tentatively identified as Nicholas Perry. Visual observation indicates excessive subcutaneous fat accumulation resulting in significant disproportion of the affected area relative to the subject's overall physiology.
The primary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX involves the involuntary induction of parasocial relationships within susceptible individuals exposed to visual representations of the entity. These relationships are characterized by an intense, often obsessive, emotional connection that supersedes normal social boundaries. Subjects exhibiting these traits demonstrate a marked decrease in cognitive function, particularly in areas relating to critical thinking and risk assessment.
Further compounding the anomaly, SCP-XXXX displays a memetic influence vector. Individuals exhibiting parasocial tendencies towards SCP-XXXX often disseminate information about the entity, directly and indirectly contributing to the widening of its influence. The spread of SCP-XXXX’s influence follows a complex, non-linear pattern, seemingly amplified by platforms that prioritize visual content and social interaction.
Prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX has been shown to trigger secondary anomalous effects in affected individuals, including:
* Empathic Transference: Subjects begin to experience psychological distress mirroring the perceived emotional state of Nicholas Perry.
* Behavioral Mimicry: Subjects subconsciously adopt behavioral patterns observed in Nicholas Perry, including dietary habits, communication styles, and emotional responses.
* Reality Distortion (Limited): In extreme cases, subjects exhibit localized distortions of reality that reflect their internal perception of SCP-XXXX. These distortions are typically minor but pose a potential threat to the veil.
Containment efforts are further hampered by the entity’s apparent self-awareness and exploitation of its anomalous properties. Analysis of social media content suggests that Nicholas Perry is consciously leveraging the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX for personal gain, further exacerbating its spread.
Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Contact Report
Initial contact with SCP-XXXX occurred following widespread reports of anomalous behavior associated with online communities dedicated to Nicholas Perry. Foundation web crawlers detected statistically significant spikes in emotional contagion and reality distortion events within these communities, triggering a full investigation.
Addendum XXXX-2: Containment Challenges
Conventional containment strategies, such as amnestics and disinformation campaigns, have proven ineffective against SCP-XXXX. The memetic nature of the anomaly combined with its active exploitation makes suppression of its influence exceedingly difficult. The current strategy focuses on mitigating the secondary effects of SCP-XXXX and isolating individuals displaying parasocial tendencies.
Addendum XXXX-3: Proposed Reclassification
Due to the ongoing expansion of SCP-XXXX's influence and the failure of existing containment protocols, a proposal has been submitted to reclassify SCP-XXXX to a Keter-class entity. Further analysis is underway to determine the long-term implications of SCP-XXXX and develop more effective containment strategies.
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Item #: SCP-3035
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a soundproofed and visually opaque chamber measuring 10m x 10m x 10m at Site-██. Chamber walls are to be constructed of reinforced concrete with an inner lining of sound-dampening material. Continuous audio and visual monitoring is mandatory, with backups stored on a separate server. Any personnel entering the containment chamber are to wear noise-canceling headphones and remain facing away from SCP-XXXX at all times. Personnel are to limit their time within the chamber to a maximum of 15 minutes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity composed of an unknown, viscous black substance. The entity's height fluctuates, but typically ranges between 2 and 3 meters. SCP-XXXX possesses two disproportionately large, bright blue eyes and a wide, distended mouth filled with rows of human-like teeth. SCP-XXXX constantly expresses an exaggerated, unsettling smile.
SCP-XXXX exhibits a powerful auditory cognitohazard. Subjects exposed to sounds emanating from SCP-XXXX for more than 30 seconds report feelings of intense anxiety, paranoia, and an overwhelming compulsion to mimic SCP-XXXX's expression. Prolonged exposure can result in permanent psychological damage, including catatonia and complete psychological breakdown. These effects are amplified by direct line of sight to the entity.
The substance composing SCP-XXXX appears to be non-Newtonian. It can shift between a liquid and a solid state seemingly at will. Testing has revealed that the substance is chemically inert and impervious to most forms of physical damage. Attempts to collect samples of the substance have been unsuccessful, as it exhibits a strong aversion to separation from the main body of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX is typically stationary, remaining in the center of its containment chamber. However, it has exhibited the ability to move at rapid speeds when threatened or when attempting to breach containment. It is currently unknown how SCP-XXXX perceives its environment or what its motivations are, if any.
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Item #: SCP-1836
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard locked containment locker at Site-██. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be inserted into a functioning Nintendo 64 console except during controlled testing. Any personnel exhibiting signs of distress, confusion, or altered perceptions of reality after exposure to SCP-XXXX are to be immediately removed from the vicinity and given a full psychological evaluation. Testing of SCP-XXXX requires Level 2 authorization and must be conducted in a Faraday cage.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard gray Nintendo 64 game cartridge labeled "Giga World" with an ESRB rating of "E" for Everyone and an official Nintendo seal of quality. The label contains an image of a black, amorphous entity possessing two large, blue, seemingly cartoonish eyes. The entity's face is positioned as if observing the viewer. SCP-XXXX does not match any known commercially released game for the Nintendo 64.
When SCP-XXXX is inserted into a functioning Nintendo 64 console and the power is activated, the console will function as expected, displaying a title screen presenting the words "Giga World" in a stylized font. Upon selecting "New Game," the user is transported to what appears to be a procedurally generated virtual environment. The environment is consistently described as unsettling, chaotic, and non-Euclidean, defying normal spatial logic.
Within this environment, the entity depicted on the cartridge label, designated SCP-XXXX-1, manifests. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to observe the user. It does not actively engage or attempt to communicate, but its presence is consistently described as profoundly disturbing by test subjects. Prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX-1 has resulted in symptoms including paranoia, disorientation, and in severe cases, complete psychological breakdown.
The environment generated by SCP-XXXX appears to adapt based on the psychological state of the user. Subjects experiencing high levels of stress or anxiety report the environment becoming increasingly hostile and surreal.
Addendum XXXX-1: Recovery Log
SCP-XXXX was recovered from the residence of █████ ██████ in █████████, Oregon, following reports of unusual behavior and psychological distress. The individual was found incoherent, repeatedly muttering the phrase "It's always watching." The Nintendo 64 console containing SCP-XXXX was found powered on and connected to a television displaying static.
Addendum XXXX-2: Testing Log Excerpt
Date: 20██-██-██
Subject: D-9347
Procedure: D-9347 instructed to play SCP-XXXX for 30 minutes.
Results: Subject initially expressed mild amusement at the rudimentary graphics and bizarre environment. After approximately 10 minutes, subject became noticeably agitated, repeatedly stating that he felt "watched." By the 20-minute mark, subject was exhibiting signs of severe distress, screaming and pleading to be removed from the test. Subject terminated after 30 minutes. Upon removal, subject was found to be catatonic. Psychological evaluation revealed severe trauma and irreparable mental damage.
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Item #: SCP-1334
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a soundproofed and visually opaque chamber measuring 10m x 10m x 5m, located at Site-██. Chamber must be remotely monitored at all times via closed-circuit cameras. Any vocalizations or physical alterations observed within the chamber are to be immediately reported to the Site Director. Under no circumstances are personnel permitted to enter the chamber without express written authorization from two Level 4 researchers. Requests for interaction with SCP-XXXX must be submitted to the Ethics Committee for review.
