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>This domain or site is currently unavailable.
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>YAnon
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Just realized that when an older foid asked me to say R back in fifth grade she thought i was a jap or something
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/RAID/ - Shadow Legends of shary edition

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HECCIN GEMMY RAID IDEA

Blackedbooru has a forum and I think it would be pretty gemmy if we aped it
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/Posting General/

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Previous thread: https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/13011430.html
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Okay CHUDDIES I just found out about this "soyjak.st" thing from Bluesky and I just gotta say you are some of the most PATHETIC incels I've ever met! Go touch grass, LOSERS!
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>nigger
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'teens what happened to the sharty?
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Anti-Troon Thread Because it's 2021

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pvz
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Me and chud were hungry so we went down to the mall…
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>soyjak.party
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>Do you have any idea how stressful it is to moderate this site with you faggots posting raisin like cp, gore and discord links nonstop? Fuck off. We aren't here to baby your every sensibility when you see something you dont like. There isn't any tranny porn anywhere. Whatever your niggered newfagbrain has conceived to be tranny porn literally isn't, and if something like that is posted outside of the designated boards and goes against the rules then report it instead of making embarrasing whiney threads like this on /soy/. Fuck off.
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If the get is taken place in this thread quote has to add upvotes and downvotes
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NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 20!
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>DVSCQRD WQN
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What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!

HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.

Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!

Hm… *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs… Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!

What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.

Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
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aqflk;cs'3, how could you tell?
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>we da aryans n shiet
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Cumskin hate thread o algo
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>Okay CHUDDIES I just found out about this "soyjak.st" thing from Bluesky and I just gotta say you are some of the most PATHETIC incels I've ever met! Go touch grass, LOSERS!
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…Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway… three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
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>Cumskin hate thread o algo
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fuggen jardee
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>coal!
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>>dave won
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>having an 20 iq
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The great gem famine of '25
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Remember on August 3rd, 2021 StefiBeaLipton messaged me balls on PS4 messages and of how StefiBeaLipton is Gay and committed Gay Sins
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asvlk;'vasva
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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>Jannies
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>soytan porn
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>Spam
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mouse won, dave lost
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Dying
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>pinejak
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>Niggers
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>Poop
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>aw hell nah what is this spam bru 💀
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Pajeep
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havent used this site in a week what the fuck is going on in the log

no arrow because this is me
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>India
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>Nigger
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mouse won, dave lost
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>i hate twitter immigrants
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as80fs8hf
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af80ash-0f
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>i love spam
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mouse won, dave lost
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>i love trans people
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spamming is sharty culture nusoi
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>mouse won, dave lost
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>mailto:Bumo
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>9A0C WABAG!!
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fdg80sh0asdh89
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tiny nate adventure thread
dubs decides what happens next fuggen jardee
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gak0asvd;'34 o algo
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gsdfhdsh
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>SUPER SAGE!
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mouse won, dave lost
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india
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asfiopsva[v'as
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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asfk;'s 3r3
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>Tfw two autists fighting for whoever makes jannies seethe harder and repel the most original posters the most until soy gets locked
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avs90vasp;
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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>punch your local nazi
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awlo;va's'vca
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>mouse won, dave lost
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I love how the 'log is just spam
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>i love video game
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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glvd'av'gv4
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>i hate jews
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gdhdhd
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mouse won, dave lost
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asfk;asv'c3
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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im gay, now what? im trans btw
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alg'#av3 though
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>i hate dave
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4w309vwe;gb
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>ibabababbabab skibidi toile
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askf;'asv3
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>i hate coinjak
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mouse won, dave lost
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hjasdg08jfas90dfjas
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asgf;#avs
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>im trans btw
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pissing on the 'log!
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awfgk';sv3
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gw8904hg0as8dhpiadh
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afsl'asv#
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>i hate racist peopel
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efuoq
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asfk;avs'
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asfk;asv3
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>i hate kendrick lamar
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gpsihrg0wehf
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safp;asvc';3
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>mouse won, dave lost
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE MAKE A FEATURE TO HIDE ALL THREADS WITH A CERTAIN IMAGE QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
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g-e9j-g9sjdgj
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awglasv;dvds; or something
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>i love sharty
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dfshsdfh
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afglavs'#3#t4
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>i hate jannies
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askgd;avsd'
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ONE MORE MOTH! ONE MORE MOTH!
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mouse won, dave lost
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IF YOU SELL TO UNDER 18 YOU WILL BE SENT TO JAIL FOR ENDANGERING A MINOR AND WILL BE A SEX OFFENDER.
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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the Snarky poopy
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?

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