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gemma won o algo
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hold on lemme think
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>>12917824 here. Yes, I just remembered. One time I was camping like in the picture and, suddenly, a massive vantablack nigger came up from behind me and began tonguing my anus.
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>>12917827this made my clitty leak
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>>12917803 (OP)no but I like this image

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>>12917831holy meds youre not me or something
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>>12917835tsmt we need more gems of jaks doing fun activities
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I saw a deer today
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I called an obese black wagecuck a fatfuck because he was trying to argue with me instead of finishing making my sandwich today
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>>12917853what was the argument about
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>>12917851wow u drew this so fast
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>>12917851wholesome yaoi in the backround
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>>12917862didnt get the joke award
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>>12917856>>12917859it was at a publix, there wasn't any real arguement, he was just a obese nigger who was being rude because he had to do his job, made my sandwich shitty too. He ran to the manager after I called him a fatfuck
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>>12917866and then everyone brapped
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one time at my highschool, a special education kid broke out of the classroom and we all had to go into lockdown as he manifested his indo aryan spirit by proceeding to take a shit directly onto the floor and breaking shit that was in his way
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one time i was walking and there was a giant dead rat full of maggots and i took a stick and poked him and like a swarm of maggots got out of his ass and i smashed them with a rock
>flood detected
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I once climbed up the side of a parking garage because I wanted to get a picture of my city skyline then I realized that my city is shitty as hell because we have a black woman as a mayor and climbed back down
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>>12917867retarded ugly nigger this wasnt a made up story, he called me "disrespectful" and stormed off to look for the manager, some white wageGOD finished my sandwich for me like a normal person. Not much happened after since calling a nigger a "fatfuck" because he's being difficult isnt really something you can do anything about
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One time I jerked off in the forest
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>>12917871also the rat was like black
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>>12917895did Tom Cruise find you
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One of my friends threw a chink's orange juice bottle at the floor because he was being a sperg and was annoying him
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>>12917922did you jerk off while riding the swing
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>>12917911complaining about stories in the stories thread award
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>>12917922rapeson in the background
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>>12917895GEG I did this a couple times when I was in college. I never had friends so I would just hang out in the forest during break and sometimes I’d have to wait like an entire day with no classes so I’d just go to the woods and drink and jerk off though
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>>12917940>when i was in collegego away oldcuck pedofag
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>>12917949because hes talking to kids on the internet
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>>12917960why the Niggativity?
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Bump
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>>12917918This happened like in May of this year, basically when we we're starting our last year of high school, the chink was in 8th grade
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>>12917940Also this one time, I was talking to this gay guy in my class (he was 18 and I was 20 at the time) and I used to hate hanging out in the cafeteria so I tried convincing him to come to the woods with me without thinking. He was really stressed out and stopped talking to me after that, must’ve thought I was going to rape him or something
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>>12917984i actually cant tell if the swing is creaking or youre blowing raspberries
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I put some chinks newspapers in rain water and he saw me do it and i gtfo
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>>12917990you were going to rape him
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>>12918001Are you fucking retarded
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>>12918020Image taken on goyphone sorry
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>>12918022That's so obviously the swing creaking how can you mistake that for someone blowing raspberries
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>>12918020phone camera having stupidly high resolution and still looking like shit award
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>>12918027because hes brapping
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>>12918026just google compress image online and upload and download that if you can't figure it out
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>>12918037Genuinely are you like talking about a certain part or something pretty much all of the audio is the swing creaking
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this week while i was at school in the bathroom i walked past a special needs retard whom said hi to me, without thinking i said
>hey re-
i caught myself before i called him a retard but it could have gone bad lol
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>>12918061What would have he done if you called him a retard
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>>12918066he would have let out his inner aryan beast
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>>12918066snitched and gotten him suspended or something
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>>12918051it kinda sounds like whenever the swing creaks he goes pblblbllblblt
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>>12918066he probably wouldn't of noticed but im not sure
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>>12918090>spelling mistakechuddy is definitely seething at his keyboard geg
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i caught one of my classmates gooning in the back of class a few years ago. he was doing it to some furry shit kek
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>>12918104I swear I don't wanna goon to it but can you go more in detail about what he was jacking off to
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>>12918051It was built nearly 5 years ago and has never been managed but the sound is me brapping
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>>12918104some kids have no sense of privacy i remember when i went to school there was a kid who was cutting himself with scissors because he was a masochist and another who was huffing glue and got in trouble
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>>12918114WON THE INTERNET ARGUMENT AWARD GEG SO MUCH GEG!!!! CLITTY LEAKAGE INCOMING!!!
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on the same day that i almost called that retard a retard i took the bus home, anyway though a little niglet 9th grader whom probably had adhd sat next to me, usually i dont care but he for some reasons started screeching really high pitched and all the people on the bus started getting pissed off, eventually i realized it was him and i told him to stop, he didnt and continued so i started yelling at him and that got him to shut up, thats the closest ive gotten to hitting a stranger before.
