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$The image features a rectangular layout with Japanese text and a stylized drawing of the character Arlecchino, known from the game Genshin Impact, on the right side. The text, written in black, is arranged in two columns and includes phrases like "二飯者だい好きだよ長崎だけじゃないこの地域を盛り上げてる側やね十八番目のハーレキン" and a large, bold "ヤハイリンコ" next to Arlecchino\'s illustration. The post context, including the Twitter handle @ArlecchinoUT and the reply mentioning "地元を盛り上げてる側" (supporting the local area), suggests this is a fan-made meme celebrating Arlecchino and their connection to the local community. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present, indicating original content on X.$

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猫に地球儀にワイングラスに忙しいな…

本気で東大目指して不合格だった人間にしかわからない涙を、衆くの人がただのお涙頂戴コンテンツとして消化してるの普通に嫌いだ

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「日本」ってゲームをよくプレイしてます

合格した報告が Twitter→友達→北大→高校→家族→元カノの順番だった極めて不義理な男

東大受験の、あのワクワクを覚えてますか？受かるかどうかわからない、だからこそ全力で挑む。「合格」の文字がもたらす歓喜と安堵。単位も同じです。取れると分かり切った単位に、意味はない。取れるか取れないか、その機微。それこそが「勝負」――違いますか？だから私は、ペンを持たない。

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ば、バカな…こんなことが…！

駒場東大前に女子に絡むヤバイのいるから注意

東大の初週みんな →オンライン授業ながら駒場に出向き、クラスメイトたちと親睦を深めつつ受講。少しずつ駒場ライフが掴めてくる中、新歓に五月祭準備に大忙し。ワイ

→Twitterに張り付きつつZoomだけつけてお布団クネクネ。着実に詰んでいく有り様はさながら藤井聡太の対局相手。

土日なんも勉強してなくて数年後これの予定

$The image depicts a black-and-white manga panel featuring a character with short, dark hair, wearing a sweater and pants, in a cluttered room filled with scattered books and papers. The character is in a frantic pose, seemingly searching or panicking on the floor, reflecting a chaotic and stressed state. Japanese text in speech bubbles indicates surprise and urgency, with phrases like "70 points!!" and "I haven\'t studied at all this weekend." The post text by @ArlecchinoUT humorously suggests this scene represents their future due to not studying over the weekend, implying procrastination and exam anxiety. No platform watermarks are visible.$

やっぱ大学生ならワックス使ったほうがええんかな〜とか思って調べてたら鼻くそデカすぎる美容垢出てきて終わった。。。

The image is a screenshot from a TikTok video featuring a person holding up a finger with a large piece of nasal mucus on it. The text overlay in Japanese reads "使う量は米くそ1個分 (小1粒分)", which translates to "The amount to use is one booger (one small grain)". This humorous content is likely intended to entertain and amuse viewers, playing on the absurdity of using a booger as a measurement for hair wax. The post text from the user @ArlecchinoUT mentions looking up whether university students should use hair wax, leading to the discovery of this beauty account with an exaggerated booger, which adds context to the humor in the image. The setting appears to be indoors, with the person wearing casual clothing and a chain necklace, contributing to the casual and relatable tone of the post.

クラスの友達が医接で理二三6組を名乗ったら「もしかして召使？」とか聞かれたらしくて横転

SN台物理、学問ヅラしておきながら東大物理を褒めちぎっており、さすがに冷笑というか苦笑そういう売り方をするなら門外不出の微積物理(笑)教えてニヤニヤするだけじゃなくて、鉄緑会化学科くらいの気概を見せてほしい

うおおおおお！！ #春から東大

20万バズありがとうございます伸び過ぎだろ。。。

$The image shows a character, likely Arlecchino from the game Genshin Impact, depicted in a stylized or fan-art format on a black background. The character is partially visible, with a focus on their iconic mask or headpiece, alongside a red and blue color scheme that aligns with Genshin Impact\'s aesthetic. The post text from @ArlecchinoUT on X expresses gratitude for reaching 200,000 likes ("20万バズありがとうございます"), indicating the image\'s viral popularity. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present, suggesting original content on X. The composition is simple but clear, emphasizing the character\'s recognition among fans.$

