たけぽん

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たけぽん

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香乃愛より年上だけど学年は下です。

イコノイジョイ浪人界隈 k+n=2Joined August 2024

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常にコレ

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なお齋藤樹愛羅さんは

Saito Kiara wearing a light pink cap and black jacket, sitting at a table with stacks of white plates and cutlery. She is smiling and making a peace sign in one photo, and covering her mouth with her hands while smiling in the other. The setting appears to be a restaurant.

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Aug 26

iLiFE!より、みるてんがくら寿司で6皿しか食べてない方が心配

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MVの男、同じクラスにひぃちゃんいながらみりにゃ追いかけてるの最高の高校生活すぎてほんまに羨ましい

そのまま大学全落ちして浪人してほしい

The image depicts two individuals in a school setting, wearing white shirts and striped ties, suggesting a Japanese high school uniform. A girl with long black hair and bangs stands in the foreground, holding hands with a boy in a light blue shirt, who is partially visible from behind. Their attire and the hallway setting align with the post text, which references a music video (MV) featuring characters named "ひぃちゃん" and "みりにゃ," indicating an anime or school-life theme. The girl’s expression appears slightly pouty or concerned, adding emotional depth. The post text expresses envy and humor about the characters’ high school life, implying a romantic or friendship dynamic, likely from an anime music video context.

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"高校卒業して気になってた子を遊びに誘ったら｢入学式まで全部バイト入ってるし、大学入ったら毎日バイト入る｣ってありえない嘘つかれて断られたことある人(俺)" に刺さる歌詞やめてください

The post contains two images. The first shows two high school students, a boy and a girl, sitting at desks in a classroom, leaning close and appearing to talk, suggesting a romantic or emotional interaction. The girl has long dark hair and wears a school uniform, while the boy, seen from behind, also wears a uniform. Japanese text overlay reads "勇気出して誘ったけど," indicating a context of someone gathering courage to ask someone out. The second image features a woman in a colorful kimono with a red hair accessory, pointing at the camera with a playful expression, and Japanese text overlay reads "パイの目っけ、仕方ないね," implying a lighthearted or resigned tone. The post text by たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi) describes a personal story of being rejected after asking out a high school crush, tying the images to lyrics that resonate with this emotional experience. No platform watermarks are visible.

The post contains two images. The first shows two high school students, a boy and a girl, sitting at desks in a classroom, leaning close and appearing to talk, suggesting a romantic or emotional interaction. The girl has long dark hair and wears a school uniform, while the boy, seen from behind, also wears a uniform. Japanese text overlay reads "勇気出して誘ったけど," indicating a context of someone gathering courage to ask someone out. The second image features a woman in a colorful kimono with a red hair accessory, pointing at the camera with a playful expression, and Japanese text overlay reads "パイの目っけ、仕方ないね," implying a lighthearted or resigned tone. The post text by たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi) describes a personal story of being rejected after asking out a high school crush, tying the images to lyrics that resonate with this emotional experience. No platform watermarks are visible.

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iLiFE!より、みるてんがくら寿司で6皿しか食べてない方が心配

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コレ、オタクが臭すぎるって意味らしい

$The image features Iori Nomizu, a Japanese voice actress and idol, posing cheerfully with a playful expression and crossed fingers. She has dark hair with bangs, adorned with a pink flower accessory, and wears a colorful floral outfit, possibly a yukata, suggesting a festival or cultural event setting. The background is blurred with vibrant, festive lights, enhancing the lively atmosphere. Text overlay in Japanese reads "可愛いねぇ、ダメ！！絶対！！" ("So cute, no way!! Absolutely!!"), adding a humorous and exaggerated tone. The post text by たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi) humorously interprets the situation as "otaku being too smelly," implying a meme or inside joke about fan culture, which aligns with Iori Nomizu\'s celebrity status in anime and idol circles.$

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等愛高校が都立なので等愛大学は都立か国立で確定かな。おそらくかなり偏差値高い() 女子率から文系の学部もありそう

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一般人「オタクのコールキモいんだよ！消えろ！」オタクたち「ほいよw」ｽｩｩｩ(消滅) アイドル「みんなで声出すよー！あー！よっしゃ行くぞー！」オタクたち「……(ｼｰﾝ)」アイドル「えぁっ！？(動悸)」アイドル「そんなぁ…」これでもオタクのコール叩ける？・。・？

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さややんの顔が小さいのか両隣の顔がでかいのか分からんなこれ

The image is a screenshot from a Japanese variety show featuring three individuals dressed in humorous costumes. The person on the left is wearing a red and green outfit with a yellow name tag that reads "坂道ラウル". The person in the middle, identified as "#Me! 白間真莉", is dressed in a light blue outfit with a frilly skirt. The person on the right is in a red and blue plaid shirt with overalls, with a yellow name tag that reads "カナオママ". The background is colorful and cartoonish, suggesting a playful and light-hearted setting. The post text humorously questions whether the middle person's face looks small or if the faces of the people on either side look large, adding to the comedic context of the image.