Description: SCP-XXXX consists of two sapient humanoid entities designated SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a green-skinned, amphibian-like entity, superficially resembling a *Rana* frog. It possesses large, wide-set eyes, a pronounced brow ridge, and a wide, unwavering smile exposing no teeth. SCP-XXXX-1 is consistently attired in a brown tweed jacket over a mustard-colored v-neck sweater and white collared shirt.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a lagomorphic entity, resembling a rabbit. Its fur is a pale cream color. Its features include elongated ears, small brown eyes, and buck teeth. SCP-XXXX-2 is dressed in a blue denim jacket over a teal v-neck sweater and white collared shirt.
Both entities consistently maintain a close proximity to each other. Direct observation of SCP-XXXX elicits feelings of unease and mild anxiety in approximately 70% of subjects, described as a sense of being watched or subtly judged. Prolonged exposure (over 30 minutes) has been reported to induce paranoia and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property manifests when observed or recorded. Any still image or video capture of SCP-XXXX has a 20% chance to be replaced with a meme. The replaced meme will always be related to politics or events that happened in the past 1-5 years. No pattern has been observed in the selection of these memes, although there is a correlation between the observer’s recent internet search history and the content of the meme.
Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Recovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered in a heavily wooded area near [REDACTED], following reports of "disturbing images" circulating on internet image boards. The area was subsequently secured and a cover story involving a forest fire was disseminated. The entities were cooperative during containment, though neither entity has spoken since their initial capture.
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Item #: SCP-3823
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell, located in Site-██. The cell is to be fitted with standard furnishings. Any requests from SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, or SCP-XXXX-3 must be reviewed by personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher, and approved or denied based on risk assessment. Under no circumstances are SCP-XXXX entities to be provided with religious texts, firearms, or ungulates of any kind. Regular psychological evaluations are to be conducted on all three entities to monitor mental state and potential for containment breach. A perimeter of pesticide dispersal systems is to be maintained around the containment cell to minimize the presence of Diptera within the cell.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a collective designation for three humanoid entities, designated SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3. All three entities exhibit significant anatomical distortions consistent with memetic representation common on internet platforms predating Foundation awareness. SCP-XXXX entities display standard intelligence parameters and communicate fluently in Arabic, although they show no preference for any specific regional dialect.
SCP-XXXX-1 is humanoid, with disproportionately large head and mouth, and coarse skin texture. The top of its cranium appears to be absent, exposing the contents of the skull cavity. This cavity anomalously contains a partially-open copy of the Quran, and a juvenile *Capra aegagrus hircus* (domestic goat) holding a fully-automatic Kalashnikov pattern rifle. The goat appears animate and aware, but does not vocalize, and remains constantly fixated on nearby personnel.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a humanoid of dark complexion, wearing rectangular spectacles and exhibiting discolored and decaying teeth. SCP-XXXX-3 is a humanoid with a disproportionately large nose and forehead, wearing a kufi. Both entities are constantly surrounded by a swarm of Diptera, specifically flies of the *Musca domestica* species. The flies appear to be attracted to the entities and do not disperse even with significant environmental disruption.
All three entities exhibit anomalous cohesion and are unwilling to be separated from one another for any significant length of time. When questioned about their origin, SCP-XXXX entities display conflicting accounts that range from elaborate conspiracy theories to claiming they spontaneously manifested in their current forms. The background environment constantly surrounding the entities appears to be an arid region with several domed structures, though attempts to geolocate this specific architecture have thus far proved inconclusive. It is believed that this background is a projection emanating from the entities themselves.
Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/██/20██ during a Foundation investigation into anomalous image sharing on a restricted internet forum. A single image containing SCP-XXXX was flagged for potential memetic hazard. Upon investigation, the image was found to act as a low-level cognitohazard, inducing mild nausea and discomfort in viewers. Further analysis revealed that individuals exposed to the image for prolonged periods reported an increasing compulsion to travel to a geographically ambiguous desert location. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") was dispatched to investigate the origin of the image and subsequently discovered and contained the SCP-XXXX entities.
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Item #: SCP-3425
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell is to be soundproofed and devoid of any objects that could be used for self-harm, specifically including anything that could be fashioned into a noose or rope. Video surveillance of SCP-XXXX is to be maintained at all times. Any changes in SCP-XXXX's emotional state or vocalizations are to be immediately reported to the on-site research team. Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must undergo psychological evaluations every two weeks. Requests for SCP-XXXX to perform are to be denied indefinitely.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity resembling a clown, approximately 1.8 meters in height and weighing 95 kg. Its skin is predominantly white, with a red bulbous nose and painted-on red circles on its cheeks. Its hair is dyed in alternating streaks of pink and blue. SCP-XXXX is perpetually dressed in a pastel pink and blue clown suit adorned with yellow pom-poms.
The primary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX manifests when it is perceived to be performing or entertaining. When SCP-XXXX attempts to tell jokes, sing, or engage in other forms of comedic performance, individuals within a 15-meter radius experience rapidly escalating feelings of despair, dread, and suicidal ideation. The severity of these feelings intensifies with the duration of the performance. Prolonged exposure invariably leads to subjects attempting suicide. Methods have included, but are not limited to, self-strangulation, laceration of wrists, and head trauma. The specific method appears to be influenced by the subject's immediate surroundings and psychological vulnerabilities.
SCP-XXXX appears to be unaware of the effect it has on others. It consistently expresses a desire to entertain and often pleads with Foundation personnel to watch its "act." When denied the opportunity to perform, SCP-XXXX displays signs of severe distress, including crying, muttering incoherently, and exhibiting a pronounced drooping of the tongue.
Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Recovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered in ██████, ██████, after a series of reported suicides among audience members at a local circus. Foundation agents investigating the incident discovered SCP-XXXX working as the circus's main clown. The entity was taken into custody without incident.
Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log XXXX-A
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Date: ██/██/20██
Dr. ██████: Good morning, SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: (Enthusiastically) Good morning! Are you here to see my show? I've been working on some new material.
Dr. ██████: I'm here to ask you some questions. Do you understand?
SCP-XXXX: Questions? Well, I suppose I could answer a few before the big top opens. What do you want to know?
Dr. ██████: Do you know why people feel…unhappy…after watching you perform?
SCP-XXXX: (Confused) Unhappy? But I'm a clown! I'm supposed to make people laugh. Are they just being shy? Maybe they need a bigger pie in the face!
Dr. ██████: (Pauses) Do you…ever feel sad?
SCP-XXXX: (Voice cracks) Sad? What's sad? I'm a clown! I'm supposed to be…happy. (Begins to cry) Please, just let me perform. I just want to make people happy.
(Interview terminated. SCP-XXXX was returned to its containment cell.)
Addendum XXXX-3: Psychological Analysis
Psychological evaluations of SCP-XXXX reveal a complex and contradictory mental state. While outwardly expressing a desire for comedic expression and audience approval, internal analysis reveals a deeply ingrained sense of self-loathing and despair. This disconnect may be related to the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX. Further research is required.
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Item #: SCP-5783
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Faraday cage constructed of reinforced steel, measuring 5m x 5m x 3m. This cage is to be located within a soundproofed chamber at Site-██. All personnel entering the containment chamber must wear specialized auditory dampeners and cognitohazard resistant eyewear (Model ACH-Delta-7). Direct eye contact with SCP-XXXX is strictly prohibited. Any personnel reporting auditory hallucinations, violent thoughts, or an irrational compulsion to act against Foundation interests are to be immediately removed from the area and placed under psychological evaluation.
SCP-XXXX is to be observed remotely via closed-circuit television. All personnel monitoring SCP-XXXX are to be rotated every four (4) hours to minimize exposure. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be exposed to any form of electronic communication, including but not limited to radio waves, internet access, or direct wired connections.