「東大以外大学ではない」は他人に押し付けてイキるためのものではなく、東大志望が自分自身を追い込むためだけに使うべきスローガンです

ごめん自分冷笑いいっすか？

東大英作の過去問「画像を見て思ったことを書け」に対して、「うおお！巨人だ！…とはならない。なぜか。それは現在の科学が巨人の存在を否定しているからである。ドラゴンやユニコーン、フェニックスも同じだ。我々は学ぶにつれて、空想の世界から架空の生物を消し去ってしまうのである」って書いた

A black-and-white photo of two cats on a patterned rug. One cat lies on its back, exposing its belly, while the other stands over it, with visible paws reaching down. The setting includes a corner of a room with a carpeted floor.

クラスで期末テストお疲れ様会〜

もちろん俺は「東大生なのに学歴不問のバイトをしている自分」に酔ってますよ？

赤門道場見てたら上クラの人出てきて流石に草

ローブも杖も買ってしもうた…

夏休み中は来ることないと思ってたのに

青ブタ見ながら青春できないことを嘆く異常男性たち　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ｼﾞﾀﾊﾞﾀ

$The image shows two people in a casual indoor setting, likely a living room or apartment, engaged in playful or exaggerated physical movements, possibly flailing or dancing, as indicated by the motion blur. One person is wearing black pants and socks, with legs prominently visible, while the other is partially visible, wearing black clothing. A white mug, a green can labeled "C100," and other household items like a tissue box are on a table, suggesting a relaxed, everyday environment. The post text, referencing "青ブタ" (Seishun Buta Yarou, or "Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai") and "青春できない" ("can\'t have youth"), implies these individuals are humorously lamenting their inability to experience the youthful, romantic moments depicted in the anime while watching it, adding a self-deprecating, meme-like context. No platform watermarks are visible.$

ひょろわ〜100人くらい増えたので自己紹介しとくと東海→北大→家の事情&鬱で休学→再受験→東大という者です

千里眼ではなく明大前の鷹の目やっぱ汁無し派ですわ俺

The image shows a bowl of ramen from a restaurant named '鷹の目' located near Meidai-mae, as indicated by the post text '千里眼ではなく明大前の鷹の目'. The ramen is served without broth, as the poster mentions 'やっぱ汁無し派ですわ俺' which translates to 'I'm still a no-broth type'. The dish features a variety of toppings including a large slice of pork, shredded vegetables, what appears to be minced meat or a similar topping, and a side dish of pickled vegetables or kimchi. The bowl has a decorative design with red and green patterns, adding a traditional touch to the presentation. The setting appears to be a casual dining environment, likely a ramen shop, given the context of the post.

フリーレン先輩「お前が召使か！！(大音量)」 ↑ ガチで草

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Aug 22

試験会場にアルレッキーノネックレスつけてったら東大受かったんすよ

The image shows a person wearing a maroon scarf and a black jacket, with a prominent necklace featuring a star-shaped pendant adorned with red gemstones. The necklace, described as an 'Arlecchino Necklace' in the post text, is the focal point, hanging over the scarf. The post text humorously claims that wearing this necklace to an exam venue led to success in getting into the University of Tokyo (Todai), blending fashion with a meme-like boast. No platform watermarks are visible.

進研偏差値74の東大に行って分かったことは、「本当の賢さ」がある人が多いってこともちろんこの大学に来れるくらいだから学力も高いんだけど、学力では測れないこと（コミュニケーション、スポーツ、バイト）が半端なくできる人が多いみんな暗記だけじゃなくて頭も柔らかいんだよね

政府の機蜜を入手したやはり俺の落単にはイタリアが一枚噛んでいたらしい

$The image shows a hand holding a white rectangular container with a red rim, filled with dark brown instant coffee powder. The container has Japanese text, including "紅茶花伝宇治抹茶ラテ 27g" and "伊藤園," indicating it is a product by Ito En, a Japanese company. The post text humorously suggests the coffee is "government honey" (likely a typo or pun for "government money") and ties it to a conspiracy involving Italy and the poster\'s academic failure, creating a meme-like context. No platform watermarks are visible.$