To all other presidential candidates; of the United States of America.
Gentlemen?
Well, boys, the jig is up. Election Day will be in November this year. Turkies will cost you 38 cents a pound cranberries will be 50 cents a bucket. Plum puddings will be 2 dollars each. But for my good friends it won’t cost a nickel so go out and vote for me.
Gracie, you are asking all the other presidential candidates to vote for you?
Sure, there are so many that even if I get half of them to vote for me I’m bound to be elected.
I see what you mean.
This letter is being dictated by a lady, typewritten by a lady so don’t forget to take your hats off while you’re reading it.
Gracie Allen
President of the United States
Gracie, you’re not president yet.
Well, I will be by the time this letter is delivered.
Make 50,000 copies and mail one to each candidate. Address the letters in girlish handwriting and send it to their homes. I want their wives to read it too.
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