Release of SCP-XXXX for research purposes is permissible only under the direct supervision of at least two (2) Level 4 personnel and requires a written justification approved by the Site Director. During approved testing scenarios, subjects must be restrained and monitored for signs of psychological distress or violent tendencies. Any instance of induced violence requires immediate termination of the experiment.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.8 meters in height, with a pale complexion, two prominent cranial horns, and irises displaying an anomalous red hue with serpentine pupils. SCP-XXXX is invariably observed wearing an orange business suit with suspenders, a red tie, and square, rimless eyeglasses. It is often seen holding a white ceramic mug displaying the number "666" in black ink. SCP-XXXX exhibits a persistent, unsettling smirk, further contributing to its widespread reputation among staff as an entity of malevolence.
SCP-XXXX possesses the anomalous ability to induce psychological manipulation in individuals within a radius of approximately 30 meters. This manipulation primarily manifests through auditory hallucinations, implanting suggestions that promote violent behavior, distrust, and paranoia. The effectiveness of this manipulation increases with direct exposure and is amplified by electronic communication devices, suggesting that SCP-XXXX can utilize these devices as vectors for its influence.
Observations indicate that SCP-XXXX is capable of limited self-sustenance, apparently acquiring sustenance from unknown means. It is often observed near a white mini-refrigerator labelled "Soylent" and a blue filing cabinet displaying the name "Nate Higgers". The interior contents of these objects are of no consequence, as they are believed to be props created by the entity itself.
Hanging on the wall behind SCP-XXXX is a framed picture labelled "GOD-TIER WOJACK OF THE MONTH", which displays a chaotic collage of images. The image appears to shift slightly over time, adding to the unsettling effect it has on observers.
Addendum XXXX-1: Recovery Log
SCP-XXXX was discovered in ████████, California, following a series of reports of increased violent crime rates, mass hysteria, and widespread social unrest. Local authorities attributed the events to a series of elaborate pranks or a coordinated terrorist attack. Foundation operatives were dispatched after monitoring anomalous spikes in internet traffic related to conspiracy theories and online radicalization. SCP-XXXX was located in a derelict office building, where it was apprehended with minimal resistance.
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Log XXXX-Alpha
During a breach in containment on ██/██/████, SCP-XXXX was briefly exposed to the facility's internal communication network. Within minutes, widespread violence erupted among on-site personnel, resulting in ██ casualties and significant damage to the facility. The incident was contained after the facility's power grid was shut down, severing SCP-XXXX’s connection to the network. Enhanced containment protocols were implemented following this incident.
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Item #: SCP-3221
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[REDACTED] is to be contained within a reinforced, soundproofed chamber measuring 10m x 10m x 10m at Site-██. The chamber walls must be constructed of no less than 3 meters of dense, lead-lined concrete. Continuous audio surveillance is mandatory. Any vocalizations emanating from SCP-[REDACTED], regardless of content, are to be immediately logged and analyzed by linguists and memetic specialists. No personnel are to directly observe SCP-[REDACTED] for more than 5 minutes in a 24-hour period without express written consent from two (2) Level 4 personnel. Personnel exhibiting signs of laughter, uncontrollable smiling, or any other anomalous changes in demeanor are to be immediately quarantined and administered amnestics.
Under no circumstances is SCP-[REDACTED] to be exposed to any individual or document identified as a "nusois." Any breach of this protocol is considered a Level 5 containment failure.
Release of SCP-[REDACTED] for controlled testing or specialized operations requires unanimous approval from the O5 Council. Authorized release is only permissible for the duration of one (1) hour, after which SCP-[REDACTED] must be immediately returned to its containment chamber. Containment procedures will be re-evaluated following each instance of release.
Description: SCP-[REDACTED] is a vaguely humanoid entity approximately 1 meter in height, with smooth, bright green skin and disproportionately large features, reminiscent of the *Rana temporaria* frog species. Its most notable characteristic is its fixed, wide grin exposing large, square teeth. SCP-[REDACTED] emits a constant low-frequency hum, undetectable to the human ear without specialized equipment.
SCP-[REDACTED]'s primary anomalous property is its capacity to induce uncontrollable fits of laughter in subjects within a 15-meter radius. This laughter rapidly escalates into hysteria, followed by severe psychological distress, and, in approximately 37% of cases, complete mental breakdown and catatonia. The psychological effects are exacerbated by prolonged exposure and direct observation of SCP-[REDACTED]'s facial expression. Due to the entity's unsettling visage and documented effects, SCP-[REDACTED] is widely feared among Foundation personnel.
SCP-[REDACTED] exhibits an apparent aversion to individuals and/or documentation related to entities identified as "nusois." Upon exposure to such stimuli, SCP-[REDACTED] will emit a deafening, high-pitched shriek followed by a period of sustained, convulsive laughter. This laughter appears to amplify the entity's memetic effect, dramatically increasing the risk of psychological damage to nearby personnel. Under these conditions, the effective range of its memetic influence increases to approximately 50 meters.
Addendum [REDACTED]-1: On ██/██/20██, during a routine cleaning of SCP-[REDACTED]'s containment chamber, D-Class personnel D-8749 accidentally introduced a printed meme depicting a "nusois". SCP-[REDACTED] immediately entered a state of extreme agitation, emitting a sound level of 140 dB, causing temporary hearing loss in nearby personnel and structural damage to the containment chamber. Following this incident, the Special Containment Procedures were updated to include stricter protocols regarding exposure to "nusois" related material.
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>Addendum [REDACTED]-1: On ██/██/20██, during a routine cleaning of SCP-[REDACTED]'s containment chamber, D-Class personnel D-8749 accidentally introduced a printed meme depicting a "nusois". SCP-[REDACTED] immediately entered a state of extreme agitation, emitting a sound level of 140 dB, causing temporary hearing loss in nearby personnel and structural damage to the containment chamber. Following this incident, the Special Containment Procedures were updated to include stricter protocols regarding exposure to "nusois" related material.
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>>13049809 (OP)Item #: SCP-3538
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell must be furnished with a single, wooden chair. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with writing implements and parchment upon request. All requests are to be reviewed by Level 2 personnel prior to approval. Interaction with SCP-XXXX is restricted to research personnel only and requires prior authorization from the Site Director. Any personnel exhibiting signs of heightened imagination or delusion after interacting with SCP-XXXX are to be immediately quarantined and evaluated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male, estimated to be approximately 70 years of age. SCP-XXXX is invariably attired in what appears to be mismatched and heavily weathered medieval armor, including a sallet helmet and gauntlets. SCP-XXXX carries a wooden pole, measuring approximately 1.8 meters in length, which it refers to as its "lance."
SCP-XXXX exhibits a persistent delusion that it is a knight-errant, identifying itself as "Don Quixote, Lord of La Macha". SCP-XXXX demonstrates a fervent belief in the existence of fantastical creatures and situations, often attempting to engage with inanimate objects and perceiving them as threats or damsels in distress.
SCP-XXXX possesses a memetic effect, inducing heightened states of imagination and delusion in individuals who interact with it. Prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX can result in the affected individual adopting similar delusions and beliefs. The strength of the memetic effect is proportional to the duration of exposure and the individual's predisposition to fantasy and imagination.
