ポチ浪

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ポチ浪

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06/二浪/ホイ卒

教育学部　調教学科Joined October 2024

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モテたくて慣れないワックスを無理やり使って今これ

The image shows a man in a suit and tie, with his hair styled in an unusual and humorous manner, likely due to the use of hair wax. The post text in Japanese translates to "I wanted to be popular, so I forced myself to use unfamiliar wax, and now it's like this." This context suggests that the man is attempting a new hairstyle to attract attention, but the result is comically exaggerated. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a traditional Japanese room, as indicated by the sliding doors in the background. There are also some decorative items, including what looks like a sake bottle, adding to the cultural ambiance.

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麻原今、天まで飛んでるけど勝てるの？ x.com/FabioIalglesia

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【国語】　現代文　　　　漢文　　　　　　　古文

The image shows three male bodybuilders standing on a stage, each wearing minimal attire typical for bodybuilding competitions. The post text in Japanese mentions "現代文" (modern Japanese), "漢文" (Chinese classics), and "古文" (classical Japanese), which humorously compares the three bodybuilders to different styles of Japanese literature. The setting is a well-lit stage with a wooden floor, and the bodybuilders are posing in a manner that highlights their physiques. The comparison in the text adds a layer of cultural humor, suggesting that the different body types or styles of the competitors are akin to the varied styles of Japanese language study.

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マーキングかな？

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地雷設置完了

いっぱい人いたし、絶対誰か引っ掛かるぞ

受験はもう始まってる

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僕が二浪するのをバカにした元同級生が留年したらしくて今これ

The image features Nobita, a character from the popular Japanese anime series 'Doraemon'. Nobita is depicted with a wide-open mouth and exaggeratedly large, excited eyes, which is a common expression used to convey surprise or joy in the series. The post text in Japanese translates to: 'It seems that a former classmate who made fun of me for taking two gap years has repeated a year, and now I'm like this.' This context suggests that the image is being used humorously to express schadenfreude, the pleasure derived from another person's misfortune, in this case, the classmate's academic setback. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a classroom or similar environment, indicated by the tiled wall in the background.

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中学の同級生を素人系AVで見つけて今これ

The image features Doraemon, a popular Japanese manga and anime character known for being a robotic cat from the future. Doraemon is depicted with his characteristic blue and white body, red nose, and yellow bell around his neck. He is shown with a mischievous or scheming expression, which is often used in various contexts to convey playful or cunning intent. The setting appears to be a typical indoor environment, possibly a bedroom, with a chair and some toys visible in the background. The post text in Japanese mentions finding a middle school classmate in an amateur adult video, which adds a humorous and ironic context to the image of Doraemon, suggesting a playful or light-hearted reaction to the situation.

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お前ロリコンなの

キッモwww 　　　　　　　　教育学部志望は違くないか

The image shows a group of young men gathered together, all smiling and laughing, suggesting a joyful and friendly atmosphere. They are dressed casually, with some wearing hoodies and others in jackets, indicating a relaxed setting. The post text in Japanese reads, "お前ロリコンなの⁉️キッモwww 教育学部志望は違くないか," which translates to "Are you a lolicon?! Gross lol. Isn't aiming for the Faculty of Education wrong?" This text adds a humorous and slightly provocative context to the image, hinting at a playful banter among friends. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a home or a casual meeting place, with a plain background that keeps the focus on the group.

The image shows a group of young men gathered together, all smiling and laughing, suggesting a joyful and friendly atmosphere. They are dressed casually, with some wearing hoodies and others in jackets, indicating a relaxed setting. The post text in Japanese reads, "お前ロリコンなの⁉️キッモwww 教育学部志望は違くないか," which translates to "Are you a lolicon?! Gross lol. Isn't aiming for the Faculty of Education wrong?" This text adds a humorous and slightly provocative context to the image, hinting at a playful banter among friends. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a home or a casual meeting place, with a plain background that keeps the focus on the group.

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4月に勉強時間ツイートしてる奴だいたいこれ

The image shows a person standing in front of a chalkboard, pointing at a graph that depicts a curve. The text on the chalkboard is in Japanese, reading "う-トツッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッッ

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女性のチューターにおっぱいチラ見してるのバレて今これ

The image features Nobita, a well-known character from the Japanese anime series 'Doraemon'. Nobita is depicted with a surprised and somewhat embarrassed expression, with his eyes wide open and mouth agape. He is wearing his typical green shirt with a white collar. The context from the post text suggests that Nobita was caught peeking at a female tutor's chest, which is humorously represented by the splash of water or some white substance in front of him, adding to the comedic effect. The background is a simple, blurred outdoor scene, focusing attention on Nobita's reaction.

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高卒の方が偏差値高いの何

The image is a screenshot from a video by wakatte.TV, featuring two women being interviewed on the street. The first image shows two women, one in her 20s and the other in her 30s, with text overlay indicating their ages. The second image focuses on a woman in her 30s, with text overlay also indicating her age. The post text in Japanese translates to "It's more impressive that the high school graduate has a higher deviation score 😡💢⚡", suggesting a comparison or commentary on educational achievements or age-related expectations. The setting appears to be urban, with buildings and street elements visible in the background.

