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Proud of my home city ❤️NYC❤️

I’m enjoying oblivion

. 🕯️ . 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ . 🕯️ .

Hour 1 of Marathon: -Eh, I don’t get it. Hour 4 of Marathon: -The gunplay is nice at least. Hour 17 of Marathon: -I NEED MICROPROCESSORS NOW!

If someone did it, I’d throw a huge party and invite everyone.

If I don’t get into this alpha test I will straight up lose my goddamn mind.

Israel sucks lol

good trip

BACHELOR PARTY IN VEGAS

Watching Invincible and it’s frustrating how correct Cecil is about damn near everything.

Severance good

Nobody that complains about a comedian “going woke” actually likes stand-up comedy

Playing Pool

The new Severance episode isn’t bad, but it’s very much the weakest one so far.

Little update: I’ve got a Flu AND Bronchitis (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER) I’ve been kind of bedridden for nearly a week. Won’t be on the next Snark Tank you guys see, but I’ll try my best to be on the one after. I’m gonna be monitored tonight keep it from turning into pneumonia. FUN TIMES!!!

If the rumors are true and it’s only campaign and no Horde/PVP, this is very anticlimactic. Especially Horde mode. Gears 2’s Horde is FIRE. Building a “Collection” without it feels like intentionally sabotaging your game right as it’s introduced to a brand new audience. Also just seems lazy.

I think multiplayer should be there too, but Horde I think is more “in” right now anyway. Games like Helldivers 2 solidify that. It was a head of its time and people have been clamoring for G2 Horde for years. Locking that experience to the original Xbox 360 copy is such a thoroughly lame idea.

Just saw Trump say the government spent “8 million dollars making mice transgender” and when I looked it up it was actually transGENIC. Motherfucker can’t even read. I’m sorry dude, if you’re still somehow gargling this illiterate octogenarian’s nuts I just can’t respect you. Stupidity is a choice.

Incredible strength and courage from Zelenskyy. Standing up to a room full of bullies in an orchestrated, stage-managed ambush. Never backing down. Never letting the lies take root. Absolute hero for the ages.

Bezos as well.

this makes jerking off an ethical nightmare

This is one of those “so tired and busy I’m going to sleep at 7” kind of weeks

I’m gonna throw a big party when Elon dies and everyone will be invited.

100+ HOUR GAMES

I haven’t been on Twitter in weeks and everything feels so much better tbh

I like Avowed.

With all due respect, if you have an event that I’m gonna need a plane to go to, I’m simply not going under this administration.

Is Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 *supposed* to have the worst combat ever created?

“UNEXPECTED????”

reginald

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is calling me but I must ignore

always a pleasure to poison my friends

Just finished Onimusha for the first time. Solid little game.

Severance is interesting because it’s a great show based on a genuinely trash idea. Eye-opening in the sense that any idea with great execution becomes a great idea.

Anybody got good recommendations for lav mics?

What’s your favorite video game grappling hook?

It’s so nice that Grummz isn’t here

Iconic.

New video just dropped… and you might actually be able to see it because I’m sharing it on Bluesky! youtu.be/Fv38P3CPglU

I guess sharing these names is a crime, so I figured I’d go ahead and commit a lil crime

wrote some music

The entire Grammys crowd singing “A MINOOOOOOOR” is CRAZY

I keep trying to give Horizon: Zero Dawn a chance, but there’s just something so offputting about it. I can’t put my finger on it.

Just found out I’m acoustic

My sleep schedule is absolutely ravaged

8-15 hours is a perfect game length. Maybe 25 - 35 (40 MAX) for RPGs. There are exceptions, but I’m so turned off by modern pacing.

I think they just wanna get their names off the Epstein list

I’ve seen some people (presumably left leaning) saying that making fun of Elon’s terrible speaking skills is “ableist” and I’m being so real when I say it’s the reason we’ll never win anything ever again. Being nice isn’t always kind. Being mean isn’t always evil. Sometimes, ire is earned.

Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet looks neat, but it’s easily the worst name I’ve ever heard for a video game. It sucks so hard.

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I personally love that, from her perspective, it’s a horror movie while everyone else is in a swashbuckling adventure. It’s hysterical.

I regret to inform you that, upon rewatch, Temple of Doom is indeed my favorite.

I voiced in a thing youtu.be/8nwH8IVyHWw?...

Mouthwashing is an absolutely brilliant game. Good shit.

waiting for Margaret Qualley to shut up and propose to me already

Didn’t expect to tear up at Wicked and I’m irritated by this

I swear to god, people are distressingly illiterate.

Worth it.

What’s your guys’s hottest video game take that isn’t just negativity farming? Mine is that I spent 100 hours in Starfield and liked it a lot lol

It’s tragic that Seinfeld isn’t an animated series cuz you could reboot that show with those characters in any place and time period and it’d work. I wanna see these four selfish urbanites navigate the social inconveniences of the Fall of Rome or the French Revolution.

Timefeld

I have been waking up naturally at like 5:30 in the morning and I’m not happy about it.

NEW VIDEO! Are we sterilizing the human experience by childishly “euphemizing” serious subjects for ad dollars? I think so and I hate it.

THIS IS SICK

Fuck it. Too curious. Stalker 2 installed

Stalker 2 is calling me but I have no time.

I get an insurmountable urge to play Skyrim on Survival at least once every winter

I’m actually a fan of musicals but I somehow avoided Wicked entirely. I straight up never heard that Defying Gravity song in my life.

I don’t think Halo CE and Halo 2 get enough credit for being two industry shaking revolutionary titles IN A ROW. It’s rare that a franchise has even one of these, let alone back to back.

Jesus Christ

Nice to rip the band-aid off after not posting for so long. Now I can just make stuff without worry about whether or not it’s “good enough after such a long wait.”

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Niko Belic is such a good character, man. GTA IV is special as hell.

I’ve been awake since 10 am yesterday. Ask me anything

I don’t know how I feel about Shadow of the Erdtree getting a GOTY nomination.

Yo

I was so young 2 years ago 😔

Nobody will ever be there for me the way my 2004 Silver Toyota Corolla with a broken tape deck was

I see u

this show is honestly crazy

they should genetically engineer a mouse that looks exactly like Mickey and release a fuck ton of them in small suburban towns

I’m sad that there isn’t a Mr Beauty galavanting around the world undoing everything Mr Beast does

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