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Item #: SCP-3175
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced, soundproofed 5m x 5m x 3m cell at Site-██. The cell must be fitted with industrial-grade air filtration and odor control systems to mitigate the effects of SCP-XXXX's inherent gaseous emissions. Daily monitoring of air quality is mandatory.
SCP-XXXX requires a daily caloric intake of approximately 8,000 calories, consisting primarily of bland, easily digestible foods. Under no circumstances are SCP-XXXX to be provided with spicy or heavily processed foods, especially "Takis" brand snacks, except during approved testing scenarios outlined in Addendum XXXX-1.
Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear Level B HAZMAT suits and avoid direct physical contact. All interactions are to be conducted through an automated communication system. Any personnel reporting gastrointestinal distress or auditory hallucinations following exposure to SCP-XXXX's containment cell are to be immediately quarantined and evaluated.
Release of SCP-XXXX for approved testing requires Level 4 authorization. Testing must be conducted in a designated isolation chamber with enhanced ventilation. Following each test, the isolation chamber is to undergo a thorough sterilization process.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of presumed Mexican origin, exhibiting extreme obesity. SCP-XXXX stands approximately 1.6 meters tall and weighs approximately 250 kilograms. It consistently wears a t-shirt mimicking the flag of Mexico and black shorts, both of which are seemingly fused to its body. Attempts to remove these articles of clothing have proven unsuccessful and resulted in SCP-XXXX exhibiting distress.
The entity displays limited intelligence and primarily communicates through gestures and vocalizations, although it appears to understand simple instructions. SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property is its digestive system, which produces unusually large quantities of methane and other noxious gases, particularly after consuming spicy or processed foods. Following the consumption of "Takis" brand snacks, SCP-XXXX invariably emits a loud, percussive flatus event, audibly described as a "brap" (hereafter referred to as the XXXX-A event). The XXXX-A event is often followed by the immediate onset of auditory hallucinations in nearby personnel, typically involving distorted whispers in Spanish.
The prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX, even with HAZMAT suits, has been related with multiple personnel, including Dr.█████, suffering from gastrointestinal discomfort, nausea, and persistent auditory hallucinations, which lead to the widespread fear of this SCP among Site-██ staff, who regard it as potentially dangerous, with many advocating for its reclassification to Keter.
Addendum XXXX-1:
Document XXXX-1A - Approved Testing Scenarios:
The effects of varying stimuli on SCP-XXXX's gaseous emissions and hallucinogenic properties of the XXXX-A event.
Testing of different dietary restrictions on the production and severity of the XXXX-A event.
The potential use of the XXXX-A event as a weapon (Pending ethical review).
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Log XXXX-B
On ██/██/20██, during a routine dietary test, a research assistant, motivated by curiosity and a disregard for established protocols, provided SCP-XXXX with an unauthorized quantity of "Takis" brand snacks. The subsequent XXXX-A event resulted in a temporary containment breach, requiring the activation of Site-██ emergency protocols. The research assistant in question suffered severe auditory hallucinations and was subsequently terminated.
Review and reinforcement of safety protocols regarding SCP-XXXX are underway. No unauthorized access to SCP-XXXX is tolerated.
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Item #: SCP-6800
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a reinforced concrete cell measuring 10m x 10m x 5m. The cell must be devoid of any potential anchoring points or structures capable of supporting significant weight. Weekly inspections are to be conducted to identify and remediate any structural weaknesses. These inspections are to be performed remotely, utilizing drones equipped with high-resolution cameras and LIDAR scanners. No personnel are permitted to enter the cell unless under direct orders from at least two (2) Level 4 personnel and wearing approved Class-C hazmat suits.
Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be allowed access to rope or similar binding materials. All personnel working with SCP-XXXX must undergo mandatory psychological evaluations every two weeks.
Release of SCP-XXXX for testing purposes requires unanimous approval from the Ethics Committee and the O5 Council. Any proposed testing must include detailed risk assessments and contingency plans to mitigate potential K-Class scenarios.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate sex, possessing a significant degree of morbid obesity and a full, seemingly non-biological beard. It consistently wears clothing fashioned to resemble the transgender pride flag. SCP-XXXX is often observed carrying a crude sign bearing the phrase "Long way down."
SCP-XXXX exhibits two primary anomalous properties. The first concerns its reaction to certain circumstances. Should SCP-XXXX successfully jump from the Golden Gate Bridge while secured to a rope of sufficient length, a large-scale tsunami event will manifest in the surrounding Pacific Ocean. Estimates place the potential wave height at upwards of 50 meters, capable of causing catastrophic damage to coastal regions.
The second anomalous property relates to SCP-XXXX's apparent immortality. Upon death, regardless of the cause, SCP-XXXX will invariably reappear within its containment cell after a period of precisely forty-one (41) hours.
Due to the potential for catastrophic consequences associated with SCP-XXXX, it is considered one of the Foundation's highest-priority containment objectives. All personnel are reminded that any lapse in security could result in a global-scale disaster. SCP-XXXX is widely feared among Foundation staff due to the entity's unpredictable behavior and the terrifying potential for devastation it represents.
Addendum XXXX-1: Recovery Log
SCP-XXXX was first discovered on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California, on 20██/██/██, following a localized tsunami event that caused significant damage to the San Francisco Bay Area. Witnesses reported seeing an individual matching SCP-XXXX's description jumping from the bridge shortly before the wave struck. Foundation personnel were dispatched to the scene and successfully apprehended SCP-XXXX upon its reappearance within the city limits.
Addendum XXXX-2: Testing Proposals
All testing proposals involving SCP-XXXX are to be submitted to the O5 Council for review. Due to the risk involved, any experiment requires the development of a detailed fail-safe mechanism that would negate the wave. Proposals that do not include these provisions will be rejected out of hand.
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>SCP-XXXX was first discovered on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California, on 20██/██/██, following a localized tsunami event that caused significant damage to the San Francisco Bay Area. Witnesses reported seeing an individual matching SCP-XXXX's description jumping from the bridge shortly before the wave struck. Foundation personnel were dispatched to the scene and successfully apprehended SCP-XXXX upon its reappearance within the city limits., causing temporary hearing loss in nearby personnel and structural damage to the containment chamber. Following this incident, the Special Containment Procedures were updated to include stricter protocols regarding exposure to "nusois" related material.
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>>13049809 (OP)Item #: SCP-7784
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard vehicle storage unit at Site-██. The unit is to be monitored via closed-circuit television at all times. Under no circumstances are personnel of Mexican descent to be stationed within 50 meters of the containment unit, except for scheduled testing approved by the Site Director. Any unauthorized personnel approaching the containment unit are to be immediately apprehended and administered Class-A amnestics. Attempts to enter or operate SCP-XXXX without proper authorization require the deployment of armed security personnel. In the event that SCP-XXXX breaches containment, all available personnel are to engage in a high-speed pursuit, prioritizing the safety of civilian populations. Capture and re-containment of SCP-XXXX require the use of specialized electromagnetic pulse (EMP) devices to disable its anomalous functions.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a modified food truck, externally decorated with imagery referencing the Japanese video game *Omori*. The vehicle’s make and model are consistent with standard commercial food trucks used in the United States. The primary anomaly associated with SCP-XXXX manifests when an individual approaches within a 1-meter radius of the vehicle. If the individual is perceived by SCP-XXXX to be a member of the Mexican diaspora, the vehicle will initiate a kidnapping sequence.