The image is a screenshot from a video by wakatte.TV, featuring two women being interviewed on the street. The first image shows two women, one in her 20s and the other in her 30s, with text overlay indicating their ages. The second image focuses on a woman in her 30s, with text overlay also indicating her age. The post text in Japanese translates to "It's more impressive that the high school graduate has a higher deviation score 😡💢⚡", suggesting a comparison or commentary on educational achievements or age-related expectations. The setting appears to be urban, with buildings and street elements visible in the background.

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がん患者は必死に生きようと頑張ってるのに、お母さんに洋服買ってもらい、ゲーセンで軍手はめる様な奴と一緒にされるの可哀想すぎて好き

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どっちも負けて欲しい

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俺もパワースポットでポイ捨てされてるお金拾ってその場所をキレイにしたことある。

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12660

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僕も塾の自習室で休憩にスイッチやってたら先生にバレて死にかけてた事ある。しかも最初の5分でバレた。

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←塾の授業中　　　　　　　　　　　　塾から帰る時→

The image features two scenes of the popular anime character Doraemon. The first image shows Doraemon looking tired and sad, with half-closed eyes and a red nose, suggesting he is exhausted or unwell. This scene is labeled as 'during the cram school class' in the post text. The second image depicts Doraemon walking away with a cheerful expression, indicating he is happy or relieved, labeled as 'when returning from cram school'. The contrast between the two images humorously captures the change in mood from being in a study environment to leaving it, resonating with many who find studying tiring but feel relief upon finishing.

The image features two scenes of the popular anime character Doraemon. The first image shows Doraemon looking tired and sad, with half-closed eyes and a red nose, suggesting he is exhausted or unwell. This scene is labeled as 'during the cram school class' in the post text. The second image depicts Doraemon walking away with a cheerful expression, indicating he is happy or relieved, labeled as 'when returning from cram school'. The contrast between the two images humorously captures the change in mood from being in a study environment to leaving it, resonating with many who find studying tiring but feel relief upon finishing.

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こういうギャルのケツと煮卵みたいな男でもできるセルフエロっていいよな

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夜の町　桜は散れど　梅は咲く

The image captures a rainy night in a city, with several people walking along a narrow, wet sidewalk. The individuals are holding umbrellas, protecting themselves from the rain. The scene is illuminated by streetlights and building lights, creating a reflective glow on the wet pavement. The post text, "夜の町　桜は散れど　梅は咲く" (translated as "Night town, though the cherry blossoms fall, the plum blossoms bloom"), adds a poetic touch, suggesting a contrast between the transient nature of cherry blossoms and the enduring bloom of plum blossoms, possibly symbolizing resilience or continuity amidst change. The setting appears to be urban, with greenery and buildings lining the path.

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明日の答え載せてもいいんだぞー

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チューター(女)を犯してぇとか言ってる奴が早速退塾リーチらしくて今これ

The image is a scene from the popular Japanese anime 'Doraemon'. It features two characters, Suneo Honekawa and Doraemon, inside a futuristic vehicle. Suneo, wearing a helmet, appears to be in a state of distress or surprise, with his mouth wide open and eyes wide. Doraemon, the robotic cat, is also wearing a helmet and has a comically exaggerated expression of shock or fear. The setting suggests they are in some sort of adventure or mishap, typical of the comedic and adventurous themes of the show. The post text in Japanese mentions someone being on the verge of being expelled from a cram school for inappropriate behavior, which adds a layer of humor and irony to the image, as it contrasts with the innocent and comedic nature of the anime scene.

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女の人、結構働いているゾ

The image shows a woman dressed in a white outfit and a beige headscarf, engaged in cleaning a wall with a sponge. The text overlay in Japanese discusses her income, indicating she earns 1500 yen per hour, works 24 hours a day, and 365 days a year, resulting in an annual income of 13,140,000 yen. The post text from @5xIhJqvAex30635 mentions that women are working quite hard, suggesting a commentary on labor and income. The image is set against a plain background, focusing on the woman's work and the financial details. The time displayed is 7:40, and the weather is sunny at 16°C.

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シバタリエ

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ガチの穴場で草

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←現役生の夏　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　宅浪の夏→

$The post features two contrasting images representing the summer experiences of different types of students, as indicated by the text "←現役生の夏宅浪の夏→" ("←Active student\'s summer 宅浪\'s summer→"). The first image shows an anime-style girl in a school uniform, wearing glasses and a headband with "必勝" ("Must Win") written on it, sitting at a desk with books and writing intently, surrounded by dramatic flames symbolizing intense stress or pressure. The second image depicts a man lounging on a couch, holding a beer bottle and a remote control, with a bowl of chips nearby, suggesting a relaxed, carefree attitude. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible. The meme format humorously contrasts the rigorous study of an active student (現役生) with the laid-back lifestyle of a self-studying student (宅浪), highlighting cultural perceptions of academic pressure and leisure.$