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>>12918126Holy shit FUCK OFF
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>>12918111why would i remember exactly what he was gooning to? i only remember that it was some furry shit
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>>12918127on a field trip i was sitting next to this band kid and he started talking about how dolphins rape other animals or something
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>>12918144But very autistic to randomly mention that
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>>12918146Jannies don't approve this
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>>12918144i know but he was like smiling while saying it like it was funny
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>>12918138i remember the thread where we discovered this gem it was me who screenshoted it
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Also since we're now talking about the femboy pissbaby incident again let me link the account, enjoy your gegs
https://www.reddit.com/user/Hot_Cabinet_2546/▶ №12918165[Quote]
>>12918138geg can someone speech bubble this
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>>12918164xhe hasn't posted in months xhe probably acked
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>>12918138i remember some kid was crossdressing in one school near me and for a few days he was confident and embracing it but then they beat the shit out of him and almost killed him
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>>12918182GET TO WORK MEDILATORS
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>>12918104also two kids got caught fucking in the bathroom and the girl was the sister of one of my friends, he never heard the end of it for like 2 years
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>>12918191seriously why would you ever do that in the first place
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>>12918200does anyone have that 'toss of the "you're arachnophobic? you probably want to fuck spiders" idk i saw it somewhere
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>>12918259Put him into prision NOW
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>>12918245I know what you're talking about, I can't find it but I'll look for a smug troonjak and edit and upload it to the 'ru
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>>12918265aryan

thanks
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>>12918279and then everybody brapped
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>>12918288thanks i hope you get good grades
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didn't see you already made it mb
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>>12918306GEEEEEEEG
>gay lawyerWhat is le holesome gay lawyer do?
Suck BBC in court?
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>>12918316thats great but whats the song name
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>>12918316>>12918279Lets raid some alt r/196 for the gegs
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>>12917861kys, male friendship is not faggotry
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>>12918324fell for it again award
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>>12918008>29.24 MBbro is a photographer
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>>12918336bro has never had a conversation and put his hand on his cheek and it shows
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>>12918344>get banned on pc for an obvious bait thread>jannies fall asleep and don’t read my appeal >map not workingFucking useless nigger jannies
>inb4 banned for ban evasion ▶ №12918354[Quote]>>12918361
>>12918352And then everyone clapped
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im trans
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>>12918351wait how did you reppey if youre banned (genuinely curious)
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>>12918357are you retarded?
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>>12918358It’s a stories thread all of it is snca
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>>12918360chill the fuck out nigger
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>>12918361>get a gay lawyerSo a Jewish one
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>>12918367MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS HE SAID A RACIAL SLUR
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>>12918365posting 'zellig for no reason other than to goon to it later
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>>12918375he is sharing his meal with the rest of the pack because he is an alpha
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>>12918365qQQt expel ligniggers nQw
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>>12918381made me geg irl i cannot lie
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>>12918381alpha wolves aren't real retard
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>>12918375marge this isn't porn, if you goon to this you would goon to wikipedia article celebrity pictures and your parents wedding photos
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>>12918389i goon to the wikipedia article for celebrity pictures and my parents wedding photos
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>>12918389nusoi doesn't know about porn on wikipedia…
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>>12918389xe knows, but post this and expect a wave of jartycuck-like niggas swarming
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>>12918412dont even mention 'o pls it makes my clitty leak
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I visited the gram once and I came across one of those 4cuck green text accounts
And the green text was literally just a sharty post
Fucking obsessed niggers geg
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>>>12918412
>dont even mention 'o pls it makes my clitty leak
cheekin factory…….
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>>12918416chicken factory…..
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>>12918427i'd rather stare headlong into 'cados asshole in person than see this video again
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I used to have this screenshotted but I can't find it anymore so just have the link instead
https://www.reddit.com/r/feminineboys/comments/1m3btxs/got_bullied_at_work_today/▶ №12918461[Quote]>>12918468
>>12918439why do they always use :3
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>>12918457typed this exact same comment again award
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>>12918457man i'm so hungry i could eat that honestly
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>>12918461they always use 3 whats?
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>>12918457It's just AI cool it faggot
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>>12918473no its not, how would there be a video that high quality if it was ai or something
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>>12918477made up an epi fetish story award
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>>12918477oh yeah similar thing happened to me when i was younger but i was able to skip it before we updated the contract there were 2 channels but after that there were like 20 channels just for porn and i stumbled across them while exploring what's new
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>>12918507ok but what the fuck is that theme
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>>12918500nigga what the fuck, trannies really need to receive ttd
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>>12918500>avoid telling the internet that. creeps are everywherecreeps are the reason youre like that at 10
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>>12918509The shemmy's 2nd to last default theme
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>>12918512i've just never seen that one