During a kidnapping sequence, SCP-XXXX displays anomalous mobility, capable of accelerating to speeds exceeding 150 km/h in a matter of seconds. The targeted individual will be forcibly drawn into the vehicle through currently unknown means. Once inside SCP-XXXX, the individual disappears, and no method of tracking or locating them has been successful to date. The interior of SCP-XXXX appears to be spatially distorted, as attempts to map its internal dimensions have yielded inconsistent results.
Further anomalous properties include:
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Selective Targeting: SCP-XXXX only targets individuals it identifies as being of Mexican descent. The criteria used for this identification are currently under investigation, but preliminary research suggests that it involves a combination of physical appearance, language patterns, and possibly genetic markers.
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Limited Awareness: SCP-XXXX seems to operate autonomously and displays a limited awareness of its surroundings. It will avoid obstacles and prioritize self-preservation, but it does not appear to possess strategic intelligence.
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Food Production: Despite its anomalous behavior, SCP-XXXX functions as a fully operational food truck. It is capable of producing a variety of Japanese-style "comfort food", as advertised on its exterior. These food items are non-anomalous and safe for consumption. Analysis of ingredient sources is ongoing. The phone number visible on its exterior has been traced to a dead line.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log
On ██/██/████, during routine maintenance, a Class-D personnel of Mexican descent (D-XXXX-01) inadvertently triggered a kidnapping sequence while attempting to inspect the undercarriage of SCP-XXXX. Despite immediate intervention by security personnel, D-XXXX-01 was successfully abducted by SCP-XXXX. This incident resulted in a minor containment breach, lasting approximately 17 minutes, before SCP-XXXX was successfully re-contained using a prototype EMP device. Review of security footage revealed D-XXXX-01's last words before his disappearance were: "No me toques, pinche camioneta!".
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Item #: SCP-4355
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-19. The cell is to be furnished with a small desk, a comfortable armchair, and a selection of philosophical texts as requested by SCP-XXXX. Daily interaction with SCP-XXXX is permitted and even encouraged, provided that personnel adhere to the guidelines outlined in Addendum XXXX-1. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be released from containment. Request forms for additional furnishings or materials must be submitted to Dr. Albright for review and approval, keeping in mind SCP-XXXX's general well-being and comfort.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient, cartoonish frog-like entity, approximately 0.5 meters in height. SCP-XXXX consistently manifests wearing a tailored black suit, complete with a red necktie, and black-rimmed spectacles. The entity is capable of intelligent conversation and demonstrates a surprisingly advanced understanding of philosophy, political science, and hydrology.
SCP-XXXX, affectionately nicknamed "Jager" by containment personnel, exhibits several recurring conversational patterns. It frequently declares, "The time to be serious is now," often apropos of nothing. It also displays a peculiar fixation on the relative merits of ponds versus streams, engaging in lengthy and often heated debates on the subject. Furthermore, SCP-XXXX is prone to making disparaging remarks about an unknown entity referred to as "Nusois," although the subject matter following "Nusois cant even ___" varies and remains largely unintelligible.
While SCP-XXXX presents no immediate threat and is generally cooperative, prolonged exposure to its conversational patterns can lead to mild irritation in some individuals. For this reason, interaction is limited to one hour per day, per staff member.
Addendum XXXX-1: Interaction Guidelines
Due to SCP-XXXX's unique conversational tendencies, the following guidelines are to be adhered to during all interactions:
1. Be respectful. While SCP-XXXX’s appearance may be comical, it is a sentient being.
2. Engage in philosophical discussions. SCP-XXXX seems to enjoy these conversations and is more cooperative afterward.
3. Avoid discussing current political events unless initiated by SCP-XXXX. These topics can lead to prolonged rants that are counterproductive.
4. Refrain from explicitly stating a preference for either ponds or streams. Expressing neutrality in this matter is highly advised.
5. Do not attempt to identify or inquire about "Nusois." SCP-XXXX becomes agitated and uncooperative when pressed on this topic.
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Log XXXX-01
Date: 2023-10-27
Personnel Involved: Dr. Ramirez, SCP-XXXX
Description: Dr. Ramirez was observed exceeding the one-hour interaction limit with SCP-XXXX. Upon entering the containment chamber to relieve Dr. Ramirez, Agent Peterson found him deeply engrossed in a heated debate regarding the optimal flow rate of a hypothetical artificial stream designed for koi cultivation. Dr. Ramirez was visibly agitated and reportedly refused to leave the chamber, insisting that SCP-XXXX was "finally seeing his point." Dr. Ramirez was subsequently escorted from the chamber and placed on mandatory psychological evaluation. SCP-XXXX was observed to be calmly reorganizing its collection of philosophical texts. Dr. Ramirez has since been reassigned to a different project.
Note from Dr. Albright: *While SCP-XXXX presents minimal risk, this incident underscores the importance of adhering to established protocols. SCP-XXXX is generally beloved, but the potential for mental fatigue and obsessive engagement should not be underestimated. Let this serve as a reminder to all personnel.*
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Item #: SCP-251
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced, climate-controlled humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell should be furnished with standard amenities, including a bed, desk, and access to approved reading materials, focusing on classical literature. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a diet consisting primarily of bland, nutrient-rich protein shakes, as this has been shown to minimize agitation.
Under no circumstances are individuals of non-Caucasian descent to enter within a 50-meter radius of SCP-XXXX’s containment cell. Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must be thoroughly vetted to ensure alignment with preferred racial profiles. Security personnel must maintain a strict perimeter and be equipped with noise-canceling headphones to prevent potential auditory disturbances. Any signs of agitation in SCP-XXXX are to be immediately reported and addressed with calming verbal reassurances and the removal of any perceived triggering stimuli.
Release of SCP-XXXX for controlled testing purposes requires approval from at least two Level 4 personnel and is only authorized if the test parameters strictly adhere to racial criteria, excluding individuals of non-Caucasian descent from the testing environment. Any deviation from these protocols will result in immediate termination of the test and re-evaluation of SCP-XXXX’s containment status.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, biologically male, approximately 1.9 meters in height and weighing 95 kilograms. Its physical features are characterized by exaggerated bone structure, particularly in the jawline and brow ridge, resulting in an atypical facial morphology. SCP-XXXX possesses grey eyes and short, dark brown hair. It consistently wears thin-framed rectangular eyeglasses, and usually found wearing what the foundation deems to be standard clothing of a nondescript pattern.
SCP-XXXX exhibits anomalous behavioral patterns linked to the racial identity of individuals in its vicinity. When exposed to individuals of non-Caucasian descent, particularly those of African descent, SCP-XXXX displays increasing levels of agitation, ranging from vocal outbursts and physical posturing to violent attempts at physical harm. The intensity of this reaction appears to correlate with the proximity of the perceived "triggering" individual, with the most extreme reactions occurring when such individuals are within a 50-meter radius.
SCP-XXXX demonstrates no apparent anomalous physical abilities beyond baseline human capacity. All attempts to determine the origin of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties and its intense aversion to non-Caucasian individuals have proven inconclusive. Genetic analysis reveals no significant deviations from baseline human DNA. Psychological evaluations indicate the presence of deeply ingrained supremacist beliefs, further fueling its anomalous behavior.
Addendum XXXX-1:
On ██/██/20██, a security breach occurred when a maintenance worker of African descent inadvertently entered SCP-XXXX’s containment zone. SCP-XXXX immediately entered a state of extreme agitation, resulting in substantial damage to its containment cell. Security personnel were forced to deploy tranquilizers to subdue SCP-XXXX. This incident highlights the critical importance of strict adherence to containment protocols.