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ちゃんとここの歌詞も歌ったのかな？ x.com/CUTIE_STREET_/

$The image likely depicts a scene related to music, possibly a performance or lyric display, given the post text by たけぽん (@ramen_nirou_) asking if someone sang the lyrics of a specific song. It may show a person singing or a text overlay of song lyrics, potentially from a music video, live performance, or social media clip. The setting could include a stage, microphone, or musical instruments, reflecting the context of the tweet linking to another user\'s post about a song. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are mentioned, and the focus is on the musical content and engagement with the lyrics.$

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さっしーすごいよな。俺恋愛とかしたことないから作詞しても片思い童貞ソングになるのが明らか。｢予備校の女〜えろすぎて中腰〜｣みたいなのしか書けん

The image features a close-up of a person's face, partially visible, with a humorous text overlay in Japanese. The text discusses the difficulty of writing love songs due to the author's lack of romantic experience, humorously suggesting that their songs would only be about unrequited love or overly explicit themes. The post is from a user named たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi), who shares a light-hearted take on their songwriting limitations. The composition focuses on the text, making it the central element of the image, while the background remains blurred, emphasizing the humorous and self-deprecating nature of the content.

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The image features a person dressed in a casual street style outfit, consisting of light-colored pants, a white shirt, and a gray jacket, paired with black and white sneakers. The person is holding a black tote bag with white text. The image has a text overlay in Japanese that reads "新大学生向けまず最初に買うべき買い物セット" which translates to "Must-buy shopping set for new university students". Below this, there is a smaller text bubble saying "新大学生向け" meaning "For new university students". The second part of the image shows a collection of cute, anime-style character illustrations, each with different hairstyles and outfits, labeled with their names in Japanese. This post appears to be promoting fashion and lifestyle items suitable for new university students.

The image features a person dressed in a casual street style outfit, consisting of light-colored pants, a white shirt, and a gray jacket, paired with black and white sneakers. The person is holding a black tote bag with white text. The image has a text overlay in Japanese that reads "新大学生向けまず最初に買うべき買い物セット" which translates to "Must-buy shopping set for new university students". Below this, there is a smaller text bubble saying "新大学生向け" meaning "For new university students". The second part of the image shows a collection of cute, anime-style character illustrations, each with different hairstyles and outfits, labeled with their names in Japanese. This post appears to be promoting fashion and lifestyle items suitable for new university students.

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明日共テでコレ

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たけぽんのソーセージを具材にしたふわふわサンドイッチ作れちゃうねぇ……

The image features a young woman with shoulder-length dark hair, wearing a white bikini with dark trim. She is posing in a relaxed manner, with one hand resting on her cheek and the other supporting her arm. The background suggests an outdoor setting, possibly a garden or a beach, with greenery and a light-colored structure visible. The text on the image includes Japanese characters and the phrase "The Beginning," indicating it might be related to a promotional or modeling project. The post text humorously references making a sandwich with 'たけぽん's sausage,' adding a playful and suggestive context to the image.

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ノイミー

きゃんちゅーの順じゃなくてきゃんちゅー

ノイミーの順だった。ノイミーの認知度が高いことが証明された。嬉しい

すぐ消す

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俺まだ前回のコレ引きずってる

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夢で見ていた夢で見ていた君を知りたい君を知りたい顔も名前さえもわからない(ただの認知症)

The image depicts an elderly person holding a microphone, seemingly engaged in a karaoke activity in a communal room. The setting appears to be a care facility or community center, with several tables and chairs arranged around. Other individuals are visible in the background, engaged in various activities, suggesting a lively and social environment. The post text in Japanese translates to "I saw you in my dreams, I wanted to know you, I don't even know your face or name (just dementia)", adding a poignant and humorous context to the scene, hinting at the theme of memory loss and the joy of simple activities in later life.

The image depicts an elderly person holding a microphone, seemingly engaged in a karaoke activity in a communal room. The setting appears to be a care facility or community center, with several tables and chairs arranged around. Other individuals are visible in the background, engaged in various activities, suggesting a lively and social environment. The post text in Japanese translates to "I saw you in my dreams, I wanted to know you, I don't even know your face or name (just dementia)", adding a poignant and humorous context to the scene, hinting at the theme of memory loss and the joy of simple activities in later life.

