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 13016474[Quote] [Voice Chat]

today is cobson's birthday party

itt we edit soyjak variants into the image by making one edit per post

 13016494[Quote]>>13016509

Wasn’t his actual birthday like a few months ago doe

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coal

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feraljak

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>>13016494
well you see, it just is ok?

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gem

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>>13016502
wholesome

 13016513[Quote]>>13016523

today is the day i molest op brutally

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jews won btw if that matters

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>>13016513
WHATT THE FUCK o algo

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rape everyone since cobsons birthday is also spadesons birthday

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soyak

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>>13016559
mulletjak and soyak

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>>13016627
Add Jared

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>>13016627
chudjak

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>>13016707
ok give me a moment

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test

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>>13016710
so far, we got soyak, feraljak, cobson, chudjak, mulletjak, bernd and jared

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>>13016740
Move Jared so Cobson is visible as he is the main show

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>>13016740
Add soycreature

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Marge why is 'kleki' in the filename? Isn't that some oldfag namefag troon?

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>>13016765
hallucinated it again award

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add isaac

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Fuck all of you. I hate all of you with a passion in my soul. You will all rot. Nothing is worth anything.
Everyone at Cobson's birthday fucking explodes. They are all dead. Fuck you.

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add original

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Pepe saved everyone from the explosion!!

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>Marge why is 'kleki' in the filename? Isn't that some oldfag namefag troon?

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>>13016761
soycreature joins the party

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>>13016804
What about Fortson in the back?

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test

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>>13016804
Fuck you. You are genuinely a piece of shit. I will rape you to death, fucking nigger.
All of you rotten fucks deserve to get assraped by Satan.
The party explodes again and the fireball is bigger and everyone dies. Fuck you.

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>>>13016804
>Fuck you. You are genuinely a piece of shit. I will rape you to death, fucking nigger.
>All of you rotten fucks deserve to get assraped by Satan.
>The party explodes again and the fireball is bigger and everyone dies. Fuck you.

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>>>13016804
>Fuck you. You are genuinely a piece of shit. I will rape you to death, fucking nigger.
>All of you rotten fucks deserve to get assraped by Satan.
>The party explodes again and the fireball is bigger and everyone dies. Fuck you.

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>>13016775
isaac comes to the rescue and saves everyone, he also joins the party

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>>13016846
You stupid fucking shit. Isaac does not come to the rescue. Isaac can not come to the rescue. The fireball explodes much harder. No one is left. The party is over. Everyone is dead. Fuck you. Burn in hell you stupid piece of shit. Fuck you. Burn. Fuck you.

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>>13016822
Why do you hate silly glasses men

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>>>13016822 (You)
>Why do you hate silly glasses men

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>>13016860
Your so insitefull and cool, may I see your fursona

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>>13016846
geg! its gemmy!

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>>13016869
Even doe all faggots, trannys, & niggers hate this website

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>insitefull

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>>13016846
'aya at the 'arty

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>>13016887
OP make a nu one where maya is the only one at the 'arty because everyone else left after her lame ass showed up

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>>13016887
You sick fucking piece of shit. You deserve to get ass raped by 12 indian men to death. I fucking hope you die. Stupid nigger. Kill yourself. Faggot. Ack like a troon. Genuinely kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot nigger.
The party explodes again. The grounds are uninhabitable. Nothing left but bloodstains. Fuck you.>>13016887

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>FURRY.png

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>>13016860
isaac was invited to the party, but when he finally arrived everything is destroyed, a few ballons remain and everyone is a fucking skeleton

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>>13016904
this was after everyone but (((maya))) left

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>>13016904
I alway knew maya was a suicide bomber or something

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>>13016917
HOLY SHIT WHAT??

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>>13016912
Isaac explodes too.

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>>13016925
nigger why does everything explode?

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>>13016931
You stupid fucking piece of shit nigger faggot monkey retard troon pedocuck.
Are you fucking retarded? Please kill yourself. It would be doing the world a favor.
You explode too. Fuck you.

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>>13016931
Consider this case:

A woman. 28 years old. Lives in a bed-rack apartment block in Alabama. She has engaged in heavy feed use since childhood, spending 70 to 80% of her free time connected. At age 16 she finds global success as mix guide, netting her a considerable sum of money. One day, when she is 19 years old, she connects to her feed. She does not disconnect again for 9 years.

9 years of continuous feed. 9 years without any direct human contact. 9 years alone in a hygiene bed. Dreaming.

Meanwhile, her feed is a veritable flurry of digital contact: mixes, life stories, role swaps, rooms, hunts, avatar makers, empathy games, sex play, and on and on. For a while, her mix tours sell well, and she enjoys her celebrity. But over the years, tastes changes, and her income falls. Try as she might, she cannot revive her popularity. She tries sortieing, tutoring, crowd matching, whatever will make her money. But the competition in these markets is harsh, and she has significant debts to several promotion companies. Her money runs out. She manages to credit bounce for a while, but the writing is on the wall: she must disconnect.

She knows this, yet she cannot bring herself to do it. Within the feeds she is well-liked by her spheres, known as a talented mixer and narrator, a reasonable wall mediator and a sensitive and capable participant in sex play. But she has a direct sense feed with complete safety overrides, and she has been on increasing pain dampening for the last 4 years. She knows she has bed sores and perhaps will need multiple amputations. She has assumed that she will live feed-to-grave, and cannot bring herself disconnect.

She researches cortical suicide methods but decides against it. She contacts emergency services and arranges for them to remove her from her hygiene bed. One day shortly after her 28th birthday she is disconnected after a 9 year dream. She awakes to a world of horrifying pain. Pain dampening has blocked her opioid receptors, and the removal technicians can do nothing for her agony. Her entire body is atrophied and she has severe calcification around her ports, catheter and evacuator, as well as numerous sores and abscesses and general muscle atrophy.
She is taken to the hospital for physical rehabilitation. After several operations, she is stabilized and her pain has subsided to manageable levels. Thankfully, her limbs are still intact. After eye treatments, she looks at herself in the mirror and finds something she does not recognize. She has aged 9 years, though a lack of sun exposure and facial expressions has left her face smooth and unlined, albeit inhumanly gaunt and pale. Within a few days, the hospital sends her home. She must use a scooter to return to her apartment, which is little more than weatherproof box to contain her hygiene bed.

What will become of this woman? Sitting alone in her apartment with no job and no touch-friends, without even a bathroom other than the hygiene bed, she will find it very difficult to resist the lure of the feed. The lack of stimulation will mean that she is often bored. The lack of predictability will mean that she is anxious whenever she is not bored. She will find unmediated socializing torturous. According to our statistics, there will be a 90% chance of her making another long-term connection within a month. There will be a 30% chance of her dying within 1 year.

This the price of long-term connection: it is inescapable. Less than 1% of users connected continuously for more than 3 years are able to go on to lead successful disconnected lives. In America, there are currently over 30 million users on long term connections. Unless something changes, they will stay connected until they die.

This is why we have created COMPANION-12.



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