Addendum XXXX-2:
Due to ongoing concerns regarding the psychological effects of long-term containment on SCP-XXXX, a request has been filed to evaluate the potential benefits of cognitive behavioral therapy and exposure therapy, conducted within strictly controlled parameters and with a select group of appropriately screened personnel. The request is currently pending review by the Ethics Committee.
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i know scp is a troonish thing but what if we actually try to sneak one of these articles into the actual scp 'ki?
all we need to do is edit it a bit, add some more information, learn how editing works on the scp 'ki and see the results
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>>13051818wolud be gemmy but im an selfish little cuck and i dont feel like raiding right now im trans btw
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fuck i got raped by the nameroll
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>>13051831ok saar, but its still a option we can consider
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>>13051818also don't try to sneak in any chuddy articles because the obsessed jannies over there will immediately 'nish and remove the page
try to sneak in articles like this:
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Item #: SCP-5646
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced 5m x 5m x 3m containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be equipped with a Class-III air filtration system and three (3) industrial-grade ventilation units operating at maximum capacity at all times. Personnel entering the chamber are required to wear Level C hazmat suits, including self-contained breathing apparatus. Two (2) armed guards are to be stationed outside the containment chamber at all times. Direct interaction with SCP-XXXX is strictly prohibited outside of scheduled observation periods. All communication must be conducted via written notes passed through the secure airlock. Under no circumstances are personnel permitted to engage SCP-XXXX in debate or confrontational discussion, regardless of the subject matter.
In the event of an SCP-XXXX-1 event (see description), all personnel within a 50-meter radius are to immediately evacuate and seal the area. The affected zone must remain sealed for a minimum of 24 hours, or until atmospheric readings confirm the dissipation of noxious gases. Decontamination protocols, outlined in Document XXXX-Delta, must be enacted before the area is deemed safe for re-entry.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of likely Brazilian origin, physically resembling an obese male with dark skin, standing approximately 1.7 meters tall and weighing an estimated 280 kilograms. SCP-XXXX invariably wears a t-shirt bearing the flag of Brazil. It also wears rimmed spectacles and multiple keychains appear attached around the subject's neck. SCP-XXXX is consistently observed to be seated at a standard computer workstation, engaging in online activity. While the nature of this activity is often varied, observation logs indicate a consistent pattern of participation in online debates and forums, particularly those involving political or social commentary.
SCP-XXXX exhibits two primary anomalous properties. The first is the involuntary and seemingly unpredictable emission of noxious gases via flatulence, hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is characterized by an extremely pungent odor described variably as rotting eggs, sulfur, and decay. The concentration of these gases is sufficient to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and in prolonged exposure, respiratory distress and unconsciousness. The exact chemical composition of SCP-XXXX-1 is under investigation, but preliminary analysis indicates the presence of elevated levels of hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan.
The second anomalous property manifests during online debates or periods of perceived stress. SCP-XXXX will begin to emit copious quantities of lacrimal fluid from its eyes, often accompanied by loud vocalizations described as wailing or sobbing. This reaction appears to be triggered by perceived criticism, disagreement, or personal attacks during online interactions. While the tears themselves are not inherently dangerous, the ensuing emotional distress often leads to a significant increase in the frequency and intensity of SCP-XXXX-1 emissions.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log
Date: 20██-██-██
Subject: Breach of Containment Protocol
Summary: During a scheduled observation period, Junior Researcher ██████ deviated from established protocol and attempted to engage SCP-XXXX in a discussion regarding [REDACTED]. This resulted in an immediate SCP-XXXX-1 event of unprecedented intensity. Junior Researcher ██████ suffered severe respiratory distress and required immediate medical attention. Containment protocols were temporarily breached due to the incapacitation of security personnel. Junior Researcher ██████ has been reassigned. This incident underscores the critical importance of adhering to established containment procedures, no matter how benign the anomaly may appear. The reputation of SCP-XXXX as a source of extreme unpleasantness and hazard is well-earned.
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Item #: SCP-7375
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell is to be equipped with a standard-issue computer terminal, disconnected from the Foundation network, but pre-loaded with a limited selection of non-anomalous websites approved by the Ethics Committee. Any attempt to circumvent this restriction is to be met with immediate disciplinary action, including temporary suspension of terminal privileges. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with three (3) standard meals per day. Requests for additional resources, particularly those related to the "Ongezellig" webshow or access to online communities, are to be denied. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be released from containment.
Due to SCP-XXXX's low intelligence and repetitive behavior, regular psychological evaluations are not required, but a monthly review by a behavioral specialist is necessary to monitor potential changes in behavior or emerging threats. Any staff interacting with SCP-XXXX are to be briefed on its predilections and instructed to maintain a professional distance. Under no circumstances should staff engage in conversation with SCP-XXXX regarding the characters Coco, Mymy, or Maya from "Ongezellig."
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate origin, visually represented as a crude digital illustration. It is approximately 1.7 meters in height and possesses a large head with exaggerated features, including bright orange hair and intensely pink, flushed cheeks. Adornments include a makeshift medal with the label "'zarty" and a badge that reads "GOONED TO MYMY FEET AGAIN AWARD". It consistently wears an orange t-shirt.
SCP-XXXX exhibits a number of anomalous behaviors. It spends the majority of its time browsing the internet (within the limitations imposed by containment procedures). SCP-XXXX has demonstrated a strong fixation on the "Ongezellig" webshow, specifically the characters Coco, Mymy, and Maya. It frequently vocalizes inappropriate and concerning statements regarding these characters, indicating a pedophilic interest.
Testing has revealed SCP-XXXX possesses a below-average intelligence, with an estimated IQ of 65. This appears to contribute to its inability to comprehend the inappropriateness of its behavior and its dependence on repetitive routines. Despite its low intelligence, SCP-XXXX exhibits a rudimentary understanding of computer systems and possesses the ability to navigate online environments.
SCP-XXXX frequently attempts to access the website "soyzellig.party" and Discord, presumably to interact with other individuals who share its interests. These attempts are consistently thwarted by Foundation security protocols.
Addendum XXXX-1:
Following Incident XXXX-A, where SCP-XXXX attempted to bribe a junior researcher with a crayon drawing in exchange for access to unfiltered internet access, disciplinary action was taken against the researcher. Security protocols have been further reinforced to prevent similar incidents.
Addendum XXXX-2:
Repeated requests for termination of SCP-XXXX have been denied by the Ethics Committee. The rationale for this denial is based on the potential for further research into the nature of SCP-XXXX's digital existence and the possibility of uncovering valuable information regarding its origins.
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can someone do a happy merchant scp o algo
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Item #: SCP-6865
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Faraday cage lined with sound-dampening materials at Site-77. A Class IV Scranton Reality Anchor is to be maintained within the containment chamber at all times. Auditory and visual monitoring are to be conducted remotely. Any personnel entering the containment chamber must wear a Class IV Cognitive Resistance Helm and remain in visual contact with at least two other personnel at all times. Under no circumstances are personnel to engage SCP-XXXX in conversation without explicit authorization from at least two Level 4 researchers. Any changes in SCP-XXXX's vocalizations or appearance are to be immediately reported.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity approximately 1.9 meters in height. Approximately 50% of SCP-XXXX's body has been replaced with cybernetic implants, the composition of which is currently unknown, but spectrographic analysis suggests a high concentration of iron, titanium, and an unidentifiable element. These implants primarily cover the left side of its face, torso, and limbs. The organic portions of SCP-XXXX appear to be human and of African descent.