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慟哭〜

警報〜

聞こえないふりして〜 (ほんとに聞こえてない)

The image shows an elderly person holding a microphone in what appears to be a communal or recreational room, possibly in a care facility. The room has several tables and chairs, with other people in the background engaged in various activities. The post text in Japanese, "慟哭〜‼️警報〜‼️聞こえないふりして〜 (ほんとに聞こえてない)", translates to "Wailing〜‼️ Alarm〜‼️ Pretending not to hear〜 (really not hearing)", suggesting a humorous context where the elderly person might be pretending not to hear or actually not hearing, adding a comedic element to the scene.

The image shows an elderly person holding a microphone in what appears to be a communal or recreational room, possibly in a care facility. The room has several tables and chairs, with other people in the background engaged in various activities. The post text in Japanese, "慟哭〜‼️警報〜‼️聞こえないふりして〜 (ほんとに聞こえてない)", translates to "Wailing〜‼️ Alarm〜‼️ Pretending not to hear〜 (really not hearing)", suggesting a humorous context where the elderly person might be pretending not to hear or actually not hearing, adding a comedic element to the scene.

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103万しか給料を貰えてないのを俺らに伝えているのかもしれない

Ayumi Ichihara sitting on stairs, wearing a white shirt and plaid skirt. Black hair with bangs, smiling. Text overlay includes Japanese characters and a YouTube link. An Instagram watermark is visible.

Ayumi Ichihara sitting on stairs, wearing a white shirt and plaid skirt. Black hair with bangs, smiling. Text overlay includes Japanese characters and a YouTube link. An Instagram watermark is visible.

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浪人始めてからこれ毎日50回再生してます

The image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a white sweater, sitting at a table in a cozy, colorful setting. She appears to be engaged in studying or writing, with an open notebook and a pen in hand. The setting includes a vibrant background with various colors and patterns, suggesting a relaxed and inviting atmosphere. The text overlay in Japanese mentions '30分間一緒に勉強しよう Study with me [ASMR]', indicating that this is a screenshot from an ASMR study video on YouTube. The post text from たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi) reveals that they have been watching this video daily since starting their 'ronin' period, a term used in Japan for students who are preparing for university entrance exams after high school graduation.

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竹島返せよ

The image shows two photos of people dressed in elaborate costumes, likely participating in a cosplay event. The costumes are colorful and detailed, with one person in a yellow dress holding a fan, another in a black floral dress, and two others in pastel-colored dresses with accessories. The post text mentions "竹島返せよ" which translates to "Return Takeshima," indicating a political context related to the territorial dispute over Takeshima/Dokdo islands between Japan and South Korea. The image is from a Twitter post by @iori_mashimashi, and there is a watermark from Twitter.

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悔しすぎるだろ

The image is a screenshot of a music chart titled "TOP 50" with a green and orange color scheme. It lists songs with their rankings, artist names, and song titles. The first entry is ranked 6, titled "Remix" by Wang, featuring an illustration of dancing skeletons around a fire under a full moon. The second entry is ranked 7, titled "A!" by くまのキヨし with the subtitle "=LOVE", featuring a photo of a building with people in white outfits. The post text in Japanese, "悔しすぎるだろ", translates to "This is too frustrating", suggesting the poster's disappointment or frustration with the rankings.

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ノイミーの新曲予想・冬が来たから・君はこの冬、恋をする・クルクルちゃんこ鍋

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今見たけどイコラブ歌うまいし可愛いな

The image shows a group of four young women performing on stage, likely a Japanese idol group given the context. They are dressed in coordinated, frilly outfits with pastel colors, each holding a microphone and singing with enthusiasm. The background features a vibrant, colorful set with geometric patterns, enhancing the lively atmosphere. The text overlay in Japanese reads "今見たけどイコラブ歌うまいし可愛いな" which translates to "I just saw it, but Icolove sings well and is cute." The image also includes a watermark from CDTV, indicating it is from a television broadcast. The overall mood is cheerful and energetic, typical of idol group performances.

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アンコールの恋人以上 ↓ ナツマトペ ↓ 海レモ ↓ 夏祭り ↓ だからとて ↓ ダイリリの流れ気持ちよすぎて今も余韻で絶頂してる

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弱者男性ホイホイで終わった

The image is a screenshot of a Japanese television quiz show schedule for May 11th (Monday), hosted by Atsushi Tamura from the comedy duo London Boots. The show features various categories of questions, including general knowledge, humanities, and science. The categories are divided into four groups (グループA, B, C, D), each with specific themes like humanities, science, and current events. The post text by たけぽん (@iori_mashimashi) humorously comments that the show ended up being 'weak men's favorite,' suggesting a light-hearted or comedic tone to the content.

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舞香ﾁｪﾝの腕に付いてるこの米粒、日本で一年に生産されてる約400兆粒の米の中で間違いなく頂点