$The post features two contrasting images representing the summer experiences of different types of students, as indicated by the text "←現役生の夏宅浪の夏→" ("←Active student\'s summer 宅浪\'s summer→"). The first image shows an anime-style girl in a school uniform, wearing glasses and a headband with "必勝" ("Must Win") written on it, sitting at a desk with books and writing intently, surrounded by dramatic flames symbolizing intense stress or pressure. The second image depicts a man lounging on a couch, holding a beer bottle and a remote control, with a bowl of chips nearby, suggesting a relaxed, carefree attitude. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible. The meme format humorously contrasts the rigorous study of an active student (現役生) with the laid-back lifestyle of a self-studying student (宅浪), highlighting cultural perceptions of academic pressure and leisure.$

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ｴｯﾎｴｯﾎ女子校にある男子トイレを使ってあげなきゃｴｯﾎｴｯﾎ

The image features a barn owl walking on grass, which is humorously anthropomorphized to look like it's walking in a human-like manner. The post text in Japanese, 'エッホエッホ女子校にある男子トイレを使ってあげなきゃエッホエッホ', translates to 'Ehhho Ehhho I have to let them use the boys' toilet in the girls' school Ehhho Ehhho'. This adds a layer of humor, suggesting the owl is on a mission, which aligns with the comedic intent of the post. The setting is a grassy field, providing a natural backdrop that contrasts with the humorous context provided by the text.

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とりあえず勃起 ⣠⡶⠚⠛⠲⢄ ⣼⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠳⢤⣄ ⢿⠀⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡇ ⠈⠳⣼⡙⠒⠶⠶ ⠚⠉⠳⣄ ⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⢤ ⠀⠀⠈

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時々、童貞が差別されるのマジで意味がわからない

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インスタではいいねの付かない顔だから、女性との関わりが少ないオタクが多めなXに流れて来た“中の下”以下の女で好き

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次また落ちたらこれになるのマジで笑えない

The image is a scene from the anime "Kinnikuman" featuring characters Meat, Terryman, and Robin Mask. They are depicted in a celebratory setting, sitting around a table with various foods like fish, vegetables, and drinks. The text overlay in Japanese reads "次また落ちたらこれになるのマジで笑えない" which translates to "If I fail again, this will happen, and it's not funny." This suggests a humorous or ironic context, implying that the person posting feels they might end up in a similar celebratory yet exaggerated situation if they fail again. The image is framed with red flowers, adding to the festive atmosphere.

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文系学部落ちのワイに親が医学部薦めて来て今これ

The image shows a person in a video call or online meeting, with a green background and various text overlays in Japanese. The text at the top left indicates the date and time, while the text at the top right provides context about the conversation, suggesting that the person's parents recommended medical school after they failed to get into a liberal arts program. The bottom right corner has icons indicating the status of the call. The post text humorously conveys the situation where the person's parents suggested medical school after they didn't get into their desired liberal arts program, adding a layer of irony and relatability to the image.

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これ忘れてるだろ

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冗談抜きでミームが廃れる原因は“女”ただ一つ

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【祝・進路決定】僕宅浪してるんですけど、この度予備校に進学することが決定しました。

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受験生のみんな良かったな！！俺が平均点下げておいたぞ！！！

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#浪人界隈浴室放尿同好会

The image shows a person relaxing in a bathtub with their legs raised and feet visible above the water. The setting is a modern bathroom with a dark tiled wall in the background and a visible faucet. The post text in Japanese, "#浪人界隈浴室放尿同好会", translates to "#Rounin Community Bathroom Urination Enthusiasts Club", suggesting a humorous or niche interest group context. The image captures a moment of personal relaxation, possibly with a humorous undertone given the post text.

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やっぱ東京(とうきょう)じゃなくて東京都(ひがしきょうと)だよな

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2025年は俺のチ●コでも咥えとく？(笑)

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←宅浪のイメージ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　実際→

The first image is a promotional poster for the video game 'Rise of the Rōnin'. It features a dramatic scene with a samurai standing on a misty, rocky landscape overlooking a fleet of ships amidst a stormy sea. The title 'RISE OF THE RŌNIN' is prominently displayed at the top in bold, stylized red letters. The second image shows a person sitting indoors, using a smartphone while a laptop is open in front of them. The post text in Japanese contrasts the idealized image of a 'rōnin' (a masterless samurai) with the reality of modern life, suggesting a humorous or ironic comparison between the two images.

The first image is a promotional poster for the video game 'Rise of the Rōnin'. It features a dramatic scene with a samurai standing on a misty, rocky landscape overlooking a fleet of ships amidst a stormy sea. The title 'RISE OF THE RŌNIN' is prominently displayed at the top in bold, stylized red letters. The second image shows a person sitting indoors, using a smartphone while a laptop is open in front of them. The post text in Japanese contrasts the idealized image of a 'rōnin' (a masterless samurai) with the reality of modern life, suggesting a humorous or ironic comparison between the two images.