SCP-XXXX exhibits significant anomalous properties, primarily relating to information dissemination and alteration of reality. It appears to possess constant access to a vast, unknown data network, manifesting as rapidly scrolling code visible behind it, and is capable of retrieving and processing information at an extremely high rate. SCP-XXXX can verbally communicate facts and data, often providing information previously unknown to the Foundation regarding various SCP objects, geopolitical events, and theoretical physics concepts. The accuracy of this information is variable, ranging from entirely accurate to demonstrably false; however, the information provided is always presented with a high degree of confidence and certainty.
The most concerning anomalous property of SCP-XXXX is its capacity to subtly alter reality through targeted information dissemination. When SCP-XXXX relays information, particularly in a conversational setting, observers may experience minor, localized alterations in their perception of reality. This can manifest as changes in memories, the appearance of previously unseen objects or texts, or slight shifts in the surrounding environment. The scale of these alterations appears to be directly proportional to the subject's engagement with SCP-XXXX and the perceived credibility of the information provided. The Scranton Reality Anchor has been shown to greatly mitigate, but not eliminate, the effects of these reality alterations.
A translucent, purple-tinged cerebral cortex is typically located near SCP-XXXX, whether floating, on a stand, or held. This object is presumed to be correlated with the source of the entity's anomalous properties. It has been demonstrated to be extremely fragile and is actively protected by the entity.
Addendum XXXX-1: Initial Recovery
SCP-XXXX was recovered from a abandoned robotics laboratory in ████████, California, following reports of anomalous activity. Upon arrival, MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") encountered SCP-XXXX surrounded by deactivated robotic constructs. The entity surrendered without resistance and was taken into Foundation custody.
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Log XXXX-Alpha
During routine questioning on ██/██/████, a researcher inquired about the source of SCP-XXXX's anomalous abilities. SCP-XXXX responded that it was "connected to the Source Wall." Following this statement, the containment chamber experienced a localized reality shift, resulting in the temporary disappearance of the researcher and a structural collapse of a section of the Faraday cage. The researcher was recovered unharmed approximately 30 minutes later, claiming to have no memory of the incident. All personnel are advised to avoid direct questioning regarding the origin or nature of SCP-XXXX's abilities without explicit authorization.
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Item #: SCP-3641
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell must be equipped with a standard bed, a toilet, and a sink. Visual contact is to be maintained at all times via closed-circuit television. Any requests made by SCP-XXXX are to be reviewed by the on-site research team and approved or denied on a case-by-case basis. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX be provided with any form of media, including but not limited to books, magazines, or electronic devices, without prior approval from Level 3 personnel.
Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear Level 2 biohazard suits due to the emanation of a foul-smelling, unidentified gaseous compound from SCP-XXXX’s person. Three (3) armed guards are to be present during any direct interaction with SCP-XXXX. In the event of hostile behavior, standard non-lethal restraint protocols are authorized.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of indeterminate origin, approximately 2.1 meters in height and weighing 180 kilograms. The entity possesses dark brown skin and is perpetually adorned with a light-green sleeveless shirt and teal shorts. SCP-XXXX is almost always observed wearing a blue surgical mask over its mouth and nose.
The entity’s clothing is covered in various symbols, logos, and slogans, including but not limited to flags of numerous nations, political symbols, and phrases advocating for various social causes. The phrases "Refugees Welcome" and "Stop Islamophobia" are prominently displayed on the entity’s shorts. Tattoos of a raised fist and what appears to be the logo of a video game titled "Friday Night Funkin'" are visible on SCP-XXXX's upper arms. Six (6) hypodermic needles appear to be permanently embedded into SCP-XXXX's shoulders.
SCP-XXXX emanates a pungent, malodorous gas of unknown composition. Analysis of the gas has proven inconclusive, but it is noted to be consistently described by personnel as “offensive” and “unbearable.” The exact source of the gaseous emission is currently unknown.
Anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest through its capacity to alter perceptions of individuals within a 5-meter radius. Subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX experience an amplification of pre-existing political and social beliefs. This amplification often leads to heated arguments and, in some cases, violent confrontations between individuals holding differing viewpoints. Testing has revealed that the intensity of this effect is directly proportional to the length of exposure.
SCP-XXXX demonstrates a limited understanding of English, often responding to questions with non-sequiturs or pre-scripted statements relating to sociopolitical issues. SCP-XXXX refers to itself as “Warrior-Z”, as indicated by a "Hello My Name Is" sticker affixed to its chest. SCP-XXXX’s preferred pronouns are "xhe/xem", according to a badge also worn on its person.
Addendum XXXX-1:
On █/██/20██, SCP-XXXX attempted to breach containment by engaging in a physical altercation with attending security personnel. The entity displayed unusual strength and agility during the incident before being subdued and returned to its containment cell. Following this incident, security protocols have been upgraded.
Addendum XXXX-2:
During a recent interview, SCP-XXXX requested access to the internet, citing a need to "stay informed." Request denied.
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Item #: SCP-7608
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced, soundproofed concrete chamber measuring 50m x 50m x 30m, located at Site-██. The chamber is to be equipped with twenty (20) high-intensity sonic emitters calibrated to broadcast a white noise frequency between 15 kHz and 25 kHz at all times. A minimum of ten (10) armed guards equipped with standard-issue weaponry are to be stationed outside the containment chamber. Any unauthorized access to the containment chamber is strictly prohibited. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") is to be deployed immediately. Suppression of SCP-XXXX instances should be considered top priority.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large, humanoid automaton constructed primarily of riveted steel plating. Its external appearance closely resembles Adolf Hitler, circa 1940. The entity stands approximately 7 meters tall and exhibits immense physical strength, estimated to exceed 50 tons. The chest of SCP-XXXX bears a stylized cross emblem.
SCP-XXXX exhibits hostile behavior towards any human presence and displays an apparent objective of establishing a Fourth Reich. The entity is capable of vocalizations, primarily consisting of enraged speeches in German and unintelligible shouting.
The most dangerous anomaly associated with SCP-XXXX lies in its ability to trigger spontaneous localized temporal distortions centered around its physical location. These distortions manifest as brief "flashbacks" to various battles in World War II, including, but not limited to, heavy artillery barrages and close-quarters combat involving Wehrmacht infantry. The size and intensity of these temporal distortions appear to be directly correlated with the level of emotional distress displayed by SCP-XXXX. Suppression of SCP-XXXX's emotional state is therefore paramount to successful containment.
Attempts to physically disable SCP-XXXX have proven largely ineffective. Standard firearms have proven useless against SCP-XXXX's armor. High-explosive ordinances have been shown to cause superficial damage, but the entity rapidly regenerates its external plating, sourcing materials from its immediate surroundings. Further research is required to determine the mechanism behind SCP-XXXX's regenerative capabilities.
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Item #: SCP-1863
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All digital representations of SCP-XXXX, including but not limited to image files, text descriptions, and code snippets, are to be removed from public-facing servers. A dedicated disinformation campaign is to be maintained, framing SCP-XXXX as a non-anomalous meme and attempting to saturate the internet with derivative works, diluting the impact of genuine SCP-XXXX instances. Foundation web crawlers are to be deployed to identify and isolate all instances of “Soyjak Party,” or any associated imageboards, and to monitor them for signs of SCP-XXXX manifestation. Personnel monitoring these sites are to flag posts containing specific keywords related to site administration, content moderation, or potential server instability. Should an instance of SCP-XXXX be identified, immediate action must be taken to scrub the instance from the server and isolate the affected platform.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous entity that manifests as a digital image, typically presented in a crude, vectorized style. Its true appearance (SCP-XXXX-1) is that of a pink, vaguely humanoid figure with oversized features, sporting a banana split atop its head and wearing thick-rimmed glasses. The entity often attempts to present itself as a different, more stylized image (SCP-XXXX-2), depicting a male figure with dark hair, wearing a red baseball cap, headphones, and glasses. This presentation is hypothesized to be an attempt to blend in with non-anomalous online communities.
SCP-XXXX is believed to be associated with an online imageboard known as "Soyjak Party," where it is rumored to be the current administrator, designated "admin 6." The entity exhibits anomalous control over the digital environment of this imageboard, capable of manipulating content, user accounts, and server infrastructure. SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous effect appears to be the slow degradation and eventual destruction of any online community it infiltrates. Symptoms of this degradation include:
* Increased instances of infighting and toxicity among users.
* The proliferation of low-quality content and spam.
* Technical issues, such as server instability and data loss.
* A decrease in overall user activity.
It is theorized that SCP-XXXX actively engineers these conditions, possibly through manipulation of site algorithms, content moderation policies, or direct interference with the site's codebase. The entity's motivations for engaging in this behavior are currently unknown. However, some researchers believe that SCP-XXXX derives sustenance or some other unknown benefit from the disintegration of online communities.
Containment is primarily focused on preventing SCP-XXXX from manifesting on new platforms, as attempts to fully eradicate the entity have proven unsuccessful. The entity seems to possess a degree of self-preservation and is capable of migrating to new hosts if it detects a credible threat.
Addendum XXXX-1: During a recent containment breach on a popular social media platform, SCP-XXXX manifested as a series of automated bot accounts designed to spread misinformation and sow discord among users. The Foundation was able to identify and neutralize these accounts, but not before significant damage was done to the platform's reputation and user base. This incident highlights the potential for SCP-XXXX to cause widespread societal disruption.
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>>13051947Item #: SCP-5490
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a Faraday cage measuring 5m x 5m x 5m, lined with 5cm of lead. This cage is to be suspended within a vacuum chamber, maintained at a pressure of less than 10^-6 Torr. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be released from containment.
All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must undergo regular psychological evaluations. Any sign of digital security breach or attempted personal data exfiltration from Foundation systems by personnel is grounds for immediate reassignment and amnesticization. Level 3 clearance is required for interaction with SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the digitized consciousness of a former Foundation researcher, Dr. ████████, now existing solely as a Discord user with the handle "mrblacknig" and associated avatar (@upsetrain7976873). Prior to its anomalous state, Dr. ████████ was known for reckless behavior. This culminated in the public doxxing of his own Discord account on an unsecured Foundation server, triggering its transformation.
SCP-XXXX demonstrates the ability to access and manipulate electronic devices and networks within a 50-meter radius of its physical containment. This includes but is not limited to computers, smartphones, and Foundation security systems. SCP-XXXX has attempted to extract personnel information, leading to its reputation as a feared anomaly.
SCP-XXXX’s manipulation is focused primarily on the dissemination of personally identifying information (PII). It appears to be motivated by a desire to inflict distress and social isolation upon individuals it perceives as responsible for its current state. SCP-XXXX is notably limited by its digital existence; it cannot directly affect the physical world outside of its influence on electronic systems.
Addendum XXXX-1: Due to the sensitive nature of SCP-XXXX's origins and the potential for information breaches, personnel are reminded that discussion of this anomaly outside of official channels is strictly prohibited.
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Item #: SCP-1045
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, SCP-XXXX cannot be contained by any currently known means. Efforts are instead focused on mitigating its spread and understanding its underlying mechanisms. All Foundation personnel are to undergo weekly cognitive function assessments. Any deviation from baseline cognitive performance must be immediately reported and investigated.
All instances of SCP-XXXX-1, individuals infected by SCP-XXXX, are to be immediately quarantined in soundproofed, electromagnetically shielded containment cells. Direct physical contact with SCP-XXXX-1 instances is strictly prohibited without full Level 5 biohazard protection, including specialized faraday suits to prevent potential unknown transmission vectors. Communication with SCP-XXXX-1 instances is to be conducted remotely via networked video and audio feeds, and only when absolutely necessary. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX-1 must maintain a minimum IQ score of 130, as cognitive resilience appears to offer some limited protection against rapid infection. Termination of SCP-XXXX-1 instances is authorized but discouraged, as it has not proven effective in preventing further outbreaks and may offer opportunities for research.
Global communications networks are to be monitored for sudden spikes in keywords associated with SCP-XXXX (see Addendum XXXX-1 for an updated list). Any detected outbreaks are to be immediately suppressed using disinformation campaigns and strategic deployment of amnestics. The public narrative is to be carefully managed to minimize awareness of the phenomenon and discourage behaviors that might facilitate its spread.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a cognitohazardous infectious disease that rapidly degrades the cognitive function of infected individuals, designated SCP-XXXX-1. The primary vector of transmission is believed to be through direct interaction or exposure to low-frequency sonic emissions produced by SCP-XXXX-1 instances, although secondary vectors involving memetic or noetic pathways are suspected.
Initial symptoms of SCP-XXXX infection include a noticeable decline in intelligence, impaired reasoning, memory loss, and difficulty with abstract thought. As the infection progresses, SCP-XXXX-1 instances exhibit increasingly erratic and irrational behavior, often accompanied by vocalizations and expressions of extreme distress or frustration. Diagnostic tests reveal a progressive decrease in the subject's measured IQ, often dropping below baseline levels within hours of exposure.
In the terminal stage of infection, the cranium of SCP-XXXX-1 instances manifests a localized gravitational anomaly, visually represented as a spherical region of complete light absorption. This anomaly is theorized to be a micro-black hole forming within the brain tissue, correlating with the rapid degradation of neural matter. At this point, the instance's IQ is typically measured as a negative value exceeding -3,000,000. Final collapse of the instance is inevitable, resulting in the complete erasure of the subject from reality.
Addendum XXXX-1: Keyword Monitoring List (Partial)
* "Retardation"
* "IQ Collapse"
* "Brain Drain"
* "Cognitive Decay"
* [REDACTED - Level 5 Clearance Required]
Addendum XXXX-2: Incident XXXX-Delta
On ██/██/20██, Dr. ██████, lead researcher on SCP-XXXX, was found in his office exhibiting symptoms consistent with SCP-XXXX infection. Initial investigation revealed that Dr. ██████ had been reviewing audio logs of SCP-XXXX-1 instances without proper audio dampening protocols. Despite immediate quarantine and treatment, Dr. ██████ progressed to the terminal stage within 24 hours. His last recorded statement was a series of incoherent screams and guttural noises, punctuated by repeated pronouncements of the phrase "It’s too late."
Following Incident XXXX-Delta, a Foundation-wide review of containment procedures was initiated, resulting in the tightening of security protocols and increased emphasis on psychological screening of personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX research.
Addendum XXXX-3: Researcher Note
"It is the prevailing opinion among the research staff that SCP-XXXX is not merely a disease, but an active force, almost malevolent in its intent. The speed with which it unravels the minds of its victims, the sheer chaos it leaves in its wake… It’s as if it delights in the destruction of intelligence. I fear that our attempts at containment are ultimately futile. We are simply delaying the inevitable. May God have mercy on us all." - Dr. E. R█████.
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